Who am I?

Where am I from?

Where am I going?

Thor opened his eyes.

Looking at the unfamiliar environment, the previous scenes came to mind, and he understood.

I am Thor, the crown prince of Asgard.

I'm from Asgard, and I don't know where I'm going, but I'm in Midgard anyway...... Earth.

As an Asgardian with three times the body density of earthlings, I was knocked unconscious by a car.

As the god of thunder and lightning, I was stunned by an electric shocker...... Twice.

I've been through a low point in my life, and the only thing I want to do now is ......

Hey, what's so good?

"Are you awake?"

A peaceful voice came, and then a wine jar appeared in front of him: "The daughter red brewed by Master Kunlun Chen himself, I have never been willing to drink it, so I will give it to you." ”

Kunlun?

That little extra dimension attached to Midgard?

My father seems to have said that it is not bad to have a dragon in Kunlun, and there was a woman who was very awesome five hundred years ago, and he fought side by side with the first generation of Iron Fist thousands of years ago, and at that time my father still used Mauernier......

Friends!

Thor's eyes lit up, and he picked up the jar and poured it into his mouth.

The 20-pound daughter was red, Thor wiped his mouth, and directly threw the wine jar to the ground: "Good wine!" One more altar! ”

Dude, you should go to Shandong or Xuzhou, this amount of wine and this bowl...... The style of smashing the altar is the same!

Lao Wang turned over another altar and handed it to Thor: "Don't fall, this is an antique of thousands of years, and I have to return it to others when I go back." ”

If Master Chen knew that the jar of wine she gave me had been dropped, he wouldn't have to die of distress?

I don't want to go to Kunlun next time to listen to Master Chen cry and listen to her father, Elder Chen!

Originally, the physique was strong, and the body density of Master Kunlun was far beyond ordinary people, and the two of them added up to seven or eight hundred catties, and they couldn't bear it!

"The Midgards are so stingy."

Thor muttered "quietly", poured another breath, put the wine jar on the toilet "carefully", and commented with a big grin: "The wine is not bad, but it is not strong enough, the wine that the girls drink, soft and soft!" ”

What was standard English just now has now become authentic Chinese.

The education of the Asgardian royal family is good, Thor, how many foreign languages have you learned?

Looking at the toilet lid that was smashed out of the crack by the wine jar, Lao Wang sighed and turned out another wine jar: "This is strong enough, drink it." ”

"Really?" Thor was suspicious.

The people of Midgard are so poor in physical fitness, they fall when the wind blows, and they still brew spirits?

Can you put down the?

He took a sip, his eyes lit up instantly.

This wine ......

It's so strong!

It's so enjoyable!

Hold the jar of wine and pour it.

There was a roar in the stomach, like thunder.

Lao Wang smiled.

This is Lei Gong's private collection of liquor, which has been split on the top of the mountain for three hundred years, and is brewed with true qi and thunder and lightning.

Not to mention ordinary people, most people in the Kunlun Elder Church can't afford it.

Thor, Thunder Gong.

When these two get together, they will definitely become friends!

If you have nothing to do, you can fight a boxing friend who drinks a meal!

"Wine isn't enough."

After drinking half of the jar, Thor finished putting the water and said, "The mortal body makes me extremely weak, and I need to eat to replenish my energy!" Middlegards, where is there food? I am hungry! ”

"Let's talk about it first, don't smash things, you'll have to pay for it."

Lao Wang took Thor to the restaurant downstairs, watched Thor eat a dozen burgers, and thought to himself, this guy is a pig, right?

Well, it's normal too.

Thor was deprived of his divine powers, which was equivalent to his body being hollowed out in an instant, how weak and weak he was.

Asgardians have a fast metabolism and a strong digestive ability, so many things enter the stomach and quickly become nutrients to replenish the body, as for the parts that cannot be digested......

In less than an hour, Thor went to the toilet three times.

Arouse the side eyes of the whole restaurant.

A man who looks so strong, quite young, why does he have kidney deficiency?

A few girls who were going to talk to each other instantly felt a pity, and turned their eyes to Lao Wang next to them.

Chinese alas!

I haven't tried it yet, so I don't know what it tastes like.

"I've had enough to drink, I've finished eating, I think it's time for us to talk."

Bringing Thor back to the room, the old king said righteously: "Thor, son of Odin, crown prince of Asgard, the god of thunder in Norse mythology." If you trespassed on the earth without permission, should you give me and the people of the earth an explanation? ”

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Hand over?

What the heck?

Midgard is my territory, and there are still myths and legends about me on Earth, although they have changed in a mess...... Loki turned into my uncle? I was killed by a big snake?

Anyway, I traveled to my back garden...... Well, banished, and I want to give you an explanation?

Midgardians, are you crazy?

Thor looked at Lao Wang as if he was looking at a fool: "Who are you and how do you know my identity?" ”

Although he is a dumbfounder, he is not stupid.

It's been hundreds of years since I've been on Earth, and there are still people who know themselves, it's not that simple.

Thor pinched his fingers, there was a conspiracy!

He immediately made a defensive gesture and silently summoned the hammer.

Hammer......

Where's my hammer?

There is a hammer in his hand, and there is no panic in his heart.

Now that there was no hammer, Thor always felt that something was missing, and he was a little uneasy.

"To put me on paper, I am the director of the General Administration of Extraterrestrial Threat Strategic Defense and Offensive and Multidimensional Strategic Cooperation, surnamed Wang."

Lao Wang flashed his ID and said, "Of course, for you, this identity has no meaning. Well, I'm Kunlun's modern-day Iron Fist, a good friend of Kama Taj Supreme Mage Ancient One, and guardian of Earth. ”

The series of numbers in front of him is really difficult to remember for Thor, whose IQ is only slightly stronger than that of ordinary people, and I really want Lao Wang to say it again.

And when he heard the following words, Thor was stunned: "Midgard...... When did the earth have mages? ”

I didn't have it last time I came!

In his impression, the human constitution of the earth is so poor that any Asgardian can sweep it.

How can you become a mage with such a poor physique?

Whether it is his mother Frigga or his younger brother Loki, his physique is only a little worse than his own, and he is good at hand-to-hand combat, and he can't get close to three or five strong Asgardian men.

Well, I don't know if there is a mage, I haven't been here a few times......

"It's been a long time ago, and your father Odin still knows the first generation of Supreme Mage Agamotto." Lao Wang said.

Agomoto?

Thor searched through his old memories, patting his head and stomping his feet: "It's him!" ”

I remember when I was only a few years old, my dad used to tell me and Loki about his glorious history.

When he was still the crown prince, he had the same fierce personality as I did, hammering people everywhere with Mjölnir, and befriending and fighting alongside certain people, including the first Iron Fist, the first Black Panther, and a mage named "Agomoto".

He seems to be the son of some ancient god, but he is actually from the earth?

Well, my dad seems to have said it, but I was too young to listen to it at the time, and after so many years, it is normal for memory to deteriorate......

Thor quickly found an excuse for himself.

By the way, this person in front of him is actually Kunlun's contemporary iron fist?

He aimed his big hand at Lao Wang's chest and slammed it: "Asgard and Kunlun are friends, Odin and your first generation Iron Fist Fan Fei are friends, so you and I are also friends!" ”

This logic is really invincible......

Lao Wang received a punch from Thor and did not move: "Okay, we are friends." ”

"Since we are friends, we should help each other!"

Thor rolled his eyes: "My hammer is missing, you are a local, can you help me find it?" ”

Wang: "......"

Who dares to say that Thor has no brains, I'm in a hurry with him!

People have a very high IQ, well, if you really test your IQ, it's definitely no problem to become a member of Mensa, but you're just too lazy to use it.

It's enough to use your fists, who still uses your brains, how troublesome.

"There's no hurry."

Lao Wang smiled: "I know where Thor's hammer is, and I will find a car to take you there." I'm interested in Asgard and the Nine Realms, can you elaborate on that? I heard that you are all over the tangled invincible opponents, tell me about it? ”

Thor was in a hurry, and he was uncomfortable without a hammer, and he wanted to find it and slash it a few times right away.

And his divine power was withdrawn by his father, and he only needed to rely on a hammer to regain it, and now he is really insecure to be so weak.

But as soon as he heard the old queen's second sentence, his attention was instantly diverted.

Show off, brag or something, I'm good at it!

At this moment, Thor had the feeling of returning to Asgard and bragging with Sif and the Three Warriors while drinking.

"Let me tell you, I have never met an opponent in my life, except for my father, of course."

"My brother Loki used to play tricks on me, and every time I beat him to the ground and beg for mercy, my mother reprimanded me several times."

"I've heard that Laufey and Soulter are quite strong, and I've always wanted to fight with them, but my father won't allow ......"

Thor is a good man with a real temperament, bold, and of course has the shortcomings of most heroes.

With him, Lao Wang is still quite happy.

If it weren't for the fact that he really didn't have a chance to interject, and it wasn't appropriate, he really wanted to blow about the glory days of World of Warcraft with Thor.

As time passed, Thor shook out all the 1,500 years of history.

His cognition of the Nine Realms was fully revealed in front of Lao Wang.

In the afternoon, Miss Jane, who finally woke up, drove and led a group of people to the Hammer Base.