Chapter Ninety-Three: Unpredictable
A small poem inscribed by Albert Einstein on a self-portrait: "Suffering, sweetness, comes from the outside world that I cannot control..."
Inevitable setbacks and sufferings are sometimes part of life.
You can complain and vent all your negative energy, but that will only make your life worse!
Therefore, people who know how to cherish themselves usually behave optimistically and open-mindedly.
They will be grateful for every good thing in life,
Like what
The feeling of morning erection is so refreshing!
After Li Mo woke up, he looked at the small tent on the sheets, and felt that the blood of his youth kept stirring his whole body.
Thanos dares to make a wave when he comes!
I whistled into the bathroom, touched my face that was gradually thinning down in the mirror, and puffed out my muscles that were growing stronger...
Li Mo excitedly hummed a song and danced Michael Jackson's dance.
"Ahββ!h
Just as he was doing the classic hip straightening movement, a female scream came from the side.
βshitοΌβ Li Mo hurriedly picked up a copper basin next to him and blocked his lower body, "Des, how many times have I said it, there's no need to bring me breakfast." β
"You are Prince Thor's honored guest, and we must... Yes~... Why are you... Yes! The little maid from the civilian quarters ran out with a pale face, and she remembered the long-standing tales of court immorality.
Li Mo shook his head speechlessly, he didn't expect this to happen on the last day of staying in the Lightning Palace.
The magic study was over, and with many considerations, Li Mo came back last night and proposed to Sol the idea of moving out.
He rented a nice little courtyard next to the big market, which was empty after the rockets left. After all, it's your own place, and you can do whatever you want.
After a brief tidying up, Li Mo came to his new residence. This small but extraordinarily elaborate courtyard will be his home in Asgard.
Yesterday he had hired someone to clean the place, because today he was going to see his big benefactor, Envoy Soveilin.
This race has a very powerful civilization and technology, and their modified planets are cosmic wonders, and they breed the best offspring by modulating genes.
The Sovereigns worship gold in a frenzy, and their buildings, costumes, and even their skin and hair are all golden. They consider themselves the noblest race in the universe.
It doesn't matter if others believe it or not, they themselves believe it anyway.
Many people think that they are difficult to deal with, but Li Mo is the best person to deal with (flickering) because of this kind of person.
An hour later, under the guidance of Moradin, the envoy arrived at Li Mo's residence.
Sure enough, it was the big benefactor, and a piece of golden light almost blinded Li Mo's eyes.
The leader is a woman, 1.8 meters tall, with a perfect golden ratio figure, and delicate facial features with a sculptural beauty.
She said haughtily and indifferently, "I am the handmaiden and envoy of the High Priestess Ayesha, and you can call me Kora. β
(βoβ) What?
Gold... Sluggish?
Li Mo burst out laughing.
"What are you doing?" Cora frowned.
"It's an action for our earthlings to express their excitement." Li Mo said seriously.
As a genetically concocted highly intelligent businessman, how could Cora not see that Li Mo was talking nonsense. She frowned and didn't say anything more, though.
After entering the living room and sitting down, the two sides went straight to the negotiation process.
"The High Priest has asked that the whispers of Eros be sold only in Sovereign henceforth."
"This violates the fairness of interstellar commerce..."Li Mo sighed.
"The supply needs to be increased."
"This one is even more difficult, it's made from the slime of Asgard's unique starlight shells, and only the best ones can produce a little bit." Li Mo looked embarrassed.
"The High Priest asked for a whole set of specially made cosmetics."
"It takes a long time to develop new products..."Li Mo closed his eyes.
"The original price has increased tenfold!"
"Nothing is a problem, I will do my best to meet your requests!" Li Mo stood up and said firmly.
"Very well, I will stay here for a while after that, until a product is developed that the High Priest is satisfied with." Cora nodded.
After the people of Soveilin left, Li Mo raised his eyebrows proudly, "What do I say, these guys are stupid and have a lot of money, and they are easy to deal with." β
Moradin gave a thumbs up with a smile.
A smile appeared on the corner of Cora's mouth when she got into the hovercar after going out, does this guy really think that he is easy to deceive. All he cares about is money, but he has bigger plans.
Although this cosmetic product is magical, it is not enough for the high priest, who has always cherished the lives of his people, to send himself to this place across hundreds of light years.
There is a special ingredient in Eros's whispers that Sovereign's technology cannot synthesize and manufacture, and this kind of thing has proven to be extremely beneficial for higher-level genetic modulation.
And as a confidant of the high priest, the purpose of this trip is to obtain this recipe. If successful, the High Priest will be completely free from the coercion of the Council of Sovereign.
After a period of time, Li Mo worked overtime to store a warehouse of goods and put them in Moradin. Even if you are not available, you can guarantee supply.
It's just that the High Priest's custom products are a bit troublesome, and Eyler's recipe can't always satisfy the people of Sovereign.
Cora didn't rush it, but he was a little upset after following Li Mo's ass every day.
And Li Mo, who has nothing to do for the time being, has also resumed his leisurely life.
Until one day a month later...
Rodney Marketplace in a store specializing in electronics.
Li Mo wears a pair of cool black glasses, constantly meowing left and right, no matter what he is looking at, whether it is a building or something else, the lens can always show a variety of data parameters, including composition, spectral analysis and a lot of data.
And when he touches a certain part of his sideburns with his finger, the glasses will fade away.
"How's it going, are you still satisfied?" The pink-skinned boss asked Li Mo proudly.
"Boss, your craftsmanship is so good!" Li Mo gave a thumbs up and paid happily.
He found out about this store some time ago, and the owner was actually a master of electronic product modification. So Li Mo specially customized a set of nanocomputer detection equipment.
This set of equipment is powerful, not only has a strong detection ability, but also will intelligently analyze and manage the captured data, which is a very useful gadget.
On the way home, Li Mo ran into Skorch.
For the sake of the same smell, Li Mo and this guy will barely become friends.
"You guy, why did you shave your head?" Li Mo gasped with a toothache when he saw Skoltsch's appearance.
"Don't you think it's more masculine?" Skolch smugly touched his shiny head, "In all the films I've seen, most of the male protagonists have this hairstyle. β
"You're really the scum of the people of Asgard." Li Mo shook his head.
"If someone likes to talk about it, let them say go, I don't care at all." Scolage said with a pout.
Then, there was a hint of obscenity on his face, "I have really good things here, do you want to see them?" β
"What good things can you have, aren't they outdated...... Wait, did you go to Midgard again? Li Mo grabbed Skorch and asked.
"How is that possible!" Skorch shook his head, "The Rainbow Bridge is broken, and it will take a long time to fix it. The God-King and Heimdall could be teleported by divine power, but that would consume a lot of divine power, and the God-King might fall asleep again as a result, and Heimdall would not be much better. β
"I'll just say, if you can teleport casually, that Sol guy would have run to see his girlfriend a long time ago." Li Mo also shook his head.
"Don't worry about that, let's go to your house, I've spent a month's salary on this thing." Skorch's face was even more lewd.
The two trotted all the way back to Li Mo's house.
In the living room, Skorch first took out a holographic projector, and then inserted a chip card.
In an instant, a large group of men and women full of sensual atmosphere appeared in the hall, and if you look closely, the women are all famous women Y in the 80s, and the men are all bald Skorci, which is as realistic as a live performance.
Soon the living room was full of gunfire, panting, roaring, and popping...
"It's... What is this TM? Li Mo was dumbfounded.
"I got someone to make it, it's very expensive!" Skorch's face was full of pride.
"You're sick in the brain!"
Li Mo couldn't help but roar, "Spend so much money to get some of this thing?" If you have that money, you can find a real person to shoot with you! β
Skorch was about to say something when he suddenly heard footsteps outside the door and hurriedly turned off the projector.
If anyone knew he had done it, it would be a shame in Asgard.
It was Sovereign's female spy Cora who came in, and after some time, Li Mo had already noticed that something was wrong with this guy.
I've never seen such a crappy commercial spy!
However, for the sake of the big money owner, Li Mo has never picked up anyone.
"What are you doing?" Korra asked suspiciously when she saw Skorci's nervous look.
"Nothing, everything is normal!" Skorch had already been acquainted with Cora for a long time, and said with some weakness.
"What's that?" Cora asked, staring at the projector, reaching out to click on it.
"Sorry, this is our biggest secret! Not suitable for women. Skorch hurriedly stopped Cora.
Cora's face was silent, but her heart was excited.
She suddenly pulled out a golden blaster and forced back a bewildered Skorch. He pulled out the chip and quickly inserted it into a golden bracelet he was wearing on his arm.
"What are you doing?" Skorch was stupid.
"I can't stand you two fools." Li Mo rubbed his brows speechlessly.
"Cora, you're mistaken!" Li Mo shook his head, "That's just some little yellow film made by this guy." β
"Are you scared? I don't believe it at all. Cora excitedly clicked a button, "The information has been sent, and I can finally leave this hellish place!" β
"What did you send it..."Li Mo suddenly had a bad feeling, "Where did you send it?" β
"The best quantum communicator!" Cora shook her bracelet triumphantly, "It's already sent a message to a hidden base station, and after a few jumps, it will go directly to the High Priest." β
"Stop!" Li Mo is in a hurry, something is going to happen to this TM.
"It's too late." Cora smirked her head, "You're of no use to us anymore. β
βshitοΌ Are you stupid. Li Mo sat down with a smile, "Don't you know how to verify it?" β
Cora glanced at Li Mo suspiciously, and gradually felt a little bad, snatched the projector and inserted the chip in.
When the images of the men and women appeared, Cora went insane.
"Ahββ! You lowly races! She jumped up in frenzy, "What should I do?" Do you know how hard it was for me to climb to where I am today? Ahββ!h β
Bang, bang, bang...
She banged her head on the table and pulled out an electronic syringe to inject herself with a purple potion.
Li Mo knew that thing, it was an interstellar drug.
Soon, Cora rolled her eyes and twitched on the ground with an eerie smile.
Skolch was dumbfounded, "What happened?" β
Li Mo looked at him speechlessly, "You are really a shame for Asgard!" β
Skorch shrugged his shoulders indifferently, "The glory of Asgard has nothing to do with me. β
"I hate this place, people are always blindly optimistic and arrogant, they can't see that we exist because of the deterrence of the god king, holding on to their thousands of years of tradition, I don't know how far behind we are."
"The bloodline nobles are rigid in their thinking, and the commoners have no pursuit, just enjoying the remnants of their predecessors, this is a country that lives in the beautiful dreams of the old days."
"I'd rather be a Midgard and live a wonderful life in a short life than patrol the palace like a zombie every day!"
Li Mo burst out laughing, "It turns out that you are still an idiot with pursuits, but can you turn your head and see who is behind you." β
Skorch blinked, turned to look, and immediately knelt down on one knee in fright, "Prince Thor, it was all my nonsense just now." β
Thor was in a bad mood, "Since you hate Asgard so much, I'm going to banish you and never come back!" β
Skorch looked up in shock, and there was a glint of joy in his eyes, "Really? β
ββ¦β¦ Get lost! β
Thor was completely furious, grabbed the guy by the neck and threw the person out of the way.
Li Mo smiled and shook his head, "Don't pay too much attention to his crazy words, there are always a few outliers in every place." β
"Whatever he wants," Thor sighed, "Lee, there's something I want to inform you. Midgard, "
"Something big is going to happen!"