"Oh, it's not much, it's just that I told Lao Cheng a meat joke in the group last time, it seems that Xiaoshou misunderstood, thinking that I said her, she ignored me these days, and she didn't talk in the group." The big tail said stupidly: "Anyway, this matter is left to you, as for our ADC, looking for the love of the royal sister, anyway, let him practice the wonderful hero, it doesn't matter what the foundation is, let the royal sister toss him casually, just be familiar with the hero." In the end, it's that assistant, brother decided to train it himself! ”

"Brother Qiu, you have the final say!" Li Mu laughed: "Thank you." ”

"What's in it for you?" Zhang Qiu couldn't help but roll his eyes, he was criticized by the boss again just now, don't be polite to the old wolf, because he is really polite.

"Such a diligent gratuitous help, and it delays you from going to work," Li Mu also rarely sighed sincerely, it was past eleven o'clock in the evening, and the big tail was still at work, but it was because he was so laborious with one sentence, that is, the big tail: "I ......"

"How can you help?" Big Tail directly blocked the words back: "Wait, you make it clear, what does it mean to help for free?" What about the championship prize? Sima Yi said yes, but I don't have a share? ”

Li Mu opened his mouth wide, he really didn't think about this stubble, but it was a pity that the emotion he was full of just now turned into nonsense in an instant: "What, you lack money?" ”

"I rely on it, my brother is not Ma Yun, with my brother's level, it's not too much to take a share, right?"

"Yes, no problem!" Li Mu couldn't help laughing, these guys in the wolf's den are too real.

Early on Sunday morning, the sound of a middle-aged woman winning the lottery rang out in the hall.

"Sugar candy? Haha, Auntie misses you, she made you crabs, and your brother Li Mu is also there, you will ...... in a while Well? Overtime? Corporate events? ”

The sound of winning the lottery is like being cut off halfway and winning a fake lottery: "Oh oh...... Oh, it's okay, it's okay, work is important. Then you have to pay attention to your body, don't work too hard, and eat well......"

Li Mu secretly closed the door of the empty room and squeezed his fist fiercely.

Successful operation! I was completely touched by the wisdom of my own genius!

In this world, if you can stop Luo Xiaotang from going to Li Mu's house, I am afraid that only one person can do it, and that is Lao Yu.

You have to believe that there is no boss in this world who does not want employees to work overtime every day, Li Mu just dialed the phone slightly, and the two like-minded men already knew it. On the weekend, the betta fish pushed, and it was still easy to tie up Luo Xiaotang, who was now concentrating on work, alas, this is also a good boy with dreams.

Dada......

After a while, there was the sound of his mother's fast footsteps, Li Mu quickly turned over to the bed, pulled the quilt and covered it tightly and pretended to sleep.

"Still not up? What time is it?! Look at other people's sugar candy, they have been working hard so early, and a teenage girl is fighting for her future, what a good child, you big man is still a lazy pig at home! The mother slapped the bed with a slap, and the more the son of this age looked, the more anxious he became.

Li Mu pretended to rub his half-squinted eyes, only to hear Zhang Chun continue to lecture: "Get up for me immediately!" I put the freshly steamed crab in a lunch box on the table, took a taxi, and delivered it to someone's candy while it was hot! Chat with others, you can grow your brain and snacks, don't be like an elm pimple all day long, you can't beat a fart when you see a girl! ”

Li Mu didn't resist either, anyway, whatever you said was right.

Crabs are naturally to be sent, maybe my mother will call in the afternoon to ask how people taste, but chatting is free, a large group of people and big tails in the bedroom are still waiting for themselves.

It was almost noon when I went to the dorm room for a betta fish, and the three guys were not training, but chattering together, and the man actually had a very strong gossip skill.

"No training? What about the big tail? Li Mu threw the bag on the bed, and ran directly to his little broken brain, he didn't touch it all night, he was almost missing to death.

"I'm waiting for you, after playing all morning, Brother Qiu went to lunch, and Yoyo said it was a rest." Sima's mind was not on training at all, and he said mysteriously: "Old Mu, have you heard a news explosion?" ”

"Lin Xiyu is engaged?" Li Mu had already clicked on the computer, opened QQ as quickly as possible, and the big tail and Yoyo's avatar in the discussion group were lit up, but the voice was not turned on.

"Damn, you know that? Aren't you new to school? Sima was stunned, and then woke up: "By the way, you and she are neighbors and middle school classmates......

"Big brother, what's so strange about getting engaged, they're all adults, look at your fuss," Li Mu behaved quite calmly, he sprayed it during dinner last night, and he couldn't spray it again, a master must have the demeanor of a master.

"Brother, the key groom is not Zhou Xuyang! Damn, I saw Lin Xiyu and Zhou Xuyang holding hands at the school gate a few days ago, tsk...... It's awesome," Sima had palpitations: "Fortunately, Lao Tzu didn't catch up with her back then, otherwise I would be a little spare tire, or our little Xun!" By the way, do you know what the bridegroom does? I only heard my little Kaoru say that it didn't seem to be from school. ”

"I've worked, what kind of turtle is the rich second generation, rich and talented, and now he is the top management of a large company, referred to as Hai Lego." Li Mudu listened to his mother at the dinner table yesterday: "This time it is said that it is an engagement, but in fact, it is equivalent to a marriage on the woman's side, relatives and friends are all invited, and the master of ceremonies and bridesmaids are also made, which are basically done according to the wedding." said that when the time comes, as soon as Lin Xiyu graduates, he will go to the foreign man's side to hold an official wedding, and it is estimated that there will be fewer opportunities to return to China. ”

"Sure enough, it's a childhood sweetheart, and I really know it thoroughly." Sima gave a thumbs up, I really hadn't heard of it in these insider schools.

"Green face!" Li Mu immediately jumped on Sima Yi, if it was a true childhood sweetheart, if it weren't for a neighbor, probably he and Lin Xiyu would not have communicated.

"Are you going to Lin Xiyu's engagement ceremony? Say it's noon next Saturday. Xiaobai asked beside him.

"I didn't go, I wasn't invited, and I didn't have any money." Brother Guo didn't react so quickly when he flashed the stone-dodging ultimate: "Besides, isn't this about training?" What, you're going? ”

"I don't want to go either!" Sima had a bitter face: "But the key is that my little Kaoru is a bridesmaid, so I have to go, and the 'wolf' is unreliable this year." ”

Li Mu shrugged helplessly: "We are barely neighbors, and we were invited, anyway, my mother told me that I had to go, saying that she wanted me to feel the atmosphere!" ”

For Li Mu's mother's toughness, the brothers of 396 have thoroughly understood it, and this trick is really endless, and it feels like Li Mu has picked it up.

"In that case, I'll go too, Lin Xiyu sent me an invitation, and I was still hesitating before." Xiaobai smiled and said, "I'll sit with you with Brother Mu, and my aunt should say a few words less about you." ”

Xiaobai is also a member of the student union, and the main force of some sports and singing activities, it is not too surprising that Lin Xiyu sent him an invitation.

"Enough buddy! It's up to you, Xiaobai! Li Mu gave a thumbs up: "When the time comes, you will be smart, as soon as you see that my mother is excited, you will pull me to chat, pick up vegetables for my mother, and ask her how much pork in the vegetable market is a pound recently!" But don't give my mom a chance to get a stitch......"

Xiaobai smiled, "Okay." ”

"Old Mu, you're going to see your buddies, aren't you? I'm also here, this kind of thing of sticking a knife in the ribs of a brother, why are you only looking for Xiaobai? Sima waved his hand, full of righteousness: "I'll tell you, it's not my brother who is bragging here, my brother has a loose hand to deal with all kinds of uncles and aunts, nicknamed the menopausal killer!" You didn't see my mom as soon as she saw my smiling face...... It's up to my brother! Don't be moved, they're all buddies, and the most important thing about me is righteousness......"

"Stop!" Li Mu's eyes widened: "You are still a menopausal killer?" Are you afraid that my mother won't see how much affection you and your family You Xiaoxun have? Or do you think I'm dying fast enough? When the time comes, take your family to travel how far Xiaoxun will sit for me, don't say that you are in the same bedroom with me, and don't come to my mother to hang around, otherwise next time you will be ready to die alone on the next road! ”

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I heard that in the morning, the big tail has let everyone practice for a few rounds, and there is no special training of any new tactics or new heroes, but before playing the ranking, Brother Qiu sent a few data maps to everyone, which have the key eye positions in the entire summoner canyon, gank routes, and the main row of eye positions and other markings, and are very carefully divided into the front, middle and late stages of the red and blue side, the eye position layout of the dominant bureau and the eye position layout of the disadvantaged game, a total of six maps.

In fact, many old players have their own habits and rhythms, and the slowly formed experience often coincides with some routines of the profession, but it is rare to systematically analyze the data like doing homework, and what the big tail wolf has to do is to combine some consciousness and experience with theory to further improve.

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(The sassiest pig in the league is PDD, and now there is the league's most coquettish guard eye - IG-WXZ, you are my eyes!) The animation after being dropped by A, the image of WXZ reaching out of the reach of the hot dog, made me feel the urge to fight for this guard eye! Move me can, don't touch my hot dog!

The most sassy, best-looking and most enthusiastic champion skin, belonging to IG! Belongs to LPL! It smells so good!

The LPL playoffs start today! There are eight teams of FPX, IG, TOP, RNG, EDG, WE, JDG, and SDG, who can be crowned king in the spring duel? Which team are the brothers looking forward to? ）