Chapter 601: The Normal Instinctive Reaction of Humans
If you want Yi Cheng to express his mood at this moment in one sentence, then, the general content is-
Loki, this bastard!
Admittedly, this guy did not lie about the "place of baptism", but undoubtedly, intentionally or unintentionally, this guy apparently did not tell the whole truth. Bayi Chinese Network (δΈ)(ε «)?. (8) 8?1 (1) Z??.? C (i) OM
The so-called "baptism", as the name suggests, is to wash away the impurity of the body where there is water, but in fact, there is another act that has a similar meaning to the word baptism.
And the place where this ritual takes place is more beautiful than heaven, but more terrifying than hell.
Light and darkness intertwine here, mysterious fog confuses people's hearts and minds, beautiful visions can make people want to stop, and the real consequences often make people suffer in despair.
The combination of these contradictions is called ...... Women's soup!
It is not a women's bath that is designed to ensure that the water is clean and that girls can enjoy a comfortable bath by taking into account the unique physiological conditions of women, and the water is specially designed to ensure that the water is clean.
Obviously, the material conditions of this Holy See's base camp are obviously much better than the simple savior management of the Celestial Empire, and because of this, Yi Chengda, who usually even uses a mixed shower room, never thought that this place for holy baptism was actually used by the high-ranking members of the Holy See as a place to rest and bathe.
It's a pity that it's too late to realize this now.
"Ah......h
When the figure was close at hand, the fog that lingered around the bright ** had dissipated, and the other party obviously saw Yi Cheng's face clearly at the same time.
"You ......"
"It's you?!"
The same two words, but the meanings are completely different, the other party is obviously still shocked because Yi Cheng suddenly appeared in this place that should not appear, but Yi Cheng already has the urge to kill people.
That's right, if you run into someone you don't know, then as long as you turn around and flee as soon as possible, as long as you deny it afterwards, or even blame all the matter on Loki's damn villain, you can probably barely save the day.
But such a plan is no longer feasible.
Because, this girl who was face to face with Yi Cheng naked, and who was covering her small mouth with her hand instead of other vital parts in surprise, was none other than the girl who acted as a guide and intermediary all the way, and was also a cardinal of the Holy See, codenamed "Richelieu".
It didn't take much time to react, and soon, when Richelieu finally realized what kind of scene was in front of him, and his eyes began to grow larger and rounder, Yi Cheng immediately stepped forward, ignoring the girl's slippery and wet skin that was all tentacles, and while hugging her, he desperately tried to cover her mouth.
"Don't call ...... Don't call ...... I guess I can probably explain what the hell is going on. β
While Icheng was sweating profusely trying to explain to the cardinal, who was desperately trying to break free from his grasp, there was another call from the mist not far away.
"Richelieu, where have you gone? Come and wash my hair and wipe my back! β
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Listening to this voice, it seems that it is also a cardinal who has met before, and this also makes Yi Cheng even more frightened - who knows if this time he happened to bump into the cardinal's big meeting, if that is the case...... What he has to face next is definitely the terrifying anger of most of the Holy See that the world has imagined.
At that moment, Richelieu bit hard into the palm of Isei's hand covering her mouth.
"Ahh
"Don't scream."
This time, it was the bishop's sister who covered Yi Cheng's mouth in turn.
"Richelieu, what's wrong with you?"
"It's okay, I accidentally slipped and almost fell."
"Oh, what a mistake, if the believers knew that the capable and excellent Cardinal of Richelieu in their eyes was a fool who would fall on the ground in the bath, everyone would have felt that their faith was shattered......"
"Hee-hee, maybe it's because your boobs are too big? This has to be envied anyway, although everyone uses chest straps, but it seems that she is the only one who is raising her well......"
"Huh? I've had a lot of growth in my breasts lately! β
"You've gotten fatter, not only your breasts, but your thighs have also become thicker."
"But I always feel that the fat accumulation becomes more appetizing, come, let the bishop touch ......"
"Babble! Other...... Don't mess around there! β
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It is said that girls become outright female hooligans when they get along with no men, and now, Yi Cheng feels that he can probably prove this legend with his own personal experience.
As for the price to be paid for this...... Just thinking about the martyrs who have always dedicated themselves to science and died under the order of the Holy See, Yi Cheng feels that he has already had a corresponding consciousness.
"I promise God! I will never say anything I see and hear! β
The so-called "dedication to science" is undoubtedly a stupid and stupid thing - if you really want to live well for the exhibition of science, and then find a way to spread the truth of the world you know to the whole world!
It doesn't matter if it's a curve to save the country, or it's a stealing life...... History will prove all of this right or wrong anyway, right? Until then...... Sure enough, it's your own life that matters the most!
"Oh? I remember you were swearing that you were an atheist......"
Faced with someone who decisively betrayed his faith in order to survive, Richelieu first froze for a moment, and then actually laughed.
"But since I'm swearing in God's name, I can't seem to say no at all...... So before that, can you get your hands off my ass first. Take the shares away? β
ββ¦β¦ Uh, sorry, it's an instinctive reaction. β
Isei curled back the palm that had been on Richelieu's body from the beginning, and in the process his eyes did not forget to confirm the chest that had been the focus of the bishop's conversation...... Well, it's really bred.
"At this point, though, I should have asked you why and how you got here...... Of course, in view of the friendship between the Holy See and the Celestial Empire, and the present state of affairs in which you and I find ourselves, I will ask you this question separately after dinner, and for now, I will guide you out of here......"
"Good...... Ok ......"
So next, Yi Cheng obediently followed behind the naked fruit Risseliu...... Frankly, this is even more torturous than facing her, especially when it comes to seeing her equally upright and plump hips and thighs, and the occasional bouncing of her chest from under her armpits as a result of walking, such a seemingly non-existent sight is often more impactful and imaginative than when facing it directly.
"Then please leave here, I myself will not be accompanied by me because I have to go back to bathe in the papal crown."
"Huh? So the Pope ......"
"If it weren't for the fear of disturbing His Holiness the Pope...... How do you think I would treat an uninvited guest like you? β
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The sudden cold washed away the warm mist, which made Yi Cheng shiver, and when he looked at Richelieu's pretty face without makeup, there seemed to be a little more terrifying meaning in the originally moving smile.
So, without hesitation, he followed the girl's guidance and opened the door in front of him, wanting to pass through this other door as soon as possible, which was different from the passage he had entered before, and escape from this dangerous place of right and wrong.
However, as soon as he opened the door, his body suddenly froze in place.
Just outside the door, a woman with a black waterfall in her hand, holding only a towel in her hand, looked like she was about to reach for the doorknob to open the door.
And now...... The slender fingers that should have held the doorknob were so dead...... It was on his body, a part of his body that would also fit the palm of his hand together in this case.
ββ¦β¦ I can explain. β
Feeling the oppressive force brought by the palm that suddenly tightened with the other party's pupils, Yi Cheng said with difficulty, choked up and said almost the same lines as just now.
"I assure God that you will only encounter men that God has created...... It's just the most normal instinctive reaction! β