Chapter 242: The Great Jedi Escape
"Shen Wanwan, I'll lose your mother!"
When Xie Lang heard this, he immediately roared angrily.
Of course, this sentence was scolded by Xie Lang in his heart.
As a dignified and positive energy anchor, Xie Lang resolutely despises those anchors who have no quality, swear words, and bully female players.
"Damn, I'm in a pit, I've made a big bet, the young lady is so crazy to attract hatred, it's over, it falls into a box, and it's lost."
"Hahaha, brother, brainless pressure, make a fortune! Didn't you look at today's day, did the dog gently guess that he won once? ”
However, as soon as Shen Wanwan spoke, the people on the birth island immediately recognized Xie Lang's vest:
", 666, the dog is gentle and the anchor."
"No, didn't I hear that Gou Gentle is a straight male anchor, and the sun came out in the west today? He actually took his sister to eat chicken? ”
Just as the players were talking, the screen suddenly flashed, and everyone was teleported to the plane.
In the next second, the players began to discuss again:
"233333, it's really a gentle anchor, yo, I brought a few girls this time."
"Hahaha, the straight man is dead, lick the dog and stand up, pay tribute to our former dog god!!"
"Dog Gentle, I'm your fan, as soon as I heard that you started PUBG, I immediately entered the game cabin to see if there was a chance to match with you, it's all fate, no, dog fans."
"The dog is gentle, I'll give you a sentence - licking the dog will die! Do it yourself. ”
Xie Lang let out a long sigh and said secretly: What can I do, the young ladies took millions to let me play with, and I was also desperate.
Seeing the plane arrive over Picheng, Xie Lang immediately pressed the parachute jump device and quickly jumped down to prevent many players from following.
Shen Wanwan, Yu Yingying, and Zhang Xinyue also followed the parachute jump for the first time, and automatically followed Xie Lang by the way.
In the air, Xie Lang looked around and found that there were many players.
However, it is far less than the players in the previous one, and there are only 4 or 5 squads, about 20 people.
Xie Lang smiled and said secretly: As long as Shen Wanwan and the others don't hold them back, there is a 100% chance that they will destroy these players.
"Can I apply for it, can I pick up 98K?"
Shen Wanwan started again, and before she landed, she thought about using 98K.
Don't look at how many people around her are already eyeing her.
"Brother villain, what gun do you want to play with, I'll pick it up for you later."
"I'll do whatever I want." When Xie Lang heard Yu Yingying's words, he felt embarrassed.
Look, look, how many empathetic girls there are.
One dares to ask, one dares to give!!
And after Shen Wanwan heard this, she naturally "cut" fiercely.
Secretly said: This woman licking the dog is so shameless, she openly seduced my husband in front of all the viewers in the live broadcast room?
Bah! Bah! Bah!
Why did Miss Ben suddenly pop up the word husband in her mind?
Shen Wanwan was really scared.
At the same time, Xie Lang clearly saw the players flying from the air.
Several teams of players on the other side surrounded each other left and right, and surrounded Shen Wanwan and the three women.
It's definitely impossible to open the parachute now.
In case the parachute is opened and the speed slows down, they will definitely be caught up by each other.
You must know that in PUBG, if you die in the air, it is a great shame!
"Oh no, they're coming." Zhang Xinyue hurriedly said a sentence in the team.
Shen Wanwan and Yu Yingying glanced back and found that there were already several players, and the vertical line descended and wrapped towards them.
These people are too frustrated, aren't they?
"It's slippery, there are too many people, young ladies, go out, protect yourself."
Xie Lang immediately decided, he decided not to go to this leather city, and was ready to fly to other places to fight.
"Damn, the dog is gentle with you..."Shen Wanwan was quite smart, and she didn't call Xie Lang's name.
"What's going on?"
"I'll rub it."
"I'm sorry, I didn't laugh, hahahaha, the dog is gentle or the dog is gentle."
"Nima, the dog is gentle, aren't you opening a village? said that I wanted to protect the young lady, but when I saw that there were many people on the other side, you were the first to run, and it was too shameless, right? ”
Xie Lang, who finished opening the parachute, glanced at the barrage, and said to the camera: "Old iron, I'm telling you one thing, I am not gentle and I am an iron-clad man, don't think that if you hit me with a gift, I will give in, even if you are a young lady." ”
"The dog is gentle and you are shameless, Miss Ben took out a 50W gift and asked you to play with you, you... You actually left Miss Ben and ran away? "Shen Wanwan vomited blood in the air.
"It's just, you... You're not a man! You are a beast, and you will not be saved when you see death. Zhang Xinyue also rolled her eyes.
"Brother villain, although I have always supported you, but this time... Eh, it's too much!!!! ”
Xie Lang smiled: "Don't worry, those players won't be willing to kill you, they just want to use you to kill me." Even if you put a hundred hearts, they don't turn into licking dogs, and offer you up as goddesses, and my wordless gentleness upside down today, while pulling, while eating! ”
"Bragging, I don't believe it." Shen Wanwan spit out her fragrant tongue.
However, the next second.
When Shen Wanwan and the three daughters were surrounded by all players and landed in Picheng, they really verified Xie Lang's words.
Those players, one by one, turned into licking dogs, claiming to be flower messengers, looking for guns, three-level heads, and artifacts for their little sisters, to protect them from eating chickens!
Before eating chicken, all the players unanimously demanded that they report the point, tell them where Xie Lang is, kill Xie Lang first, and then send them to eat chicken.
Nima!!
These players are too shameless!
Why is everyone a player, why is there such a big gap?
Xie Lang had already thought of those licking dogs, and he was reluctant to kill Shen Wanwan and others, but why did he want to target himself?
"Hurry, dog gentle in the N-shaped direction, coordinates: 501.447, on the outskirts of Picheng!" got the 98K sent by the players, and Shen Wanwan was the first to sell Xie Lang.
I rub.
"Shen Wanwan, can you have a good time eating chicken? You... You're cheating, and I'm going to report it. ”
After Xie Lang landed, he picked up a level 1 green hat helmet in the toilet and ran wildly.
Along the way, I was crazy and poor, and there was nothing!
Not to mention a machete, a frying pan, not even a single hair.
Gunshots rang out one after another behind him, all of them were players chasing Xie Lang.
Just kidding, the first villain of PUBG, the Great Demon King, who is not proud of killing a dog alone and gentle?
And the audience in Xie Lang's live broadcast room held their stomachs and laughed wildly:
"Nima, it's amazing, it's really nice to watch this live broadcast today."
"I said that I would take the three young ladies to eat chicken, how did it become a Jedi escape? Yo, a once-in-a-millennium scene, why was the dog gentle chased and killed by three teammates and a group of licking dogs? ”
"Dog gentle, I beg you to quickly find a grenade to thunder, the picture of you cuckold running is too beautiful, I dare not look at it."
"Haha, my roommate finally closed his eyes, and before he died, he finally saw Dog Gentle being chased and killed by a group of players."
"Let you be a straight man, let you leave our little sister, you deserve it."
"Little sister, hurry up and report the news, you must kill the shameless guy Dog Wenrou."
"Nima Hi, who are you dog fans coming to, I'm your anchor!" Xie Lang noticed the words of those fans and spit out a mouthful of old blood.