Chapter 1933: Duan Yu. Skywalker (back pain, leg cramps)
Star Wars puts aside the grand setting, but the story is actually very simple. A poor boy living on the border accidentally saw a distress message from a princess who was kidnapped by the villain, and then he resolutely embarked on a journey to save the princess, and then the poor boy rescued the princess, defeated the villain's conspiracy, and justice triumphed.
Congratulations, Coca-Cola.
"Huh? Isn't this the guy we met before? β
Seeing Luke fleeing in embarrassment on the screen, Illya couldn't help but scream.
"Why is he here?"
"Who knows, I guess I'm here to be a knight to save the princess."
Fang Zheng yawned, watched Luke come to a cell and open the door, then walked in and talked to a woman before leading her out. The two sides were then blocked in the doorway by the Stormtroopers, and a shootout ensued, however.........
"Are these people going to shoot or not?"
Looking at the picture on the screen, Xiao Hei was completely speechless, as ARCHER, she is naturally very proficient in shooting, but look at the group of storm soldiers on the opposite side, it is clear that the number is superior, and the firepower is also quite fierce, but it just can't hit people. Instead, Luke, the hairy monster next to him, and another man seized the opportunity to fight back, killing several Stormtroopers.
Xiao Hei was extremely uncomfortable to see in this scene, twisting and twisting on the sofa, just like the diamond king watching the bronze three-dozen promotion match, and he couldn't help but go up and kick him down and get on himself.
"Stormtroopers, what they are best at is human strokes."
Fang Zheng is not surprised by this, it is not news that the Stormtroopers can't beat people, it's news that they can't fight people.
At this moment, the woman hiding behind Luke snatched the gun from Luke's hand, pierced the garbage chute next to him, and then rushed in, while the others followed suit.
"This kid is unlucky enough."
Looking at Luke's slightly tangled expression, Fang Zheng also smiled, and the orthodox story of an ordinary knight who rescued the princess and then married the two was completely different, although Luke was obsessed with Princess Leah, but there was no way to marry her. The reason is simple, because Princess Leah is Luke's sister......... Hahaha.........
Well? Thinking about it this way, isn't this the sci-fi version of Dragon Babu?
Wang Yuyan: I'm your sister!
Duan Yu: Noβββ!!
Duan Yanqing: I'm your father!
Duan Yu: Noβββ!!
In fact, in Fang Zheng's opinion, it was too simple for Darth Vader to make Luke desperate, just capture Princess Leah and ......... in front of him
Darth Vader: I'm your father!
Luke: Noβββ!
Darth Vader (Princess Leia): She is your sister!
Luke:.................. NOοΌοΌοΌοΌ
So, feeling the malice of the world and despairing of the world, Luke threw himself into the darkness, and everyone was happy, congratulatory, and Coca-Cola.
But then again, Luke is much worse than Duan Yu, but Duan Yu finally got married, but Luke was lonely and old, and he watched Leah marry Han Solo......... Well, if Duan Yu watched Wang Yuyan and Qiao Feng get married, most of them would have found a temple to become a monk.
No wonder Luke ended up living in seclusion and growing alone.
Thinking of this, Fang Zheng suddenly felt as if he had found the reason why Luke would not marry for life and became a dead house.
Just as Fang Zheng was thinking about himself, Luke and Princess Leah were chased by the Stormtroopers to a broken bridge, and then Princess Leah hugged Luke and kissed her, and then the two hugged each other and swung over with the help of ropes......... Well, at first glance, there is still a bit of a taste of close relatives X.
Seems quite exciting?
In the end, Luke and his party "successfully" escaped from the Death Star Fortress and quickly left in the Millennium Falcon. And Obi-Wan, just like in the movie, voluntarily turned into the Force after a duel with Darth Vader and disappeared into thin air.
"Shall we help them catch these people?"
At this time, the bee-eating Cao Qi also asked curiously, although it was very enjoyable to watch the wonderful chase scenes comparable to the movie, but the bee-eating Cao Qi is not a fool, the other party can be regarded as a prison escape and escape, if he can help catch those people, he must be able to sell a big favor to the Galactic Empire.
"No, they deliberately let these guys go, we just need to watch the show."
Fang Zheng shook his head, although it is a stalk that the Stormtroopers are masters of human body strokes, but the fact is that this "operation" was actually planned by Darth Vader from the beginning, otherwise how could those Stormtroopers behave like mentally retarded? In fact, Darth Vader has already installed trackers on the Millennium Falcon, and is now waiting for them to return to the base and then catch them all.
In fact, Princess Leah is somewhat aware of this, but she can't help it, because she needs to immediately crack the construction plan βββof the Death Star, the biggest terrible fortress in the Empire, and then find out its weaknesses, this kind of thing she can't do inside the Death Star, she can only return to her base. Therefore, even though she knew that she might be tracked, Her Royal Highness still chose to gamble.
Well, but anyway, it doesn't have anything to do with us, just watch the show.
"Squeakβββ"
Not long after Luke and the others fled, the door to the room suddenly opened, and Administrator Tarkin and Darth Vader walked in.
"Ah, distinguished guests, please come with me."
Tajin bowed respectfully to Fang Zheng.
"Is something wrong?"
"Oh, just a little accident, rest assured, everything is under control. You can now leave for Coruscant at once, where His Majesty awaits your presence. We're going to be on a mission next, and I'm afraid we won't be able to escort you any longer. β
"Well, that's ........."
Hearing Tarkin's answer, Fang Zheng was silent for a moment, frankly speaking, he could pat his ass and leave now, but the problem was that Fang Zheng knew very well what would happen if he left, and this Death Star would definitely not be saved. However, from Fangzheng's point of view, in the face of the threat from Chaos, the strength of his own side is of course as strong as possible.
Fang Zheng was not worried about whether the Galactic Empire would form an alliance with him, because it didn't matter if he was aligned or not, when Chaos invaded, it was obvious that they had one and only one choice. In this case, a powerful galactic empire is clearly in its own interests.
In other words, even if it is not aligned, the Galactic Empire is here to resist Chaos, and it will be able to buy time for the Alfalfa Galaxy and its own world, right?
"May I ask what you plan to do next?"
"This ........."
In response to Fang Zheng's inquiry, Administrator Takin hesitated, but still spoke.
"We're going to launch an offensive against the rebels, sir........."
"Well, excuse me, I'd like to be able to sit by, I wonder if you agree? Rest assured, I'm not going to express any opinions about your approach, I just want to be able to make some assessment and understanding of the power of the Galactic Empire. β
"Of course there is no problem."
Hearing this, Targin smiled, and it was clear that he was very happy to be able to show the great power of the Galactic Empire in front of the guests. Especially for guests from another galaxy, if they can feel the power of the Galactic Empire, then in front of the emperor, it will also be a great achievement.
"I will make contact with His Majesty the Emperor, please wait a moment."
As he spoke, Tarkin left, and after more than ten minutes, he reappeared in front of Fang Zheng with a smile.
"His Majesty the Emperor has agreed, please come with me, distinguished guests."
After this, under the leadership of Executive Tarkin, Fang Zheng and his party arrived at the control room of the Death Star, and at this moment, the huge artificial satellite was slowly rotating around a red planet.
"Currently we are orbiting the planet Yabby, and the base of the rebels is located on the moon of the planet Yabby."
While looking at the universe in front of him, Executive Takin also explained to Fang Zheng and the others.
"The next thing we're going to do is catch up with that satellite and destroy it."
"Wreck?"
Xiao Hei looked curiously left and right, and then asked.
"You're going to destroy that satellite? No problem? β
"Of course, lovely young lady."
Executive Tarkin smiled.
"As you may not know, this Death Star is the Empire's largest and most powerful weapon, powerful enough to completely destroy a planet, and no matter how cunning rebels hide here, they will not be able to escape our attacks."
"That's amazing."
Ying Lili was also quite surprised, but she didn't show any special concern. After all, it is not impossible for warships with similar abilities in the Blue Fleet, and in the mecha world, Ying Lili has also seen the scene of them destroying planets one by one, but she has long been used to it.
Hei and Illya were the same, not particularly surprised, but for Bee Eater, it was terrifying, and she frowned and stared at the screen.
"With such a big planet, you can completely destroy it?"
Compared to others, Beeeater Exercise was obviously more incredible about this, because she could clearly see that almost all the machines and equipment in this Galactic Empire fortress were still the model of the DOS system, which was naturally very rudimentary and incomprehensible to Beeeater Exercise. If you just look at these machines.,Bee-eating caustic prayer will only think that the other party's civilization is decades worse than the school city.γ
However, such a civilization can actually create a powerful weapon that can destroy a planet?
What are you kidding?,School City can't do it!
"Of course, you'll be able to see its power in no time, miss."
The bee-eating expression was clearly pleased with Executive Tarkin, who smiled again before turning his head to look at the screen. At this moment, a report came from the front command platform.
"Rebel planes have been spotted and are heading towards us."
Soon, everyone saw those petite X-shaped fighters flying through the universe and coming to the fortress to attack them.
"It's just a dying struggle, vulnerable."
Looking at this scene, Administrator Tarkin snorted lightly, and in his opinion, this was obviously the other party's dying struggle. However, Fang Zheng knew what they wanted to do, although the Death Star was a huge superweapon, it had a very obvious weakness, that is, it was connected to the reactor's exhaust port, as long as it could drop bombs through that exhaust port, it could detonate the reactor and blow up the entire Death Star.
It can only be said that civilization without shields is like this.
Watching the fighter burst into the surface of the Death Star and engage in a fierce battle with the turret, Fang Zheng yawned. If this is changed to the Heavenly Dao Palace, as soon as the Klein force field and shield are opened, you can rush in to hell.
But fortunately, Star Wars still came back to this setting, saying that the designers who designed the Death Star deliberately designed such a flaw, in order to destroy itβββ well, anyway, this is much better than a lot of final bosses stupidly popping up with such a design reason.
At least the rationality is still tenable.
And at the same time, on the screen, the base of the rebels gradually became visible.
"The target has seven minutes left in range."