Chapter 23: I Forgot What I Ate
Looking at the travel expenses paid by Liu Xie for Guan Yu in his hand, a piece of mutton fat jade, Tianyu felt a burst of amusement.
"Guan Yu actually betrayed Liu Bei and switched to Liu Xie, which is really interesting."
After receiving Liu Xie's red envelope, Tianyu immediately teleported Guan Yu to him, anyway, he adhered to the principle that he was a fool if he didn't take money, and his life and death were his life.
As long as it's good for himself, as for what will become of the Romance of the Three Kingdoms World and the Three Kingdoms World, he doesn't bother to care.
To put it mildly, the only thing that can be done in that world is to be the captain of the transportation brigade, fill your pockets, and don't think about strength or anything at all.
Luffy (Fighter): "The group leader is big, can you give me a monster to eat, I'm hungry." ”
“……”
"Didn't you get two hundred sheep and horses from Liu Xie last time, and you finished eating?" Seeing Luffy's message in the group, the corners of Tianyu's mouth twitched.
Give you a monster to eat, I haven't seen it except in the bowl, how can I give it to you, steal or rob? You ate a plate of chili stir-fried meat last time and you were addicted, right?
Luffy (Fighter): "Because the snow that Zoro borrowed money from Nami to buy was given to the group leader by me, so Nami sold my sheep for money, and I have been hungry for a long time, so I begged the group leader to give me meat." ”
"Luffy, it's time to eat!" Walking out of the kitchen, Sanji shouted with five or six plates of fragrant dishes: "Freshly baked braised horse shank, and honey drink." ”
"Oh, I'm coming!" Hearing Sanji's words, Luffy immediately jumped off the pole of the boat, grabbed a plate and poured it into his mouth, sending messages to the group as he poured.
"Group leader, I'm really hungry, I'm dying."
Tianyu: "......"
Nima, if it weren't for the fact that labor and management have the authority to supervise, they can see what you are doing, and they almost believe you.
Liu Xie (ordinary person): "Lu Zhuangshi, you might as well come and be a general for me, I have food here." ”
I had long wanted to win over Luffy, who could grow and grow at will, and when he saw him shouting hungry, Liu Xie immediately spoke out, although Luffy's amount of food was really amazing, and it could be said that he was non-human, but as an emperor, Liu Xie was confident that he could still fatten him up.
"Don't, I'm going to be the man of One Piece!" Swallowing a horse leg in one gulp, Luffy refused without hesitation.
"Alas!" Sighing heavily, Liu Xie said: "Okay, if Zhuangshi Lu changes his mind one day, I am welcome at any time, I will go to meet General Guan first, everyone is out of company, the group leader is big, Liu Xie will retire." ”
"Luffy, help me buy a set of solar information collection equipment, here's the list." After Liu Xie left, Tianyu directly sent a note to Luffy, which was a series of requirements for the performance of the equipment, believing that with the technological level of the pirate world, he would definitely be able to buy this kind of thing.
"Shopping?"
With a palm in his hand, a note appeared in his hand out of thin air, looking at the rows of words on it, Luffy seemed to be reading it very seriously, for fear that he would miss a little bit and fail to meet the requirements of the group leader.
Half a minute later.
"Nami, help me buy back what the group leader asked for a lot, I can't understand it." Handing the note to Nami, Luffy said with a serious face.
Nami: "......"
Others: "......"
You can't understand that you are watching there for a long time?
"I'll see." I have long known that Luffy has entered a magical communication group, and Nami is also a little curious about what the group wants to buy.
"Is he planning to open a company?" Looking at the list made by Tianyu, Nami wondered.
This kind of information equipment is not only needed by the country, but also by various companies, otherwise it is useless at all, why do you want other people's information to verify.
"I don't know, Nami, go buy it." Shaking his head, Luffy said seriously.
Looking at his hand that he didn't intend to raise in the slightest, Nami's eyebrows trembled violently, and she said angrily, "Money, where is the money?" What about the money to buy these things? ”
"Didn't you sell the sheep?" Luffy pouted and said.
"That's the compensation you gave away Xuego, you must know that Xuego was bought with my money!" A punch hit Luffy in the face, and Nami said viciously.
"Beauty, do you think this money is enough?"
Just as Nami was about to continue beating Luffy, a voice suddenly sounded above everyone's heads, and when they heard the voice, they saw a pile of scattered gold coins falling from the sky and smashing on Luffy.
Being hit by thousands of gold coins, Luffy instantly fell on his stomach, but instead of getting hurt and complaining, he showed his trademark smile, "I'm a rubber man, it doesn't hurt!" ”
"This ......" Seeing Luffy wrapped in gold coins, no, it was the gold coins wrapped around Luffy, Nami's eyes instantly turned into a $ shape.
"Isn't it enough?" Seeing that Nami had been standing there without speaking, Tianyu frowned.
"Beauty, do me a favor, you must be kind if you are so beautiful, I will introduce you to a boyfriend one day." Tianyu turned on Luffy's voice speakerphone and said to Nami beside him.
"I want to be handsome and rich!" Hearing Tianyu's words, Nami immediately raised her head and shouted.
"No problem!" snapped his fingers, and Tianyu responded boldly.
Although Luffy is a bit stupid, he is also quite handsome, right, as for the money, the money he gets along the way is under your control, and there is no way to spend it, so as long as you don't carelessly let him find the key to the safe, he is definitely a rich man.
Such a good official match is introduced to you, no thanks!
"Miss Nami!" Hearing that the group leader said that she wanted to introduce a man to Nami, and instead of refusing, she made a request for a man, Sanji suddenly became anxious, and he felt that he had to do something, so he ran to Nami.
"Then I'll do you a favor!" Throwing Luffy away, Nami began to pick up money, those equipment is about fifteen hundred gold coins are enough, there are at least two thousand here, and she still earned it.
Bang~
Luffy, who was thrown away, directly knocked over the running Sanji, and the brothers had Venus in their eyes together, so much strength.
"Idiot." Seeing that the two big men were all killed by Nami in seconds, the road idiot Zoro underestimated.
"Thank you, beauty, please hurry up!" Seeing that Nami agreed, Tianyu said like a good child.
"Don't worry, we'll be in the next town in ten minutes, and I'll go shopping as soon as I get ashore, and I'll let Luffy send it to you in an hour." Loading all the gold coins into the box, Nami waved her hand and smiled.
"Ahh Shaking his head, just coming to his senses, Luffy asked puzzled.
Bang!
Another punch in the face, "You have a problem with my words?" Nami asked viciously.
"Nope." Luffy, who had a blue nose and swollen face but no pain at all, said as if taking an oath: "I listen to Nami!" ”
"Good!" Patting Luffy's head, Nami was very satisfied with such an obedient captain.
"Then I'll wait for good news!" With one last word, Tianyu retreated from the communication group, and then moved his gaze to the top of the Yunlan Sect, the brightly lit hall.
"An hour, just to go to the Sect Master's Hall."
Looking at the super moose sitting on his shoulder, Tianyu smiled and said, "Bighorn deer, come with me for a freehand mountain climb!" ”
"Okay, Operation Moose, Mountaineering, Go!" Hearing Tianyu's words, the super moose immediately flew up, waving his hands and shouting passionately.
"Let's go!" After saying a word, Tianyu immediately kicked his legs and jumped out.
"Ah, you Rippie!" Pointing to Tianyu's back, the super moose said, and then he quickly landed on the ground and started running, saying that it was freehand, so naturally it could not fly.
In this way, one person and one deer rushed towards the highest hall of the Yunlan Sect under the moonlight, completely forgetting the disturbed dinner.
"Hey, I suddenly remembered, why is the voice of the group leader like a child?" Meanwhile, Nami from the world of pirates raises a question.
Blinking, Luffy, who was sitting on the ground eating horse meat, looked back at her and said, "The group leader is originally a child, he looks about ten years old, well, it's delicious!" ”
"Wait!" Before Nami could scream, Luffy suddenly became serious, "I seem to have forgotten something, but I can't remember it for a while, what is it?" ”
Half a minute later.
"I can't remember, forget it!" Shaking his head, Luffy continued to eat the horse meat in his hand.
Something to forget...... There is no Warcraft meat in hand.