85. Give Tony an Internet addiction
It was said to be a private party, but in fact, there were only two guests, Victor, plus Tony and Harpy, and there were only four people in total - Friedia was handling things in her own villa and couldn't participate in it.
It's more appropriate to describe it as a party.
Tsundere Tony just won't admit it head-on, it's specially for Victor.
Victor didn't expose him either.
It's just that in the actual hands-on, Tony and Victor stared at each other.
"Hey, I prepared the ingredients, do you want me to do it?" Tony was in a good mood.
"You just move your mouth, and the ingredients are either prepared by Pepper or Harpy." Victor rolled his eyes and rolled his eyes: "You don't know how to barbecue, what kind of barbecue do you invite others to eat at home?" β
"Who says I won't?" Tony was not convinced, rolled up his sleeves and was ready to get started.
As a result, he couldn't even light the charcoal, but instead made his hands black.
Or Harpy was sensible and found a reason to take over the job.
But seeing Victor's smug smile, Tony couldn't help but ask, "What are you laughing at?" Will you? β
Victor shrugged his shoulders and put his right hand on Wanda's shoulder: "Hey, I have someone to take care of me, so I don't have to do it myself." β
Tony blacked his face and didn't want to pay attention to Victor.
I fought with this guy, and I never won!
It's Wanda.
She was quietly roasting chicken wings, but Victor's hand suddenly rested on her shoulder, her body couldn't help but tremble slightly, and her face, which was already red from the heat, turned a little redder.
Victor stopped in a few seconds and withdrew his hand, pulling Tony, who looked unhappy, to try the barbecue on the charcoal fire that Harpy had made.
In my previous life, as a skewer expert, I may not be able to make a fire, but barbecue is still no problem.
Tony ate a lot, but he never did it himself, he couldn't even recognize the seasoning, and finally baked a bunch of half-cooked and peculiar skewers that he didn't even dare to try.
If it weren't for Harpy, he'd probably be hungry tonightβbut it smelled, and that's it.
Tony's eyes rolled as he stared at Wanda's plate of skewers.
He leaned over with his "masterpiece": "I said, we are friends, friends should be shared together, come, let's change and eat." β
As he spoke, Tony was already preparing to replace Wanda's plate with his own.
Although Wanda was a little reluctant in her heart, she didn't make a sound, but couldn't help but ask Victor for help - this is for you.
Victor immediately understood.
A wall of telekinesis was erected in front of Tony, easily knocking out his little abacus.
"Damn! Why are you so stingy? Aren't friends supposed to be shared together? Tony slammed his mouth, his mustache shaking.
"Ha-sorry, I was negligent, come, to celebrate our friendship, I'll give you this plate of my own hands." Victor telekinesis handed over the skewers he had baked.
Tony pursed the corners of his lips and decided to compromise.
Although Victor's skills are not as good as those of a chef, they are also at an upper-middle level, much better than Harpy's.
Taking a big skewer, Tony seemed to ask unintentionally: "By the way, the "Self-Healing Virus" you gave should have better medicinal effects, right?" β
"Of course, but now it's enough for you, and you wouldn't want it to work better." Eating the grilled sausage handed by Wanda, Victor responded casually.
The effect of the drug is too good, if it heals itself as quickly as Wolverine, then the surgeon can't even open a wound, how can he take shrapnel?
Tony, of course, could also think of the key and didn't mention it again.
He was silent for a moment, and then suddenly asked, "Since you are ...... Right, there should be a better way, right? For example, nano-medical robots or something, these gadgets can be safely removed without surgery. β
"Of course, no problem." Victor squinted at Tony: "But the purchase of goods requires funds, and my money is only enough to buy you these two tubes of potions, what?" If you are not satisfied, give it back to me. β
All right.
Tony had nothing to say.
He jerked several skewers and looked down to think about something, but in the end he didn't open his mouth.
Victor understood what he was trying to ask.
He said unceremoniously and directly: "As for your Mk-3 model suit, people really don't look down on it, there are armors in it that can destroy the planet, so don't worry about whether to change it, unless it's for the design drawing, otherwise it's just that the finished product can't even be replaced with the two tubes of potions I gave." β
When Tony heard this, his face couldn't help but feel bitter.
Is the technology in the universe already so strong?
Then if there is a higher civilization that is interested in the earth and has the idea of aggression...... Referring to the history of the development of the United States, the consequences have already been written in history.
If you fall behind, you will be beaten!
Thinking of some possibility, Tony took a few bites of the skewer in his hand and motioned to Victor to walk together.
When the two of them were far away, Tony spoke.
"Victor, you tell me, the universe ...... Do you have an idea for the Earth? You know what it means. Tony's face was unusually serious.
"Yes, a man named Thanos wants the Infinity Stones on Earth very much, and he is currently ...... There are about three of them on Earth, and by the way, there are only six Infinity Stones in the entire universe. "Victor broke the news unusually crisply.
Tony's brow was a mess.
"Thanos? How's the strength? What are Infinity Stones? Where are the three on Earth? Can you get rid of all this trouble? β
A series of questions showed the anxiety in Tony's heart.
"Thanos's subordinates, I don't know, there are too many, I can only tell you that he advocates 'balance', and has captured no less than a hundred planets, and each planet he conquers will slaughter half of the planet's population, and he firmly believes that this will reduce the burden on the universe."
"What? Half of the planet's population? Tony's eyes widened: "Doesn't he know about Malthusian population theory and family planning?" Doing so will only make the universe collapse faster! β
Victor: "?.? β
What theory?
Silently looked up at the sky to hide his ignorance, and said lightly: "As for the Infinity Stones...... Not to mention that I don't know where it is, once Thanos gets all six gems, he only needs to snap his fingers, and half of the people in this universe will disappear, are you sure you have to send the Infinity Stones away? β
Victor really doesn't know the exact location of the Reality Gem, which is not a lie.
Tony, on the other hand, had a shocked expression.
His eyes widened, as if he couldn't believe it, what kind of infinity stones six gathered together could do such a terrifying thing?
He wanted to ask something, but Victor was a mess.
"I don't have any more information, I still know about this through other means, specifically, I have to wait until I have the permission to enter the center of the universe, I heard that the closest is Chaidaxing."
Tony's stomach was full of doubts, and Victor's words were back.
His face was about to turn purple.
In the end, it can only be gathered into one sentence: "What do Infinity Stones look like?" I'm going to find it! Such a dangerous thing must not be obtained by that guy from the family planning office! β
"Heh, do you think that with your Mk-3, you can stop Thanos' purple sweet potato essence?" Victor taunted unceremoniously.
"Don't underestimate the genius Tony! Give me a little time, and I'm sure I'll be able to surpass that family planning guy. Tony looked haughty and confident: "However, why do you call him purple sweet potato essence?" β
"Thanos is a Titan, with purple skin, a square face, and shrimp wrinkles on his chin, don't you think this is very similar to purple potatoes?"
"Hmm...... I'll consider adding a high-temperature weapon to the new suit, and roasted purple potatoes are not bad. Tony clapped his hands: "I suddenly want to eat this cheap produce, let Harpy get some and roast it." β
Tony walked away quickly, with a hint of impatience in his back.
Victor smiled meaningfully.
Small, can't cure your Internet addiction?
With such a big sense of crisis, let's nest in the laboratory and design the suit! The future "Liquid Nano Armor - Bloodside Armor" is simply not enough for Thanos to fight, and it has to be upgraded again.
How can it be corroded by LOL!