Chapter 75: Wang Jingze, Is It Really Fragrant?
"Hey, don't you think it's good to let you stay quiet? If you have to make a noise next to me, wouldn't it be good to take you to lie down? ”
Xie Lang squatted triumphantly in front of Shen Wanwan and said with a smile.
At this time, Shen Wanwan's pink face turned red, she took two deep breaths, and forced herself to calm down.
If you don't calm down, I'm afraid that this kid will be angry to death.
With Shen Wanwan's fiery temper, once she launches a surge, I'm afraid even the gods won't be able to stop it.
But it is undeniable that although Shen Wanwan has a short temper, she is definitely a woman with a hot body and stunning beauty.
It is precisely because she is so good that she has developed an aura of no one in her eyes and arrogance since she was a child.
"Help, help...... Brother Dog, help me...... What are you doing here?"
Seeing Xie Lang squatting in front of him on the side, but he didn't save himself, Luo Qili was very angry, but there was nothing she could do.
"Hmm... It's not impossible for me to save it. ”
Xie Lang walked up to Luo Qili who fell to the ground again, smiled obscenely, tilted his head and said, "That's it, you call your good husband, I'll think about it." ”
The more stubborn the two of them were, the more Xie Lang wanted to fix their tempers.
"Why don't you die!"
Luo Qili wrinkled her nose, and her fierce tone and demeanor not only did not look offensive, but also looked extremely cute.
Do you want her to call this kid's husband in front of tens of thousands of viewers? It's better to shoot her to death.
The audience in the live broadcast room, seeing this scene, all laughed out of the sound of pigs.
The dog hangs this anchor is so much fun.
Other players in the game are offering the girl as a goddess.
This kid is good, he hunts down and abuses his sister live every day.
Is this still something that a man does?
It's shameless!
"When I was on the bus just now, I was watching the live broadcast of the dog hanging, and a girl in the back asked: Are you watching the live broadcast of the tiger fish Wu Yanzu? I said yes. She asked me, are all the boys who watch the live broadcast of Tiger Fish Wu Yanzu as handsome as you! Lao Tzu jumped up and backhanded is a slap, I TM This is the most bottom, and, this forced the anchor to be nicknamed Dog Hanging, you remember it clearly for me! ”
"Brother, you are really a show......
"Xiu'er, your mother called you home for dinner."
At the same time, Xie Lang, who was teasing Luo Qili, frowned suddenly, as if he had heard something.
He was about to get up when he made a few "clicks".
SCAR-L's voice sounded, and the amount of blood on the top of Xie Lang's head suddenly plummeted.
What's going on?
Wait until Xie Lang raised his head blankly.
Only then did he realize that Shen Wanwan, who had fallen to the ground earlier, had already stood up, and the muzzle of SCAR-L was aimed at him:
, Lao Tzu forgot that he could resurrect this stubble with money!
Xie Lang patted his head, careless!
At this time, Luo Qili was also resurrected, snatched the S686 in Xie Lang's hand and put it on Xie Lang's head.
"Since ancient times, affection can't be retained, only routines can win people's hearts!"
"It seems that women are the most terrifying creatures in the world!"
"23333, young lady's temper, I like it."
[I just want to be quiet and lick the dog, and give 10 fish balls to the anchor! ] - Dog hanging, I advise you to be kind, please be a person]
【Chrysanthemum. Spend only 1 yuan for the anchor to reward the anchor for your friends———— young lady, we support you, kill the dog, and eliminate the harm in the name." 】
Seeing those barrages that hacked himself, Xie Lang seemed to realize something, and immediately said in the live broadcast room:
"What's the matter, you dogs, who is the anchor now, who dares to instigate the young lady to kill me, do you still have a little bit of humanity? Am I unable to hold the knife, or are you floating? ”
"Dog hanging, let me tell you, you usually bully girls, causing a large loss of girls in PUBG, and you are responsible for this!"
"That is, your behavior has caused public outrage, and tens of thousands of viewers have written bloody books and become famous - kill the dog and get rid of the harm for the girls!"
"Hahaha, I'm laughing to death, today there is finally a young lady who can cure the dog, the dog hangs and quickly admits it!"
There was laughter and laughter in the live broadcast room, and Xie Lang almost wanted to cry without tears.
He had been thinking about resurrection.
But when I think about it, I am now facing two fierce and vicious female demons.
If you spend money to resurrect and shoot these two female devils again, won't you waste your money in vain?
"You just let us call your husband, right?" Shen Wanwan raised her chin and looked at Xie Lang in front of her, slightly proud,
When Xie Lang asked him again, there was obviously a hint of provocation in his tone.
Xie Lang said with some tears and laughter, "How can you hear it wrong, I clearly said it to Luo Qili just now, how dare I threaten you." ”
"Yo, what do you mean, even if I'm better at talking?"
When Luo Qili on the side heard this, like a female leopard, she jumped up violently, and slapped the butt of a gun directly on Xie Lang's head.
"Smack"!
This rifle butt slapped Xie Lang's big tube of blood.
"Don't don't, keep fighting, I'm going to die."
Seeing Luo Qili stop, Xie Lang finally breathed a sigh of relief.
My 4 kills!
MMP, there are still 6 heads left to complete the mission!
The corners of Xie Lang's mouth twitched slightly.
Shen Wanwan smiled slyly, the corners of her mouth raised a smile again, and said, "That's it, aren't you not licking dogs?" Give you a chance, say something nice to the two of us, lick us comfortably, Miss Ben will help you up, otherwise you dare to resurrect, Miss Ben will collapse your head as soon as possible! ”
Do licking dogs?
Are you still licking it?
What's the matter, do you let yourself admit your mistakes to the two female devils in front of so many audiences?
Even if I, Xie Lang, die, be beaten to death, or be insulted to death, I will never be a licking dog!
"Hahaha, that's a good idea." After hearing this, Luo Qili thought that this idea was good, and immediately nodded.
Xie Lang rolled his eyes, glanced at Shen Wanwan and said, "Go to your house, or go to my house?" ”
As soon as Shen Wanwan heard this, her face suddenly changed, and she was about to run away, Xie Lang hurriedly changed her words: "Okay, okay, I said the wrong thing, I'll be your licking dog, and I'll be your little follower, can you pull me up now?" ”
The audience in the live broadcast room, hearing Xie Lang's words, instead of sympathizing with him, fell into the ground:
"Miss Wanwan, I'd rather there be ghosts in the world than believe in dogs hanging this mouth."
"That's it, the young lady must be calm, and hang the three chapters of the law with the dog first, otherwise, he will definitely trap you."
Ahem.
"Housing management, arrange all these barrages that hack me."
Wait, no, Lao Tzu doesn't have a house management yet.
"It's too much for you dogs, the two young ladies are very kind-hearted, so they won't believe your nonsense."
"Anchor, Wang Jingze, is it really fragrant?"