Chapter 5: On Eating (I)
So.
It's not that Chen Cheng doesn't want to eat steak, it's that it's really weird for two boys to go to a Western restaurant together, and this place can only move his ass and choose again.
"Otherwise, it's not bad to go to Lanzhou. Their creamy cupcakes are appetizing, and there are peanuts and beans to knock, which is perfect for a casual lunch. ”
Chen Cheng listened to it, there seemed to be no problem with this, but he always felt that something was weird.
Chen Cheng nodded and said, "Okay, just go there!" However, let's still AA system, I don't like people to spend money for me, it makes me feel very shameless. ”
Yes, Chen Cheng has not asked his parents for money since his first year of high school, and his annual tuition fees are exchanged for his summer job in the summer and temporary work in the winter vacation.
So don't look at Chen Cheng's fine skin and tender meat, in fact, he has done a lot of part-time jobs, and Chen Cheng's mouth is not picky about eating, but don't be too scary.
For example, Banlangen instant noodles, which were eaten in a creative new restaurant that had just opened for less than a year, was a supper, and when the head chef brought out this basin of noodles, there was a basin as much as one, especially the strong smell of the powder inside, which scared the two little girls into slipping away in advance.
That night, Chen Cheng experienced what it means to only enter but not leave, squatting in the public toilet on the fourth floor of Wanda for as many as two hours, and now thinking about it, he still feels that the chrysanthemums are tight, and he has a rash when he sees instant noodles.
Chen Cheng has also eaten several strange things, and the deepest reflection is this blue root instant noodles, which is really not eaten by people.
Li He shook his head and said, "Then what's the matter, you are my newly recognized brother, how can you take your brother out for a drink for the first time and let your brother pay for it." ”
"It's really not good, I'm really not used to letting others pay for me, I'm able to be self-reliant."
Li He looked at Chen Cheng's still theoretical look, so he changed his tone and said, "Brother playing games?" ”
"There are games, and there are many types."
"Have you ever played that Honor of Kings?" Li He's statement of knowingly asking is also used when he comes to set Chen Cheng's words, otherwise the little boy in the kindergarten next door has something to play, why would he not play?
Chen Cheng shook his head, thought about it and nodded again, "I played a game when the freshmen registered, and I didn't feel too much. ”
To tell the truth, it's not that Chen Cheng brags and doesn't play drafts, it's that the players in the silver game are too easy to kill, and all kinds of jokes basically come out in this kind of paragraph, and over time, those who have strength go up, and those who don't have strength go up casually, and the rest are those novice players and some joke arrangement directors.
Li Heke didn't care what Chen Cheng thought, and continued: "I like Li Bai in it the most, he has a sentence that I like very much, and it is related to the poetry in the language. ”
"Don't you see the water of the Yellow River coming up from the sky?" Chen Cheng asked.
"No!" Li He said with a gesture that you look down on too much: "It's about to enter the wine, don't stop the glass!" ”
"You can drink?" As soon as Chen Cheng mentioned the smell of wine, it was not him who blew it, but anything that was related to wine could be put down by Chen Cheng without two glasses and make him go crazy.
You must remember the staff gathering in the store in the second year of high school, just a small glass of beer, Chen Cheng just got out of his stomach, the whole person's alcohol strength came up, took off his shirt and rolled on the ground, like estrus running around, and finally wrestled with the bucket in the store.
What a shame! The boy has tears and doesn't flick, but he hasn't reached the sad place!
In ancient times, Wu Song passed Jingyanggang three bowls but the mountain - drunk and beat the tiger, and now there are two cups of Chen Cheng Hotel without stomach - punching the bucket.
Li He said proudly, with infinite manhood: "How can a boy not drink, my father said, as long as I don't smoke, he can drink enough!" ”
"Awesome." Chen Cheng said, saying that Chen Cheng was a little afraid to go, in case this guy also poured himself a few glasses of wine, in front of the public, how could he live, a newcomer.
Thinking about it, a constipation-like expression appeared on his face, and when he was about to shirk it, Li He said with some regret: "It's a pity that Shanglan doesn't sell wine, otherwise I will invite you to drink a few glasses, my favorite Martini." ”
"Let's go, it's almost time for dinner." Chen Cheng was a little dazed when he heard the word Martini, what was that? Aren't there only a few types of wine? Beer, white wine, red wine, otherwise what else?
In order to maintain his image, Chen Cheng did not pretend to be a curious baby, and changed his words: "If you have the chance, you must try it." ”
"Let's go!"
Li He and Chen Cheng stopped a taxi on the side of the road and said to the driver to go to Shanglanzhou, the driver's uncle was a little shocked at first, and finally became tired, and began to look at which of the two guys was stronger.
This proves that it is not only women who have the right to gossip and advocate corruption, and in the same way, our male compatriots can also have it, and men and women are equal.
When I arrived in Shanglanzhou, it was actually a hotel with restrained decoration, with a few pots of small plants and a sign next to the door.
Chen Cheng didn't look carefully at the contents of the card, so he was pulled into the store by Li He and found a secluded corner to sit down.
This position is not big, just a two-person table, the table is a four-corner wooden table, there is a pot of roses in the center, the smell of flowers is very pleasant.
The decoration around is not very extravagant or simple, on the contrary, many places are set off by murals and some small indoor plants, which is obviously very different from other restaurants in China, the most eye-catching should be a blackboard-like wall on the side of the service desk, on which a lot of small papers are hung, and all kinds of neat fonts are fascinating.
"Well, this place is good, isn't it?" Li He said with some pride, no matter how you say this place, it is the number one restaurant in the whole city.
Chen Cheng nodded, although he felt that something was wrong, but he couldn't strip the new roommate's kindness, and said, "The environment is very good, I like it very much." ”
"That's nature." Li He familiarly took out two menus from the wooden table in front of him, one handed to Chen Cheng, and the other was placed on the table.
"Whatever, don't be polite to me."
Chen Cheng glanced at the dishes on the menu: "Tangerine red fish, with the sweet company of oranges from Huangyan, Zhejiang, plus two double carp that symbolize love, will definitely make two people who love each other sweet and memories." ”
"Double happiness is coming, two extra-large five-flavor pills are specially launched for all foodie parties, these five flavors contain five flavors in love, and a careful taste will have a new true meaning."
"You buy my drunk, there is a secret beer roast duck made by the store with laurel flowers, which symbolizes love, and it will definitely make you feel the passion of Apollo..."
Seeing these three dishes, Chen Cheng seemed to understand the driver's gaze, feeling that this place is a tryst specially designed for couples!
Bah! Dog men and women!
Chen Cheng didn't even have to look at the rest, the whole person fell into contemplation, to eat or not to eat?
Eat, his manhood and dignity are properly explained to Li He.
If you don't eat, your dignity will be damaged a little bit at most, but you will lose face to your new roommate.
It's a serious question, it's so uncomfortable!