Chapter 37: Clichés

After the three of them came out of the nuclear power plant, they looked for a car and went to the factory next to them, where they met two more people and were killed by Ji Shaotian and Wu Shuwen.

may be the reason why Ye Qian pulled down the rank, and the opponents in this game are very weak.

After licking the bag, Ji Shaotian drove, the three of them went to the circle, and another convoy was destroyed on the road, Ji Shaotian had already taken a lot of heads, and the number of heads in this game would definitely be enough.

So after entering the circle, he did not rush to find someone to fight, but drove the car to a fake garage and defended inside.

"Sister No. 3, did you and Lao Gua know each other in the game?"

Ji Shaotian opened the microphone to speak, and if you want to talk about it, you have to talk about it first, and only after chatting can you find an opportunity to introduce the topic to the topic of the essay.

"Old melon, haha."

Ye Qian's smile was a little low, and she also felt very funny that Ji Shaotian called Wu Shuwen like this, she smiled: "No, we are colleagues in reality, and he pulled me to play this game." ”

"Colleague? So you're also a teacher? ”

"Huh?"

Ye Qian was stunned, she didn't expect that Wu Shuwen had already told Ji Shaotian about her profession.

Wu Shuwen hurriedly said: "Yes, yes, I am the teacher in charge of propaganda in the school, and No. 3 is also a teacher." Brother J has just graduated from college. ”

His previous sentence was that he was afraid of revealing his stuffing, after all, he didn't tell Ji Shaotian that he was teaching politics, and it was not false that he was responsible for propaganda at school, and the school's propaganda work was all in charge of the teachers of the political group.

Later, the identity of "Brother J" was revealed to reassure Ye Qian - everyone is an adult, there are no high school students, so there is no need to be afraid of exposing the identity of a teacher.

"Yes, I'm a high school teacher, and I only graduated from college last year." Ye Qian smiled a little embarrassedly in her tone, "We also play games, but we don't dare to let students know, otherwise the impact will not be good." ”

Ji Shaotian smiled secretly and said seriously: "It's nothing, how can young people not play games." In fact, students can also play games, as long as they are not addicted. ”

…… Ji Shaotian began to educate teachers.

"yes, yes."

Ye Qian agreed with Ji Shaotian's words, but Wu Shuwen sneered: "Those boys have such poor self-control, they will be addicted to playing games!" They must be strictly controlled to play games. ”

"High school students aren't as bad as you think...... refuted Wu Shuwen's words in his heart, but Ji Shaotian didn't dare to say it, for fear of arousing his suspicions.

Ji Shaotian imitated the tone of the principal when he held the meeting: "Yes, teachers and parents need to supervise together!" ”

Ye Qian said thoughtfully: "Yes, family education is also very important. Hey, Okami, which university are you from? ”

"I rub, how do you answer this? I didn't go to college! What if they ask me about my major? ”

In the room, Ji Shaotian wiped his cold sweat and his brain spun quickly.

"I'm ...... YZ University. ”

YZ University went to Ji Shaotian's dream university, and he only knew something about this university, so he said it in passing.

"Wow!"

After hearing this, Ye Qian was amazed.

Ji Shaotian didn't understand why she was amazed, although YZ University is a top university in China, Ye Qian also graduated from a prestigious school, and she spent a class introducing herself on the first day of school, Ji Shaotian was deeply impressed.

With her school, she won't be amazed by YZ University.

"Haha! Fate! ”

Wu Shuwen laughed, and he said excitedly: "Brother J, are you really a graduate of YZ University?" What a coincidence, so am I! ”

"Lean !!"

Outside the game, Ji Shaotian threw away his mobile phone, as if it was a hot potato.

He never expected that Wu Shuwen actually graduated from YZ University, when Wu Shuwen came to the class to introduce himself, he just wrote the words "Wu Shuwen" on the blackboard, and then he talked at length about his concept of managing the class, plus warned the students not to mess with him......

There's no mention of where he graduated.

"Haha! I just said that why did I fall in love with Brother J so much, it turned out to be an alumnus! Our Y big is talented, and if we are so powerful in the game, our IQ in reality is definitely not low. After touting Ji Shaotian for a while, Wu Shuwen asked, "Brother J, what grade are you?" ”

"Oh? Is it such a coincidence, I'm 201x. ”

Ji Shaotian picked up his mobile phone again, fortunately, he knew that the college grade was calculated according to the year of admission, so he subtracted this year's year by four years, said it, and asked, "Old melon, what about you?" ”

He just bought himself time again, and now he is hesitating whether to continue to disguise, or directly pretend to drop the offline game, and then delete Wu Shuwen's friends.

"I'm level 0x! The Philosophy Department is a senior who is three years older than you! Brother J, which department do you belong to? Maybe we've seen it before! Wu Shuwen's tone was very excited.

"You can't just slip away, it's too embarrassing."

Ji Shaotian gritted his teeth and planned to continue to pretend, Wu Shuwen would at most miss the YZ University cafeteria library and the special school scenery with him, these can be searched on the Internet, don't be afraid!

"Hello senior, I was rude before, hehe." Smiling, Ji Shaotian continued: "I am a ...... of the Department of Physics"

The reason why I say the Department of Physics is because Wu Shuwen and Ye Qian are both liberal arts, and they can't ask any tricks about physics, and even more advanced physics is something that ordinary people rarely understand, so they lie to people and say that the Department of Physics is the safest.

"Tsk, it turned out to be a top student in the Department of Physics, no wonder Brother J threw your grenade so slippery! Ha ha! ”

Wu Shuwen made a joke, and sure enough, he didn't ask professional questions, but said: "Is your physics department still called that nickname?" ”

"Nickname?"

After Ji Shaotian heard it, he immediately searched for "YZ University Physics Department nickname" on the Baidu page of the computer, and immediately jumped out of the answer.

Ji Shaotian deliberately smiled bitterly and replied: "Of course I remember, when I graduated, the physics department was still called Luohantang." ”

Because the ratio of men and women in the physics department of Y University is seriously imbalanced, there is a nickname "Luohan Hall" in the school, and this kind of famous school can be searched in 100 degrees.

"Haha, that's better than the nickname of our philosophy department, Brother J, do you know what the nickname of our philosophy department is?" Wu Shuwen asked again.

"I'll rub!"

Ji Shaotian was embarrassed, and immediately went to Baidu.

"Anyway, the philosophy department of our school is a group of masters who have seen through the red dust, and they are nicknamed the madhouse." Ye Qian interjected and laughed.

"It's pretty much the same."

Ji Shaotian had already found the answer, and naturally said: "The nickname of our Y University Philosophy Department is 'Abnormal Human Research Center', and the dean of the Philosophy College is a bald one, known as the Huoyun Evil God. ”

Wiping a cold sweat, Ji Shaotian felt bitter in his heart, it was really uncomfortable for him to chat with two college students about college anecdotes as a high school student.

"Haha!" Wu Shuwen smiled happily and said: "The evil god is very popular in our Y, and when I go to school, it will be very popular, and the class is more crowded than the library." Brother J, have you been to his class? ”

"Since you're a senior, then don't call me Brother J, just call me Little J."

Ji Shaotian's politeness was to delay time, and the information of the "Huoyun Evil God" professor was not easy to check.

"Poof, little J, little chicken." Ye Qian laughed, her laughter was really low.

"Don't don't, let's talk about it, if in reality you call me senior, it's okay, but in the game, you are my J brother." Wu Shuwen said.

"Okay...... Regarding the evil gods, I went to listen to the evil gods once with my roommates, but I was not impressed. In a short period of time, Ji Shaotian really couldn't find too much useful information, so he had to be perfunctory.

It's normal to not understand philosophy class.

"Actually, what he said is very simple and easy to understand, but it's normal for the physics department to not understand." Hehe, with a smile, Wu Shuwen sighed and sighed: "It's been a few years since I graduated unconsciously, and now I miss the soup dumplings in the school's east cafeteria, I can't eat that taste anywhere else." ”

"Hey, hey, can you stop talking about college all the time? Is it good to care about Mr. Xiaye? It's embarrassing that people can't interject for a long time, right? Ji Shaotian complained frantically in his heart, but "as a student of YZ University", he couldn't help but accept Wu Shuwen's words.

"That's not right!"

Just when Ji Shaotian was about to perfunctory say that I also like to eat soup dumplings in the East Canteen, he suddenly remembered the Y map that appeared when he searched for the Y University Physics Department just now.

Sliding the computer mouse, Ji Shaotian squinted his eyes slightly, sneered, and continued Baidu.

"I hardly ever went to the East Cafeteria in school, and I like to eat braised lion's head from the West Cafeteria."

After speaking, Ji Shaotian secretly breathed a sigh of relief, Wu Shuwen was scheming, and almost fell into his trap, YZ University is very large, the School of Physics is on the West Campus, and it is very far away from the East Canteen.

"Haha! I'm ashamed to say that I haven't eaten in the Western cafeteria in four years of college, nor have I tasted the braised lion's head there. Wu Shuwen laughed, completely convinced of Ji Shaotian's identity.

At this time, the game was poisoned, and the three of them began to get in the car and transfer, Wu Shuwen finally remembered Ye Qian and stopped talking about college.

Ji Shaotian breathed a sigh of relief, thinking about getting Ye Qian's words faster.

"Hey, do you have any school flowers?"

Who knows, Ye Qian led the topic to the university again, Ji Shaotian was speechless for a while, and while driving with one hand, he searched for the school flower of YZ University.

A picture of a beautiful woman appeared on the computer, the woman looked pure and lovely, smiling like a flower, she really could afford the word school flower, and she was the only recognized school flower of YZ University in the past five years.

Moreover, it is the same session as Wu Shuwen.

"Well, there are a lot of school beauties, but there are no school flowers."

Wu Shuwen's tone was very evasive, and then he patted Ye Qian's ass: "Let's go, you must be the school flower in college!" ”

provoked Ye Qian to giggle, and said modestly again and again!

"Our school has a school flower, Zhou Wenxin from the Department of Architecture, Lao Gua, don't you know from your class?" Ji Shaotian is mainly anti-guest, it is time for him to interrogate Wu Shuwen, so as to increase his credibility.

"Uh, I used to be an otaku at school, I don't know! I don't know! ”

Wu Shuwen said very decisively, just when Ye Qian was curious and wanted to ask Ji Shaotian about Zhou Wenxin's information again, Wu Shuwen said: "There is someone in front!" There's someone ahead! Get ready for battle! ”

His tone was urgent, as if he was in a hurry to change the topic, and in the game, the "someone in front" that Wu Shuwen said was still 108,000 miles away from them.

"This guy must know Zhou Wenxin, maybe it's his ex-girlfriend, or hurt him, otherwise he wouldn't be in a hurry to change the topic as soon as he mentioned Zhou Wenxin."

Ji Shaotian laughed secretly, he thought of a lot of the opening episodes in online novels, the school girl's girlfriend was hooked up by the rich second generation, and she sneered at the protagonist, it was really hurtful!

"However, Wu Shuwen is so hard in the background......"

Ji Shaotian was a little puzzled, Uncle Wu Shuwen was an official in the Provincial Department of Education, he was also very rich, he usually drove an Audi to work, and the watch on his wrist was said to be more than 200,000 yuan.

He's the rich second generation, okay.

"Whatever, in short, if he dares to talk to me about college in the future, I will mention Zhou Wenxin! Hey! ”

Ji Shaotian finally doesn't have to worry about revealing his identity as a fake college student in the future.

The three of them drove over and killed the team, but Ye Qian, who was hiding behind, was knocked down by a 98k headshot shot by a team of people from a longer distance, she was very panicked, and Wu Shuwen immediately closed the cigarette to save her.

"Let's go, don't be afraid, don't move!"

The enemy on the opposite side kept shooting into the smoke, Wu Shuwen comforted Ye Qian, and on the other side, Ji Shaotian behind the bunker sniped the opposite side with the licked eight-fold mirror AWM.

One!

Two!

Three!

Three shots sniped down three, Ji Shaotian directly drove single-handedly and pressed over and directly wiped out the team.

"Get in the car and lick the bag!"

When he drove back, Ye Qian had already been helped up and the medicine was full, and Wu Shuwen and Ye Qian both worshiped Ji Shaotian.

Wu Shuwen said: "Wow! My brother J is really a cow! One person destroys one team! ”

Ye Qian said: "The great god is so powerful, he deserves to be a top student in the physics department, eh, what do you do after graduation?" ”

Hearing this, Ji Shaotian raised the corners of his mouth, and the opportunity to say clichés in his heart finally came!

Lao Du, in this monthly Chinese exam, my brother will definitely let you get a high score!