Chapter Seventy-One: On the Art of Dividing the Pot

Ruan Yin's room was very well lit, and the warm sunlight lazily sprinkled on Yan Yuan and Ruan Yin, who were still lying on the bed, Yan Yuan was still asleep, while Ruan Yin turned over, her eyelashes trembled slightly, and then opened her eyes a little dimly. The extremely familiar furnishings that caught her eyes made her realize that she was at home before she was fully awake, she let out a very beautiful moan, wrapped the quilt on her body, turned back and planned to fall asleep, but at this time, she was still a little half-asleep and half-awake She saw Yan Yuan lying beside her.

She was stunned for half a second, then sat up suddenly, lowered her voice and scolded: "?!" ”

Then she began to recall what happened last night, of course, it didn't take much time for Ruan Yin, she didn't drink or take drugs yesterday, her memory was so clear, and she immediately realized what she did with Yan Yuan yesterday! Besides, there is really nothing to remember about this, and the answer can be derived from logical reasoning alone......

-! You said that the old lady was sleeping naked next to a man, what else could have happened last night but that?!

Ruan Yin hugged his head in pain, and muttered to himself in a panic: "It's over, it's over!" It's over!! ”

"Hmm......" Yan Yuan was woken up by the movements and self-talk of the beauties around him, he struggled to open his eyes, stretched a little lazily, and didn't mean to get up now, just continued to lie on the bed admiring the eye-catching figure of the delicate baby next to him, and at the same time asked with some curiosity, "What's wrong Xiaohong?" ”

Ruan Yin looked at Yan Yuan and said very seriously: "According to what I know about Mother Zhu, she must have come over to listen to the corner last night!! ”

Yan Yuan: "...... Damn?! ”

Okay! Now there is one more person who panics!

- There are many embarrassing things in this world, and sleeping with each other's daughter in front of other people's parents is undoubtedly the best of them!

What's more, the two of them just planned to confess to the woman's parents that the two of them didn't plan to get married! If you say this kind of thing now, what kind of image will the two of them be in Zhu Jinshou's eyes? ! In other words, what kind of image will Yan Yuan be in the eyes of his mother-in-law!

- Scumbag! A scumbag who came to his daughter's body! A scumbag who doesn't recognize people when he puts on pants! A scumbag who has been abandoned from the beginning to the end!

Damn!

Yan Yuan felt a headache when he thought about it! And Ruan Yin on the side seemed to have an even more headache! Yan Yuan didn't know his mother-in-law very well, but Ruan Yin knew her mother Zhu quite well! Although the two of them are not related by blood, they have lived together harmoniously since childhood, and they are no different from ordinary mothers and daughters. Zhu Jinshou now knows 100% that she slept Yan Yuan (look at the word!). At this time, if she had told her in the past that the two of them didn't plan to get married now, Mother Zhu would definitely go crazy!

At that time, even if the father comes back, he won't be able to control his mother-in-law - because the dead ghost father must have no brains to stand by his wife and destroy the "poor daughter" with the "vicious stepmother".

Listen to these two titles.

"Ahhh!!h Ruan Yin hugged his head and screamed, then suddenly pulled out the pillow to beat Yan Yuan, shouting as he smoked: "Damn! Why are you so good that you didn't die last night and got back to function?! Obviously, I didn't raise it that time before! Why did you get excited as soon as you arrived at my house

Here it comes?! ”

Yan Yuan's face changed suddenly, and he didn't care about admiring Ruan Yin's swaying figure when he swung the pillow, and shouted unconvinced: "Don't spew blood!" I've never lifted it before, right?! Last time it was just an accident! Accidentally! Did you yourself say I had a bad performance last night?! ”

β€”β€”The issue of Zhu Jinsleeve can be put aside for the time being, and the matter related to the dignity of men cannot be solved!

"Huh!" Ruan Yin looked at Yan Yuan with contempt in his eyes, and did not answer Yan Yuan's question directly, but said resentfully: "Aren't you all making up the questions now?" You've got to carry the whole pot! ”

"That's not good, I'll carry half of this pot at most." Yan Yuan was even more unconvinced, "The two of us can only be regarded as adultery at most, how can I bear the whole blame for what you love me?" ”

Ruan Yin gritted his silver teeth, lifted the quilt and looked under him, and then hummed and said, "In the final analysis, it's not because you are a scumbag who pushed me without saying a word?!" I definitely suffered last night, okay? I don't accept that I have a red as proof! ”

Yan Yuan: "......"

Yan Yuan (swallowing his anger): "Okay, you have the final say if you lose blood." ”

Ruan Yin smiled proudly, got up and reached out to get the clothes scattered on the ground, while Yan Yuan shrugged helplessly, looked at Ruan Yin's figure, couldn't help swallowing a mouthful of saliva, and then also found his clothes. But before he could spread the clothes he had picked up on his body, a soft and cute foot suddenly stepped on his back. Yan Yuan was stunned, his eyes turned slightly to Ruan Yin, and he saw that this girl's clothes were only half worn in a mess, so she waved one of her long legs and kicked him with one kick at a time, of course, these kicks had no strength, not so much kicking people as flirting.

Yan Yuan: "...... Who can withstand this?! ”

After a while, Yan Yuan, who finally put on his clothes neatly, became more and more angry the more he thought about it, and always felt that he couldn't swallow this breath, so he pulled the hand of the little rascal next to him and said very seriously: "I admit that I am a scumbag." ”

"Uh-huh! You've finally admitted it! Ruan Yin looked at Yan Yuan with a smile, waiting for him to say the second half but.

"But!" But here it is! I saw Yan Yuan say seriously, "You are also a scumbag!" Let's not blame anyone! Just last night's pot, the two of us are half of us, and I can at most carry a little more for the sake of your blood loss, let's open four or six! ”

"That won't work!" Ruan Yin thought about it, and shouted angrily: "Is my little red only worth one percent?" At least 50%! ”

"Isn't that my ten percent black cauldron again?!" Yan Yuan reacted quickly, "No! Why should a scumbag be embarrassed by a scumbag!? ”

"That's better than any of us." Ruan Yin hugged his chest and said in a strange manner, "Someone premeditated against me when he didn't raise it before!" This is not called a scumbag, what is a scumbag? Also, I remember yesterday someone admitted to me that he had the idea of taking a concubine, right? Hehe, scumbag! ”

β€œβ€¦β€¦ It can't be compared. Yan Yuan gritted his teeth, "Who is more scummy, of course, it depends on whose experience is the standard!" Whoever has more experience is more scum! ”

Ruan Yin pondered for a moment: "Huh? Wouldn't that be my crushing victory? ”

"That's right, you scumbag...... Damn, why am I not happy at all when it is me who won?

”

"Hey, hey." Ruan Yin laughed, "Because you won the game and lost your life!" I've crawled through countless young ladies' beds, and you've only been in my bed! ”

"......" Yan Yuan's face stiffened, and he was unwilling to bow his head to Ruan Yin in the sense of life and admit defeat, so he shouted stiffly: "But you have only slept with me as a man!" And I'm ......."

"Crawled through countless men's beds?!" Ruan Yin's face suddenly became frightened, "I didn't expect you to be such a Yan Xiaomi?!" ”

"It's not! No! What the hell am I ......" Yan Yuan almost choked himself to death with a mouthful of saliva, he rubbed his temples with a headache, "Okay, let's not continue to dwell on this topic, I'll take the blame......"

"Hey, hey! It's my Ruan Xiaohong's victory! Ruan Yin saw that Yan Yuan finally admitted defeat and gave in, and jumped up happily, looking very happy to dance with his hands, and Yan Yuan, who looked at her naughty appearance, couldn't help but show a relaxed smile, "Boss Yan is magnificent!" Boss Yan is mighty! Then please ask Boss Yan to explain to Zhu's mother by himself! Goodbye! I'm going to play with my old lovers!! ”

Yan Yuan: "......"

Yan Yuan: "??? ”

Yan Yuan: "Why do you stop for me!! ”

……

"Still there's no news of the Devouring God?" Ruan Clutch frowned, his face didn't look very good, but that trace of discomfort quickly disappeared, and he helplessly turned his head to look at Lord Zhizhou beside him, "It seems that they have really evacuated the surroundings of Guangzhou City, so they can't find it, with the current strength of Guangzhou City, I'm afraid it is impossible to organize a bigger search." ”

"Yes, not only can't I organize it, but I don't dare to organize it." Lord Zhizhou nodded, agreeing very much with his neighbor's judgment, and he sighed, "Old Ruan, you better go home!" I see that the matter here has come to an end for the time being, your daughter has finally come back, you should go back and have a look! ”

"Yes, are you afraid that I will seize power with you?" Ruan Clutch rolled his eyes, "How many times have you said it, don't call me Lao Ruan, I want to hit someone!" ”

Zhizhou laughed: "Haha! Let's go, let's go! I'm insecure here, and you don't know it! Go home, wife and children, hot kang head! ”

"Hey, hey!" Long Tu also smiled, his neighbor was a smart man who knew how to properly talk to him, and Ruan Lihe himself was willing to continue to deal with this Zhizhou, "Okay! Then I'll go back, pay attention to yourselves! Especially pay attention to the movements of the Heavenly Demon Pool, if the Wild Heavenly Demon is in Guangzhou City, the conspiracy Heavenly Demon must follow him! Maybe they're not gone yet! ”

Zhizhou nodded cautiously: "I understand." ”

……

"Speaking of which, I have information from my side that the dragon slayer has been injured a little." Hou Long suddenly smiled and said, "And it doesn't seem to be light." ”

Leng Nuan raised her eyebrows: "Is that skeleton so strong?" ”

"After all, it's the closest a man-made deity has come to success so far...... Leng Nuan, are you interested in fighting with Dragon Slayer? ”

"Not interested." The Wild Heavenly Demon said without hesitation, "I don't want to be stabbed in the stomach by that guy with a spear!" It hurts! ”

"Understood." The smile on Hou Long's face remained unchanged, "Then another way...... By the way, how about luring a few dragons over? ”

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