Chapter 38: It's Itchy, Meow Meow

Tick tick!

Tick tick!

The communicator sounded.

Yang Fan turned on the communicator and took a look.

Camp Channel:

Hungry for someone to love: "Running all over the map, we were teleported to the border area of the Hurricane Desert, everyone follow me, and we will fight the boss together later." ”

Yang Fan glanced at the camp channel, and then he suddenly found that the world speaker had also been brushed up.

[Jiandang Kyushu-Kyushu cub: Which dog is raised in the Falling Snow Pavilion, the one in the thug suit, you tell you Xiao Yang to bring this dog back, don't let it out and bite people! ] I can't fight the crystal blue scorpion, I'm still pulling monsters over there, get out, if I can't fight, get out! 】

[Falling Snow Pavilion - Confused: Fuck me! ] Your mother! Kyushu cub, you are a bad pen, is your mother dead? Keep swiping the horn and yelling, calling your mother! 】

[Sword swing Kyushu-Kyushu cub: Get out! ] What kind of thing are you, you dare to talk to Lao Tzu and ask you Xiao Yang to come out! Surnamed Yang, can you discipline the dogs in your camp well? Don't bite! 】

[Falling Snow Pavilion - Drama Wine Day: Is the Kyushu cub the son of Kyushu! ] To be a son is to have the appearance of a son, don't come out every day and be embarrassed, it will always be your father who snows, remember. 】

[Jiandang Kyushu-Kyushu cub: surnamed Yang, you cowardly dog, come out! ] Lao Tzu scolded you, you didn't dare to come out. I don't have any strength to create a camp, let me tell you, the falling snow pavilion will always be trampled under the feet of our sword swing Kyushu, and we will be trampled on like a dog! 】

Yang Fan tidied up his hairstyle and slowly walked in front of the Kyushu cub: "Don't beep, are you tired, your mayor called you to go up and carry the BOSS attack!" shouted that you went up and was beaten, and Mr. Yang yelled, Mr. Yang stood in front of you, and you were also blind, just trying to find a sense of existence on the loudspeaker! ”

Li Taibai was still directing the battle over there, seeing that the crystal blue scorpion had just launched a charge skill, rushing up with five times the movement speed, two big pincers, grabbed Kyushu Mu's waist at once, threw Kyushu Mu up, and then used the scorpion's poisonous tail to slap Kyushu Mu on the sand.

Kyushu Mu lay on the ground, was beaten and covered in blood, and he couldn't stand up for a while.

Li Taibai was so anxious that he jumped on the stone: "Cub, the MT of group 1 has fallen, you bring the MT of group 4 to come over and carry it!" Hurry up, Benima is honking! ”

The samurai standing next to the Kyushu cub was a little embarrassed, and asked weakly: "Cub, are we going over in group 4?" ”

The Kyushu cub glared at Yang Fan, and he really wanted to shoot this thug-suited man to death.

Yang Fan shrugged: "What do you see, haven't you seen a handsome guy!?" ”

The Kyushu cub grabbed UZI and shot Yang Fan in the face continuously: "Falling Snow Dog, Lao Tzu will kill you once when he sees you!" ”

Bump Bump Bump!

Sudden Sudden Sudden ......

Void! Void! Void! Void! Void!

"Hahaha!" Yang Fan stood in place and laughed, "Oops...... It hurts! You hit me so hard! It's uncomfortable all over, come on, come on, I'm itching here, shoot here, come on, it's so itchy! ”

Kyushu cub was as angry as a fool, his cheeks were flushed, how could there be such a thick-skinned person?

HE GRABBED UZI AND SLAMMED INTO MR. YANG'S HEAD.

"Die! The dog of the falling snow pavilion, why don't you die, die, Nima's! #%¥@,Gon,Strong girl fuck** your sister! ”

Li Taibai was so angry: "Cub, how come you are the same as elementary school students, in this area of the Hurricane Desert, the survivors can't hurt each other, Falling Snow Dog, we can kill them in Far Star City!" You don't waste any more bullets, it won't work to hit him! Don't waste any bullets, take down the boss first. ”

"Oops, it's so itchy! The beating made my whole body itch. Yang Fan kept scratching his back and kept making a fuss over there, "Your master shouted that you should be beaten, go up and be caught twice by the scorpion!" ”

After that, Yang Fan took out the communicator and quickly spoke in the camp channel.

Camp Channel:

Mr. Yang (Mayor): "All listen to my orders, the people of Jiandang Kyushu are fighting the boss, let's not help them fight, just rub it in the past, just take the axe and cut it twice, and then we will go to the task of cutting down the tree!" ”

Gong Yan (military advisor): "The mayor is right, fighting this boss wastes a lot of time, and the rewards you get in the end are the same. Let me explain, if you take 1 shot, you will be shot 100 shots, and the boss reward will be the same in the end! So let's not waste the durability of the gun, just use this time to cut down trees around the boss and collect. As for combat proficiency, unless you are ready to take the Bounty List of Far Star City, after brushing up to the upper limit of the battle level too quickly, you will have no experience in fighting monsters in the future! ”

Confused (Minister of Personnel): "Hang up!" I just used UZI to shoot two shots and stopped fighting, the sword swing Kyushu is the same as a stupid dog, everyone fights together, and they also brush the horn to spray. That's fine! Lao Tzu is too lazy to fight anyway, you love to spray, spray it! ”

Shiina Mashiro: "Then I won't fight either, let's take a shot, and then look for an opportunity to recruit people, find an opportunity to cut down, and mine!" ”

After finishing speaking, a large group of members of the Falling Snow Pavilion gathered, and they all stood by Li Taibai's side, and after firing two shots, they were eager for someone to love and chatted directly with the girl next to them.

longed for someone to love to see the girl named Xuanxuan, so she immediately went up to say hello: "Hello, sister, you have a very nice voice!" Have we ever seen each other, so familiar! ”

The Kyushu cub watched from afar, so angry that he couldn't do it, you know, he has been pursuing Xuanxuan for a long time.

As a result, the girl I like was actually accosted by someone from the Falling Snow Pavilion?

"Nima!" The Kyushu cub scolded and immediately rushed forward, "Lao Tzu killed you dogs!" ”

Roar, roar, roar!

"Damn humans! Death Shockwave! The crystal blue scorpion suddenly raised its head, raised its head to the sky and roared, and then two large pincers slammed down on the ground.

Jiandang Kyushu - Dry Period: "Cub, go!" Don't stay in the seismic range, you're the ADC, you're the remote output unit! ”

Thundered!

In an instant, it was as if the sky was falling apart and the sand and dust were rolling.

The sky was full of yellow sand, the earth trembled violently, the sand and dust rose more than ten meters high, and the vision was blurred.

And the Kyushu cub over there was directly shaken down!

"Grandma's, it's so cool! Hey, hey, hey. Yang Fan smiled from ear to ear, wearing tattered boots, and ran in front of the Kyushu cub, and actually danced.

The Kyushu cub knelt in front of Yang Fan like this, and he wanted to die.

Yang Fan stretched out his hand, ready to help the Kyushu cub, and suddenly took his hand back: "Hi, I feel that my life has reached a climax, and I feel that my life has reached its peak." ”

Yang Fan actually started singing, this nameless man in a thug suit, standing in front of the Kyushu cub and singing!

"I'm supposed to cooperate with you in the performance, turn a blind eye to acting, don't force a person's favorite person to improvise!"

"Let's learn to meow together, meow meow together, hey, I'm so itchy! What a pretentiousness! The little cub in Kyushu got up and made a fuss! ”