Chapter 15 Yamano Village Aunt
Wutai Mountain is more than 210 miles away from Yanmen Pass, in order to bypass the county seat, the carriage goes all the way to the west, and it is all the mountain paths, to the surprise of ordinary people, Xingche is very familiar with the terrain in this area.
Xiao Ye drove in front, Xing Che sat in the car with ordinary people, Xing Che was afraid that Li Jing would send someone to catch up, while commanding Xiao Ye, while guarding the back, ordinary people glanced at it, and lay down and fell asleep with a big grin.
Early the next morning, the carriage wandered all night, and when it reached the foot of a hill, Ono parked the carriage on the side of the road to pee, and Xingche yawned and jumped out of the carriage.
At this time, Chang Ren also woke up, stretched up with his hands tied, poked his head out of the window of the carriage and asked, "Old Xing, where is this?" ”
Xing Che tilted his head sideways and replied impatiently, "It should be that we have arrived at Mopan Mountain, there is a village called Fujiayao in front, let's go there to get some food." ”
"Lao Xing, I want to pee."
"Hold on!"
"Pee in the car, don't be embarrassed for a while."
Xing Che glared at the ordinary people, walked over and used the sword to pick up the ropes on the feet of ordinary people, and the ordinary people turned over and got out of the car, stretched their waists, pressed their legs, twisted their necks, and lowered their waists to make preparations.
"Hey, hey, hey! Aren't you in urgent need of urination? ”
"Hey, hey, bump all night, straighten up."
Ordinary people walked to the side of the tree, Xing Che stood behind with a sword and said with a wicked smile, "I don't see it, you are a big man like a woman, and your muscles and bones are quite soft."
After the ordinary people finished untying their hands, they shivered, "Hey! Lao Xing, I'm not good at being a man. "Ordinary people say that Chongyang Lao Tao has reborn himself, and who can understand the taste of death and life.
Xing Che said shamelessly, "Just like you, even if I am a good man, I can't be interested in you, I really don't know how you got a little beauty like the county lord." ”
"Brother is a temperamental man, alas, it is difficult to explain to you with your IQ."
Xing Che escorted the ordinary people back to the carriage, and suddenly felt that his lower abdomen was also swollen, so he handed the sword to Xiao Ye, "Who is that, yes, Ueno, look at him, I am also convenient." Xing Che walked behind the carriage.
Seeing Xing Che walking away, ordinary people glanced at Ono, Ono cut the rope of ordinary people, and the two jumped into the carriage and fled in a panic.
There was a shouting and scolding of Xing Che from behind, the two looked at each other and smiled, and ordinary people stretched out their hands and raised their middle fingers to the back of the car.
After escaping a few miles, a private house appeared on the mountainside, and Xiao Ye's stomach gurgled, and ordinary people felt that they were about to put their chests against their backs.
"Changrenjun, I don't think that person will catch up, right?"
"Well, he's injured in the leg, he shouldn't catch up, go ahead and get something to eat."
Ono's head nodded like a chicken pecking rice.
"Foodie!" Ordinary people laughed, grunt..., ordinary people touched their stomachs.
Next to him, Ono twisted his head in disdain.
The carriage slowly came to the hut, and the ordinary people and Ono parked the car.
"Throw the sword in the car, don't scare people!" Ordinary people see that Ono is still dressed in black, with a round waist and a fat body holding a sword and pestle there, a typical robber like, he didn't get anything to eat, don't let people fight it again.
From a distance, the hut is made of wooden planks, the wood has turned black and gray due to the wind and sun, there is a small courtyard in front, there is a simple toilet on the right, and there is a small wooden table in the courtyard, on which is a simple pergola, and a few women's clothes are dried on the shelves next to it.
Ordinary people stood beside the wooden fence and shouted, "Is there anyone in there?"
When the third voice was called, the crooked wooden door opened, and a village girl poked her head out, "What are you doing?" ”
"Passers-by, beg for a bowl of water to drink."
Ono glanced at the ordinary person and did not speak. Because Ono's Chinese is spoken with a Japanese flavor, ordinary people are not allowed to speak.
The village girl shrank back into the house, and after a moment came out with a kettle and two broken bowls, "Then come in," she said, putting things on the table.
Ordinary people looked at it, and the village girl in front of her was not tall, dark-skinned, and looked very ordinary, but her voice was crisp and refreshing, judging from her voice and body shape, she should not be very old.
Ordinary people and Ono came to the pergola, and it was not polite to have a bowl of water for one person.
Ordinary people were thinking about how to open their mouths to eat, and Xiao Ye's stomach grunted again, and the village girl smiled, "I'm hungry."
Ordinary people shook their heads, smiled and didn't speak, Ono glanced at him and thought, hypocrisy!
Xiao Ye didn't care about ordinary people, nodded at the village girl, the village girl looked at ordinary people, then looked at Xiao Ye, smiled and pointed at the two of them and said, "That's if you're hungry, if you're not hungry, then prepare for one person's share." With that, he turned around and went back to the house.
Ordinary people have black lines on their faces, Ono secretly rejoices, and the two are speechless.
The village girl returned with a coarse dough cake, put it on the table and smiled, "Eat, the fat ones are honest, the thin ones are pretending, where are you coming from this early morning?" ”
Seeing that there were four or five cakes on the table, the two of them couldn't care about their appearance, and ordinary people no longer pretended to be gentlemen at this time, and each person had a cake, grinning and eating wildly.
Ordinary people replied vaguely while eating, "We came from Xicheng Pass, went to Wutai Mountain to burn incense, met robbers on the way, and fled here." ”
"From Xichengguan?" The village girl glanced back at the wooden house.
Ordinary people ask, "What do you call a beautiful woman?" ”
The village girl Gaga's Yile "What a beauty, my name is Qing'er".
Ordinary people secretly said that Li Jing is also Qing, and everyone in this Warring States likes to be called Qing.
"Does the girl live alone?"
"How come, in this wilderness, I don't dare to live alone, I live with my aunt, her old man is not in good health, and she is lying in the house."
"Oh, then let the old man have a good rest", the ordinary person glanced at the dark doorway.
In fact, at the beginning, ordinary people felt that there seemed to be someone in the house, and the breathing seemed to be very weak, but now that I think about it, it may be that the old man is too old, and it is normal for the breathing to be weak.
"What do you call your guests?"
"His name is ordinary people, the history of the general of Xichengguan."
The three of them were startled and looked outside the courtyard, only to see Xing Che jumping down from the carriage, holding the short sword that Ono was holding just now.
"There's another distinguished guest." The village girl smiled.
"Oh? I didn't expect that there would be such a beautiful woman in this mountain and countryside, Lao Tzu has been undercover in the General's Mansion for so long, and today he can finally be happy and happy. Xing Che smiled lewdly, and had already pushed open the courtyard door as he spoke, "Girl, wait for me to take care of these two eyesores first, and then I feel sorry for you, hahaha." ”
Ordinary people sneered, "Lao Xing, don't you even have a sow, you won't let go of such a clown girl?" ”
"Oops!" Ordinary people covered their heads, and saw that the village girl was puffing up and didn't know when there was an extra burning stick in her hand, "You are a pig!" ”
"Well played! Brother Chang, at first glance, you are a pig man, you didn't see that although this chick has a dark face, the back of her neck is snow-white, her hands are slender, and her waist is soft. If I'm not mistaken, she should be a beautiful woman who has changed her appearance, and everything else can be disguised, but the body fragrance on the beauty can't be hidden from me Xingche. ”
Ordinary people suddenly looked at the village girl again and said, "It seems that my beautiful voice is not wrong." Alas! After eating your bread, drinking your water, and being beaten with your stick, it seems that Ono-kun and I can't run anymore. Girl, go back to the house, plug the door, and run if you have a back door. ”