Chapter 157: Playing Dead
The real Shennong Valley medical team is not in the Shennong Medical Hall in the Seven Kills County at this moment, so the current Shennong Medical Hall only has six third-rate Shennong disciples, who are responsible for treating the people with some ordinary typhoid fever and miscellaneous diseases.
Two second-rate disciples sit on the highest floor of the medical hall, responsible for treating internal injuries and external injuries to some people and players.
Chu Yuhan is one of these two second-rate disciples, and in the absence of the old master, the Shennong Medical Hall is basically Chu Yuhan alone.
At this time, there were only two or three NPC civilians in the Shennong Medical Hall who came to see the doctor, and they were directly handled by the ordinary Shennong Valley disciples on the first floor.
When Li Bad walked into the medical hall, a disciple of Shennong Valley directly led him up to the second floor and went to the rest place of the master.
Walking to the door, Li Gang waved his hand to take the Shennong Valley disciple who led the way, and then rubbed his hands and knocked on the door with a wicked smile, "Is that Doctor Chu here?" I'm here to see a doctor. ”
Li Bad deliberately lowered his voice, so Chu Yuhan in the room didn't hear his voice, and said according to the past, "Please go to the first floor to register first, and then go upstairs with the number for treatment." ”
"That Doctor Chu, I've already registered on the first floor, can I come in now?" Li Bad pretended to be a weak voice and said.
"Huh? Hung up? Then why don't any disciples from this sect bring you here? Chu Yuhan in the room asked suspiciously.
Li Bad thought for a while and made up, "There are too many patients on the first floor, and they can't be busy, so I let myself come up by myself." ”
After he finished speaking, there was silence in the room, and after a long while, Chu Yuhan's cold voice came out of the room, "Since that's the case, then you can come in first." ”
"Okay."
As soon as Li Bad opened the door, the intuition on the battlefield instantly turned on the warning, and he looked up, but the place where Chu Yuhan was sitting was empty.
There was only one light machine mounted there, and a silver-white silk thread tied to the crossbow hook was just connected to the door of the house, and as Li Bad pushed the door open, the white line was pulled, and three light machine arrows shot directly at his front door.
"it!" Li Bad roared, and the next moment the spear was launched, and the seven detectives of the snake were launched, and seven blood-red spear shadows shot out, driving away the three crossbow arrows that were oncoming.
Just as Li Bad was wiping his cold sweat and looking around for Chu Yuhan's figure, he heard a cold female voice behind him, "Shameless thief, dare to trespass into the land of Shennong Valley, is there no one in Shennong Valley?" Look at the sword! ”
"Damn, I'm flashing!"
Li Bad took a big step to the left, dodging the fatal blow of the woman behind him, and then put away his gun and changed his fist, and changed to Tai Chi to gesture and attack the woman with a sword.
"Tai Chi! …… Collapse? Xiao Han! I'll go! ”
Li Bad's most powerful move, "Taiji Collapse", was just about to be played, when he saw that the woman who attacked him behind him just now was not Chu Yuhan or who?
Li Bad found Chu Yuhan, and Chu Yuhan also discovered him, his delicate little face was full of panic, and he hurriedly turned his long sword around and dodged to the side.
"Close!"
Li Bad shouted, endured the pain, and forcibly took back the punch that had been sent out.
Forcibly retracting the momentum is equivalent to attacking yourself with the moves you have made.
At the moment when Li Bad vomited blood, he was still thinking, "Why did Xiao Han attack himself?!" ”
Seeing Li Bad vomiting blood, Chu Yuhan was also flustered, and hurriedly ran to Li Bad's side, and said tremblingly while supporting Li Bad, "Badass, are you okay, badass!" ”
Originally, Li Bad was fine, at most there were some internal injuries, but after seeing Chu Yuhan's panicked appearance, Li Bad's stomach began to bubble out.
He pretended to be very injured and said, "Xiaohan, you, why are you beating me!" ”
"Woo woo, you're okay scoundrel, I didn't mean it, I didn't mean it!" Chu Yuhan was so frightened by Li Bad that he cried out at this time.
Seeing that the time had come, Li Bad smiled inwardly and said, "Xiaohan, I'm so cold, hug me, okay?" ”
"Okay, okay, you're all right, woo." Chu Yuhan hugged Li Bad and said while crying.
"Don't cry, I'll feel sorry if you cry." Li Bad looked at Chu Yuhan crying into tears, and thought to himself, would he be doing this too much?
But my daughter-in-law's arms are really comfortable, hehe.
Li Bad rubbed hard in Chu Yuhan's arms, especially when he touched the two soft places, the feeling was so cool that he flew up.
The sad Chu Yuhan didn't feel Li Bad's almost perverted behavior, and kept holding Li Bad tightly in his arms and crying bitterly.
In fact, if the player dies in the game, it will only drop one level of experience, and if it dies five times, it will only lose one level of cultivation, and it is impossible to disappear forever.
But the brain circuits in the head of a girl in love are not at all the same as normal, and with the addition of Li Bad's "good-intentioned" little lie, Chu Yuhan's current brain has no ability to think at all.
I didn't even think that the player was immortal in the game.
"Woooooooooo
Li Bad, who couldn't hold back anymore in Chu Yuhan's arms, raised his head and blocked his daughter-in-law with his mouth to continue crying.
At first, Chu Yuhan was stunned at first, and let Li Bad wantonly attack her lips, and then Chu Yuhan thought about it and finally came back to her senses.
How can a person who is dying use so much force when he kisses others? It's obvious that Li is bad and pretending to be dead!
Chu Yuhan, who was angry, opened her eyes wide, and took advantage of Li Bad's tongue to bite down.
"Ah!!h
Li Bad, who had a crooked tongue, covered his mouth and said bitterly, "Xiaohan, what are you doing!" Murder of your own husband! ”
I saw the corners of Chu Yuhan's mouth twitch, and he punched Li Bad on the chest and said, "I'll let you play dead and lie to me!" Bite you to death! ”
At first, that tongue-biting was nothing to Li Bad, but Chu Yuhan's heavy punch in the back could be regarded as beating him to the ground.
Originally, there were not many internal injuries, but under Chu Yuhan's punch, it expanded infinitely.
"Poof!"
Li Bad didn't hold back, spit out a mouthful of old blood, since playing the dynasty, whether it was fighting for hegemony in Fengyang, crusading against the Yellow Turban, or the silver mine blockade, he had never been so injured.
I didn't expect to fall into the hands of my daughter-in-law this time.
Li Bad looked at Chu Yuhan with a painful expression and said, "Xiao Han, you really want to murder me!" It hurts me to death, oops! ”
Chu Yuhan grabbed Li Bad's ear and said with a sneer, "Tut-tut, why didn't I find out that you were so good at acting before?" Come on, come on, you're in pain, right, Miss Ben will treat you. ”
As he spoke, Chu Yuhan grabbed Li Bad's left hand and launched the Shennong Valley secret technique "Pulse Technique".
A green light lit up from Chu Yuhan's hand and gradually entered Li Bad's body.