Chapter 33: Puff - The Phone You Dialed...
Annan sighed deeply and said comfortingly: "Alas, sister... Your game is over, rest in peace..."
"You, you..."
Wen Mei stomped her feet angrily, looking at the box on the ground, she was a little skeptical of life.
Only... Turned into a box!?
At this moment, Wen Mei's dream of paper was shattered...
The former blood feud was all in vain at this moment......
In order to kill this dog man, she endured humiliation and went through many ups and downs, but now, it has become a mess.
Oh—
This is really a sad story, I cried, what about you?
Annan patted his chest and said confidently: "It's okay, with me, I can still eat chicken!" ”
"Ah!!!h
A mournful scream rang out, from our Wen Mei paper.
"it!" Annan was taken aback.
"Ahhh
Wen Meizhi was aggrieved, and she didn't know how to describe it.
It's unreasonable to be bullied like this by a man!!
Annan spread his hands and said, "Why do you blame me, you didn't jump yourself when I told you to jump out of the car..."
"I don't care, I'll blame you, dog man, you compensate me!"
Wen Mei said angrily, looking a little unreasonable.
But isn't that what most girls are?
Anyway, don't reason with them, it won't work.
"I... Okay, how can you make me pay? ”
Annan waved his hand, he thought it was better not to worry about this sister paper any longer.
He Annan is a gentleman, well, a righteous gentleman!
"Really?"
Wen Meizhi immediately stopped being angry when she heard this, as if she was waiting for Annan's words.
"Hmm." Annan nodded.
"No remorse?" Wen Mei paper blinked.
"No remorse!"
"Are you sure you can do it?"
"Sure!"
"Call Daddy!"
With three black lines on his head, Annan knew nothing good was going on.
[Call Daddy!!] 】
[Dogecoin hurry up and call]
[Call Dad, ahhahahaha]
[Sister paper, this trick is amazing! ] 】
Annan raised his eyebrows and opened his mouth, at this moment, the audience in the live broadcast room is waiting for this moment, which is really in the spotlight.
"What? Do you want to go back? Wen Mei said threateningly.
Suddenly there was a cacophony in the voice of a teammate...
"Puff-puff-"
"What's wrong?" Wen Meizhi was puzzled, knocked on the headset and muttered: "The network is not good!?" ”
"Puff—"
Immediately after, a fluent official tone sounded.
"Puff—I'm sorry, the phone you dialed is turned off, please dial again later, Saorui...%¥%##%#"
Wen Mei paper: "......"
Viewers in the live broadcast room: "......"
"wcnm, dog man, are you a three-year-old child when you are a mother!!" Wen Mei was so angry that she was about to flip the table.
What about when this is on the phone?
It's also a special meow shutdown, I'll shut up your second uncle!!
[Dogecoin has taken shamelessness to the extreme...]
【Show! 】
[Xiu'er, please sit down, don't show it again]
[I have never seen such a shameless person in my life! ] 】
[Dogecoin is not a loss, it is Dogecoin...]
[I'm stunned now, which big guy is coming to save me...]
Annan's face was not red and his heart was not beating, and after reading the shutdown tone, he immediately frowned and said, "Huh? What's wrong? What just happened? ”
That guy is acting more really!
【Real! 】
[This... It's a real horse! 】
[It's a pity that you don't shoot level 3 with your acting skills...]
[Sino-foreign co-production Journey to the West...]
[Trembling, you big guys are driving again! ] 】
[Master trouble stepping on a jio, I got on the wrong car, this is not a car to kindergarten]
Wen Mei said angrily: "Don't pretend to me, hurry up and call Dad, hurry up, you dog man, ahhhh ”
"Haven't seen it?" Annan raised an eyebrow.
"Yes, I haven't! Never seen before! ”
"You've seen it now."
Wen Mei paper: "......"
【23333】
[Dogecoin Six arrives!] 】
[Sister paper feels like I'm in a wolf's den, grass! ] 】
[Sister paper: Who will save me, this dog man bullied me, woo woo~]
[Don't get on the wrong bus, thank you, the lawyer is here waiting for you [funny]]
Wen Meizhi gulped in the air, not because she was short of oxygen, but because she was angry.
The chest is pounding... Well? Wait, omit two hundred words here (don't ask me why, I'm afraid of 404)
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"he~phew, dog man!" Wen Mei snorted, and then she didn't know what to say.
Because she found that she didn't have a language!
She, the king of mouths, is speechless, and every sentence of this dog man is just right.
She didn't understand what made this man so shameless.
His shamelessness has even been sublimated—cheap.
"Puff – I'm sorry you called..."
"Roll !!" Wen Mei was about to vomit blood.
This dog man is definitely deliberate!
Annan was about to laugh like a dog when he sat in front of the computer, can you imagine it, it is the kind of laughing that can't make a sound.
It's terrifying.
The dog is unimaginable!
"Poof... Uh-huh, cough-cough-cough, okay, what about playing games, said okay, I'll take you to eat chicken, okay, don't make any noise, um. ”
Annan calmed down the deep urge of urine in his heart and smiled.
Well, I'm afraid I'm not going to laugh and pee.
Wen Meizhi glanced at the screen, this time she didn't burst into foul language, nor did she get angry, just a cold sentence.
"Go away... I don't want to talk to you......"
"It's okay, I'll just tell you!"
Wen Mei paper: "......"
I'm dripping the pot, who will save the little woman me!!
Where the hell did this monster come from, I want to die!
The bombing area has long since ended, and in the end, the four heavenly fires successfully took the life of Wen Mei's paper, turning her into a box.
This time, Annan embarked on the journey alone.
But before that, he has one more thing to do.
Lick the bag!!
Wen Meizhi stood up in response and yelled: "Dog man, don't touch my bag!" ”
"Poof—the number you've made is..."
Wenmei paper: "%¥#%@¥%"
After adding the bag, this fourth wave of circles also began to brush.
This time the safe zone is a little far away from Annan, for example, if Annan's position is in the sunspot on the gossip, the position of the circle is in the white character.
(I'm grass, I actually learned to quote, oh yes, the author is so handsome!) )
The car has exploded, and Annan can only use it to run.
"Bang!"
"Poof—"
At this moment, smoke and dust rose from the ground on Annan's front feet.
"Hit me!?"
Annan raised his eyebrows, and immediately turned around and aimed in the direction of the hillside.
Just now, where did the gunfire come from!
Open the scope, raise the muzzle, shoot!
"Bang!"
Headshot kills!
Annan confidently put away the gun and muttered: "Who gave you the courage?" ”
【7kill】