Chapter 504: Of course, the guy who eats should be careful
To be honest, Yi Cheng felt that he didn't need Bai Ze to remind himself so loudly that his stomach was still hurting when he was hit.
However, the focus now is obviously not on the matter of "the egg moves", although this matter is indeed very bizarre, yes, but what Yi Cheng is most worried about is really something closely related to the egg.
"If Lao Tzu suffers from any mental illness because of this incident, he must go and have fun with the title of Dragon Slayer Warrior when the time comes."
Gritting his teeth, Yi Cheng took a few deep breaths, and after calming the pain in his lower abdomen, the nerves finally retransmitted the intact lower body signal to the brain Fortunately, his little brother was still holding his head high, and obviously did not succumb to such a sudden attack.
"Luckily, it still works"
Yi Cheng breathed a sigh of relief, and then hooked Bai Ze's white bare back with his feet from behind without restraint to signal her to hurry up.
"It's okay, it's just an egg, it's not in the way, anyway, while this guy is honest now, let's hurry up!"
Before the words fell, the egg in his arms jumped violently again, slamming Yi Cheng's restless body with a sturdy one.
"Holy!"
Yi Cheng, who was in severe pain, almost jumped up from the bed as soon as he turned over, and scolded the dragon egg in his arms.
"Something, huh! Lao Tzu has eaten poached eggs, not a thousand, but also eight hundred, don't think that if you are a dragon egg, I don't dare"
After all, he couldn't finish his cruel words.
Like the previous two times, this dragon egg, which was obviously premeditated, chose this moment to attack.
The difference is that this time, the top of the dragon egg is no longer an empty ceiling, but someone's chin, and below it is no longer his belly, but a lever held up with Bai Ze as the fulcrum.
The scream that should have been made was suffocated back into his stomach because of the impact on his jaw, and then, when the human lever known as "give me a fulcrum and create a nation" was hit by gravity from top to bottom, Bai Ze saw that Yi Cheng's eyes were suddenly filled with tears of grievance.
"Are you alright?"
She was stunned for a moment to understand what had happened, and then she saw someone with a red face, curled up and rolled around on the bed like a prawn, and a strange whining sound came out of his mouth, apparently he had bitten his tongue when he had just been hit on the chin.
While crying and laughing, Bai Ze could only hurriedly come to Yi Cheng's side and ask in a whisper while checking his body.
"Bastard Bastard"
Yi Cheng swore that it was the first time that he had made a concrete connection to the word, and it was clear that the word-maker who would give such a derogatory meaning to such a word would probably have had a similar tragic and bleak experience as he did.
It's just that now, all he can do is to follow the wisdom of his predecessors, and he really doesn't have the time and ability to create a corresponding word.
"Bai Ze, hurry up and help me take a look"
He inhaled the cold air, cried, and looked at Bai Ze with tears in his eyes.
"Help me blow it down there and I feel like it's broken"
"Pervert plus stupid!"
Rao is Bai Ze thinks that he has seen a lot of strange men during his participation in the TV program, and he thinks he is well-informed enough, and he was also laughed at by Yi Cheng's line for a while.
"It's all at this time, why are you still thinking about such nonsense in your head."
"I'm serious, this is my eating guy, can't you care about it a little bit?"
"It's best that you eat with this ugly thing in the future!"
Although there was still some resistance after all, Bai Ze tentatively used his fingers to flick the little guy who had become depressed because of the blow, fortunately, maybe it was because her "ugly thing" hurt the little guy's self-esteem, and soon it raised its head and glared at Bai Ze angrily.
"Okay, it looks like there's nothing wrong with it, but your tongue really doesn't matter?"
"Probably it doesn't matter."
Yi Cheng let out a bit of frustration after trying to move.
"But the French deep kiss I have practiced hard probably can't show you today, so I have to replace it with another trick, the Poison Dragon Heart Piercing Diamond."
"Don't make a fuss."
Bai Ze, who slapped Yi Cheng, had already begun to put on his clothes at this time.
"It's all like this, let's wait until you've solved the trouble."
"I knew it was going to be like this."
Seeing that the appetizing ** was finally covered by the fabric, Yi Cheng knew that today's good things were probably in vain again.
It is said that there are twists and turns, and good things are grinding, but ah he and Bai Ze, the pair of wild mandarin ducks, can't really go through nine hundred and eighty-one difficulties, right?
"It's really tossed so many times, it's just a matter of becoming a Buddha."
Feeling the afterglow of "the unbearable pain of a man's life" faintly coming from his lower body, Yi Cheng gritted his teeth, jumped up from the bed again, and ran to the wall with his bare buttocks.
"I don't care if you're a dragon or a Nezha, or something else, I warn you now, if you dare to do even the slightest offensive act against my body, I'll die with you!"
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Bai Ze, who was dressed, looked at what someone was doing with some amusement Okay, threatening a dragon egg? It's a shame he figured it out.
However, presumably because such a threat really worked, Yi Cheng felt a strange gurgling sound coming from the dragon egg.
"What does that mean?"
He subconsciously wanted to scratch the back of his head, but because his arm was still stuck with the dragon egg shell, he could only give up for the time being.
"Let me guess you're hungry?"
"Boom!"
This time, the dragon egg hit not Yi Cheng but the wall, and it seemed that it planned to take the initiative to die in its own hands.
"Hey, Bai Ze, come over here"
After muttering in the corner of the wall for a while, Yi Cheng turned his head and called out to Bai Ze.
"What's going on?"
Bai Ze, who had been waiting for this person to "communicate" with each other, walked closer and saw Yi Cheng gesture to the eggshell with his chin.
"Listen, this guy seems to be knocking on eggshells, is he about to be born?"
"Probably not, although I don't know much about the hatching cycle of dragon eggs, but it's obviously unreasonable to be so fast."
After Bai Ze thought about it, he first put his palm on the eggshell, and after a while, he simply stepped forward with one ear.
After a while, she gave an affirmative answer.
"It's Morse code"
"What are you kidding, what code does an egg know?"
Yi Cheng said he was confused.
"I don't know why, though, wait for me to translate this message first."
As a person who is known for his arithmetic ability, Bai Ze naturally memorized and understood the meaning of this code very easily.
However, her expression became a little weird.
"It says"
"What does it say?"
Yi Cheng looked curiously at the "bastard" in his arms who had ruined his good deeds.
And Bai Ze, who was obviously holding back a smile, finally conveyed the meaning of this Morse code to Yi Cheng directly.
"It says to get an egg in and try it by saying something in the egg white."