113 Contradictions intensified
Lunch was followed by a 45-minute tactical meeting, followed by a formal on-court field session.
Lu Ke, Logan, and Marcus followed the crowd and slowly moved towards the tactical conference room, and the two of them passed on the experience of the tactical meeting word by word, obviously, this is completely different from the college period.
“…… But I think you're sure you'll be fine. Logan said as he walked into the conference room. In the next second, the whole room became silent, and his voice suddenly amplified and echoed. Logan was startled, turned his head sharply, and then saw more than thirty pairs of eyes, all projected in unison, staring at him intently-
To be more accurate, he aimed at Lu Ke behind him.
Logan's sudden braking made Lu Ke stop his tracks, and then Marcus hit Lu Ke's back, "Hell, brother, it's a traffic jam." Then, outside the doorway, there was a whining sound, sparse as noise.
The scorching and sharp gaze, with different voices and colors, seems to have different temperatures, shapes and patterns, contempt, provocation, disdain, ridicule, sarcasm, anger, ridicule...... The eyes like watching the show are like spikes, piercing the surface of Lu Ke's skin fiercely, and without needing a second, he becomes a porcupine - full of arrows.
About thirty-three or thirty-five players, with their hands crossed over their chests, raised their chins high, and put on a posture of a dragon gate formation, quietly waiting for Lu Ke's visit. Just the powerful and turbulent momentum is enough to make people tremble, like a monster with a huge mouth open, waiting for its prey to throw itself into the net.
Chinese players, sure enough, are treated differently, and their specifications and formations are extraordinary.
Lu Ke's eyes lit up slightly, straightened his waist, walked calmly, walked forward, the passage behind him was smooth again, and the conference room was noisy again, it seemed that everyone was engaged in small talk again, but the eyes were always focused on Lu Ke, and every move fell into everyone's eyes.
After a rough look, Lu Ke chose the position of the first row and sat down calmly.
Over the years of living in the United States, Lu Ke clearly knows that "Chinese" is like a fluorescent yellow protective suit, and its existence itself is absolutely high-profile, even if it is trying to keep a low profile and try to hide, it is still like a bright light, and it can easily become the most conspicuous target. Low-key, this can't solve the problem, so high-profile, high-profile.
Obviously, the Dragon Gate Formation has been set up, and instead of dodging, it is better to break through head-on.
Marcus looked at Lu Ke who was seated, dumbfounded, just like a school classroom, everyone tried to hide behind the tactical conference room to avoid the coach's radar, but now Lu Ke sat in the first row with a loud voice, clearly putting himself under the coach's nose, which was simply self-defeating.
Logan bumped Marcus on the shoulder, revealing a confident smile of anticipation, "Don't worry, sit down." ”
As neighbors who grew up together and grew small, Logan knows Lu Ke, and he is the type who will never suffer. High schools in the United States can be very cruel and indifferent, and without two brushes, it is absolutely impossible for Lu Ke to survive on the football team.
Just now, Logan noticed a flash of light in Lu Ke's eyes. Therefore, Logan not only did not worry, but also had some faint expectations. Looking at Marcus, who was full of stunned faces, Logan only said one word, and then sat down beside Lu Ke.
Bloody Spot Ratio.
Marcus didn't seem to understand, only hesitated for a moment, and he also sat down on the other side of Lu Ke.
Suddenly, a burst of laughter erupted, coming from the back of the room, so violent, so fierce that everyone turned their heads to find out what was going on, but no one answered, just whispered, and the sound of breathing was transmitted from ear to ear, which in turn caused another burst of laughter.
"What's wrong with them? Crazy? Marcus didn't know why, frowned, and asked curiously.
Lu Ke raised his eyebrows slightly, "Bet a bag of potato chips, the content is about me." ”
The laughter was intermittent, for a while, as if it was convulsive, and in the blink of an eye, the back of the entire conference room seemed to have a heart, but the front row was still kept in the dark, and the feeling of being abandoned by the world was really unpleasant.
"Hey, rookie." A call sounded, Lu Ke knew that it was himself, turned his head, and then a white cotton-like object was thrown over, directly covering his head, and the conference room erupted in crazy laughter, as if the whole room began to shake.
T-shirt, this is a cotton t-shirt, clean cotton t-shirt.
The pranks of this group of veteran players are not good, too pediatric, and too obedient, if it were him, he would have done something on the T-shirt itself, such as soaked, as for what liquid to use, he can give full play to his imagination. Lu Ke still has leisure in his heart and complains.
In the midst of laughter, Lu Ke calmly took off the T-shirt, did not respond in a hurry, but spread it out to take a look. It's a printed T-shirt with black lettering on it, "I just want to blow /XXX/flute", and then next to it is a dialog box with a profile photo of Lu Ke's rookie training camp pasted inside, as if this sentence came from Lu Ke's mouth.
Such a prank, the means are inferior and crude, but simple and crude, strong and powerful, and most importantly, direct enough. Especially among athletes, the more vulgar the joke, the better.
"Roar, Bambi, I didn't know you had such a hobby." I don't know who it was, but I shouted loudly, and the whole conference room was like a volcanic eruption, and laughter broke out completely.
Logan and Marcus exchanged glances, their faces were a little ugly, and they looked at Lu Ke worriedly.
Unexpectedly, Lu Ke stood up unhurriedly, put on the T-shirt slowly and methodically in front of everyone, and then turned around and faced all the players in the entire conference room with a smile on his face.
With Lu Ke's calm movements, and also with the arc of Lu Ke's smile, the laughter in the conference room calmed down little by little, this one fell and the next one after another, like an absurd comedy, and finally everyone was stunned and at a loss, and for a while they didn't understand what Lu Ke's routine was.
Colin looked left and right, but after all, he didn't hold back, took the initiative to come forward, and shouted, "Man, how is it, do you like it very much?" ”
"Of course, why not?" Lu Ke said with a smile on his face and calmly, "Is there anyone in the team who needs to be served?" Now it's possible to line up here, I don't know, it turns out that so many people in the team have come out publicly. ”
Self-deprecation and self-blackening, this is always the best way to fight back against pranks, not to mention, Lu Ke is not passively beaten, but takes the initiative.
Silence, deathly silence, not a sound at all. Originally, he wanted to play a prank on Lu Ke, but Lu Ke admitted it first and then fought back in such a dignified manner, and those swearing words splashed on himself at once. Caught off guard, everyone was stunned and looked at each other.
Colin bit his gums and angrily scolded, "Gay." ”
"The first." Lu Ke actually raised his right hand, raised his fingers, and began to count, Colin Kaepernick was the first to "come out publicly", and now no one dared to speak, silent, lest he become the second.
By the way, the finger that Lu Ke raised was the one in the middle.
Looking around, and then looking around, no one even dared to look directly into Lu Ke's eyes, and then they heard Lu Ke's voice, "Please, guys, this is just a joke, isn't it?" Lu Ke took the lead in attacking, and then took the lead in resolving it, the embarrassing and serious atmosphere melted and collapsed, and all the old rivers and lakes were stunned and speechless.
The victim of the prank, in the blink of an eye, actually took the initiative in the prank.
Lu Ke pointed to his T-shirt, "I mean, this T-shirt is just a prank, right?" That's why he fought back in a prank, not on purpose to hurt everyone's feelings, everyone doesn't need to take it too seriously, "Or is there really someone on the team who has a crush on me, is this his confession?" After speaking, Lu Ke bared his teeth and made a grimace, as if he didn't want to hurt the confessor.
A prank with obvious personal attacks and personal discrimination, under Lu Ke's back and forth, not only dissolved invisibly, but also full of banter and humor, invisibly, the strangeness between the players was quietly eliminated a little, narrowing the distance between each other.
Attack, defend, counterattack. This series of comings and goings went on too fast, and before everyone seemed to react, Lu Ke had already controlled the atmosphere of the entire conference room, and in a daze, the situation had already reversed. For a while, everyone was a little confused, ignorant, and a little overwhelmed.
"Poof", Aldon Smith was the first to hold back and let out a hint of laughter, then Logan and Marcus, and then the other players, all laughed under their voices, and the atmosphere in the tactical conference room became relaxed unconsciously.
They...... You should laugh, right? The players looked at each other and exchanged glances, and some couldn't tell the difference, but it seemed that smiling was the right thing to do, and so they did.
Sitting in the crowd, Colin couldn't say a word.
"Joker." A voice rang out, the laughter stopped abruptly, and the eyes were cast towards the source of the sound, and the initiator shouted again, "Grandstanding clown!" The T-shirt means you're gay, and you can't even tell that, and you think we're joking with you in a friendly way, it's stupid. ”
In the face of pranks, Lu Ke's counterattack was too clever and humorous, and it was also too wise, and in an understatement, it not only reversed the situation of being passively beaten, but also took the initiative to attack, and further eased the relationship between rookies and old players. The whole process developed so fast that some people didn't understand it, and the reaction speed couldn't keep up, so they stood up "friendly and kind" and explained.
As everyone knows, the so-called explanation has made itself a laughing stock. To put it simply, IQ is insufficient. This is the real clown, and he still doesn't know it.