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"Mom, how many times have I told you? I'm still young, I don't want to go on a blind date. ”

Since the end of my college entrance examination, my mother has given me a blind date every day, what is the daughter of the mayor of so-and-so, what is the most spoiled little daughter of the chairman of the group, it really can't be more.

In three days, my mother arranged for me to go on blind dates as many times as I could count them in two palms.

Today is a rare good day to sleep in, but my mother ruthlessly dragged me out of the warm quilt, saying that today's blind date is the daughter of her best friend, who looks very cute.

"Alas, my good son, Mom is not asking you to go on a blind date, but to let you meet your future wife."

"If you like it, your dad and I will match you up and go to the same university."

"I'm sure you'll like each other after four years of college. When you graduate from college, your dad and I will hold a wedding for you......"

My mom was wearing a bow tie for me while she fantasized about a little star.

"What, Mom, do you think I'm ugly?" I asked, struggling, with a hitch.

"What nonsense?" As soon as my mother heard my words, her face immediately fell, "My son is the most handsome little guy in the world." ”

"Is our family about to go bankrupt? Or, is it already in debt? ”

"Bah, what are you talking about? Son, can't you think of something good? Curse your dad all day long, isn't it? My mom knocked me on the head and said with a look of displeasure.

"That's not what I meant." Standing in front of the huge mirror, I pointed to myself in the mirror and said to my mother in a very sincere and sincere tone, "Mom, you said that your son and I are not ugly, and the family is rich, are you still worried that I can't find a girlfriend?" ”

"I really can't figure it out, Mom, why do you have to rush me to find a girlfriend?" I expressed my bewilderment and helplessness.

"Mom, don't you want to hold your grandson early."

Yes, I accepted this reason.

"Okay, don't bother, hurry up and brush your teeth and wash your face, and then come out for breakfast." After tidying up my clothes, my mother advised, "Mom and they agreed that the time was half past eight, and now it's eight o'clock, you have to hurry, don't be late." ”

"Yes, yes, I know, can't I hurry up?"