Chapter 1928: Dudu Lu (Today's dish is too salty!) )
The drone slowly approached the radio signal point, and soon, Fang Zheng saw the appearance of the thing on the screen. It looked like a composite of steel and rock, half steel and half rock, with an antenna stuck in what felt like a tree branch, and it looked like a round jar that had been dug out of a mound of dirt and was still stained with dirt.
But the strange words and flickering points of light on the outside show that they are definitely not naturally occurring objects.
"Check carefully, pay attention to the surrounding situation, investigate the source of the signal, and pay attention to concealment."
Fang Zheng gave several orders in a row, and soon someone did it, and seeing this, Mikoto Misaka was obviously a little curious.
"What's strange? Isn't that a tin can? Shall we just take it and see it? ”
"This is the universe, my eldest lady."
Fang Zheng shook his head.
"We don't even know what it is, it could be a distress message, it could be just a normal detector, but it could just as well be a decoy or a bomb or something. Maybe as soon as we touch it, it will immediately collapse and become a black hole that swallows us all. ”
"No, it won't........."
Hearing this, Mikoto Misaka's face turned pale.
"How not? We don't know what the other side is, you have to understand that the universe is so big, there are countless different civilizations, and their morals and values are very likely to be completely different from ours. Maybe they just like to kill and destroy everything they come across? Encounters with new civilizations in the universe will always require caution, caution, and caution. ”
As he spoke, Fang Zheng glanced at Mikoto Misaka.
"It's like you meet a little white rabbit in a strange forest, you may think the little white rabbit is cute, but maybe someone turns their heads and bites your head off."
"Woo..............."
"Hah, that's why Misaka-san, who just doesn't have a brain."
At this moment, an elegant voice came from the other side, and hearing this voice, Mikoto Misaka also immediately clenched her fists, staring at the blonde girl next to her unhappily.
"Bee-eating .........! If you don't speak, no one will treat you as a dumb person! ”
"I've all been caught here, what's wrong with saying a few words?"
Speaking of this, the bee-eater is also angry. You must know that she didn't even know what was going on before this, but one day Fang Zheng suddenly appeared in front of her and said to her, "Leave you here alone, I'm afraid you'll make trouble, give you a day to clean up and then follow me", but the next day she was directly pulled onto the battleship by Fang Zheng.
"But I'm really interested in the way of thinking of aliens, I wonder if Mr. Fang Zheng would like me to try it if I have the opportunity?"
"If you have the chance."
Faced with the request of the bee-eating exercise, Fang Zheng shrugged his shoulders, which was another reason why he brought the bee-eating exercise. It's really that there are not many spiritual abilities under Fang Zheng's hands.........
Soon, the inspection results came out, it was just a simple signal transmitting device, the technology was also very old, quite general, and it had been a long time, according to the analysis of the drone, this device has existed for at least six hundred years, and its signal has been intermittent and incomplete.
"Open it, parse the data, and stay safe."
Fang Zheng thought for a moment, gave the order again, and saw several manipulators exposed under the drone, and then quickly and flexibly captured the signal generation device, and then a laser shot out of it, cutting open the shell of the device, revealing the parts inside.
The parts also looked odd, as they looked like clumps of vines and branches connected together, and then stuck in several well-polished crystals and stones, and the drone quickly dived into them, gathering information, and then after a few moments, Nimfu's voice came.
"Report to the owner, data collection is complete."
"Let it out."
"Yes."
Soon, the screen in front of everyone's eyes flashed, and then a strange image appeared in front of them.
On the screen, a strange-looking guy with four hands and four legs, as big as a brown bear, but with a head like a teddy bear, was standing there, shaking his limbs, and then standing upside down and screaming.
"Doot-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo!!"
As they screamed, the monsters opened their mouths, revealing their sharp teeth inside, and they faced the camera, opened their mouths, and closed them again. Soon after, these monsters were seen taking a frog-like animal with a chicken's head from the side and biting it down hard at the camera.
"-Quack———Quack!!"
The hapless creature was torn to pieces under its fangs, and the monsters grinned and pointed at the camera again, shaking the torn fleshy corpse in their hands, screaming loudly, cheering, and ......... End of imagery.
"This ......... What the hell is this? ”
Xiao Hei looked confused, and Illya was so frightened that she hid directly behind her.
"I think it's like an alien horror movie......... Frankly, are they intimidating us? ”
Shirai Kuroko also folded her arms dissatisfied, staring at the screen.
"For example, we are not allowed to invade their planet, or they will eat us?"
"I think it's quite similar."
Mikoto Misaka also nodded, in fact, not only them, but even Asuna and Eriri and others also had the same idea, after all, the scene just now was definitely not a good meaning in any sense.
However, Fang Zheng did not participate in the discussion of the girls, he just opened his personal terminal and contacted Nimfu again.
"Nimfu, has the resolution been successful?"
"Yes, master, it's been parsed, please wait, I'm replacing ......... All right. ”
As Nimfu spoke, everyone saw the screen flash in front of them, and the picture just now resurfaced, only this time, those strange "doo-dulu" just now had been replaced with words that they could understand.
"We are the Doodoo Bear of Doodoo Star!"
The monsters appeared and began to dance.
"Doodoo, doo, we love peace, we are a kind and friendly race!"
They shook their limbs and stood upside down.
"We welcome our guests and we know that we are not the only beings in this starry sky! So, those of you who see this video, please come to our planet. ”
As they spoke, the monsters took the chicken-headed frog and shook it at the camera.
"We can treat you to the most delicious food!"
One bite and a river of blood.
"Crispy, crispy and top-notch! Delicious quack chicken! Welcome, we believe that the pursuit of good food is shared by all stars! You'll love our food, too! Welcome, our friends! ”
End of imagery.
“………………………”
Everyone was silent.
"Either they're crazy or I'm crazy."
Riko reached out and pressed her forehead.
"I'm sorry, I'm going back to be quiet."
“…………… Alien civilizations are really ........."
At this time, the bee-eating Caoqi's face was also extremely stiff.
“……… It's hard to understand........."
Fang Zheng directly ignored the performance of the girls behind him and contacted Nimfu again.
"Are there coordinates on the device?"
"Of course, we've already sent probes to investigate......... Ah, wait a minute, the probe has found another transmitter, very similar to the previous one. ”
"Oh?"
"The information is gathered......... Translating ......... All right. ”
As Nimfu spoke, the scene in front of him changed again, and this time the screen appeared in front of everyone, a group of monsters with frog bodies and chicken heads......... Well, everyone said that this thing is not unfamiliar at all.
After all, I've just seen it.
I saw these frogs and chickens jumping up and down on the screen, screaming from time to time.
"Hello, hello, guests far away in the stars. We are quack, great quack! ”
These frog chickens scream and jump and crow.
"The great quack is peace-loving, we are a peace-loving race! We are the great Quack Chicken of Peace! ”
Then the camera turned, and I saw a roasted, bear-like monster being pushed out like a roasted whole sheep, huh......... This is also very familiar to everyone.
After all, I've just seen it.
"Raw food is wrong, barbaric, backward! The great quack chicken is excellent, advanced civilization, grilled and eaten! Grilled and eaten is the right way to eat! Roast it and eat it!! ”
With a shout of joy, the quack chickens pounced, stabbed the roasted bear with something that looked like a short spear in their hand, tore off their flesh, and began to sing.
"I love the delicious food, the roasted Dudu bear is the sweetest, the brain melon eats the eyeballs, and the tongue is delicious and crispy........."
"Sorry, I'm going to the bathroom."
Before she could finish singing, Fili turned away with her face covered her mouth, and the black cat next to her also swayed, looking a little unbearable. Asuna had completely closed her eyes and didn't dare to look at them anymore, and the other people's expressions weren't very good at this time. Only Kurumi and Iona's expressions were quite calm, after all, it was nothing for the former, and for the latter......... It seems to be the same?
Eventually, the scene ended with the invitation of the quack chickens to "welcome our new friends to taste the bears".
“…………………”
There was a dead silence in the air.
"Ahem."
After a few moments, Fang Zheng broke the silence with a cough, and then he looked at the others.
"So......... We're going to ......... Look? ”