Chapter 168
"Two pigs!"
"No, not two pigs to be exact, but two people with pigs' heads, pig-headed people!"
Ji Yun quickly helped Ahri wrap his clothes, and he had already discovered the reason why the pig-headed man was hostile to him. It turned out that there was an inconspicuous small hole in the wall, and the two pig-headed people were watching the live broadcast of the Spring Palace through the small hole, and of course they would not have a good impression of Ji Yun, who served as the male pig's foot.
"Hey! Two dudes, have you seen enough! Ji Yun knocked on the wall and shouted at the pig-headed man on the other side of the wall with an unkind face. Fairies are such things, that is, they feel scared when they haven't seen them, but it's actually the same thing when they really see too much. Ji Yun didn't think that these two pig-headed people with cowardly faces would have any ability, and his tone was unceremoniously.
"What's wrong with Xianggong?" Ahri finished tidying up and walked over dissatisfied, with a spring color on his face that had not faded.
"Little baby, I'll compensate you later, now I'm going to deal with these two bad guys and good things monsters first." Ji Yun looked at the pig-headed people running and screaming in a panic on the other side of the wall funny, and already felt that they were very cowardly, but he didn't expect it to be more cowardly than he imagined.
"Youkai?" Ahri leaned over in confusion, transforming into a human is almost the patent of the nine-tailed demon fox clan, and she is very sensitive to the word monster.
"Xianggong, this can't be the monster you're talking about." Ahri also saw the scene on the other side of the wall, but he was not surprised in the slightest, and showed a look of understanding.
"They're human, but they've been magically turned into pigs."
"You mean...... Are they human? The three words Zhu Bajie floated in Ji Yun's mind.
"Well, maybe it's an outsider who doesn't want to purify the soul or violates the ban." Ahri sighed softly, with a faint sense of sympathy.
Regarding the magic of the Land of Runeterra, Ji Yun learned about it in the background of the game. Soraka, the son of the stars, once turned Warwick, a brutal alchemist, into a werewolf. However, this kind of magic violated the Great Dao of Heaven and Earth, and the backlash was extremely serious. Even Soraka, who possessed powers close to the gods, was knocked down from the altar because of this, and it was hard to imagine that other magicians would use this forbidden magic at will.
"Let's go meet these two guys." Ji Yun was determined to find out the identities of the two pig-headed people, and pulled Ahri out the door.
Next door is the same couple's suite as them, but I didn't expect these two pig-headed people to pay attention to the quality of life. However, Ji Yun is not a good stubble, he can be unreasonable and hard, not to mention that his wife can't bear to be seen now. He didn't knock on the door, he kicked it open.
When the two pig-headed men saw Ji Yun coming to the door, they hugged each other and trembled with horror.
"Big brother, don't arrest us, we don't dare." One of the pig-headed men spoke.
"Yo, you can speak human language." Ji Yun didn't really come to find fault, seeing that the purpose of deterrence had been achieved, he took their pig ears and asked, "Who turned you into pigs?" Because of what? Answer me honestly, otherwise I can accept the two pig's heads of you. β
The two pig-headed people looked at each other and said, "Big brother spares his life, we don't know how to become pigs." We are all sinners who don't want to participate in the ritual of soul purification, and we wake up like this the next day. β
"Don't embarrass them, I know a little bit about the secrets of Shadinhel from my sisters." Ahri stopped Ji Yun, who was knocking on the pig's head.
"It is said that three years ago, during the great war between Ionia and Noxus, a mysterious magician appeared. He visited the high officials of the Senate and impressed them with their terrifying magical power and great ideas, even the king had no objections. β
"Such a bullish character!" Ji Yun faintly felt that the strange atmosphere of Shadinghull and the appearance of the pig-headed man were related to the blueprint of this mysterious magician's great idea.
Sure enough, Ahri continued: "His great vision is to turn Shadinghel into a pure heavenly kingdom, and in order to achieve this, he even uses his magical abilities to open a factory. The inhabitants of Shadinghull were processed to remove the evil spirits inherent in human beings, leaving only the good parts, and the people we just saw on the street were all assembled line projects, in fact, they were not considered complete human beings. β
"This bastard!" Ji Yun clenched his fists, "Even if it is the evil aspect, it is given to mankind by God. This forced deprivation, the rectification of human beings as if they were machines, is nothing short of contempt for life. β
"And, there's." The two pig-headed people listened to it with affection, and also interjected: "After being purified, it is like a puppet that has lost its feelings, we don't want to forget each other, so we escaped, but we didn't expect to become pig-headed people."
"I deserve to be a pig's head, eating from the bowl and looking at other people's pots." Ji Yun snorted coldly, so frightened that the two pig-headed people didn't dare to say anything more.
"This magician has a lot of ability, and the magic he uses is all dark type, so he doesn't seem to be a good bird." Ji Yun frowned, and his intuition told him that as long as he approached the king, he would definitely encounter this mysterious magician.
"Ahri, do you know where their soul purifying factory is?" Knowing oneself and knowing one's opponent is the only way to win a hundred battles, Ji Yun decided to find out the secret of the soul purification first.
"This ...... Ahri hasn't been. Ahri shook her head.
"Big brother, if you want to go to the Soul Purification Factory, just go out and shout that you want to join Shadinhel and someone will take you there." The male pig-headed man slapped his big ears and cautiously leaned over and said.
"It's that simple?" Ji Yun thought it would be some kind of secret base, but he didn't expect this soul purifying factory to sound similar to the one that opened a store on the street.
"At Shadinghull, everybody takes pride in receiving the Pure Soul, and it's a very fashionable trend. There were many outsiders who also admired its name and participated in the soul purification ceremony, so the factory was basically open. However, outsiders still need to be introduced by locals, and the locals who are introduced also have gold rewards, as long as you go out and shout, you will definitely be surrounded by a group of people. "The female pig's head is humane.
"Heh-_-||, I thought that after purifying the soul, I would have no desires and no desires, but I was still so interested in money." Ji Yun smiled bitterly.
"I think the reason why the desire to keep money is the need of the government to control the people, otherwise a saint who has no desires and no desires, you can't ask him to obey your orders." Ahri Road.
"Whatever!" Ji Yun didn't care, "The Soul Purification Factory is set up, and the little ghosts and big ghosts are destroyed together, I want to see what conspiracy this mysterious magic master wants to do." β
After speaking, Ji Yun took Ahri out, and the two pig-headed people inside the door showed a strange smile that the conspiracy had succeeded.
"Ahri, I'll just go to the Soul Purification Factory this time." Ji Yun is not a reckless person, for this kind of bottomless risky thing, it is better not to bring Ahri.
"Is Xianggong disgusted with Ahri getting in the way?" Ahri pouted, and tears were about to fall.
"I'll go, you Meng Jiangnu will be reincarnated!" Ji Yun hugged Ahri with a headache and said, "It's not that I dislike you, I always think that things won't go so smoothly this time." Didn't you say you had a lot of sororities that would meet regularly in Shadinghull? Try to get in touch with them, we need help. β
"Wouldn't it be dangerous for you to go alone, then Xianggong?" Ahri rubbed Ji Yun's chest, but still didn't follow.
"What are you afraid of, you are close to an invincible existence, and I will be afraid of this kind of scum." Ji Yun said disdainfully.
"Mm-hmm, Xianggong is the best." Ahri shouted slogans in his mouth, and the look of worry in his eyes was not less.
"Don't worry, I'll be back intact." Ji Yun strode into the hall, looked at the people around him who were eating quietly, and shouted, "Labor and management want to participate in the soul purification ceremony, is there anyone willing to lead the way!" "I do! I do! There was a piece of hand in the hall, and a few more attentive people had already come over to introduce themselves.
"My name is Wang Dayang, and I am nicknamed King Wu of the Big Knife, who kills pigs in the north of the city. Look at my body, my face, choose me to ensure that you are safe and sound along the way, and no chickens and dogs will dare to show their heads. Although it is said that the crime rate of Shaddinghull is 0, it is always good to be prepared. "A man with five big and three rough said.
"My name is Sly, and I'm the messenger in the city. If you choose me, I can take you to a shortcut! I don't tell him about ordinary people. A lewd fellow who looked like a mouse shouted in a sharp voice.
"My name is Zhou Heifa, and I am a barber in the city. Choose me and you'll get a free hairstyle that I've created. Let you become a male god in a second, get rid of ** silk is not a dream, and sweep thousands of beautiful girls. A young man who killed Matt waved his hand and shouted.
"Slow down, don't fight, just show me the way." Ji Yun was squeezed around by the crowd, and it was really miserable to smell the heavy smell of sweat on their bodies.
After a period of commotion, someone was finally able to shake the field and take Ji Yun away. The rest of the people could only look at Ji Yun's distant back, crying a handful of snot and tears.
"Love money to such an extent! It's really rare. Ji Yun said to himself, "It seems that this pure soul really has a lot of drawbacks, not to mention that people have become stupid, and the normal seven emotions and six desires have been stirred up." β
The two walked along the street all the way north, due north was the location of the royal city. Unlike what Ji Yun imagined in a barren place, the more they walked through the market, the more prosperous they became. Everywhere is full of lights, and there are countless pavilions.
However, prosperity is prosperous, and after watching it for a long time, it will also be aesthetically tired. "!" Ji Yun scolded secretly, the bright sun in summer made people just want to sleep, and he followed a referralist on the street for an hour without seeing the shadow of the Soul Purification Factory.
"How far the hell is this?" Ji Yun complained, "If you go on, brother won't do it, brother is here to purify the soul, not to accompany you shopping!" β
"Brother, don't worry, it's coming soon, it's coming soon." In order to prevent the God of Wealth that he had finally snatched from running away, he nagged Ji Yun along the way about the customs of Xia Dinghel to relieve Ji Yun's boredom, and he was a qualified tour guide.
"Hey! To the brothers. Just when Ji Yun was about to retreat, the four gilded characters of "Pure Soul Spirit Palace" came into view.
"It's just that this ......," Ji Yun had a sense of time and space confusion, "how can such an architectural style be similar to a modern hospital." β
"This is the place of soul purification, brother, I will send you there. Get in there quickly, and you will be removed from your sins and become a perfect person. The fat man looked at the white castle with extreme reverence in his eyes. Of course, he also remembered the purpose of this trip, instructed Ji Yun a few words, and went to the gate guard to receive the bounty.
Ji Yun twisted left and right, but he didn't dare to step in, a place like a hospital would not leave people with any good memories.
"Are you here to cleanse your soul?" A crisp and sweet question came from behind Ji Yun.
Ji Yun turned around and saw a nurse MM looking at him curiously with a medicine tray.
It's not the loose and fat nurse's uniform in the hospital, but her dress is similar to that of some nurse girls in Japanese romance action blockbusters. The thin white clothes that are almost transparent have been carefully cut, just the right way to set off the charming S-curve of the nurse MM, the navel on the thin waist, and the pure white stockings all express the infinite allure of men.
He finally understood why soul purification would become a fashion, if this hospital cut ****, then cutting **** would become a fashion, this is the beauty effect.
"Uniform temptation!" Ji Yun excitedly turned a few heels in his heart, and the trace of fear just now immediately turned into ashes. "Of course, anyone who doesn't purify their soul is embarrassed to talk to people these days!" He patted his chest and said with righteousness and awe.
"Hehe, you're so funny, come in with me." Nurse MM covered her mouth and chuckled, and winked at Ji Yun mischievously.
"Come to the gust of wind, come to the gust of wind......" Ji Yun was thinking in his heart, and his mouth was not idle, "My sister is waiting for me, I'll come." He stared at the nurse MM's short uniform skirt that could only cover her round buttocks, and followed her.
"Sister, how old are you this year, do you have a boyfriend?" Ji Yun smiled obscenely.
"Boyfriend? What is that? Everybody's my boyfriend. Nurse MM looked at Ji Yun suspiciously, not understanding how he could ask such a boring question.
"This ...... I'm talking about boyfriends who are some of the people with whom you have a relationship that goes beyond normal friendship. Ji Yun explained.
"Oh, I see. You're asking if I've ever slept with anyone, right? Nurse MM was smiling happily.
"Ah......" Before Ji Yun could react, he had already entered the door, and a cold aura hit him at great speed.
"Be careful!" Ji Yun rolled around with a carp and rolled into the corner with the nurse MM in his arms.
"Are you alright?" Ji Yun let go of his embrace and let the unscathed nurse MM come out.
"I'm okay, what about you?" Nurse MM was frightened, obviously not fully composed, but her professional habits had made her start to bandage Ji Yun's bleeding wounds neatly.
"What was it just now? A slight touch from it cracked in the arm? Ji Yun looked at the hall, there was nothing around him, only the cold that still enveloped his whole body showed that the monster was not far away.
"This bastard!" On the corner of the inconspicuous street, two men in cloaks stared at the situation without blinking.
"Hehe, little junior sister. I didn't expect you to be angry with men, I always misunderstood you for Lala before? It turned out that these two cloaked men were Yasuo and Irelia, and they looked like their internal conflicts had been temporarily resolved, and they had joined hands to open up.
"Less nonsense! If Yon wasn't here, I wouldn't let you go. Although Irelia still did not have a good face, the hostility in her heart was much clearer.
"Either way, Yon is my own brother. Even if I am the great demon that Qianfu refers to, I will never joke with his life. Trust me, Irelia. With my control of the swordsmanship, that sword only pierced into the void hole in his heart, and it would not hurt his life. As for why the Senate released the news of Yong'en's death, I don't know, but after many inquiries, I learned that they transported Yong'en here. "Ya Ropeway.
"I believe you for now, this damn soul purifying factory gives people goosebumps all over its body before it gets close, and I don't like it for a long time. Anyway, you're a fugitive, I'm a traitor, and today I just went out and ruined this harmful place. Irelia licked the blade in her hand, killing intent overflowing.
"Obey the orders of the little junior sister." Yasuo smiled rarely. Accustomed to being chased and wandering around, reuniting with his old friend gave him a warm feeling of finding his family.
"If it weren't for that Zelos guy in Kovacs, we would be able to brush up the list of the most evil organizations in Ionia again." Ionian 456, during the Third Aino War.
"Report, the enemy army is still thirty miles away from the royal capital." The messenger stumbled into the garrison camp at Shadingher, shouting hoarsely.
"It's finally here...... "The sword girl stroked the heirloom sword in her hand, and her face was unwavering.
"There will be no reinforcements, the Red Flame Legion has been dragged in the Sea of Watchers, all the defenders everywhere have been defeated, and Shadinghel is now a lonely city." Soraka sighed softly, equally unable to see joy or sorrow.
"I heard that those old guys in the Senate have packed up their belongings, and they are waiting for the Noxian army to arrive to open the door and surrender." Dao Mei sneered, she didn't expect that the people she was sacrificing her life to protect would be so greedy for life and afraid of death.
"Ionia is going to perish...... It is understandable that they will vote for another master. Listen to me, Irelia. Stop fighting, get out of here, and get out of here before the demonic future of Noxus. Soraka took the hand in which the sword was drawn and looked her straight in the eye.
"What about you?" Irelia slapped Soraka's hand away, "I, like you, have a reason to have to fight to the last for this country!" β
Dao Mei's eyes are firm, and her father's entrustment to her and her brother before his death has been integrated into her blood and has become an indelible mark on her for the rest of her life.
"Aze, Li. Remember to protect Ionia and not let this ancient country be destroyed by war. β
"I'll go out of the city to fend off the Noxus army, and Sister Soraka will just need to help us get some blood. As long as we hold on a little longer, my brother will be able to bring reinforcements from Demacia. The sword girl straightened her armor, ignored Solaka's obstruction, and mounted her horse and headed straight for the gate of Shadinher.
At the same time, thirty miles away in the army of Noxus.
The huge cavalry team was like an endless torrent of steel, and the spears in the hands of the soldiers were still stained with a little blood, shining dazzlingly in the afterglow of the setting sun.
"General Svein, why don't we march slowly into Shadinhull in one go?" In the center of the line, there were three men dressed in the uniforms of senior Noxus officers. The person questioning at this time was none other than Warwick, known as the Soul Reaker.
During the nearly two years of war, this powerful alchemist from Zaun used the poisons and chemical weapons he created to help Noxus solve many problems, and his prestige in the army skyrocketed.
"It doesn't matter, small fish and shrimp can't make any waves. We are going to conquer this country and, of course, to crush their last hopes. Only then can they understand that all resistance is in vain. The Commander of the Strategists, Svein, replied lightly.
"Haha, it's good that the general had the foresight to let Darius and Caterina intercept Kovacs' reinforcements. Otherwise, the arrival of Ionia's strongest Red Flame Legion will be a tough battle. But with my newly invented chemical weapons, no amount of more will be death. Warwick laughed haughtily.
"Enough!" Rui Wen frowned slightly, and scolded: "If you keep chattering, my sword blade won't have eyes."
Warwick closed his mouth in amusement, although he helped Noxus lay down half of Ionia, but in the xenophobic Noxus, he never integrated into the core circle, where did he dare to talk back to Svein's first general, Ruiwen.
Ignoring the quarrel between the two men, Svein turned over and dismounted and knocked on the cracked ground with his cane, and suddenly said, "It seems that someone is even more impatient than us!" The armies listened to the order and prepared to meet the enemy. β
The cavalry dismounted one after another, wiped their guns, and formed a semi-circular formation along the hill, waiting for the enemy to throw themselves into the net.
Irelia had never been so anxious at this moment, and with a frenzied whip, she led a thousand-man death band of Shadinhel to rush here.
These demons must not be allowed to move any further! This is the belief of the knife sister, these demons will destroy the last sustenance left by her father!
The army of Noxus was already visible, hovering on the ground like an evil dragon waiting to devour people. But Irelia didn't hesitate, and the warriors of Shadinhel didn't hesitate.
"Fight for the glory of Ionia! Even if we die, we will never take half a step back. The shouts of murder shook the sky, and Irelia led the death squad like a sharp dagger into the heart of the Noxian army.
"It seems that I underestimated the will of the Ionians." Svein frowned. Although he anticipated the enemy's opportunity, he was prepared to fight. But I didn't expect that the other party was completely deadly in his play, no matter how good the maniac's plan was, it was pale and powerless, and the only thing that could make the other party succumb was the strength that was more ruthless and powerful than the other party.
"FIGHTING AN ENEMY LIKE YOU, EVEN IF THE SWORD IS BROKEN, I CAN HOLD THE WHOLE SITUATION." Rui Wen had cut down a group of minions in the blink of an eye, and mocked condescendingly.
"Flying Sky - Equilibrium Slash!" Enraged, Irelia stepped up and leaped directly over everyone's heads, drawing her heirloom sword and slashing at Ruiwen on her horse.
"Banishing EdgeβWind Slash!" Rui Wen is also a female man, not only did she not retreat, but she also slashed head-on.
The two powerful knife qi squeezed, deformed and bit each other in the air, and the arc brewed and spread in the gas, and finally formed a tornado with a diameter of tens of meters, and the explosion shook Rui Wen and the knife sister away.
"Cursed Rope - Bondage!" Warwick took advantage of Irelia's inability to defend himself and launched a sneak attack.
Several long black ropes appeared out of thin air, hooked Dao Mei's ankles, and dragged her to the ground and tied her into a rice dumpling.
"Who let you meddle in my fight!" Rivien stared at Warwick, who was getting carried away, with a bad face.
"Ruiwen, we must destroy the enemy as soon as possible now, so as not to cause any more accidents." Svein shouted. The instincts honed over time on the battlefield between life and death told him that this otherwise unsuspenseful battle was starting to get complicated.
"Yes, General." Ruiwen glanced worriedly at Irelia, who had been invaded by the atomized black rope, and reluctantly let go of Warwick's collar.
The fierce battle continued, although the death regiment was extremely heroic, but after all, two fists were invincible to four hands, and nearly half of the troops had been lost in this moment's effort, and of course the enemy had paid a huge price.
Warwick originally looked sincerely frightened, but after Ruiwen left, he immediately changed his hideous and cruel face.
"Now it's just the two of us, what do you think we should do?" He smirked and tore open the sword girl's pink close-fitting armor.