Chapter 1153: The Worst Dad in History!
It's a pity......
Although many Nihei and Lin Hei are looking forward to the Knicks losing......
But January has passed, and the Knicks are still in the beginning......
In the most popular phrase at the moment, Lin Yi is no longer abusing vegetables, this TM is a dimensionality reduction attack!
It's February.
On the 1st, in addition to announcing that the Eastern Player of the Month will continue to be monopolized by Lin Yi, the NBA official also announced the list of starters and substitutes in the East and West of the Los Angeles All-Star Game at the same time.
Lin Yi, who returned from the king, deservedly became the All-Star vote king, and in addition to Lin Yi, Gobert, Jokic, Klay, and Curry were also selected for the Eastern Star team.
At the Los Angeles All-Star Game, the main game format will once again return to the East-West confrontation, and last season, although Xiao Hua introduced the BP mode with the times, in the eyes of Lin Yi and Tetum, the tradition should still be preserved as much as possible.
In addition, in the most anticipated slam dunk contest by fans, although Lin Yi did not participate, this year's slam dunk contest is definitely a star-studded and star-studded group!
Because you may not believe it when you say it......
LeBron James played.
In Lin Yi's previous life, there were many reasons why my emperor refused to participate in the All-Star Game, anyway, as long as it was a Jamie, he could give you 101 reasons casually, but in this life, because of the continuous decline in popularity and the fact that he never won the championship, James felt that he should participate in a slam dunk contest......
Of course, James's participation in the slam dunk contest this time is not to gain popularity and whitewash himself, after all, my emperor is already black and can't be blacker anymore.
In fact, James' purpose in participating in the slam dunk contest this time is really quite simple, and people just want to participate in the slam dunk contest before retiring.
If you don't let people win the championship, can't you win a slam dunk contest championship?
However, after seeing my emperor's opponents, Lin Yi sweated for my emperor in his heart.
Because of the slam dunk contest this time, there is also "the former Lin Yi's lifelong enemy", Griffin, who has recently declined in popularity and continues to wash the dunk contest......
is also declining in popularity, and wants to harvest a wave of popularity DeRozan......
and the defending champions...... Zach LaVine.
It is said that after seeing this list of participants, Lin Yi mourned for our emperor for three seconds at that time.
Difficult..... It's too hard......
Is it interesting for you guys to stare at James every day?
Didn't you see that our emperor didn't even have a rating of 90 in 2K?
Do you know that if you continue like this, my emperor will really go to the zoo and close himself?
Ahem, poor Emperor I don't want to press it for the time being.
In early February, the Knicks began to push back after finishing their January Devils schedule.
Lin Yi's performance can only be described as mediocre, and he can barely score 40 points per game...... And then picking up 10 rebounds and seven or eight assists for him is not convincing at all.
On Valentine's Day on the 14th, after the Knicks beat the Nuggets twice this season, their opening winning streak has expanded to 59 games.
Best Start ....... for the Big Four North American Sports Leagues Longest winning streak in North America's four major sports leagues...... NBA's first regular season wins......
In the words of Charles Barkley, the Knicks' record-breaking approach is simply too cost-effective.
Oh, do you say that the cost performance is not high?
Breaking so many records together......
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The 15th is the traditional Chinese Chinese New Year's Eve, but Lin Yi has no holiday, because the 17th All-Star Weekend will be held in Los Angeles, so after a hurried reunion with his family, Lin Yi took the Knicks Four Heavenly Kings to Los Angeles together.
Originally, Lin Yi wanted to withdraw from this All-Star Weekend under an excuse, but this was his first All-Star Game after his comeback, in the words of League President Tatum: If you dare to quit, I will go to New York and go downstairs to your house to invite you to go with a loudspeaker!
Faced with the inhumane coercion of the president of the alliance, Lin Yi finally chose to follow his heart.
No way...... After all, the president of the alliance has launched the face fruit, this face ...... Gotta give.
It's worth mentioning that this year's Eastern Conference Stars are interesting, because while the Knicks have five spots, another Eastern Conference powerhouse, the Cavaliers, has also won three spots.
Brother Alphabet, Brother Thick Eyebrows, and Pickled Pepper were all selected for this year's Eastern Star Team.
So...... How many dishes do you think other teams in the East have?
The other 13 teams combined had only four players selected.
On the other hand, in the West, when the emperor announced that he would participate in the slam dunk contest, the still strong James sent the emperor back to the starting position of the Western stars, and Durant, Xiaoka, Irving, Westbrook, Beard Deng, Griffin and others were also selected for the Western Star team.
For this All-Star Weekend, Lin Yi's only personal expectation is the slam dunk contest.
After all, Zheng Sai Lin Yi had already thought about it, and he would hand over the court to this group of young people after playing for a while.
Lin - I'm a senior, I don't compete with juniors for resources - Yi is so amiable.
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On the 17th, the NBA All-Star Weekend Rookie Challenge was held in Staples, Los Angeles, and this year's Rookie Challenge is still divided into the world team and the United States team.
In other words, it is the famous senior Kobe Bryant who is the coach of the American team this year, and the coach of the world team is his former friend O'Neal.
OK meets, coaching talent makes a judgment.
Obviously, O'Neill was right to go to TNT TV as a commentator.
The U.S. team finally defeated the World United team 143-137, Thunder rookie, Kuzma, nicknamed Kobe Bryant Jr., scored 30 points and became the MVP of the game......
Ball shot 2-of-14 from the field, including 0-of-6 from three-point range and 0-of-4 from the free-throw line, and slashed 4 points, 5 rebounds and 6 assists...... The performance is simply invincible in the universe and the blood horse explosion super rookie level!
Lin Yi, who was sitting on the sidelines watching the game at the time, found that if it weren't for the large number of people, Kobe Bryant would really want to go up and beat Bauer......
Kobe: Damn, labor and management have never seen such iron!
And the most important thing is that after Brother Qiu played such a "perfect" performance, after the game, the ball father, that is, Ball's father, actually said in an interview that the reason why his son played not perfect was because Kobe's coaching level was too bad......
"Obviously, I think Kobe Bryant is only suitable for coaching women's basketball, he doesn't understand my son at all, and Lonzo is definitely one of the best point guards in the NBA." Ball daddy is a serious nonsense......
Be reasonable...... Fortunately, the Lakers didn't put Ball on the floor in this life, otherwise, this is really a house leak that happened to rain overnight!
Lin Yi is also glad that Javier has always been his cronie, because it is said that on the eve of last year's draft, the Huskies, who had the third overall pick at the time, were ready to trade this draft pick for Green......
And Donnie Walsh, the general manager of the Knicks, himself quite likes Ball......
Ball Daddy even said in an interview at the time that even without Lin Yi, Ball could lead the Knicks to rise again......
"Bauer has such a father, and he is really a blood mold for eight lifetimes!" Lin Yi thought to himself with emotion.
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PS: I'm sorry, I've been holding it for too long...... I couldn't help it today and drank two taels of Moutai......
PS2: Critical hits from the wine short!
(End of chapter)