Bite..

That's when it happened.

Just as Xie Lang came to the commissary opened by the old grandfather at the school gate, the sound of the system came out.

"Congratulations to the player Xie Lang for triggering an active mission, do you want to take it now? ”

I rub, that's the task that comes?

MMP, what's the mission at seven o'clock in the evening?

Lao Tzu has to rush back to the live broadcast.

Friendly reminder: When players complete this mission, you will receive a skill upgrade book.

Skill Upgrade Book Instructions: After use, it will increase the player's own skill level.

it?

Could it be that increasing the skill level will increase the power?

This Nima has to be picked up.

"Ding!"

"Congratulations to the player "Xie Lang" for successfully receiving the mission, please use the villain "Flying Dragon Cloud Explorer" to complete a thief mission in the next 24 hours, and after successfully stealing something, the mission will be considered successful. ”

Thief mission?

Damn, am I Xie Lang like that kind of dirty villain who steals things?

As he was talking, Xie Lang took advantage of the fact that the uncle in the commissary was not paying attention, and stole a lighter placed on the stall... Phew, let's go.

This scene happened to be seen by several passers-by, who talked to each other:

"Damn, there are still such brazen people? Even the old man stole the lighter for a dollar. ”

"Yes, if this guy steals at the gate of our school, I will lose if I don't be beaten to death."

"I'll just hehe, if I wasn't in a hurry, I would definitely hang this shameless man and beat him."

"It's a shame for our men, even the lighter is stolen, garbage!"

“╭∩╮(︶︿︶)╭∩╮”

"Who do you say? You little bunnies, who are you scolding for rubbish! ”

Xie Lang was not deaf, of course he could hear the cursing of these guys, and suddenly looked at him with a fierce gaze.

Those guys, as soon as they saw Xie Lang's vicious expression, they were immediately so frightened that they ran away.

Do you see it?

This is a typical pseudo-virgin, and a keyboard warrior with a strong mouth!

On the Internet, you punched hard, insulted netizens, and were high-spirited.

In reality, I yelled at you twice, whispered, and didn't dare to face Lao Tzu, what the hell?

If these people dared to stand up and stop Xie Lang's behavior, Xie Lang might admire him.

Look at them again, and talk with their companions, and talk endlessly.

yelled at him twice, and suddenly it was no different from a frosted eggplant.

What is the difference between this kind of person and a keyboard warrior?

Bite!

"The player's giant tongue whipping takes effect, scolding a good person, and the points are +1! Current Player Rank: Precious Platinum 3, 61 points! ”

I wipe, scolding points +1, Lao Tzu stole the lighter, and the thief task was not completed?

Could it be that the price of lighters is not good?

Smack.

Xie Lang threw a hundred yuan on the old man's stall, and shouted with a pretending style, "Old man, give you a hundred yuan, this is the money for Coke just now, you don't need to look for change." ”

"Uncle, this... That's too much money..."

This uncle, called Xie Lang flutteringly.

Sure enough, if you spend the money, you are the "uncle"!!

Seeing the old man rummaging through the change in the drawer, Xie Lang grabbed the old man's collar with a gesture, "You dead old man, didn't you say that you would be rewarded with 100 yuan, do you look down on Uncle Ben?" ”

"Huh?"

"Give me less BB, and BB again and I'll beat you to death." Xie Lang waved his fist and said viciously.

"Well, thanks! Thank you for this "uncle". ”

The old man took a hundred yuan and kept bowing to Xie Lang to thank him.

It wasn't until after Xie Lang left that Shen Wanwan leaned out from the gate of the campus.

For bad guys, Shen Wanwan has seen a lot.

But like Xie Lang, she really hasn't seen it.

"It's strange, there is obviously a supermarket in the school, why did Brother Lang come to the small shop outside to buy Coke?"

"Could it be..."

Seeing the commissary of less than 10 square meters at the door, Shen Wanwan fell into deep thought:

"Could it be that he wants to take care of other people's uncle's business, so he ran out to buy Coke? Then give the other party 100 yuan and shout that he doesn't need to look for it, because he doesn't want others to think that he is giving alms to poor people? ”

Although Shen Wanwan is a gentleman, she is not a fool.

"I see."

Bowing her head in silence, Shen Wanwan muttered to herself: "Brother Lang, what kind of person are you?" ”

Some people use sincere appearances and godly actions to cover up a devilish heart.

There are also people who look unbearable on the outside, he is like an onion, with an ugly appearance.

But the more you peel back the layers inside, you realize that although it has no heart, you will still shed tears.

Because you finally found out that he is such a simple person.

Shen Wanwan found more and more that she didn't know Xie Lang at all.

The more she got along with Xie Lang, the more she found that Xie Lang was like a quagmire, which made her fall deeper and deeper.

……

After leaving the school, Xie Lang rode a small electric donkey and raced leisurely on the road.

Not to mention, since riding a small electric donkey, it is much more comfortable than driving a Ferrari.

Not to mention the fuel consumption of Ferrari, it also has to be maintained, which is a big expense.

How cool is the little electric donkey, where do you want to ride, find a place without electricity, steal a wave of electricity, and earn a few points.

Thieves earn.

By the way, the little electric donkey was also stolen by Xie Lang, so it was good that he didn't have to spend his own money.

Riding on the road, Xie Lang thought in his heart: Next, go to the food stall to find something to eat, and then go to complete the thief mission of the Flying Dragon Cloud Explorer.

Parking the battery car at the door of a food stall, Xie Lang just stepped in with his front foot, and retracted his back foot decisively.

After thinking about it, Xie Lang took out a note from his pocket, took a pen and wrote a paragraph on it, and then rested it on the pedal battery of the little electric donkey:

"I am old, I am young, and my wife is paralyzed in bed at home, and the whole family is old and young, and they are counting on me to ride this battery to deliver food and feed the whole family, and the eldest brother who stole the car begged to be let go."

"Yes, yes, that's all, if this Nima is stolen again, this person will be crazy."

Touching his nose, Xie Lang walked into the food stall.

As soon as he came in, a little boy who looked like a service staff immediately greeted him and said, "Big brother, please inside, how many may I ask?" ”

"I'm alone." Xie Lang said.

"Okay, sit inside."

The shy little boy looked 18 or 9 years old, with a pencil in his hand, and looked dumbfounded. B pencil-like.

When Xie Lang sat down, he bowed slightly, took out his notebook, held the menu, and asked Xie Lang softly on the side: "Big brother, do you need something to eat?" Is it stir-fry, or chow mein? ”

"Let's order, is there a menu?" Xie Lang asked.

"Yes, yes." Chen Yonggui hurriedly took out the menu under his arm socket and put it on the dining table.