264 A bloody case caused by a stinky fart

Qingcheng Liujian has seen many officers and soldiers, but he has never seen such officers and soldiers.

First, more than ten horsemen galloped like the wind, sealing the post station left and right. Then dozens of officers and men arrived quickly, walking briskly, and the formation was roughly neat. After arriving at the post station, they naturally returned to their place, everything was in order, and there was no chaos at all! Let people see it, sigh, my Great Song is also like a male soldier.

Grandpa Yue's Yue's army back then, but that's the case!

It's just that the Song-Jin border is still peaceful now, where did this kind of veteran of a hundred battles come from? And so elite, not on Lizhou Road, why did you come to Chengdu Mansion?

When Qingcheng Liujian was hesitating in his heart, the officers and soldiers were surrounded by two generals who came galloping.

After dismounting, the leader of the scarface pressed the long sword on his waist and shouted: "Listen, everyone, a certain person has come here to arrest important criminals by order of the imperial court. In order to prevent leakage, everyone is not allowed to leave immediately. If there is disobedience, shoot and kill! ”

Jian Wu is the most irritable, and when he hears the anger, he wants to pull his sword. But behold, the other brethren knew of his nature, and pressed him to death, so that they even shut his mouth.

The scarface glanced at Jian Wu coldly, and said, "It's another Jianghu man who doesn't know the height of the sky and thinks he is invincible in the world." ”

Pressing the sword and sitting down, Scarface asked, "Those two thieves, must they pass by here?" ”

The beard beside him replied: "From Danling to Chengdu, this is the only way!" According to the spies, at most half an hour, those two will definitely come here. ”

Qingcheng Liujian was already suspicious in his heart, but when he heard it, "two thieves", "from Danling to Chengdu", I will go, this, this is talking about, it will not be the eldest aunt and eldest sister!

At that moment, the six swords didn't dare to speak, and pricked up their ears to listen.

But I heard the scarface snort coldly: "I don't know what the adults above think, just two thieves, actually mobilized me to choose the front army." Really, killing chickens with a knife. ”

The beard smiled bitterly: "General Liu is not careless. Of these two, one of them has ordinary martial arts. The other person is a rare master in the rivers and lakes, and he is afraid that he is still the first master among the younger generation. ”

Scarface sneered: "When it comes to fighting alone, she can be the best." But under the battle formation of my selection of the front army, not to mention the first young master in the rivers and lakes, what can I do if I am the first master in the world, but I am just a local chicken and a dog. ”

Hearing this, how could the Qingcheng Six Swords still have doubts, and they were naturally sure that these officers and soldiers were going to ambush here, the eldest aunt and eldest sister.

In front of the eldest sister's divine might, the average officer and soldier are just hundreds, and I'm afraid it won't be of much use. But this group of officers and soldiers?

The beard smiled bitterly: "I know that General Liu is good." But it's always good to be careful in everything, otherwise the boat capsizes in the gutter, and this responsibility is not small. ”

Scarface said proudly: "Hmph, three thousand vanguard troops, I will bring all the two hundred elite soldiers among them, including fifty armored warriors. Regardless of this, I also brought seventy high-quality crossbows, including twenty divine arm bows, and even ten heavy bed crossbows. This kind of battle can be broken even by a thousand gold soldiers. What is the point of just two people? ”

He smiled and said, "The general is very right. But those two have good horses, and one of them is even more light. Isn't it a pity that this carelessness is not completed? ”

Scarface thought about it, too, and said, "Well, you go and arrange it." ”

The beard was overjoyed: "Okay, a certain arrangement is appropriate." Discipline those two people, as long as they step within thirty feet of the post station, they will die without a place to be buried. ”

At that moment, this bearded man gave orders, where to arrange the divine arm bow, where to ambush the armored warriors, where to arrange heavy bed crossbows, where to arrange elite archers, the arrangement was really leaky.

Qingcheng Six Swords only sweated when they heard it, and they were sure in their hearts that as long as they entered this encirclement, not to mention the eldest aunt with sparse martial arts, she was the eldest sister with unparalleled swordsmanship, and she would definitely die!

After all, no matter how high the swordsmanship is, no matter how strong the internal force is, but after all, it is the flesh, how much use can it be in front of a strong crossbow and a strong bow?

The six of them were very anxious in their hearts, but at this time, the post station was already surrounded, let alone going out to ventilate and report the news, they couldn't even move around. What can they do in this situation?

endured and endured, and finally waited until Scarface and Beard left.

Jian San lowered his voice and said, "What should I do?" ”

Jian Si said: "The five buddies are covering, the second brother, you have the best light skills, go out and report a message." ”

Jian Er's eyes widened: "At least a dozen officers and soldiers are staring at it, you sneak out and try it." Don't say it's light work, even if you can drill into the ground and fly, I can't suddenly disappear in front of so many people! Hmph, it's all because of the impulsiveness of the old May Day, which attracted the attention of those two guys, otherwise there might be some chances. ”

Jian Wu's face turned red, gritted his teeth and said, "I gave up this life, and the killing will go out." ”

Jian Yi whispered, "Nonsense! Not to mention the veterans of a hundred battles, even dozens of thieves, with your kung fu, you can only fight the grass and surprise the snake. ”

Jian Liu's eyes lit up and he asked, "Boss, don't you have the Cloud Piercing Arrow of our Qingcheng Sword Sect?" The officers and soldiers are ambushing here, and the eldest sister must be nearby. As long as a famous brother finds a way to release the cloud-piercing arrow, the eldest sister will definitely be alert. ”

Jian Wu immediately said, "That's a great idea. That's it, I got into a fight with my buddies, and then pretended to be angry and went out, and then found a gap to put the arrows. ”

Jian Yi sighed, "That's a good idea. It's a pity that the cloud-piercing arrow is gone. ”

Yes! Jian Si was shocked: "How so! ”

Jian Yi said ashamedly: "This thing is extremely difficult to make, and I only have one on me. But the last time we were fighting, my brothers threw me down the river. When I went ashore, I found that the cloud-piercing arrow was wet, but it could no longer be used. ”

Ay! The six swords sighed in unison, and there was nothing to be done.

After a while.

Seeing that the scarred face and beard were properly placed, he walked towards the post station, Jian Yi gritted his teeth one by one, and said hatefully: "It is we who have given a warning, if we don't know the situation, according to the eldest sister's temper, I will definitely plunge into the net to rescue me, so there is a fart." ”

"If you want to save the eldest sister, you can only give birth to these officers and soldiers, and there is no other way. Or, fight? ”

When it came to the word "spelled", he himself seemed to be taken aback. Glancing at Wujian, he asked ruthlessly: "Brothers, do you want to fight?" ”

The five swords were all silent, and the word "spelled" had reached the lips, but they seemed to be blocked by something, but they couldn't say it.

Seeing that Scarface had arrived at the door of the post station, Jian Er sighed: "That's it! In Lao Tzu's life, he has eaten all the delicacies from all over the world, at least he can't be a starving ghost. ”

Jian Sanyi pouted: "Lao Tzu has played with too many women in this life, and if he continues to play, he will definitely be reincarnated as a sow in the next life, and it will be over like this." “

Jian Si said with a smile: "In Lao Tzu's life, the wine he has drunk can fill several ponds. Wine is too hurtful, Lao Tzu left when he was in the prime of life, great! ”

Jian Wu looked at his buddies and said with a wry smile: "Let's fight, this kind of day when you get the silver and spend half an hour in the casino, and then suffer for a whole month, Lao Tzu is very aggrieved." Countless times I said that I was going to cut off these hands, but every time I couldn't be ruthless, this time I just cut them thoroughly. ”

Only Jian Liu cried: "I'll go, you five, eat, drink, prostitute and gamble at least one for each of them." It's just me, the youngest and the most honest, and I haven't even touched a woman. And so it goes, I, I'm dead, I'm a big loss! ”

Jian Si smiled and said: "You kid, if you hurry up and use your hand to shoot now, you will break this boy's body in one fell swoop." ”

On a normal day, his joke would have caused a burst of laughter. At this time, no one can laugh.

Jian Wu said: "Sixth, you're right, you can stay." The signboard of our Qingcheng Six Swords, how can we have someone to carry it in the future. ”

Jian Liu cried: "The Qingcheng Sword Formation is missing one of me, how can the brothers make it." My brothers are gone, how can I live alone, little brother? Hey, let's go with my brothers. Hey, in the next life, I will learn to eat, drink, prostitute and gamble as soon as possible. ”

Jian San was about to persuade again, but when Jian saw that Scarface and beard had come to him, he waved his hand at the moment: "It's decided, brothers are ready to kill happily and kill the majesty of our Qingcheng Six Swords." ”

Scarface sat down and asked, "General, is there a problem with this arrangement?" ”

Scarface patted him on the shoulder and smiled, "You kid really have a set!" In this way, not to mention one sea of blood incense, it is ten blood sea fragrances, and they are also certain to die. ”

Hu Hu said: "Legend has it that the fragrance of the sea of blood is the top three beauties in the rivers and lakes. Hey, it's a pity that such a big beauty wants a sword to pierce her heart and die in vain. ”

Scarface Silver smiled: "Then do you want to tell the brothers to be careful and keep her breathing." When the time comes, I will reward you with joy. ”

He smiled and said, "Thank you, General!" It doesn't have to be. ”

The laughter continued, and someone suddenly slapped the table. More than a dozen officers and soldiers followed the prestige.

I saw that the three swords stood up, pointed at a few brothers and scolded: "I'll go, who is farting and stinks to death." ”

Jian San said angrily: "It really stinks." Fourth, isn't it you? This fart doesn't sound loud, but it can smoke people to death when it smells, which is really insidious. Such insidiousness is exactly your style. ”

Jian Si was even more angry: "! If I want to fart a stinky fart, I will definitely pick it up with my hands and secretly throw it into your mouth. This fart stinks so much, how can Lao Tzu waste it in vain? Old Five, are you able to put it? ”

Seeing everyone looking at him, Jian Wuyi was anxious, and a flash of inspiration flashed in his mind: "No, there is a hall style here." The wind is blowing from you to me. If I put this fart, how could it be that you were the first to smell it? From this, it can be seen that this fart is not on my head. ”

As he said this, the six swords of Qingcheng looked at Scarface and Beard in unison.

These two people are watching the play by themselves, and they are still disdainful in their hearts while watching. Unexpectedly, this scene was sung to his head.

Scarface pointed to his nose in disbelief, what? I put this fart?

Jian Yi waved his hand: "The fart is the qi of the human body, rolling around in the abdomen, extremely depressed." I finally found a hole, so I naturally had to drill out and wander around, so that I could be worthy of its short life. So fart, it's not a big deal. Only the living can fart, but what is the person who can't fart? It's a dead man! ”

Jian Er sneered and said, "The boss is right, isn't it just a fart?" It's a big fart, why mention it? Besides, this fart stinks invincible, which shows that the person who put it must be extremely powerful. General, this fart is a good match for you? ”

This seems to be flattering, but after hearing it, how does it feel, it's not right?

Scarface was furious, drew his long sword, pointed at the tip of the sword, and said angrily: "Those thieves, are you looking for death?" ”