"Little red and little red, do you want to eat this red apple? It's still this watery peach. ”

"Report to Mr. Xiaomi, children only do multiple-choice questions, and of course I want all mature adults like me!"

Teacher Yan Xiaoxiao and Ruan Xiaohong had a lot of fun in the prison car.

By the way, Ruan Xiaohong's extremely perfunctory pseudonym has nothing to do with Yan Yuan, it is from Ruan Yin's own hand, and the red is taken from the red of "Yin Hong", and Xiaohong ...... It's probably to get up to make up the numbers in order to echo Xiaomi.

This time, Yan Yuan and Ruan Yin played a pair of master servants Ruan Xiaohong and Yan Xiaomi, Ruan Xiaohong is the kind of lady who runs out to travel alone and doesn't understand anything with some strength that is not worth mentioning at all, and Yan Xiaomi is the personal maid of this Xiaohong lady. This kind of fat sheep is the slave trader's favorite target, this kind of "everyone" miss who has no guards around is not very strong, even if it is captured, there is not much risk, and the price is not cheap when it is sold, if you can know her life experience, you can also resell it to her family's enemies, and the price will be even higher! If they really encounter a hard stubble, the slave traders can stop in time - the ones responsible for arresting people are chess pieces that can be discarded at any time, and if they really encounter the kind of charlatan players with special skills, they will not be able to find their heads.

These slave traders never dreamed that they would meet players like Yan Yuan and Ruan Yin - Nima still has such a mentally ill member of the land list in this world? Not only pretending to be a weak chicken master and servant who is powerless, but also letting others beat him and not fighting back at all?! Do you have the dignity of a peerless master?!

If the middle-aged uncle who kicked Ruan Yin in the stomach and slapped Yan Yuan in the face just now knew the true identities of Ruan Xiaohong and Yan Xiaomi, he might have the heart to be self-conscious!

I'm afraid there aren't many people who can still live in the world after offending "Little Dragon Tu" and "Trickster Assassin" in one go.

However, for Yan Yuan and Ruan Yin, the focus at this time was not to deal with those slave traders.

"Whew!" Yan Yuan peeled off the banana peel in his hand, and then took a bite to drop the head of the banana, and then asked vaguely, "Speaking of which, where are we going?" You've just been clamoring for something to eat when you change the subject. ”

"Huh? Is it? At this moment, Ruan Yin was holding neither an apple nor a peach, but a big meat bun, although it was already a little cold, Ruan Yin still ate it with relish, "Ahhh This question is very simple, we are going to Lingshan! ”

"Huh?" Yan Yuan was stunned for a moment, "Lingshan...... You know where?! ”

"Yes." Ruan Yin nodded as a matter of course, "Lingshan...... It can also be called Wushan, because it is inhabited by a family of witches, and some scholars say that the words spirit and witch originate from the same etymology, and Wushan and Lingshan are the same existence. "The Classic of Mountains and Seas: The Great Wilderness of the West" says, "There are spiritual mountains: Wu Xian, Wu Ji, Wu Ji, Wu Peng, Wu Gu, Wu Zhen, Wu Li, Wu Di, Wu Xie, Wu Luo Ten Witches, from now on, there are hundreds of medicines." It is probably the origin of the legend of the elixir, people have always thought that this spiritual mountain is in Bashu, but there is a slight deviation - it should be in a certain mountain range in Jingzhou. ”

"You really know?! And talking about such a set?! Yan Yuan was shocked, Ruan Yin originally thought that he was shocked by his erudition and refinement, but how did he know that this guy's next sentence made him angry enough, "Aren't you a gentleman?" How do you still study? So even the Classic of Mountains and Seas has been read? ”

"I ...... cough cough cough cough !! What does it matter if I'm a fool or not?! Although I bully men and women, fish and meat in the country, but I have never failed to learn! Ruan Yin coughed violently for a while, and then shouted extremely angrily: "Yan Yuan, are you deliberately angry with me?!" ”

"No, no, I definitely didn't mean to......" Yan Yuan saw that she was so angry, and hurriedly waved his hand to say no, "But why do you know this secret?" Lingshan, which is pregnant with the elixir of immortality, has been a wonderful cave house that can be called the legendary fairy island Penglai for a long time! How do you know where it is? Oh...... Did your dad tell you? Did he want to grab some elixir and come back to treat you? ”

"No, not at all." Ruan Yin blinked his eyes and began to bury his father Ruan clutch every day, "How does that old guy know where Lingshan is?" yelled all day long that as long as he could save his daughter, he could do anything, but Lingshan couldn't be found, Penglai couldn't be found, and Longmen couldn't be snatched! Hey! Useless Dad! ”

"I always feel that Uncle Ruan Lihe is so sorry......" Yan Yuan rolled his eyes, and then asked, "And then?" How do you know? You can't know it from a book, can you? If it was really that simple, Lingshan would have become the bag of the major families a long time ago. ”

"Of course it's not that simple." Ruan Yin swallowed the big bun in his mouth, and then said vaguely: "I know it's because I soaked in the witch girl among the ten witches of Lingshan, that is, the legendary Wushan goddess - the Wushan goddess of Wushan Yunyu!" ”

Yan Yuan: Σ(っ °Д °; )っ

"What kind of expression are you......" Ruan Yin raised his eyebrows, and then explained casually: "The Ten Witches of Lingshan are not ten great powers that have existed since ancient times, but ten titles that can be inherited, and they can also enter and leave Lingshan freely. Before inheriting this title, this generation of witches had come to Nanning to experience ......"

Yan Yuan interrupted expressionlessly: "And then you kidnapped and ran away?" ”

Ruan Yin continued expressionlessly: "Then I abducted him...... No, why was you taken away again! I mean, and then she had some exchanges with me, including not limited to the heart, well, since she has become a witch among the ten witches of Lingshan, let's describe the relationship between the two of us a little more elegantly—she and I are good partners who have gone to Wushan and Wushan through the clouds and rains. ”

"Does that mean you slept with her?" Yan Yuan continued to ask expressionlessly.

"Meaning...... That's right. Ruan Yin also nodded expressionlessly.

Yan Yuan raised his eyebrows: "So?" What do you think? ”

Ruan Yin also raised his eyebrows: "It's big, soft, and fair, with a very good smell." ”

"Yikes! Female hooligan! ”

"Yikes! Virgin! ”

"Hey, don't you dirty people's innocence, okay?! Can you tell me why I'm a virgin?! Don't look away, hey! ”

"What to say...... Just a virgin smell? ”

"Huh? Does it smell? No! What a virgin smells like! Can you explain this to me!! ”

"We don't need to pay attention to this kind of detail." Ruan Yin waved his hand, signaling to return the topic to the original track, "All in all, after I had a wonderful night with that witch girl, I learned a lot about the Spirit Mountain, including its location, and also the information about the legendary elixir on the Spirit Mountain. ”

"Oh?" Yan Yuan suddenly became interested, "Can the elixir really make people immortal?" Can you cure your natural defects? ”

"I don't know, I only know that this medicine spirit mountain ten witches have been refining for many, many generations, but so far, they still haven't succeeded." Ruan Yin shrugged, "Otherwise, I would have asked my dad to take me to Lingshan for a walk—I'm not that stupid, I wouldn't do anything stupid to give up treatment." ”

"Heh, hard mouth." Yan Yuan smiled coldly, just started a start, and when he was about to continue the mockery, the prisoner cart suddenly stopped, they were all stunned, and then subconsciously packed up the leftovers they had eaten, picked up Sakura, and threw them down with the garbage!

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