[1] I'm a hooligan, who am I afraid of?

The Heavenly Realm, a majestic palace, stands among the clouds.

In the palace, the shining orbs are inlaid on the walls, and they bloom with dazzling colors like colorful fireworks.

A handsome young man was cynically standing above the colored marble at the moment, and beside him, there were hundreds of civil and military officials.

The immortal officials were bowing their heads slightly at this time, holding a thousand strange things in their hands, their faces were complicated, and they were standing with respect.

"Bastard." Suddenly, a sharp fury broke the silence.

Following the prestige, I saw the Jade Emperor in beautiful clothes, sitting on the top of the noble dragon chair, Qianqianyu grabbed the shocking wood made of crystal, and then her beautiful face appeared with endless anger, and then angrily slapped the jade wood table with the shocking wood in her hand.

"You dare to steal the clothes of the Seven Fairies and do those shameless acts, you, what crime should you be guilty of?" The Jade Emperor said with a flushed face, and he didn't know whether he was angry or ashamed.

Especially when it comes to "Tian is shameless", the Jade Emperor paused obviously, looking at her expression, without guessing, he knew that she wanted to be crooked.

Evil Yan plucked out his ears, and after the Jade Emperor finished speaking, he suddenly raised his eyes and said to the Jade Emperor, "I said Little Sister, didn't you just take the Seventh Sister's underwear and do that kind of thing?" Are you going to gather all the immortals and interrogate me like a prisoner? ”

As soon as these words came out, all the immortal officials in the audience gasped, you know, the Jade Emperor is a high god, I am not even a god, I dare to talk to the Jade Emperor like this, I am tired of being crooked, right?

"Bold." The Jade Emperor bounced up from the dragon chair suddenly, and the angry formation frightened the two little fairies behind her who almost didn't hold the big banana fan.

It was precisely because of her roar that those immortal officials who bowed their heads slightly bowed their heads and looked at her.

The Jade Emperor suddenly became the focus of the audience.

Feeling the different gazes they threw over, the Jade Emperor also knew that she was out of shape just now, so she stroked her slender hair and sat back again, "Evil Yan, don't think that you are the evil body of the Buddha, you can do whatever you want in the heavenly court." ”

"Don't forget, the Buddha handed you over to me to use me to purify your evil thoughts, if you continue to do such nonsense, don't blame my subordinates for being merciless and expelling you from the heavenly realm, hum." The Jade Emperor forcibly endured the rolling flames and warned viciously.

In the end, she snorted, don't overdo it, that tsundere appearance, don't say it, it's cute.

"Hey, Sister Xiaoyu, don't mention that stinky guy to me, damn it, it's obvious that he wants to peep at Sister Bo's bath, and he has to put the account on my head, and I'm angry."

100 million grass and mud horses galloped by in my heart, it was a dark and windy night, Sister Bo bathed naked in the mountain river, and then the Buddha went to peep, was found by Sister Bo, fortunately he escaped in time, was not found by Sister Bo on the spot.

Afterwards, Sister Bo found the Buddha through the clues left at the scene, and my evil body as the Buddha, coupled with the Buddha's boasting, actually made Sister Bo think that I was a hooligan who peeped at her bath.

Well, this black cauldron, I carried it.

However, when the Buddha called me back, I was kissing the little fairy boy next to Sister Bo, but I didn't kiss my mouth, and I carried the black pot for this, and was beaten by Sister Bo for 7749 days.

Originally, there was nothing about this, what really broke my heart was the little fairy, I don't know who heard that I was peeping at Sister Bo taking a bath, and since then, the little fairyboy has identified me as a hooligan and no longer pays attention to me.

Woo, because of this black cauldron, I lost the heart of the little fairy, so I began to hate the Buddha, if it wasn't for his temporary lust, perhaps, I have and the little fairy, the crystallization of love.

It's all his fault, I hate him to death.

It was precisely because of that time that my rogue nature gradually came into the limelight.

I'm a hooligan anyway, who am I afraid of?

At first, the Buddha could still tolerate my hooliganism, after all, I helped him carry the black cauldron, and if I was expelled, then his conscience would not be happy.

However, over time, I completely evolved into a real hooligan.

Almost all of those little fairies were poisoned by me, so they unanimously rebelled against the Buddha, drove me out, and returned this piece of peace.

In the end, the Buddha had no choice but to compromise and hand me over to the Jade Emperor, hoping that she would purify my rogue nature.

As soon as I stepped into the gate of the heavenly realm, I was still very restrained, because I was not familiar with life here, and I didn't dare to be presumptuous at will, but those immortal officials knew my nature, so they were extra wary of me, and even the male immortals, when they saw me, often took a detour and did not have any contact with me.

Nima, I'm not interested in men.

However, there is one person, an exception, and she is the seventh sister.

The seventh sister not only alienated me like those immortal officials, but also took special care of me.

You know, a person, stepping into a strange environment, and then no one wants to communicate with you, you are alone, you will feel extremely lonely.

At this time, suddenly a person intrudes into your world, uses his own light, dispels the darkness around you, gives you warmth, and cares, so are you grateful to her?

Over time, I fell in love with my seventh sister, but just a few days before I was ready to confess, my seventh sister changed, I don't know why, in short, she has completely changed.

She is no longer the simple and kind seventh sister she used to be.

Fortunately, I can go in and out of the heavenly realm casually, and then I will find some fun in the human world, and I will put it in a box, bring it back to the heavenly realm, and hide it.

As for the seventh sister, I didn't go to her, I didn't ask her why she stayed away from me, and she didn't look for me either. I thought that such days would go on forever, but just last night, the seventh sister found me, cried pear blossoms with rain, apologized to me, and said that she shouldn't leave me.

At that time, I was also stupid, thinking that she was really wrong, besides, she was a woman I really liked, and I still loved her.

To be precise, I just can't let go of this love.

After comforting the seventh sister, she began to undress and tease my desires, and I knew that she was preparing to give her body to me.

At first, I refused, but then I thought about it, and felt that the seventh sister would be my person sooner or later, is there a difference between what I am with her now and what I will do with her in the future?

Thinking like this, I let go, kissed, touched, and at the last step, I suddenly fainted, and woke up, the treasure had been looted, and the seventh sister was gone.

Seeing this, a fool reacted, the seventh sister was in the name of making peace with me, and then plundered my treasures.

I am very annoyed by the deception of the seventh sister, I want to take revenge, I want to give her first time to the overlord.

But when I got to her house, she wasn't there, so I stayed in her room and waited for her to come back.

Inadvertently, I caught a glimpse of the beads I had given her, it turned out that she had not completely forgotten me, they all said that borrowing things to make love, touching the scene and hurting, I looked at this string of pink beads, my mind was full of memories with her, and I had preserved a little memory.

Thinking about it, I cried, and at the same time, my heart also softened, not wanting the overlord to bow hard, and then I saw the underwear of the seventh sister, and a touch of evil thoughts rose in my heart.

Isn't it in my rogue nature to have my seventh sister wear clothes stained with my children and grandchildren?

After I was done, my body was stunned, because the seventh sister, I don't know when she came back, she saw not only my one, but also the intimate contents that wafted with the smell of men.

The seventh sister screamed "ah", then covered her mouth and ran away. She added fuel and coolness to tell the Jade Emperor everything, and the Jade Emperor was furious when he heard this, and immediately summoned everyone to discuss how to punish me.

That's what happened just now.

In fact, I can explain to the Jade Emperor how the Seventh Sister teased me and plundered my treasures, although no one may believe my defense, but at least, it will make the Jade Emperor keep an eye on whether what I said is true?

However, I didn't do that.

At the end of the day, I'm still too stupid and naïve in love......