Xiao Li put down DNF and started playing lol, and he was out of control.

Xiao Qin came into contact with League of Legends because of a broken love, and forgot all about his girlfriend who broke up two days later.

Xiao Zheng inadvertently watched a video, and since then, he has been talking about "masturbation" every day and talking about it with relish.

I just because I was lonely, I saw everyone playing, and I joined this game with a mood of giving it a try, and who expected to become a god.

- Ash

Xiao Zhi sat on the edge of the sky tower and hesitated, thinking to himself how many girls would feel sad and desperate if a handsome young man like me jumped off the building and fell to his death.

Out of concern for the innocent girls, Lu Xiaozhi finally walked down from the sky tower under his own persuasion.

In fact, it's really nothing, it's just that the power went out at home accidentally, and when the call came, the stock had been empty, and Lu Xiaozhi pitifully borrowed 800,000 yuan and drank the northwest wind.

And then...; …; The parents said that they did not have a son, but only one daughter named Lu Xiaoqian; The girlfriend said that she was still a virgin, and she didn't know what Lu Xiaozhi was at all; Relatives and friends made a phone call every 50 seconds and asked Dad to call Grandpa, but Ash told them that it was useless to call my ancestors, so should I cut my meat and sell it at the pork market?

Ash is a very face-saving person, and this time he can't afford to pay back the money, as if his face was cut with a knife, which makes him very sad.

Without a house, selling a car, running away from a girlfriend, and turning off his mobile phone, Lu Xiaozhi was annoyed and wanted to say goodbye to the world, but Nima actually had a fear of heights!

Ay...; …;

Ash came to the Internet café and took out ten yuan: "It's temporary." ”

"I'm sorry sir, the minimum bet is twenty."

Ash took out his pocket, MB, except for this ten-dollar one, there was only one coin left in his pocket, so he smiled and said, "I'll leave in two hours, ten dollars is just right." ”

"No, the minimum bet is twenty."

At this time, a charming aroma emanated from behind her, and a proud high-heeled red-lipped woman shouted impatiently, throwing Ash an extremely disdainful white eye: "Can't you go up?" Don't get out of here, poor bastard! I can't even afford twenty dollars. ”

Ash reluctantly left the bar and found a seat to sit down boredly. He closed his eyes, and no longer dared to think about what kind of darkness his life would be. The arrears of 800,000 yuan are estimated to be pressed on it for the rest of my life.

Squinted for a while, discouraged, physically and mentally exhausted - but TMD couldn't sleep!

It's really damn bad, can you die after sleeping for a while? But the brain waves popped up all kinds of garbled characters, violently stimulating Ash's brain, and at this time, the voice in the game kept coming from the side:

The enemy has arrived on the battlefield and crushed them!

All the army is attacking!

Doublekill!

Anallyhasbeenslain (an enemy soldier killed)!

I'm already hungry for the broadsword!

At this time, the irritable mood made Ash hate itchy, and he really wanted to smash the voice, but the louder the voice became, the more energetic it became:

TripleKill (Triple Kill)!

Quadrokill!

Pentakill (Five Kills)!

Damn, which dog is so a**? Xiao Zhi couldn't help but open his eyes and look at the person next to him, it turned out to be the modern girl just now, wow, don't look at her as if she has big breasts, look at her little fat flesh is white and soft, pinched it must not have any touch, this kind of woman, you can just look at it.

At this time, the woman felt Xiao Zhi's obscene gaze and gave him a fierce look: "Hooligans! ”

Lu Xiaozhi sneered: "I'm sorry, just like you garbage, you still came out to play League of Legends." ”

The woman was stunned for a moment, then smiled exaggeratedly: "What? You call me garbage? Haha, how ** are you, come, let's have a solo game? ”

"Garbage is garbage, solo garbage like you, it's a matter of minutes, it's just that I don't have any money today, uncle!"

Women laughed, and people who can't even afford to pay for the Internet are really rare in this world. Such garbage dares to call her garbage, what a stupid lack of one!

"Okay, Miss Ben will pay you, I want to see what level you can play." The conversation between the two obviously attracted a lot of people's attention, and everyone cast curious glances here. "Network management, please open a machine."

Soon, the computer turned on, and Ash lazily logged into the game, thinking that he could finally let out a bad breath. Ma Dan, in reality, he was ruthlessly deprived of all his property, and he wanted to trample on this fate in the virtual world!

The woman looked at his Golden 5 rank and didn't pay much attention to it, just asked, "How do you solo?" ”

"Three heads in the middle lane will decide the winner."

"Whatever you want." The woman appears very confident.

Soon, the two entered the game, and the woman chose the high-explosive trickery enchantress, and in the game just now, she used this powerful mage assassin to win five kills, shocking the audience.

And Ash chose the Wind Sword Hao, this ronin from Japan can represent Ash's current state of mind, Ash just wants to exculpate, use sword and blood to wash everything, and use wine and wind to anesthetize life. In his bones, Lu Xiaozhi and Swift Wind Jianhao have the same ** uninhibited.

At the beginning, Ash took Dolan Sword and Yihong out of the house, and as soon as he came out, Ash rushed straight ahead.

At this time, there were more than a dozen players in the Internet café behind the two, and everyone wanted to see how this farce ended.

This woman often comes to the Internet café to play, although her rank is only gold 2, but she is often super god, five kills, and plays very slippery, and her real strength should be in the platinum or even diamond rank.

Thinking about it, this decadent man also has two hits, otherwise he wouldn't dare to challenge, but it's really hard to say whether he can beat this woman.

Who knows, as soon as Ash comes up, he walks down the opposite tower - what is he going to do?

The woman was also very surprised, a magic mark hit Yasuo's body, and then she saw Yasuo send the tower.

The woman took a blood, but was puzzled: "What do you mean by that?" ”

"It's not interesting." Ash didn't take it to heart at all, and when he came online again after the resurrection, he gave away the woman's enchantress, and then sent out a human head.

At this time, the woman was completely angry: "If you are afraid and don't want to fight, just say it, garbage, waste my time." ”

Xiao Zhi smiled and said, "Let you have two heads, and now officially start fighting back." ”

Now start fighting back? The woman smiled, now she is level two, and it is estimated that she can reach level three after eating this wave of experience, what can a first-level swordsman do?

But since he said so, the woman still had to fulfill him, let him know that he was nothing at all.

When the Wind Sword Hao came to the line, the little soldier happened to come to the bottom of the tower, the Sword Hao held the Cold Light Sword, and the sword fell in his hand, one soldier, two soldiers...; …; The soldiers under the tower are replenished, and none of them are missed, and they also dodge the skill of the enchantress-Shadow Trace. After eating this wave of soldiers, Jian Hao was promoted to the second level.

Although it is just such a casual hand, it has already made the woman look right, although this guy is arrogant and disgusting, but you can't help but admit that he may indeed have two hits.

However, no matter how powerful he is, can he overwhelm his first-level trickery enchantress? You must know that with the same strength, the Enchantress completely suppressed Yasuo.

At this moment, Yasuo, who was wearing a ponytail, began to move quickly with his sword in his hand, his steps were light, as if he was looking for an opportunity.

Hmph, do you want to fight with me now? The woman stared at Yasuo's position, he came closely, in this direction, the enchantress released the phantom chain, Yasuo was absolutely impossible to dodge. And once he is chained, he can not only deal two high damages, but also bind Yasuo, and the enchantress will go down, even if he doesn't take this life, he must be disabled. At least force out a flash.

Look at the moves! The woman reorients herself and decisively throws the phantom chain.

But he heard the sword hero wave his long sword and shouted: "Face the wind!" ”

Bite! The Wind Barrier actually blocked the Phantom Chain of the Enchantress, and at the same time, Jian Hao made a very small move, stabbed the Enchantress with a slashing flash, and then quickly retreated. At this time, all the minions' attacks were blocked by the wind wall, and even if the demon queen used the silence magic seal, she could not bypass the wind wall, and could only watch Yasuo stab her with a sword and calmly leave.

What a wind barrier!

This angle, this timing, is really just right, one, so that the enchantress can't do a little damage!

Moreover, the Enchantress didn't expect that Yasuo, who was at the second level, actually learned skills, not e!

However, although Jian Hao took a small advantage, the cooldown of the Wind Barrier was 26 seconds, and now the Enchantress could harass him with impunity.

Sure enough, Jian Hao immediately retreated after stabbing this sword, just obscenely replenishing the troops.

The cooldown time of the Demon Queen's Demon Shadow Trace is good, Jian Hao has no wind wall, if he doesn't fight at this time, when will he stay? If a wave continues, it will inevitably make this ** young man unable to eat and walk around!

Silence the Magic Seal! The Enchantress threw out a magic ball and hit Jian Hao's body, revealing an evil magic mark. However, Jian Hao has a shield on his body, and this time he was not very injured.

But the woman was not in a hurry, because soon a series of injuries would hit Jian Hao, and this handsome young man was about to become a disabled person.

！ The woman's move is very fast, and as soon as she makes a mark, she immediately releases the Shadow Trail.

The Enchantress rushes forward quickly and eerily, and as long as it hits the swordsman, the ronin swordsman will be silenced, and the Enchantress will follow and throw out the phantom chains, and he will only cry.

The audience behind him couldn't help but sweat for Xiao Zhi, who called him greedy and cheap, and upgraded his skills at the second level! It's good now, people suddenly came to beat you, and Jian Hao had no choice but to sit and wait for death.

Hey, this poor man is going to be humiliated. Everyone thought that Ash would soon be beaten 0-3 and be kicked out of the Internet café.

However, the amazing counterattack shocked everyone's attention in an instant.

Jian Hao actually skillfully dodged the Demon Queen's Demon Shadow Trail, and then, when the Demon Queen didn't have time to react at all, the dashing swordsman waved a fluttering hurricane casually!

No, because the distance between the two is no more than 200 yards, the Enchantress has already been knocked out before the Hurricane's animation is released! She didn't have the time to react, not even to press the button to withdraw.

And at the moment when Jian Hao blew the enchantress, he hit a twice, and the passive effect made one of the flat slashes hit a critical hit!

From beginning to end, the Enchantress only Q Jianhao, and Jianhao had a shield on his body, and Q didn't do much damage. On the contrary, Jian Hao blew up the enchantress with a hurricane, struck her twice, and hit her with a critical hit, and the most hateful thing was that there were two minions who abandoned the enchantress!

In this wave, the demon queen obviously has three skills in hand, which is obviously a wave of making a lot of money, but she was disrupted by the strange position of Jian Hao.

The woman couldn't believe it: it was too fast, how could there be such a fast hand speed, it seemed that from the moment her enchantress pressed the button, Jian Hao had already begun to fight back.

After Jian Hao struck twice, he immediately retreated with the help of the small soldiers' cover, and the phantom chain of the enchantress could not hit him at all, so he had to retreat helplessly.

Everything is a conspiracy.

Jian Hao's second-level upgrade wind wall, and then used it early, is to make the demon queen mistakenly think that she has taken a big advantage, and then rashly attack, and as a result, she completely fell into Jian Hao's trap.

The woman was still immersed in the shadows just now, and at this moment, the moment Jian Hao was promoted to the third level, he learned E skills in seconds, and with lightning speed, suddenly E soldiers killed in front of the demon queen, slashed flatly, and the hurricane blew up, and it was two more general attacks and ignited.

The doppelganger of the demon queen was beaten out, and at this time, the two remnant blood demon queens ran in different directions, Jian Hao let go of the mouse, and the system automatically locked the demon queen on the left and cut it. Yasuo slashed forward with an E skill, and the two swords slashed flat at the Enchantress.

Two seconds later, the Enchantress was scalded to death.

The Enchantress is unimaginable, it's unimaginable! Before she could react to what was going on, she died inexplicably, and how did this girl know that there was a real person on the left? Could it all be just a coincidence?

At 1:2, Yasuo pulled a point back.

Women, as the authorities, are of course quite confused. The audience behind him was dumbfounded!

This series of operations is called a line of clouds and water, all in one go!

Upgrade to level three, learn E skills in seconds, rush with small creeps as pedals, Ping A, Q Whirlwind Chop Steel Lightning Fly, AA plus ignition, Air A, E catch up with the real body, Ping A to death!

The dazzling operation looks simple and crude, but in fact it is complex and exquisite, and the variety of wonderful techniques contained in it is breathtaking.

It was only at this moment that everyone suddenly woke up to the fact that the decadent bearded little man in front of them turned out to be an out-and-out god-level master.

"No more playing." Just as Ash killed the woman, he let go of the mouse and keyboard with both hands and lay lazily on the sofa.

"Why don't you play!" The woman was annoyed, she had just been killed once, and this guy was like a fool and didn't play, it was really shameless to the extreme.

"No cigarettes, no fun to play. People who don't know think I'm bullying a weak woman. Lu Xiaozhi was lying on the sofa, not caring about the life or death of Jianhao on the screen.

"Trash, do you think you can really win me? I just made a small mistake. Now that the score is 2:1, I still have the upper hand! "That being said, everyone knows that the two heads in front of her were given to her by Ash.

The woman saw that Xiao Zhi was cheating, and there were so many people watching behind her, if she was killed by him, it would not be comparable, wouldn't that mean that she lost? She has always been competitive, how can she lose to such a hooligan gangster? At the moment, he shouted: "Network administrator, bring a pack of cigarettes." ”

After a while, Ash came back to life smoking a cigarette, he touched the mouse with one hand to manipulate the sword hero to replenish the soldiers, and the left hand held the cigarette and casually q.

Seeing him so casual, the woman shouted: "Don't blame me for not reminding you, if you lose, you have to admit that you are garbage, and you are embarrassed." ”

Ash was stunned for a moment, smiled, and said, "I'm garbage, and I can hack you to death with my eyes closed!" ”

As he spoke, he put the cigarette butt in his mouth, and at this time the Enchantress had already come to the line, and Ash was at least eight hundred yards away from the Enchantress in this range, and the Enchantress didn't expect him to make a move at all.

However, at this moment, Ash pounced very strongly like a tiger.

Originally, he would not be in such a hurry, but the woman's words just now stimulated him. caused Ash to flash forward, and immediately rushed forward with the E skill, a whirlwind blew in the air, and the arc whirlwind blew the enchantress, and then Ping A attacked, chasing the enchantress is a burst of slashing.

The demon queen put Q close to her, such a close distance, it is obvious that you can hit it with your eyes closed, but a gust of wind wall is between the two, this damn Yasuo, the skill is not put forward early or late, just when the demon queen just released Q, but the silence of the demon queen was blocked by the wind wall.

"What a hell of a life!" Women are almost angry, how can the wind wall even block the Q skills of the demon queen, this fist company is really designed to be a pervert!

In fact, Jian Hao's wind wall can block the demon seal of the demon queen, and the woman knows it, and the reason why she has this psychology is because she can't accept the fact that her skills are blocked by the other side!

As a result, as soon as the demon queen came to the line, she was rushed up by a mad dog-like sword hero and cut off half of her blood. I've seen a domineering opponent, but I've never seen such an annoying person!

The audience behind it can no longer describe the mood at the moment in words. They had never seen a person who could play Jian Hao so well! This sword hero is simply a bull in estrus, with a brainless face cut, without thinking about it at all!

"MB, it turns out that Jianhao can be so a**!"

"Yes, it's too ferocious, as soon as you look at it, you can fight it down, and the demon queen doesn't even have the power to fight back."

"Hanging the sky, is there a more arrogant Yasuo than this?"

For a while, Ash's Yasuo had completely suppressed the Enchantress in terms of momentum, and outside the defense tower was the invisible aura of the Wind Sword Hero, as long as the Enchantress dared to come out, it would immediately usher in a wave of violent blows.

The woman was under a lot of pressure at this time, her palms were full of sweat, and she had never felt such a strong aura since she had been playing League of Legends for so long. Really, as soon as her enchantress took a step out of the defense tower, Jian Hao's sword immediately stabbed her, beating her without any temper.

And such a ruffian man who has no gentlemanly demeanor is a violent maniac who doesn't know how to pity fragrance and cherish jade at all.

"Let's wait for the sixth level obscenely." To the sixth level of the Enchantress, a set of burst damage is super high, if you can't fight at the sixth level, then you really lose.

It's just that a terrible nightmare appeared, and Jian Hao advanced to six. He wants to be killed under the tower!

"No, there's no way he's going to kill me, calm down!" Women have never been so nervous as they are now.