The little Taoist priest looked at her sympathetically and determined one thing: Hey, even if he cultivates to become an immortal, this lovely person is by no means the opponent of the evil woman!

Rou'er pouted a few times and said viciously: "This trick doesn't work, the slave slave used the trick that women fear and hate the most, and the slave put a few flower thieves in the dream." ”

Speaking of this, Rou'er glanced at the little Taoist priest cautiously: "The slave just wants to scare her, but she won't really do anything to her." ”

The little Taoist priest smiled bitterly: Flower pickers? Hey, that evil woman doesn't know how many eunuchs have been added to this world.

Sure enough, "I didn't expect the fierce woman to see the sword in her hand as soon as she flickered," Rou'er blushed and twisted and couldn't continue: "Isn't she a woman?" How to greet the man as much as possible, and he is still happy to die, just like a slave who sees sugar. Also, I finished cutting the lower head and cutting the upper head, and it was a miserable cut. ”

Thinking of that tragic situation, Rou'er Hua's face was pale, obviously frightened.

With a long sigh, the little Taoist priest persuaded: "If that woman is not so violent, your Taoist brother will not run away from her marriage." Forget Rou'er, let's not fight with her. ”

Rou'er shook her little hand: "How is it possible?" Slaves won't admit defeat so easily! ”

She said angrily: "The slave is so angry that he used a trick that he didn't want to use." The slave has created a fire and wants to burn her! ”

clenched her fists, and Rou'er's extremely cute face showed a hint of evil, which looked extremely ridiculous, so she looked particularly cute.

"Oh, how did she break this trick?"

The evil aura on Rou'er's face instantly collapsed, turned into a few tears, and fell out of her eyes. She choked up and said: "I didn't expect that the fierce woman laughed, held a long sword in her hand, and jumped into the sea of fire, just sweep it, and the fire will be extinguished by a small half, and then sweep it, and the fire will be completely extinguished." The slave exploded in anger and made a boulder to hit her. With a single sword, she shattered the boulder into a starry sky. The slave created a great flood to flood her, and she sucked it in her mouth, and sucked the water into her stomach. ”

"Wait, wait," the little Taoist priest hurriedly interrupted: "It's not that everything in that dream must be what she truly believes, otherwise she can't make it, so how did she become an immortal?" ”

Rou'er cried with a sad face: "She really didn't become a god, she really believed that she could sweep away the sea of fire with a sword, smash boulders with a sword, and suck up the flood in one bite." Brother Taoist, isn't she human? How dare people think so? ”

Angry, Rou'er burst into tears and came to the final conclusion: "Brother Taoist, she is not a woman at all, she can't be regarded as a human being!" ”

"Brother Taoist, you are so pitiful, there are so many women in the world, why did you become close to her?"

Hey, the little Taoist priest was concerned: "Rou'er, that woman is really violent, or don't forget it." You are the obedient baby of the Taoist brother, how can the Taoist brother be willing to let you charge ahead. ”

Rou'er raised her teary eyes and gave him a blank look: "Slave slave no, slave slave doesn't count on Taoist brother." That fierce woman was born so beautiful, the Taoist brother will definitely pity the jade. To deal with beautiful women, you have to have women. ”

She clenched her little fists: "The slave will never give up, for the sake of the beloved Taoist brother, the slave will move forward bravely." Even if she is not a fierce woman, the slave will definitely fight with her to the end! ”

Seeing Rou'er turn around and disappear, the little Taoist priest smiled bitterly in his heart: "Rou'er, for the sake of your beloved Taoist brother, can't you take a break?" ”

"Whoever you two hurt, I'll feel sorry!"

The next day, as soon as the moon went down and the sun had not yet come out, the little Taoist priest was woken up by Xu Ruoxue pinching his nose.

"Grandma, what's wrong?" The little Taoist priest asked with a wrinkled face.

"Yo, this aggrieved little appearance is really cute. Come, let my aunt and grandmother rub it. ”

Angrily opened the hand that teased him, and the little Taoist priest said: "If you have something, say it quickly, if you have a fart, well, I'll continue to sleep if it's okay." ”

"Dead Daoist, can you summon back the ghost from the night before?"

"Ah, Miss Xu, I've only heard of playing with cats, dogs, and women, but I've never heard of playing ghosts? I mean, your taste is too unique. ”

Xu Ruoxue said with great interest: "Go, what do you know." I tell you, in that dream, I couldn't do anything! I can sweep away a sea of fire with a sword, smash a boulder with a sword, and suck a flood dry in one go. The most important thing is that the dream is still very real, and I play it very cool, so cool that I don't want it. ”

"The day before yesterday I didn't have a lot of fun, I still want to fly with my sword, and then sweep through thousands of armies with a sword, and finally shatter the void. I'm going to ...... more."

Xu Ruoxue said a lot of things excitedly, but finally sighed with a broken face: "Hey, it's a pity that the ghost didn't come last night, so I waited for so long in vain." ”

Little Taoist ......

Hey, my darling Rou'er, it's good that you didn't make another move last night. Otherwise, you will be played to death by this fierce woman!

At dusk, Xu Ruoxue and the little Taoist priest rode horses and galloped on the official road.

The little Taoist priest was worried that the horse was running so fast, and Rou'er would lose it, but when he saw Rou'er appear on the official road in front of him, he winked at him. Then, with his hand in his hand, he picked up a wooden stick and threw it under the hooves of the big black horse.

I'll go, here's a trick! The horse misses the front hoof, and the matter can be big or small. The little Taoist priest was about to exclaim, but saw Xu Ruoxue gently pull the horse rope, and the big black horse jumped and easily jumped over the wooden stick.

Xu Ruoxue grabbed the reins of the horse and said with a smile: "It's you, little ghost, this trick is useless to me." If we don't discuss it, you'll pull me into your dreams. That's fun, I haven't had enough? ”

The little Taoist priest smiled bitterly: God, is this woman's courage made of iron?

Haven't had enough? Rou'er was so angry that she squatted on the ground and cried directly. The little Taoist priest looked at her distressedly, but was caught by Xu Ruoxue.

Xu Ruoxue rode a horse to his side: "No, dead Taoist, you seem to know this little ghost?" Say, what is your relationship with it? ”

The little Taoist priest sneered: "How can it, this is a child, maybe you inadvertently offended it, so it played with you." ”

Xu Ruoxue looked at him suspiciously, and waved her hand: "Hey, little ghost, do you want to play with me?" I'll run slower, you'll have to keep up. ”

So on the official road, a woman and a female ghost played, well, a game of vaulting.

I saw that the big black horse was running well, and suddenly a branch swept over, Xu Ruoxue lowered her head and passed the test!

Just up the slope, a stone rumbled down head-on, and the big black horse leaped and passed!

was galloping, a piece of gravel hit head-on, and Xu Ruoxue stretched out her fingers casually. With the sound of breaking through the air, the gravel flew away. Perfect pass!

Rou'er uses the virtual to transform the real, which consumes a lot of energy, so after a few strokes, she can't play. In the end, standing on the small slope, looking at the fierce woman who laughed and galloped below, shed tears one by one.

In the middle of the moon, Xu Ruoxue, who had nothing to play, reined in the horse and found a small dilapidated house to sleep in.

After lighting a fire and boiling water, and eating dry food, Xu Ruoxue asked, "Dead Taoist, did that little ghost follow?" ”

Of course he came, sitting at the window sulking.

The little Taoist priest naturally didn't dare to tell the truth: "No." That Ruoxue, it's just a child, it's a little more playful, don't worry about it. ”

As soon as she heard this, Rou'er was unhappy, and stood in front of the little Taoist priest angrily, with her hands on her hips, glaring at him viciously.

So, the little Taoist priest's expression was very awkward.

Xu Ruoxue noticed it and snorted coldly: "You dead Taoist, dare to lie to me, that little ghost is obviously here." Honestly, what is your relationship with that little ghost, and it feels like you are always protecting it? ”

The little Taoist priest smiled bitterly: "I really have nothing to do with it, Pingshui meets, Pingshui meets." ”

Rou'er became even more angry when she heard this, ran to Xu Ruoxue, and shouted loudly: "Fierce woman, the slave slave is his wife, he is the slave's husband, you return the slave's husband to the slave." ”

Xu Ruoxue naturally couldn't hear it, and raised her eyebrows: "No, seeing that you are nervous like that, it is clearly not a ghost, it must be a female ghost." Okay, dead Taoist, you even hooked up with a female ghost. ”

The wry smile on the little Taoist's face froze, and he exerted a lot of force before he squeezed out a trace of "smile" again: "Ruoxue, look at what you said, how can it?" ”

Xu Ruoxue's face gradually turned cold: "The dead Taoist priest with you not only hooked up with a female ghost, but also flirted with a female ghost in front of his wife." Dead Taoist, my aunt can't see it, so you don't exist for me? Hello big bold! ”

Rou'er was furious: "The slave is the married wife he is marrying, and the slave didn't hook up with him." ”

Seeing that Xu Ruoxue was still unconscious, Rou'er was furious, turned the void into reality, picked up the broken tiles on the ground and threw them at Xu Ruoxue.

The Blood Sea Sword unsheathed, slicing the broken tiles into countless pieces. Xu Ruoxue was angry, pointed in that direction with her sword, and shouted: "Don't make noise, you shameless dead pervert!" ”

This scolded too harshly, and Rou'er was stunned for a moment before she understood. How could she have been so humiliated that she wept at the moment.

With Xu Ruoxue watching her, the little Taoist priest naturally didn't dare to comfort her. No matter how distressed you are, you can only watch.

After crying a few times, Rou'er wiped her tears, ran to the corner, picked up a branch on the ground, and began to write.

An ominous premonition came to his heart, and the little Taoist priest's scalp was numb, and he wanted to stop it. But the cold light flashed, and the Blood Sea Sword rested on his neck.

After the branch fell, Xu Ruoxue sneered and stepped forward to take a look.

Then, a sword flashed, like a storm outside the sky, and slashed towards the head of the little Taoist!

Rou'er screamed and flew like crazy, but it was too late. Seeing that the little Taoist priest was about to be split in half, the sword stopped mysteriously and was sticking to the little Taoist's scalp.

Dense beads of sweat clearly appeared in front of the little Taoist priest's forehead. The little Taoist priest cried with a sad face, and was about to ask why, when Xu Ruoxue pointed at his sword.

The little Taoist priest went to take a look, only to feel dizzy and dark in front of him.

On the ground, there are four crooked big characters written: Return my husband!

The bitter water in the little Taoist's heart bubbled out like crazy: My dear Rou'er, why are you so impulsive!

Now, you and I are dead!