Chapter 21: Naruto Uzumaki's Great Crisis
"Ahh I've bled a lot underneath, and if I bleed too much and die, you won't survive. ”
"You want to treat menstrual cramps with my chakra? Absolutely not, it's disgusting. Ah no, I mean, there's nothing I can do about this. This is not an injury in the conventional sense, it is a normal physiological response. Women come every month after they start to develop, and they get used to it when they flow. ”
Naruto Uzumaki was covered in a cold sweat: "How can you get used to it, do you know how painful it is?" It's a hundred times more painful than cutting an arm with a Wind Escape ̇ Spiral Shuriken. No, a thousandfold, ten thousandfold. I'm so sick right now, I want to die. Nine-Tails, if I die, I will definitely drag you to hell, you just wait for me to be buried. ”
Nine-tails gloated: "Don't worry, it's just menstrual pain, you will never die." And when you get married in the future, it will be more painful to break the membrane for the first time. But compared to the pain of being sealed all the time, it was nothing at all. ”
"The female will of your Uzumaki clan is very strong, don't embarrass the Uzumaki clan. Back then, Uzumaki Mito and your mother, Uzumaki Kushina, weren't like you shouting like you. ”
"You are a woman who can seal me, how can you be easily hit by menstrual cramps? Isn't my nine-tailed menstrual cramps as good as mere menstrual cramps? Are you kidding. You're insulting my Nine-Tails. ”
Naruto Uzumaki bared his teeth, "How can you get used to it?" I've said it several times, I was a man in my previous life. I'm never going to get married, and I haven't chased Sakura yet. Sakura-chan, for you, I won't die. ”
"Really? How come I don't remember such a thing? You say you're born again, how do I know if it's true or not? You said that you were a man in your previous life, why in my eyes, you are a woman in both physical and mental and spiritual form? ”
"Obviously, my spirit body was still yellow-haired at first, and then it became a red-haired female body, or did you tell me that body and soul affect each other, how could you not know? You're definitely taking revenge. ”
Since Naruto Uzumaki was reborn, he has also disguised himself to the end, and no one has accompanied him in the past 11 years (she?). Speak. So Naruto Uzumaki had no choice but to tease the Nine-Tails when he had nothing to do, talk to the Nine-Tails about his previous life, and ask about the Nine-Tails' past.
Naruto Uzumaki didn't know, and the Nine-Tails didn't really know or if he didn't know about his previous life. He felt that the Nine-Tails were one with him, and the Nine-Tails should have been reborn, but the Nine-Tails had always been a joke about what he had said. I don't really know.
Naruto Uzumaki has always taken the trouble to tell the Nine-Tails about his past experiences, so he feels that the Nine-Tails is taking revenge for disturbing the Nine-Bottoms to rest in the past, so he said cool things.
Nine-Tails is a little weak-hearted. He's really a bit vindictive. But not because of Naruto Uzumaki's harassment.
It's every woman of the Vortex clan who seals it, whether it's experiencing menstruation or breaking the membranes, he will deliberately restrain the chakra and make them suffer.
It's also one of the few means of fun and revenge. Nine-Tails usually doesn't dare to make any drastic moves, and if he accidentally kills the host, he will also die with him, so he will do his best to protect the human pillar force.
The Nine-Tails were a little glad that Naruto Uzumaki wasn't in the spirit world, so he wouldn't find him snickering.
Nine-Tails changed the topic and sneered: "The following ones are gone, and I still think about women, don't daydream." ”
"Nine-tails, you are so dirty, I didn't expect you to be such a nine-tails. You don't understand human love. ”
Nine-tailed and choked, he is not a tailed beast full of foul thoughts. He was not interested in human mating in the first place. But the host that can't stand him is a human, a creature that can come into heat all year round.
The Nine-Tails, who are sealed in the human body, are just well-informed, so they have something to say and have no scruples.
Naruto Uzumaki said weakly, "As long as there is love, gender is not an issue. If gender is an obstacle, I'll use transfiguration to become a man. It's a big deal to ask Tsunade to turn me back into a man in the future. Well, it should work. ”
Nine-Tails: "Didn't you say that Orochimaru's Immortal Transformation Technique can transfer the soul?" If you want to be a man so much, wouldn't it be nice to snatch this ninjutsu from Orochimaru and then take your body in this life? ”
"When are you going to meet Naruto Uzumaki in this life? No, it's Naruto Naruto now. Do you want to continue to escape? According to you, it was originally your body. ”
"Obviously twins, Naruto Bofeng enjoys the treatment of a hero's son, while you are a nine-tailed demon fox that everyone hates. Doesn't it feel unfair? Don't you want revenge? I can help you destroy the entire Konoha Village, make a big fuss, and then escape from this cage, why should I be wronged? ”
The Nine-Tails are bewitching Naruto Uzumaki again. Because he didn't have a good impression of the Konoha Village that sealed him, he was extremely disgusted.
Naruto Uzumaki smiled, "Nine-Tails, you don't have to think in vain. Since I was recognized by the people in the village in my previous life, I will definitely be able to do it in this life. The existence of Naruto can be regarded as making up for the regrets of my previous life. ”
"I avoided him, I just didn't want to get him in danger, and he could live safely and happily. Seeing him was like seeing the possibility of another life for me. I won't disturb his peaceful life. ”
Naruto Uzumaki said, "So, I will never allow anything that threatens Konoha Village. Now that I have been reborn, I will do my best to prevent future disasters that may occur. ”
"Speaking of which, he should be my only brother. Nine-Tails, do you know which of the two of us was born first? Who is the older brother and who is the younger brother? I guess I'm more mature, right? So he's the younger brother. I didn't expect that I also have a younger brother, and there are a lot of benefits to being born again. ”
Nine-Tails said faintly: "I don't know which of you was born first, and I don't know if Naruto will call you sister or sister in the future, anyway, you are either brother and sister or brother and sister." Brotherhood does not exist. ”
Naruto Uzumaki was stunned: "Nine-tails, you bastard, don't remind me of the fact that I'm a girl in this life?" Ahh You did it on purpose, right? You definitely did it on purpose, right? ”
The Nine-Tails inside the seal blinked with big eyes, and the mouth full of sharp teeth grinned, and it was okay to steal fun. Naruto Uzumaki should be the most interesting human pillar force. As for rebirth, the Nine-Tails thought it was possible.
Naruto Uzumaki didn't know yet, but the Nine-Tails knew that he was only a half-Yin Chakra. Originally, it was supposed to seal the yang attribute into Naruto's body, but Bo Feng Shuimen suddenly changed his mind.
Bo Feng Shuimen probably remembered that the Yang Attribute Nine-Tails followed the original Uzumaki Naruto to be reborn, so he sealed it with a ghoul and sealed it into the Grim Reaper's body together with the Yang Attribute Nine-Tails.