[42] Half a catty of black fungus VS half a catty of ham sausage

"It's over, it's over, I'm treated as a perverted brother and sister!"

After visiting the underwear store, I wanted to cry and shouted to Yin Leyan without tears.

Just now in the lingerie shop, she called my brother back and said something low.

In the end, whether it is checking out or leaving the store, it is all under the strange gaze of everyone.

"Hehe, it's okay, anyway, you can get married if you and your brother flee to the United States in the ❤ future"

Yin Leyan grabbed my arm and said with a red face, the pitch-black right pupil glanced at me charmingly.

Hey, this sentence sounds so familiar, like the lines of my ignorant cousin Yahuo!

Yahuo is an innocent and cute little girl who is not sensible, Yin Leyan, you, who read countless black fungus, also said this kind of thing!

The United States, the United States, you quickly change the law for me, and strictly order that cousins and cousins in all states are not allowed to get married!

In this way, we kept complaining about Yin Leyan in the bottom of our hearts, and we visited some small shops in Hang Lung Plaza, and gradually, the time passed to noon.

"God, find a place to eat."

After coming out of a small commodity store and buying a crystal butterfly worth two thousand yuan and only the size of a thumb, Yin Leyan leaned on me and said.

Woo, this guy really doesn't know how to be thrifty, he started spending a lot of money just now, and he quickly broke 10,000 yuan when he bought goods.

Yin Leyan is definitely a high-consumption black fungus, no wonder he broke up with all his boyfriends so quickly.

I thought of it and mourned in silence that I was her boyfriend, but luckily the cost of my date with her was reimbursed by the Darkmoon Chamber of Commerce.

"Where do you like to eat?"

I asked her, anyway, if she had to eat at a romantic restaurant on the top floor with a starting price of 1,000 yuan, even if she had to swipe her credit card from the Darkmoon Chamber of Commerce.

"Oh..... I want to eat that....."

Yin Leyan pointed to a restaurant in front of me, and I looked at the place where she was pointing, a little surprised.

She was referring to a restaurant called "Hero Boiled Bone Broth Malatang", which looked like a lot of people, the layout was plain and simple, and the sign was a powerful-looking character in a kung fu pose (is it Bruce Lee or Wong Fei Hung?). In general, this should be a relatively low-end storefront in Hang Lung Plaza.

If you are spicy, it should be a very famous way to eat snacks in China.

It is to put a lot of raw food into the water to boil, and then dip it in seasoning to eat, generally in our school and Yucai Middle School at the door of the stall often set up a stall to sell spicy tang, but they are not very hygienic, and this point should be more hygienic.

"To go here?"

I reconfirmed Miss Yin Leyan's words and asked her.

"Mmmm, I haven't eaten it before, I want to eat it here."

Yin Leyan nodded, took my hand and said.

"Hmm..... Then hurry up, and wait for someone to figure out more. ”

I reconfirmed her intentions and entered the store with her.

The restaurant has a lot of interesting ways to eat, first there is a large row of food racks, customers take a small basket, sift some food on the shelf, and then go to the checkout counter to hand the food to the clerk, and after a while the food is cooked and put in a bowl and multiplied.

In front of my eyes, there are a variety of foods.

Well, there are a lot of them, there are green vegetables such as bok choy, rape, and coriander, as well as mushrooms, oyster mushrooms, shiitake mushrooms, and of course, there are all kinds of meats such as sweet and spicy, ham sausage, bacon, duck blood, quail eggs, vermicelli, etc.

According to my personal preference, I took rape, oyster mushrooms, sweet and spicy and duck blood, and thought about adding vermicelli to myself.

Well, eating these wasn't enough, I thought about it again, and before I knew it, I saw a food in the distance.

- Black fungus.

They lie neatly on the food rack, in the shape of ears, exuding a dark and shiny sheen, and some of them have become translucent when soaked in water, which looks very good.

But that's the food I hate the most!

As soon as I see this food, I naturally think of those girls who have no discipline.

The death of tens of thousands of spare tire pits in the spare tire bar came back to life, and I was heartbroken and sad in elementary school.

That's not enough – I've been getting entangled with all kinds of black fungus lately!

It's full of resentment.

I must eat black fungus at noon today!

Thinking of this, I took a large handful of black fungus and put them in the food basket in one go.

"What do the gods eat?"

Yin Leyan, who was choosing food with me, asked.

"See for yourself ....."

I pouted, and then added black fungus to the food basket unhappily.

She looked at my basket of dense black fungus and was slightly stunned.

"Hee-hee..... That's right. ”

She smiled playfully, she should have understood, and then turned back to find her own food.

Hmph, my black fungus cousin Yin Leyan, this is my warning to you, don't try to attack me in vain, black fungus will eventually be eaten by me!

I thought proudly in my heart, thinking that I really did a great job of ordering this time, and when I was dating my cousin of black fungus, I ate black fungus in a big way, which can be described as a bad breath for thousands of spare tires in the world.

"Little brother, is this what you want?"

I chose the food, and when I went to the checkout counter to settle the bill, the clerk looked at my basket of black fungus in surprise, which should be half a catty.

"Hmm!"

I said resolutely.

"Good ....."

The boss looked at me as if he was looking wonderful, and then put a basket of black fungus in the background.

"God—I've got it too."

And at this moment, Yin Leyan also chose food and walked up.

I casually glanced at this guy.....

She chose half a pound of ham sausage as food!

Full of ham sausages, at least more than a dozen, various shapes are staggered and unevenly placed in the food basket, red and pink, long, columnar with a faint luster.

“...... You did it on purpose. ”

I looked at Miss Yin Leyan and complained, cold sweat running down my forehead.

"Hey..... Who is called God.... If you want to choose the food, as a lovely sister and girlfriend, of course I have to accompany you. ”

Yin Leyan and I looked at each other, blushing slightly, and said with an evil smile.

I represent the Dick Silk faction, she represents the black fungus faction, there were sparks between our eyes, and the two of them were filled with an inexplicable smell of gunpowder.

"It's not good to bother you couple, but that's ...... Is it ready to check out? ”

The clerk at the checkout said with a wry smile, and we gave up the eye contact and handed over the food baskets.

......

As a result, a pair of strange scenes appeared in the hotel.

Our high school boys and women, who are suspected of being a couple, one ordered half a catty of black fungus, and the other ordered half a catty of ham sausage, and ate it with relish.

"That's pretty good......"

I bit the black fungus and said angrily, although I have eaten a lot and eaten a lot, but because of the hatred for the black fungus in my chest, I still eat like this.

"Hmm..... It's the same on my side. ”

I don't admit defeat, my cousin instructor and Yin Leyan, and at the same time, the existence of the final evolution of the black fungus, I don't admit defeat and bite off the ham sausage over there in front of me.

"Brother....... Aren't you going to exchange black fungus and ham sausages with me...... I'm tired of eating one all the time. ”

She asked, staring at me with beautiful eyes, her eyes full of the intent to continue to compete with me to finish a single food.

"Don't ......"

I also looked at her with a warlike intent, and once again tore the black fungus in my mouth in half.