Chapter 19: Mr. Amorous Prostitute

"Guys, I'm sorry, I don't have the money to resurrect, 8888."

"I don't have the money to resurrect, I'm sorry teammates...

"What!? Hey, hey, brother, don't retreat, can you hear me? ”

Da Sima immediately shouted in the team.

"? The master of weapons is the Great Sima? Zhonglu asked in surprise.

His Olaf teammates said extremely depressed at the moment: "Forget it, Teacher Da Sima, we all understand, the two pits on the lower road force thousands of black iron, I think they are the kind of guys who can lie down to win, and retreat in seconds if they can't lie down." ”

Zheng was very unhappy and said: "Yes, the guys on the opposite side are lucky, they met two Bai Fumei, I see that they have limited skins for ADC and support, and death is resurrected in seconds." ”

Da Sima took a deep breath and stood in the spring with a smile on his face, and the short and fat weapon master said to the camera: "Students, the low rank of Black Iron is like this, we often encounter players who die and immediately retreat, let's get used to it." ”

"Of course, it doesn't matter if you win or lose, what matters is what you learned from my game? That's right, Mr. Ma was killed by the Sword Master and Pan Sen just now, but I am still 1 level higher than the Sword Master opposite, why? ”

Da Sima snakeskin's hand turned, "Actually, I've been brushing the wilderness and forgot to go down to help, hehe." Da Sima laughed obscenely, but he was quite upright.

The audience in the live broadcast room laughed out of the pig's voice, and saw Da Sima standing in the spring water and began to reason, eager to fight side by side with Da Sima at this time.

"The wind blows with the, the wind is reasonable, only I am the big Sima!"

"Hahaha, it's so funny, Mr. Ma, why don't you take a few sailors to open the black, we all have money to resurrect."

"yes, let's play with the Sword Master on the other side."

"Wow, have you noticed, why can the jungler sword saint on the opposite side meet two beautiful female players, and we watched Teacher Ma's black iron rank for a thousand games, and all the female heroes we met were big men with their feet?"

Think of a radiant girl with the skin of a star guardian, Lux, who is obviously a very beautiful magical girl, but turns out to be a big man in women's clothes...

That picture... It's so "beautiful" that I can't imagine it.

There was a lot of discussion in the live broadcast room, and Xie Lang on the other end happened to buy a guerrilla's saber and wear it on his body.

After he came to the grass on the lower road, he looked left and right, and found that the opposite auxiliary and ADC had no intention of going online at all.

Shen Wanwan seemed to realize something, and said: "The opposite ADC and auxiliary seconds shouldn't retreat, right, won't they fight?" They are very good on the road. ”

"Charming brother, you go to fight the fire dragon first, and we'll push it." Luo Qili also tilted her head, noticing the guerrilla's saber worn by Xie Lang, and her confidence increased greatly.

Hearing the words of the second daughter, Xie Lang turned his eyes to Shen Wanwan of the COS Picheng policewoman.

Shen Wanwan's Picheng policewoman is really beautiful, she is simply a god-forgiven Picheng policewoman.

Especially the two straight and white beautiful legs under the long leather boots, which made people swallow saliva, the calves were white and tender, slender and symmetrical, full of an indescribable temptation, tempting Xie Lang to reach out, caress carefully, and feel the soft and smooth tenderness of the beautiful legs.

"I'll help you dismantle the tower, don't be in a hurry to fight the dragon, and fight together after pushing the tower later." Xie Lang came to the lower road obscenely, and then came to the middle of the two daughters, taking advantage of the two of them to their heart's content.

Xie Lang's operation stunned the audience who watched Da Sima's live broadcast.

Those viewers saw the three of them pushing the tower together on the lower road, and they seemed to be thinking: This forced the Wuji Sword Saint to have this kind of saucy operation?

Where is this guy playing League of Legends, he is clearly picking up girls, which is simply shameless.

What does it mean that you don't go to the middle of the road, but you diligently help the two beautiful players push down the tower?

"Lick the dog!! It's definitely a licking dog, no doubt. ”

"666, this little sword master knows the trick of licking a dog, and he has everything to lick to the end, he has learned it, he has learned it."

"The little sword saint is quite cute, Da Sima hurriedly added his friends and opened the black together."

"Yes, yes, bring two beauties to open Heibei together."

"I feel sorry for Mr. Ma, I obviously have the strength to turn the tables, but I just ran into two teammates."

Xie Lang didn't say anything, and helped push down the road tower until he came to the location of the second tower on the lower road.

"Charming brother, don't blame me for not reminding you, don't hit our family's attention, or be careful that she will shoot you to death!" Luo Qili found that Xie Lang was a thief, and her eyes looked at her best friend's legs from time to time.

Is the skin of the video game piano girl you use not as good-looking as the uniform, or is the body not as exciting as the skin?

Huh!

"If it weren't for our teammates retiring, I would have been able to beat your Juggernaut." The Lord of the Shadow Stream stood on the high ground and angrily brushed his sense of existence, and in terms of his current single kill ability, he must be a Sword Saint.

It's a pity that the two teammates retired in seconds.

Today's League of Legends low-end game is like this, some teammates lie down with the mentality of not dying once, and some see that the game is going to be lost, and they simply retreat in seconds when they die.

This kind of environment will be better if you are on the diamond rank.

You must know that in League of Legends, almost 70% of players use games to raise League of Legends.

While playing the boss game, they use the money they earn to raise League of Legends.

"Wow!"

After Xie Lang took his second daughter to the highlands, in the live broadcast room, the audience clearly saw Shen Wanwan COS's Picheng policewoman and Luo Qili COS's piano girl.

They were all stunned when they saw Shen Wanwan and Luo Qili at such a close distance!

"The picture is too beautiful for me to look at."

", a pit force, with two big beauties, what a strong psychology this must be!"

"666, Sword Master, you are my idol, even if you lose, it is worth it to be able to get along with such two beautiful women for a while."

Not only are Da Sima's fans, but even the other side of Zheng and Olaf are stunned.

"Push down, we're not going to fight."

Pan Sen and the card supported the lower lane at the same time, and quickly dismantled the high ground on the opposite lower lane.

Rumble!!

Then, with a huge explosion sound, the opposite host exploded on the spot, and the picture was frozen.

Win!

Eleven minutes and thirty-five seconds!

It's game over!

"Congratulations to the player's cute and charming villain (Muggle) summoner for his first victory, cultivation points +20, and your game rank has been successfully opened, rank: Black Iron 3, points: 20."

Bite!

"Cultivation points are equivalent to villain points, player villain points +20, system rank: villain 3, villain points: 108."

"The system has detected that the player's villain points have reached 100 points, and you are now eligible to advance to the next rank, do you need to complete a promotion match to improve your system rank?"

No way~

Is this the qualifier?

A must!

Lao Tzu wants to be in the rank of Little Villain 2.

Bite!

"Please go back to reality and blackmail a schoolboy, after completing a notorious obscene villain mission, you will directly advance to Little Villain 2, and if you fail, 50 points will be deducted."