Chapter 244 Fancy Girlfriend
Five minutes later, on the dinner table.
"Eat slowly, and if it's not enough, I'll go to the kitchen and make it again."
"Woohoo...... Ahhh......h
Although I really want to express my praise for the food in my mouth at this time, it is ...... One of the principles that Yicheng has always implemented is that "the best evaluation of food is to devour it in one gobble".
Of course, there is another reason for this...... He was worried that after he ate this meal, he didn't know how long it would take to eat the next one.
Soon, when Yi Cheng had eaten and drunk enough and collapsed on the chair with satisfaction, the apron girl who was holding her chin with both hands and looking at him with an ambiguous and attentive look on the opposite side of the small round table also stood up and came to him with a smile, and handed him a bowl of egg drop soup with a suitable temperature by the way.
"Whew...... Call...... You can drink it, it's not hot anymore. ”
"Ah...... Good. ”
Took the soup bowl and drank it all in one gulp, and then, when Yi Cheng was about to naturally take the toothpick handed over by the girl, he froze in the air because he suddenly heard the girl's next words.
"It's a refreshing experience to be able to eat, but overeating isn't good for your body."
"Uh...... I'm just too hungry, eat more...... Actually, it doesn't matter, right? ”
"No, no, all behaviors that are harmful to physical health must be resolutely prohibited!"
The girl put her hands on Yi Cheng's neck seriously, pouting and emphasizing word by word.
"Didn't Ah Cheng apologize to me very seriously just now? He also said that he would definitely listen to me in the future, or did he say ...... Ah Cheng, are you actually lying to me? ”
"Nothing like that!"
Yi Cheng, who was hugged by the neck, hurriedly expressed his determination.
"I promise to listen to you in the future! Overeating is the most annoying! ”
"Talking counts?"
"Words count!"
"Hmmm! That's it! Ah Cheng must strive to develop good living habits and be a healthy person! ”
"Oh!"
"Because I really like Ah Cheng very much, both of them have to live a long life, so that they can live together for a long time!"
"Oh!"
"Come, Ah Cheng and I raise our hands together!"
"Oh oh oh!"
So next, the two people who "want to be healthy people and live a long life together" danced in the living room to increase the number of people who consume food...... Well, the picture is really a bit unbearable to look at.
But...... For Yi Cheng, perhaps, this is the initial state of the so-called "everyday" that he has been accustomed to in the past two years.
"The question comes down to ...... Sure enough, I'm still not used to it. ”
Finally able to rest for a while, sitting on the sofa, looking at the girl who had retied her apron and started to busily wash the dishes and chopsticks and tidy up the room, Yi Cheng smiled bitterly and sighed.
I don't know what kind of virtue my ancestors have accumulated in my life, so that he, who was destined to be lonely for a lifetime, was able to successfully get out of the group during college and have such a girl who can be evaluated as a "perfect girlfriend" as a partner.
As Fang Cai said, she never loses her temper, nor does she make her temperament awkward like an ordinary girl, although she occasionally spoils, but most of the time she will be obedient to Yi Cheng.
Moreover, as a model of "perfect girlfriend", she has mastered all the skills that a housewife should master, including housework, cooking, tailoring, etc., and each of them has reached a perfect score of 10 in Yi Cheng's opinion, and the most important thing is that she will never ask Yi Cheng to help with housework, even if he tries to do it on a whim one day, he will definitely be resolutely stopped by the girl.
It's like the Yamato Nadeshiko that countless men dream of, and since he can go out of the hall and into the kitchen, any requirements for men will be met, and he is so virtuous that he is the best candidate......
Sounds wonderful, doesn't it? At least before he experienced all of this, Yi Cheng actually thought so.
But ah, it's such a girl who is so perfect both on the outside and on the inside, so perfect that it can't be described in words, as if it will bring happiness to people, sparkling, in fact...... It's the most terrifying existence in the world!
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Night.
"Yo, protagonist, good evening!"
The field savior on duty in the Savior's Management Office today is a girl codenamed "Dragoon" - who is bored flying around the chandelier in the center of the ceiling.
"Oh......"
Weakly agreed, Yi Cheng, who was limp all over, threw himself on his seat, and then put on an ugly posture, just looking up at the dragoons who walked away from time to time.
"I'm like a moth...... I knew it was a fire pit and I still had to throw myself into it...... I'm so stupid, really ......"
"Huh? What's the matter, boy, he looks listless. ”
Soon, the dragoon, who noticed Yi Cheng's abnormality, flew over with a grin, and after a gorgeous wave of benefits around Yi Cheng's head, he sat down on his desk.
"Alas...... It's hard to put into words. ”
Yi Cheng glanced at the dragoon's big white legs, but it was obvious that he was still not interested.
"Hmm...... Let me guess ......."
Seeing his appearance, the dragoons became even more curious.
"Still resentful of work assignments?"
"That kind of thing...... Since it's all happened, what else is there to say. ”
Anyway, as long as there is a chance in the future, I will definitely clean up that woman!
"That'...... I guess I think of your lovely friends - by the way, I just received an autographed book from Mary Sue, so I helped open it and accidentally got it dirty......"
"Well, I'll give it to you."
Well, although the girl's hopes have been revealed...... Anyway, that kind of pure friendship between men and men or something, it's really not suitable for him to see.
"Hey, hey...... Thank you so much, I will treat you to a big meal after work, I love you! ”
After giving Yi Cheng a flying kiss in the air, the dragoon suddenly remembered a possibility.
"Wait a minute...... Teenager, you can't be out of love, right? ”
"Nothing like that......"
Or, if it's really a broken love, maybe the situation will be a little better than it is now?
Seeing that the curiosity of the dragoons had exploded to the limit, and even began to reveal the subtle attitude of "If you don't confess to the old lady, I will take you out to fly around the imperial capital for a week", Yi Cheng sighed deeply and began to truthfully explain the situation he was facing.
"I told you, I actually have a girlfriend."
"Huh? I think I said it...... What, could it be that you quarreled with your girlfriend? ”
"No, what can I say......"
Yi Cheng tried his best to organize his language.
"Although she is very nice and considerate of me, she ...... I always feel that the life philosophy of the two of us seems to be a little incompatible. ”
"Life philosophy?"
"Hmm...... For example, I like to sleep lazy, too lazy to eat breakfast, clothes that are not too dirty and will never be replaced, dirty clothes will be saved up and kept together to fill the washing machine, I like things with heavy tastes when eating, I like big fish and meat, I must drink cold drinks, I can take the car when I go out, I will never walk, I will never cut my hair and shave until I have to......"
"Hmm...... Hmmm......"
After listening to Yi Cheng say such a lot of so-called "life concepts", the dragoon also nodded his head.
"I also think it's a good way to live – except for a little bit of a difference."
She pointed to the hem of her skirt.
"Other people's underwear, but they are changed every day!"
Now isn't the time to say your undisciplined fat times!
Being interrupted by the dragoons like this, it took Yi Cheng a long time to reorganize his thoughts back to the problem at hand.
"I know these habits aren't good, but ...... Anyway, I've been used to it for so many years, and if you think about it, even if you have these inconsequential bad habits, you won't die, right? But my girlfriend apparently doesn't think so......"
"Oh? To put it this way...... Is it that she likes to control you and restrain you, so you feel bored? ”
"I can't say I'm bored, and besides, she never disciplines ...... with that particularly tough attitude."
Speaking of this, Yi Cheng shook his head helplessly again.
"On the contrary, this is what makes it even more difficult, after all, from the bottom of my heart, she is actually for my good ......"
"Oh, that's it...... It sounds complicated. ”
The dragoons shook their heads for a long time, as if they had empathy for them, but they didn't seem to listen to them at all.
"So, this time...... It's also because of this kind of thing? ”
"No, no, no, she never messes with me, and every time I lose my temper because of this kind of thing, she won't bother with me, speaking of which, it's really my greatest luck to have such a girlfriend......"
"Wait a minute."
The dragoon suddenly interrupted Yi Cheng's words, held his chin with his hand, and stared at him seriously for a long time.
"Why do I suddenly feel ...... Are you just showing off your girlfriend? ”
"The problem isn't here at all!"
Yi Cheng slapped the table hard, trying to force the conversation back in the original direction.
"Do you think, if there is such a person now, you must get up on time at 6 o'clock in the morning and go to bed on time at 8 o'clock in the evening, you must eat breakfast, lunch and dinner on time and pay attention to the nutritional balance, wash your hands before and after meals, brush your teeth in the morning and evening, you must shave every day, take a bath and change clothes, you must drink warm and white water regularly, eat more vegetables and eat less meat......"
"Hey, hey, hey?! That...... Then you might as well just kill me! ”
Sure enough, the dragoons also let out a mournful cry that matched Yi Cheng's heart.
"Actually, that's not the most critical ......"
After a heavy sigh, Yi Cheng finally explained the most critical problem he was facing now and the girl in front of him.
"My girlfriend, she'...... I am not allowed to work the night shift. ”
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