Chapter 8: Luck and Alchemy
Li Mo rolled left and right, and slept until his waist was a little painful before he got out of the bed.
Lighting a cigarette, wearing only a pair of pants, he walked to the window barefoot and opened the curtain suddenly.
The blazing sunlight instantly illuminated the whole room, and when I looked at my watch, it was already ten o'clock?
He had already given the key to little Lucas's hapless child, so he could sleep until he woke up naturally.
I touched my lower abdomen, which had fallen and protruded, and inhaled violently to hold out a muscle, and then egged!
A little sad, he took out a bottle of beer from the refrigerator and poured a big sip comfortably, and took a puff of cigarette fiercely, feeling cute!
Last night, I tried the diesel generator set that had just been installed, and it was really a lot of energy! Completely satisfied him!
The Vampire Vine!
I sucked it hard, and it skyrocketed by another meter last night! It's a pity that the vampire vine also takes time to digest energy, so you can only take it slowly!
On the one hand, after swallowing and absorbing the special alloy steel, the strength and strength of the vines have made a qualitative leap.
A small life has another guarantee!
After humming a little song to brush his teeth, wash his face, clean up, and get dressed, Li Mo staggered downstairs.
business in the shop,
It's still so bad, not a single one!
Little Lucas was holding a law book, flipping through it and taking notes.
"Little Lucas! You look at the store, I'll go out and see if there are any business opportunities! ”
Ignoring the white eyes of little Lucas, Li Mo played with the bracelet, picked up the water glass and prepared to go out.
However, two people suddenly walked in at the door of the store, and Li Mo was so frightened that he almost threw the water cup as a grenade.
In broad daylight, hell alive!
Why are these two coming?!
It was Coulson and May who came in!
Seeing Coulson show his trademark friendly smile, Li Moxin said: Come, come, I believe you are a ghost!
Coulson flashed his ID, "Two, we are FBI agents, there was a murder in the neighborhood some time ago, did you see any suspicious people or objects?" ”
Li Mo was a little panicked, and kept spitting in his heart: I'm F, you're XX! If you have the ability, you can say the full name of S.H.I.E.L.D., and see that I don't laugh at you a hundred times! It turned out that the incident was exposed! Don't panic, don't panic! They don't know! They're stupid......
Thinking of this, without waiting for little Lucas to speak, Li Mo shouted at Coulson: "Mr. Detective, this is Hell's Kitchen!" Someone dies every moment! Robbery, drug use, gang vendetta, I can give you a whole bunch of examples! The thing is, It's none of my business! ”
After speaking, Li Mo also deliberately showed Mei a stupid expression that he felt disgusting.
Lucas Jr.: "............"
Coulson was a little stunned, "Okay, goodbye!" ”
Seeing the two turn around and leave, Li Mo was relieved, fortunately, Lao Tzu was clever!
After going out, Coulson said to May helplessly as he walked: "We have been here for a while, and we have visited everyone in the neighborhood to nothing!" Maybe it's just a passing superman! Things aren't right on Tony Stark's side, we're leaving! ”
Mei nodded, didn't speak, took a few more steps and suddenly stopped, "That's not right! ”
Coulson: "What's wrong?" ”
"Although the Chinese boss looked at me just now, his expression was squinting, but!" May looked at Coulson meaningfully, "His eyes are full of wariness!" ”
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In the next two days, Li Mo always felt that something was wrong, as if there was a sight always staring at him!
Did you overdo it that day?
Li Mo was a little worried, so he was stable for the past two days, and made an image of a diligent and conscientious Chinese boss. Not only did he terminate the new plan of refining medicine, but he didn't even dare to secretly recharge the vampire vine.
Li Mo's performance made little Lucas cry strange, why did the boss change again?!
Corner of a restaurant nearby.
May sat there stirring a cup of coffee boringly. After a while, Coulson walked in and sat across from her.
"He hasn't shown any abnormalities in the past two days!" Mei shook her head and said.
"I checked all of his profiles and it was very clean and there were no problems. There is only one thing, he is the wounded person in the Obadiah incident! Coulson said with a shrug.
"By the way, Tony Stark also saved his footage from that time!" Coulson said as he turned on the video playback on his phone.
The video is from the perspective of Iron Man's helmet: the explosions and chaos begin with a hand that grabs the ankle of the armor. Then, the face of the Chinese boss was revealed. I saw him raise his neck, spit blood weakly, and said firmly and persistently: "Bastard............ Money! ”
Mei was a little strange, "Nothing abnormal?" Why did Tony Stark keep this video? ”
Coulson shrugged, "Tony Stark found this image when he looked through the video afterwards. I don't know why, but he seems to be very happy. So much so that every time he is in a bad mood, he will always watch this video and laugh happily every time! He even made the video into a video, and specially invited Method Man, a member of the rap group Wudang School, to make the soundtrack! ”
"Boring Tony Stark!" May shook her head.
"No, actually!" Coulson couldn't hold on to his image and burst out laughing, "It's actually very funny!" ”
After saying that, he played the adapted video again:
Move times, move times......
Accompanied by the energetic black rap music, Li Mo in the video kept raising his head, vomiting blood, raising his head, vomiting blood... At the same time, a vigorous rap popped up:
Yo, yo, yo, yo,
Mother fuck you bastard, hurry up and pay me money!
Lao Tzu spit out a mouthful of you, auntie, hurry up and pay me money!
Lao Tzu's eyes can put laser light, you hurry up and lose my money!
Yo, yo, yo,
Money, money, money!
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Mei's eyes were a little straight, and it took a long time to come back to her senses, and she smiled bitterly, "Okay, it's my delusion!" This person...... It's just a ...... Ordinary people! ”
Li Mo, who was still frightened, didn't know that he had escaped a catastrophe. Of course, if the reason was known, he might have strangled Tony Stark!
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Stark Group Headquarters.
Top-level labs.
Another test was carried out, and the level of palladium in the blood has increased significantly compared to yesterday! Tony Stark was in a very low mood.
From an unstoppable playboy to a lucky getaway who re-examines his own unlucky bastard; From the much-anticipated Iron Man to the dying sick seedling.
Several big ups and downs in a short period of time are simply difficult for ordinary people to accept!
I'm Tony Stark, though!
I'm a genius!
I can think of a way!
Tony reinvigorated himself and tossed himself a cup of-smelling antidote.
He was about to pinch his nose and drink it, when he suddenly stopped again, "Jarvis, bring up my mood improvement video No. 1!" ”
Accompanied by Li Mo's blood-vomiting rap, Tony Stark gulped down the antidote.
Suddenly, he squirted half a cup of antidote from his mouth and nostrils with a pop, and then laughed so much that his stomach hurt and he bent over.
No matter how many times he watched it, he thought it was funny!
"Jarvis, when will Mood Improvement Videos 2 and 3 be completed?"
"Sir, improve the mood video No. 2 JAY-Z and Aminem have finished recording, No. 3 Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga are working intensively!"
“………………”
Sooner or later, Li Mo will strangle him to death!
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After Coulson and May left, Li Mo's unease of being stared at disappeared. But he still didn't dare to let his guard down, and wandered around the nearby streets for another two days with a large water glass.
Everything was ok, there was no uneasiness, no suspicious watchers, and Li Mo finally relaxed.
That same evening.
Li Mo continued his evolutionary cause.
After charging the vampire vine for an hour and devouring the special alloy steel the size of a basketball, Li Mo stopped.
Because he is entangled and fused with the soul of the vampire vine, he clearly knows where the limit is, and it can be said that he is a humanoid vampire vine.
Sitting in the studio, Li Mo started a new plan. Ever since he discovered that the vampire vine had the ability to absorb and change the properties of matter, an idea popped up in his heart, why not try to refine some elixir of Niu X?
The compensation he received after his injury was rapidly depleted at a speed that was visible to the naked eye, and he seemed to be indifferent on the surface, but in fact he was a little anxious. This is the new financial path he chose to open up.
Of course, he doesn't know how to do alchemy, and he doesn't have any things like Danfang Dan furnaces. I can only rely on the vampire vine to try indiscriminately.
In his plan, the elixir was to be sold secretly through the black market. What kind of pills sell best? Life-saving and aphrodisiac, of course!
At this moment there is a crisis in the Marvel world, in the chaotic Hell's Kitchen. You can be stabbed or shot at any time! There will be monsters that will hurt you! The battle of superheroes will affect you! How much is a life-saving pill worth?!
Not to mention aphrodisiacs, take a look at what Viagra brings to Pfizer every year! That's tens of billions of dollars in profits!
Thinking of this, Li Mo wiped his saliva and started directly! He took out a large bag of Chinese medicinal herbs that he had ordered from Chinatown two days ago, and put away the Western medicines that little Lucas had bought from the black market one by one......
What do you need after an injury? Uh, let's replenish my blood first! A handful of astragalus, salvia, and chicken blood vine. As for ginseng and ejiao? Leave it to VIP customers!
What else is needed? Whatever! Antibiotics, adrenaline, and coagulants! A little more pain-relieving......
Swallow all the drugs together with the vampire vine, squeeze and extract them in the vine, and then spend some energy to change the trait......
The vine's round belly squirmed, slowly becoming smaller, emitting flashes of bright light, and finally poofed out a dozen thumb-sized pills.
The pill is dark red, and it feels a bit silly and black. Li Mo scratched his head, "It's called...... It's called ...... Let's call it Dianabol! ”
In the same way, Li Mo added a bunch of Chinese medicinal materials for aphrodisiac and kidney tonic with Viagra, thought about it and added some hormones to refine more than a dozen pale yellow pills, and named them Yang Yiding Day!
After the pill was successfully refined, Li Mo was worried again. Good guys, this thing should... Possible... Probably... You won't eat the dead, will you?!