544 The lowly man and the supreme immortal

The little Taoist priest looked at him and said word by word: "Mud! ”

As expected, he saw it on Zhang Shendao's face, with a stunned and incredulous expression.

But he didn't expect Zhang Shendao's reaction to be so big!

Zhang Shendao jumped up, waved his hands, and hissed, "Impossible! No way! Even if the Forgetful Immortal is not an immortal or a demon, it can never be that thing. ”

He pointed at the little Taoist priest's nose and said angrily: "What is that thing, is he a man?" I'll go, he's not even a man! He is not as good as a pig and a dog, he was a shame for men in life, and he is a mess of stinky shit after death. How could a person like him be a high-minded and omnipotent forgetful immortal? ”

"In the Valley of the Immortals, how can the most humble guy be the most noble Forgetful Immortal?"

"Impossible, impossible!"

The little Taoist priest removed Zhang Shendao's hand, lowered his voice, and shouted, "Calm down, Brother Zhang!" ”

Zhang Shendao went around in the "Three Laughing Rooms": "How can you calm down?" How can someone be calm? What you're saying is the most incredible thing in the world, and your words are a big joke. ”

"yes, it's a joke!"

The little Taoist priest sighed, poured a cup of tea, and tasted the tea.

After a while, Zhang Shendao gasped, sat down, and said, "Okay, so-and-so has calmed down, tell me your reasons." ”

The little Taoist priest said: "Since I dare to say this, I have my own reasons. Although I can't be sure, I'm seventy percent sure that mud is the fairy who forgets worries! ”

"Reason one, has the mud always been in the Valley of the Immortals?"

Zhang Shendao replied: "On the first day he came to the valley, the mud was already in the valley, and he has been in the fairy valley for three years. So the mud is indeed very likely, and it has been in the valley all along. ”

"Second, does Mud never participate in the Immortal Ascension Conference and the Forget Worries Conference?"

"Naturally he doesn't have to participate, why should he participate?" Zhang Shendao shouted: "Mud he is not a forgetful person at all!" ”

"The forgetful people of the Valley of the Gods, who doesn't have great talent and fame, but what kind of thing is mud? The most useless and despicable person in heaven and earth. If such a person can also become a forgetful person, it will be the greatest shame for us! ”

"Third, in the Valley of the Immortals, is the mud the most favored?"

Zhang Shendao retorted: "Yes, Mud does live in the largest house, marry the most beautiful wife, and use the best everything, but these are all compensation given to him by the Forgotten Worry Fairy." The Forgetful Immortal said that the only person in the Valley of the Immortals who did not do evil was Mud, but this person who did not do evil was doubly humiliated. So he wants to make amends, which is 'punishing evil and promoting good'. ”

"Fourth, is the bamboo house where the mud lives closest to the temple?"

Zhang Shendao shook his head: "How is it possible?" Between the temple and the place of ascension, there is a mountain beam, and there is only a small opening on both sides that can be communicated, and that opening is very far from the mud. ”

The little Taoist priest sighed: "Think about it again. ”

Zhang Shendao thought for a moment and exclaimed, "Sure enough!" If you remove the mountain beam, all the bamboo houses in the valley, only the mud is the closest to the temple! ”

The little Taoist priest said: "There are these four reasons, in the Valley of the Immortals, the most likely person is the one who forgets the immortals, is it mud?" ”

Zhang Shendao fell softly on the chair: "The reason you said, although you can find an explanation." However, if you really want to talk about it, there is indeed no one in the Immortal Valley who is more suspicious than mud. ”

He got up and walked around the house: "There was once a king Luban in the Valley of the Immortals, who was very good at the art of organs. He is also one of the earliest forgetful people in the valley, so there are many mechanisms in the Valley of the Immortals. As long as you set up a hidden mechanism, cross the mountain beam, and go from the mud to the temple, it only takes a few dozen breaths to get there. ”

I also remembered that the person who had forgotten his worries was completely out of control at that time. If it weren't for the critical moment, the soulless guest beside the Forgotten Worry Immortal would take him down, and at that time, the mud would definitely be beaten to death, and it would never be spared. Now that I think about it, this matter is indeed strange, why did the Lost Soul Guest come to the rescue of Mud? The Lost Soul has always been around the Forgotten Worry Fairy, why was he able to save the mud in time? ”

"Also, also, if you really want to compare carefully, the body shape of the mud is indeed very similar to that of the Forgetful Immortal. If you put on that mask and put on that fairy robe, there is almost no difference between the two. ”

"Another one, Hongyan, Hongyan is too strange to appear. Normally, a person who forgets his worries has to stay in the land of forgetfulness for a year before he can go to the land of ascending to immortals. But as soon as Hongyan entered the Valley of Forgotten Worries, he was personally asked to go by the Forgotten Worries Fairy. When he reappeared two months later, he was directly given to the mud by the Forgetful Worry Fairy. ”

"When you think about it, there are a lot of doubts. This, this ......"

The little Taoist priest said, "You can believe it now." ”

Zhang Shendao stopped, but still shook his head: "No, I still can't believe it!" The master of the Forgetful Sorrow Person, who can manipulate us at will, will be mud, the slut who allows people to beat and scold, and can be humiliated at will! ”

"It can't be!"

The little Taoist priest sighed: "Yes, the mud disaster is indeed the cheapest slut in heaven and earth, and it is a person that you forget about your worries and can humiliate at will." But have you ever thought about it, in the land of heaven and earth, anyone may have it. Is there not a kind of person in this world who regards the pain inflicted on him by others in his body and soul as a pleasure in life? ”

Zhang Shendao jumped up and shouted, "How is it possible? How can there be such a person in the world? ”

The little Taoist priest retorted: "But don't you think that mud is such a person? ”

"Have you noticed that when he was abused, humiliated, and tortured by you, the mud was extremely painful and seemed to be painful on the surface, but in fact he was actually very excited and happy?"

Zhang Shendao shook his head desperately: "It's impossible, how can anyone feel excited when they are insulted like that." ”

The little Taoist priest said: "When Bu Wensan humiliated his face in front of the mud, and asked the mud to cooperate, the mud leaked. You're a man, you should know when a man is like that? ”

Zhang Shendao sat down on the ground in a daze.

The little Taoist priest said: "If the mud regards all the humiliation, it is a kind of happiness. In the Valley of the Gods, who is the most alive? ”

"It's mud!"

"When he doesn't wear a mask, he can enjoy your humiliation to the fullest and get the joy of life from it. When he puts on the mask, he can humiliate you as much as he wants, and then get the joy of life from it. You say, if he forgets his worries, he is unhappy, is he happy? ”

Zhang Shendao hissed: "Don't say it, I don't accept it, this is the biggest humiliation for me and other forgetful people, I can't accept it." ”

The little Taoist priest persuaded bitterly: "It is precisely because this matter is so unbelievable that no one dares to think about it, so the mud can enjoy everything recklessly behind his back, and manipulate everything proudly." ”

"Impossible, impossible!" A voice came.

The bodies of the little Taoist priest and Zhang Shendao stiffened suddenly.

Because this "impossible" was not said by Zhang Shendao, but from outside the house!

The two stiffened and turned.

The door opened, and in came a man, a man in a mask dressed in the dark.

An inspector!

The little Taoist priest's expression changed greatly!

He was so involved in arguing with Zhang Shendao that he didn't even notice that there were people outside the house!

Who is he? How long has he been here? What did he hear?

The little Taoist priest looked at Zhang Shendao. For today's plan, the only way to do this is to ask Zhang Shendao to make a move and behead this person.

He saw that Zhang Shendao's tense body relaxed after seeing the person who came.

Zhang Shendao said softly: "It turned out to be a junior brother." The junior brother was scared of so-and-so. ”

"Why is my junior brother here?"

This person is Zhang Shendao's junior brother, Li Shenjian?

A wry smile appeared on Li Shenjian's face: "Why is so-and-so here?" Senior brother, you have made a good move, a good trick. If you change to someone else, you will really be fooled by your senior brother. It's a pity that last night's other inspector was so-and-so. Even if the senior brother can hide it from the people of the world, how can he hide it? ”

Zhang Shendao said with a smile: "I knew it a long time ago, and I can't hide this matter from my junior brother." That's fine, you and I have always advanced and retreated together. This time, we also fought together against the enemy. ”

As he spoke, Zhang Shendao walked towards Li Shenjian.

But suddenly, a long sword appeared, across the two of them.

Zhang Shendao's face changed greatly, he took a step back, frowned and said, "Senior brother, what are you doing?" ”

Li Shenjian sighed: "If someone else dares to be so rebellious behind his back, and wants to be detrimental to the Forgetting Worry Immortal, a certain sword has cut his throat." It's a senior brother, and a certain person has left mercy under the sword. ”

Zhang Shendao looked at him and said in a cold voice: "So, the junior brother wants to take down a certain and dedicate it to the Forgotten Worry Immortal?" ”

"If you don't dare, please ask my senior brother to be arrested!" Li Shenjian said.

Zhang Shendao was furious, pointed at Li Shenjian's nose and scolded: "You are blinded by lard, aren't you?" You and I have been brothers for more than 30 years, growing up together, practicing martial arts together, exploring the rivers and lakes together, and coming to the Valley of the Immortals together. In the past 30 years, you and I have been inseparable, even closer than real brothers. And now, what do you say? You're crazy, aren't you? ”

Li Shenjian sighed: "I'm not crazy, it's my senior brother who is crazy." ”

"Please also ask the senior brother to catch this bold guy with his own hands, take the guilt, and kowtow to the Forgotten Immortal to confess."

Zhang Shendao shouted: "Capture him? In the Valley of the Immortals, only he can deal with the Forgetful Immortal. ”

"Senior brother, you and I know very well that I am just a puppet of the Forgetful Immortal. If we want to be normal again, he is the only hope for us. You're going to catch him? Senior brother, are you willing to be bullied like the Forgotten Worry Fairy all the time? ”

Li Shenjian shook his head: "A certain is not reconciled, but so what?" Forget the worries and immortals, the two of you act like this, in his opinion, they are just praying mantis blocking the car. The reason why he didn't move for a long time was just to see the jokes of the two of you. ”

"Senior brother, I don't know what kind of ecstasy soup this person poured on you to make you so crazy. Otherwise, how dare you slander the Forgotten Immortal behind your back, how dare you be unfavorable to the Forgotten Immortal? If you are not insane, how can you do such unwise things? ”

"Senior brother, a certain Ken asks you to arrest this person and bear the guilt. This is your only way to live, brother. There is only one way, and you have no choice! ”