Xie Lang was very depressed.

Everyone else has opened millions of vouchers, as well as Lamborghini, and even Shen Wanwan and Luo Qili, the two bastards, are tens of thousands of vouchers, why is his luck so bad?

Didn't you say that the winning rate is as high as 99.99%?

Could it be that I am the remaining 0.01??

Thank you for patronizing?

I'll fuck your sister!

Xie Lang was so angry that he vomited blood, after this wave of breakthroughs, he didn't earn a penny, not to mention, he also posted 1,000 QQ coins!

Gouteng company, ruin my youth, cheat me out of money, I want to report!!

At this time, the audience in the live broadcast room who saw this scene complained even more:

"Hahaha, did the dog hang your hand last night with a P eye? Nima, everyone else has opened something, thank you for your patronage, should your character be more "good"? ”

"Have you noticed that the eyes of the dog look a bit like Cai Xukun, so handsome."

Xie Lang immediately noticed the audience's barrage, and immediately frowned, and said seriously in the live broadcast room, "I found that you dog fans are getting more and more excessive, you can scold me for my poor character, but you must not say that I am like Cai Xukun!" ”

"That's it, please don't hack our family Kun Kun anymore, you don't know that our family Kun Kun was not afraid to play against San Francisco Kindergarten in the basketball league of S.BA country M last week, and barely dunked without defense, smashed the 1.6-meter children's frame, and slashed 2 points angrily! Although the game was lost 2-900 to San Francisco Kindergarten, he was a full-game VIP and performed very well, Ollie gave! ”

"Lawyer Cai Xukun's letter warns!!"

"Although I don't know who Cai Xukun is, I feel so awesome!"

[Wuhu Da Sima gave the anchor 1 blade (worth 100 yuan)! ] ——Back to the hand, a hundred yuan reward, the dog hangs to thank me, comfortable, this wave is not a loss! 】

"Capture Teacher Ma alive!"

"Hey, when did Mr. Ma come to see our dog hanging? I didn't even notice that it was too exciting just now! ”

This wave of killing alien fighting beasts directly made the real audience in Xie Lang's live broadcast room exceed one million, and it is still rising!

The viper walked up to Xie Lang's side at this time, "Hey...... My friend...... We can add a friend, and when we have time in the future, we can organize it together, and then clear the level behind the cataclysm......"

"Add me one."

At this time, the white man of tank M country in the team came over, stretched out a thumbs up to Xie Lang, and said, "Brother Lu, I have made a decision with your Chinese friend, and when I go to China in the future, I will definitely ask you to be my tour guide." ”

Xie Lang smiled, made an OK gesture at the other party, and replied, "I'm going to send out the map soon, I'll go out and add your friends later." ”

"Okay, there's a chance that we'll organize another wave of customs clearance next time.!"

"good.bye, my dear Lu!"

Bite!

As soon as the map was transmitted, Xie Lang heard the sound of the system.

"Congratulations to the player for breaking through the Biohazard Cataclysm and getting a chance to leap to the rank, the player's current rank: Brass of Valorant, and leapfrog to the rank - Indomitable Silver 1!"

"Players gain the League of Legends River King Tamu skill - Giant Tongue Whiplash!"

"Player, you've got the Startik Blade!"

Tongue Lash (Passive Skill): The player will have a certain chance to get points if the target is sprayed by the player, or even vomit blood to death, the player will get 100% points reward.

Startic: A utility weapon that grants a charge when the player summons a weapon, moves and attacks, and when the charge energy stack reaches its maximum, your next attack will cause an electric glow effect to multiple targets.

it!

Giant tongue whipping!

Startik Blade!

Xie Lang almost died of laughter when he saw the skill introduction.

Nima, it's worthy of being done by a lewd villain.

As long as you spray people, or poison tongue targets, there is a certain chance to get points?

And the Statik Electric Blade, isn't this an electric knife?

What a bumper harvest!

Hahaha.

Returning to the game hall and getting a lot of praise from the audience, Xie Lang straightened his crotch, turned around and asked, "Shen Wanwan, do you see me holding it, you see me take you through the Biochemical Cataclysm, do you see my dick?" ”

Giant tongue whiplash trigger!

"Player, you are suspected of being a thin woman, points +1! Current rank: Indomitable Silver 1, 30 points! ”

Not?

Xie Lang, who added this point, was a little inexplicable.

"Am I saying something wrong? Online, etc., urgently. ”

Shen Wanwan didn't react at all, and the whole person stood in the game hall, still in a daze.

She couldn't believe that she had been wandering in the black iron rank for three years, and today she was promoted to brass with this product!

Oh, my God.

Miss Ben has the strength of Brass 2!

It's more than enough to deal with a few scumbags now, right?

"Hold it, the dog hangs the dog and hangs you the most!" Luo Qili looked at Xie Lang with cute big eyes and said.

Then, she quickly got off the game, came to Xie Lang's live broadcast room, and brushed Xie Lang with 50 super rockets at one time!

100,000 RMB, just like that, I gave Xie Lang a reward.

Yu Yingying also felt that this man's live broadcast effect was good, and then sent a super fire.

At the same time, Shen Wanwan finally reacted.

When she found out that all this in front of her was not a dream, she suddenly had a bold idea: she wanted to rush up, hug Xie Lang, slam him on the face, and kiss him "fiercely".

But no, there are too many viewers.

Xie Lang could see it clearly, he clearly saw the joy and excitement on Shen Wanwan's face, and said cautiously: "Wanwan, do you see my cock?" ”

"Look at my dick?"

Well?

Shen Wanwan was much smarter than Luo Qili Bingxue, and when she understood Xie Lang's words at once, the anger in her heart suddenly couldn't stop rising and began to rise, and her big eyes stared at him viciously.

Live Room:

"What do you mean by seeing that I don't hold it, why is the young lady so angry?"

"I don't understand it either, is the dog hanging driving again, why can't I understand."

"Laughing pee, it turns out that the dog hangs also has a pure audience, 23333!"

"Dog hanging, where are you from, I'm going to find you Benxian, are you a fan? To be clear, I'm a man. ”

On the barrage in the live broadcast room, there were constantly various reward gifts 666, and everyone was amused by Xie Lang's sassy words.

Then, Xie Lang turned around again and faced the audience, "Do you all look at my dick?" If I don't hold it, I will ask you to kill the alien fighting beast alone, do you hold it? ”

"Hold it, and live 1 centimeter well."

", dog, I advise you to be kind, don't take our elementary school students badly!"

"It's really a lewd dog hanging anchor, and it really lives up to its name!"

While speaking, Xie Lang touched his nose and smiled at the audience in the live broadcast room: "Okay, audience, I won't continue to play with you, today's live broadcast is here, the bloody battle just now is too tiring... I'm going offline to rest now..."