Chapter 605: The Face Sent to the Door?
Chapter 605: The Face Sent to the Door? (Page 1/1)
After staying at Orgrim's house for nearly four months, (not using time and space, so it has no effect on the human timeline at all) many orcs have seen this young human jumping around Orgrim's house every day, then splitting, and finally, seeing non-stop jumping every day.
In fact, there is a split, but the degree has passed the limit of the degree that can be seen by the naked eye. So only the sound is heard, but there are always people who don't know.
There were even a few ruffian orcs who came over and laughed, "You can make such a loud sound with a single jump, are you a big stupid elephant?"
This kind of ridicule is too pediatric, for a person like Shen Tianjun who has gone through a lot of hardships (to be reasonable, this is a genius, ordinary people have experienced a lot, but they don't get the strength at all), how can they be provoked by this.
"If you lose again, I promise to press you into the wall!" Shen Tianjun said with a friendly face.
"Son, go home and drink milk. The orcs continued to exhaust the words in their minds to scold Shen Tianjun, there was really no way, the most orcs usually scolded was cowards, this was the limit of the orcs' scolding skills.
"Well, you will pay the price for your unreasonableness, which is obviously nothing compared to your insult to me. ”
"You despicable foreigner, I can't tell you, let's compare whose strength is stronger!" The orcs obviously knew that their mouths were no match at all, and they were very self-aware, but they only knew so little.
"Bastard, do you just know what I'm going to say? Then let you see my Shen Tianjun's strength. "Although Shen Tianjun looks angry, actually...
Well, looking at the green tendons beating on Shen Tianjun's forehead, the brain of this thing has also grown muscles.
So, the battle was imminent. The orc hammered his chest very hard. The sound of "dong dong" is like a war drum.
Shen Tianjun also tried it, and Shen Tianjun was in shock.
Orgrim heard the sound and saw Shen Tianjun lying on the ground with a helpless expression. I originally thought that this ignorant stupid young orc would be hung up and beaten by Shen Tianjun, who knew that things were completely unexpected, the explosive power of Shen Tianjun's muscles was very powerful, but the rest of the body obviously hadn't adapted yet, and the changes in the body usually needed a balance, and if the balance was lost, sometimes it was not a good thing.
For example, this time, Shen Tianjun's muscles were very strong, and of course his chest muscles were not injured in any way, but the violent shock directly caused his brain to enter a strong dizziness, and the severe concussion made Shen Tianjun lose consciousness all of a sudden, but fortunately, his physical fitness was good enough, and he woke up that night, although he had a short period of amnesia, he didn't know how he fell at all, and he even forgot the scene where he and the stupid orc youth sprayed each other.
Wow, the most glorious mouth cannon squirted over all the orcs and actually forgot.
After a day's rest, Shen Tianjun slowly regained all consciousness, but he couldn't adapt to his own strength, and even his strength became a burden on his body, what should he do with such strength.
I didn't expect it at all!
Shen Tianjun and Orgrim discussed for a day and a night, and even made a comprehensive analysis and reflection on this.
"Okay, let's eat hot pot tonight, don't fight anymore, so that you can eat all the meat you want and the vegetables I want to eat. ”
"So why do you always want to eat vegetables?" Ogrim is going crazy, this human has a pathological attachment to vegetables, he even wants to eat carrots!
"What's wrong with carrots, carrots are also dignified, don't you build snowmen and don't stick carrots?"
"No, we don't even build snowmen. Ogrim's face was serious, and at this moment he desperately wanted to distance himself from the pervert in front of him and put aside the relationship.
"Oh my God, do you really have a childhood? Have you ever played with firecrackers, have you ever flown a kite, have you ever smoked an ice monkey? Have you ever played a slippery game? Hey, what a poor orc!"
That's right, this Orgrim is simply sending a face to the face.
"Why are the orcs so miserable?"
Why did the orcs send their faces to hit me? Why are they so cheap? Although he thought so in his heart, Shen Tianjun would not say so, after all, the meal was still eaten at Orgrim's house, and if it was too much, if Orgrim didn't give him chopsticks, it would be a tragedy.
"I'll be angry if you say anything more!" Orgrim's face pretended to be serious, what are firecrackers? What about ice monkeys? And kites and slippery skates, it sounds like it's fun, phew, it's not fun at all, I'm an orc warrior, haven't seen anything?
"Okay, okay, let's eat!" Shen Tianjun saw the embarrassment on Ogrim's face who was about to cry, and looked at Ogrim with pity as if he was looking at a premature baby.
Fortunately, the back of O'Grim's head was facing Shen Tianjun at this time, otherwise he would have to duel with Shen Tianjun.
Although Shen Tianjun was relieved in the end, Ogrim was not a person who messed around, carrots or something, although Ogrim didn't like it, so he decisively didn't.
Don't ask, if you ask, it's not sold in the market!
And the problem that Shen Tianjun's body is not adaptable enough to strength, after several doctors of the orc clan pondered, this kind of thing, hehe, get hurt a lot, just get used to it, so every day Shen Tianjun is repeatedly looking for excuses to bully the orcs, and the orcs are angry, and they come up with fists and kicks.
Okay, the wounds on his body are there again today, and if it is repeated, Shen Tianjun has successfully offended the entire orc tribe.
Notices were posted in front of every house in the orc family, and Shen Tianjun and the dog were not allowed to enter.
"Really, if you don't let me in, you won't let me in, what's the matter with the dog? The dog eats your food?" Shen Tianjun was very angry at these behaviors of pointing at Huai and scolding Sang, but after all, the cultural quality of the orcs was low, and Shen Tianjun didn't bother to bother with them.
Every day with this group of stupid orcs, the brain will be infected by their long muscles.
And the days of slapping Ogrim in the face every day are finally over, after millions of beatings, large and small, Ogrim has planted tens of millions of teeth for Shen Tianjun.
Eventually, the Draenor Big 6 ran out of materials for dental implants. And Shen Tianjun finally completely practiced the beast fighting technique without side effects, and with his strong physique, Shen Tianjun went door-to-door to seek revenge.
Successfully used his strongest moves to gain the unanimous respect of the orcs. (Saying the name of this trick scares you to death, the name is "I'm sorry, I used to be wrong!")
And the day after Shen Tianjun returned home, Orgrim also ran away from home, and Orgrim, who was used to eating carrots, was completely unable to adapt to the days without carrots.