"Son, Yun Yun said that she couldn't find you anywhere, and you want to disappear again, she said that she was going to make trouble at home, go and find some time to meet her, right?"

The mobile phone on the table rang suddenly, and after he answered the phone, the voice of the middle-aged woman on the other end of the phone seemed to be urgent.

The boy grabbed the phone, smiled helplessly after hearing it, and replied teasingly: "I want to play games hard, brush treasure chests every day, serve the motherland in the future, and win glory for the country, so I don't have time, Mom." ”

Syllable!

hung up the phone, and the phone that had just hung up didn't take a second, but he rang again, and it was still my mother calling, and the other party said: "Son, son, go home quickly, Aunt Li's daughter Xiaofang asked you to help her with her homework!" You are limited to arrive within 10 minutes, and if you don't go, she will get 0 points for the final exam!! ”

"I'll go! She never lost a score in the exam, always took the first place in the whole grade, and in the final exam, she also said that I would copy the answers, and I couldn't tutor her. ”

Shook his head helplessly, scaring me with these words? Damn, that's enough... Syllable! hung up the phone again, hung up the phone and miraculously rang again, or the voice floated out again: "Son, son, go to the airport, my little cousin abroad asked you to pick her up, if you don't answer, she said she would get lost at the airport, son..."

This time, without waiting for my mother to finish speaking, Zhang Le directly turned off her mobile phone, she majored in geography abroad, and told me that she was lost? Annoying? I was chased by a bunch of beauties all day long, and I made an appointment with Xiao Lone, a member of the study committee, to eat at noon, I don't know how many times she has been cool, hey~ If I make another appointment this time, then my head will at least be beaten into a big pig's head.

"I'm so busy!" Scratching his head, the boy was obviously a little irritated by these things, and he simply sulked helplessly.

On the podium, sitting crookedly, big farts on the plate. The English teacher looked at Zhang Le, who had just finished making a phone call, a faint smile appeared on her clean face, her eyes wandered on the young man, and suddenly there was a trace of heat, and she couldn't help but red her lips slightly, and said with a smile: "Zhang Le, are you too tired from studying recently, or I will approve you to leave class early, but... Can I treat you to dinner at noon? How many times have you made an appointment? ”

The light voice spread throughout the classroom, he looked at Wang Ying with a pleading face, he really couldn't bear to refuse, or he would ask the English teacher to eat at noon, right? People often take care of their own studies, and they don't care if they skip class... But on the side, Xiao Lonely listened to Zhang Le's appointment with Wang Ying, her pure face immediately changed color, if Zhang Le asked Wang Ying, Xiao Lonely would definitely be angry and go to the hospital to hang water, so Zhang Le looked embarrassed, very embarrassed to skew his shoulders, and smiled faintly: "Heh... Mr. Wang, why don't you wait for next time... What do you think? I also made an appointment with Xiao Lone... I'm too busy to adjust the schedule. ”

After speaking, he grabbed the black hair, and his face was full of helpless smiles, but...

"Zhang Le, how can you be like this, if you go out to eat with Lonely Xiaolonely at noon, I dare to let her fail the English test in the afternoon!" Seeing that Zhang was rejected like this, the pleasant face that appeared on her crimson face immediately changed, and she said this in extreme annoyance as if she had been greatly wronged.

But there is only one named Zhang Le in this world, teacher, don't you understand my feelings? He also did not hesitate to expose the other party's old bottom: "Teacher Wang, don't say that, didn't you say that you let her take the 99 test, but every time people don't get a full score?" ”

"Zhang Le... That's because you always give her the answer, otherwise she would only get 99 points! In the afternoon English test, I must be strictly invigilated! If you don't get a perfect score of 100, you won't be allowed to go home at night! ”

She stomped on the floor hard, Zhang Le's heart beat violently, if she studied abroad... He secretly said to himself: "Zhou Ying also asked me to watch a movie in the evening, Lingzhi invited me to participate in her birthday PATR, and Jiang Xiao said that I would wait for her to boxing together in the shade of a tree, and Wang Xiao was waiting for me to open the black in the Internet café... I can't study abroad! ”

Somehow, a little fat man heard Zhang Le's words, his chubby face seemed to be slapped in the face, he sent a hundred date invitations to the study committee member Lonely Xiaolone, a person who didn't succeed once, he gritted his teeth with hatred, his eyes were full of indignation, and he whispered: "Zhang Le! Why do all girls like you? I'm jealous of you! ”

Hey, can I be blamed for this? If you want to blame God, blame God.

Why did God want to give birth to me so perfectly, people are so handsome that they can fall off the scum, they always take the first place in the school in their studies, and any K song is popular all over the country, and then the singer Jay Chou wants to see me, Jolin Tsai wants to see me, Liu Yifei also wants to see me, and Liu Xiang also wants to see me, meet me and see me, okay, I admit that the school has recently held a high school sports competition, but I directly broke the world record, causing the president of the World Disabled Persons' Federation to see me too, but unfortunately I was so busy that I didn't have the effort, and I pushed it many times, What makes him feel even more shameless is that for this, all the girls in the school like me, and I was chased by a group of men to eliminate me, so helpless, what did I do wrong to be punished like this?

This is all thanks to an online virtual game program called "Invincible" after binding him as a host, life has become like this, and at the same time being the focus of everyone, so that a bunch of girls like it, and they can take the first place in everything.

He, who has been tossed by some other people's things all day long, is out of control, such as just now, Zhang Leyue is no one, well, it will cause a group of girls to be angry, they did not hesitate to fight for Zhang Le's face in the end, and they actually fought, and there were a group of women outside the school who came to rob him!

……

"I feel like I'm going to die! Let me catch my breath, will? Escaping from the clutches of the beauty, he rushed out of the classroom, ran violently, and was chased by a group of girls in the aisle, but fortunately reacted too quickly and hid in the toilet.

"Help, old man! Let those girls stop liking me all at once for a while, okay? ”

Women all over the world are like crazy like him! Outside is surrounded by women from all over the country, he can only be peaceful in the pure land of the toilet, after praying for himself, but it seems that the murderous female compatriots will not even let go of the toilet, and they are about to break in, and they feel that life is really hard!

When the girls outside confirmed that Zhang Le didn't poop, they rushed in like a tide, competing to grab his body, and in the chaos, suddenly, there was an explosion, and countless women in the men's toilet were blown away!

There was a puff of smoke and dust, and then ......

"Doodoo Dot ......"

"Doot toot..."

In the chaos, accompanied by the sharp sound of machine failure, an announcement-like text message was emitted on something similar to an LED display in Zhang Le's head:

"Due to the master's choice of crazy mode during the last game, you are too invincible, causing the system to crash and explode, may I ask the master to reset the game, or quit forever?"

Looking at YESorNo on the touchscreen, he was furious! Well, now the game is broken by me playing Sensei, and it's all gone! He was very unwilling, why was it like this when he was about to reach his peak? Is it because the game programmer didn't design it in advance, which caused the bug? Except that this bug is a bit disgusting, this game is actually quite fun, and he resolutely chooses: YES.

I want to keep playing the game, I must play this game well and become the best character!

System Tips: Data reset, crazy mode all data will be deleted, permanently unrecoverable, do you still need to continue?

In fact, he really didn't want to do it all over again, but what could I do if the system broke down? After talking to himself, Zhang Le could only click helplessly: "Continue." ”

"In the system reset data, 1%... 2%… 3%… 100%… Finish! ”

"Master, the system has reset all the data, you will need to log in to the all-round system again..."

This "invincible" game Zhang Le has been playing for a long time, and the realism seems to be the real world, completely seamlessly connected with reality, as long as you enter the game, you will never quit until the player dies, and his high technology is no longer known how many years later, human beings can reach it.

Well, since that's the case, this time he will have to take it one step at a time, step by step, and deal with certain problems with a high IQ!

"Account Number: *******"

"Password: *******"

He used his mind to log in the ID in his head, and the panel displayed:

【Basic Information】

Name: Zhang Le

Height: 170 (normal)

Weight: 60KG (normal)

Country: Dayan Kingdom

Auxiliary personal assistant: Medicine Boy

……

Next, "Invincible" reminds you:

"Please select the mode you want to play, (1) Crazy Mode; (2) Master mode; (3) normal mode; (4) counterattack mode; (5) Cannon fodder mode..."

This time, don't choose the crazy mode, it's too TM scary, he decisively tried the (2nd) mode, he clicked:

“②”

The system prompts: "The master mode is on, the data is being imported, please wait..."

"Import data 1%... 5%… 10%… 100%, import successful... A newbie gift package, do you want to receive it? ”

"Yes."

"The host gets a newbie gift package and gets the opportunity to get to know Banhua Xiaolone, do you want to use it immediately?"

"Yes."

"The master has used the newbie gift package, please go to the girls' toilet immediately to know the system and lock the heroine No. 1 lonely."

What the!?

Zhang Le, who was in the men's toilet, was suddenly confused, sure this is a master mode? Instead of a more crazy mode, the first package is for him to carry out the order to go to the women's bathroom?

Zhang Le wants to say: NO! NO！ NO！ NO！

This really can't play, hit the women's toilet, he is really going to become a notorious celebrity in the whole school!

He felt that it was undeniable that this might be a crazier pattern, right? In the face of his refusal, the system replied directly:

"The owner's refusal is invalid, the time limit is limited to the master to arrive at the women's toilet within 3 minutes, after 3 minutes, the master will meet the lonely little lonely, you will get to know each other again..."

"The countdown begins, and there are 2 minutes and 59 seconds left before the owner meets Lonely..."

"There are 2 minutes and 58 seconds left before the owner meets the lonely little lonely..."

"Countdown 2 minutes and 57 seconds..."

MD, the system of all evils, force me!

Reluctantly rushed out of the men's toilet and ran to the door of the women's toilet, and a metallic mixed sound came from the system ship:

"Promulgated the first main quest, please rush out of the toilet in the lonely little loneliness, defeat Yang Wei who tried to sneak attack, if the hero succeeds in saving the beauty, you will get 10 task points, the current master level LV1, mission points: 0."

The task of rectifying the person is not tricky, but he is willing to accept it.

But where is Yang Wei hiding? He is not small, and it is still difficult to defeat him, so he asked the system: "Old man, can you give me some strong pills?" ”

"Your current mission point is 0, there is no way to exchange for a strong pill, you need to defeat Yang Wei, get the favor of loneliness, the system is upgraded to LV2, and you can get 10 task points when the time comes, and then you can unlock the level 1 treasure chest yourself, go to the treasure chest and find if there is one!" An old voice in the system came out, maybe this was the old man Zhang Le was talking about, his personal assistant for the game.

However, his answer, in the end, he had to rely on himself to defeat his opponent, which made Zhang Le not very satisfied.

Seeing that there was not much time left in the system, he had to hide behind the wall of the women's toilet and clench his fists, as long as Yang Wei, who was squatting in the trash can, jumped out and hugged Xiao Xiaolone, he smashed his head into a rotten watermelon with one fist...

At this time, the system prompts the last time: "There is still 5 seconds left until the lonely person comes out of the toilet..."

"Lonely and lonely out of the toilet left: 03 seconds..."

"Countdown: 02 seconds..."