199 Don't touch someone's butt

Early the next morning, the little Taoist priest got up, stretched his waist, and went out.

This lazy waist was only halfway stretched, and he seemed to have been subjected to the legendary "fixation technique", and he stood still for an instant. Those hands were still held high above their heads. It seems ridiculous.

Outside the door, there were hundreds of men standing silently, and the black pressure was so large. As soon as they saw him, they knelt down in unison.

The little Taoist priest was dumbfounded.

After a while, he reacted, hurriedly stepped forward to help the person, and shouted: "How can this be so, there is no need for this?" ”

The man at the head choked up and said, "We are stupid, we were blinded by that demon and worshipped him as a god." The immortal chief was compassionate and repeatedly persuaded us to wait. Not only did we not listen, but we also shouted and shouted at the immortal chief to kill. ”

"We are so obsessed with it that we will eventually cause this catastrophe. More than 20 people were killed and more than 70 wounded. All of them, relatives and friends! I'm so ashamed now, I want to die! ”

After saying that, he cried, and hundreds of men behind him cried together!

The little Taoist priest sighed: "That demon already has a bit of Taoism, raising a little ghost to practice that spirit child's ear reporting technique, and he knows everything in the village well. It is understandable that you have been deceived by him. The so-called 'knowing mistakes can be corrected, and good is great', this matter is over. Everyone, please get up, you can't afford such a big gift! ”

He went to help, but they wouldn't get up. In the midst of the stalemate, the elders from last night came up and said, "Let them kneel!" If they don't kneel, their hearts will be troubled, and the people of the village will not forgive them! ”

The little Taoist priest had no choice but to retreat into the house.

After closing the door, the elder said, "I am the chief of Lijia Village, and he is also the patriarch. Entrusted by all the villagers, there is something to ask for. ”

The little Taoist priest responded: "There is something wrong with the elder, but it is okay to say it." ”

Unexpectedly, Patriarch Li's knees were short, and he wanted to kneel. The little Taoist priest hurriedly supported him, and wanted to cry: "I can't help it, I can't help it." Respecting a lot of age, he can be a grandfather of a kid. Is the elder doing this to break the boy's life? ”

Patriarch Li got up at this time and choked up: "Immortal Elder is merciful!" For the sake of so many dead and injured people in my Lijia Village, please save my Lijia Village! ”

The little Taoist priest said, "But do you want the poor Dao to get rid of that ghost boy?" ”

Patriarch Li nodded. On the old face, old tears were crossed: "Exactly!" That ghost boy is really a cannibal! No one in the village is afraid of it now, and everyone is afraid to death. It eats one person today, and one more tomorrow, and in a few days, the villagers of my Lijia Village can only abandon this farm house and go out to wander. ”

"The ancestral property is here, who will leave! Ask the immortal to be kind and save us and other grass people. ”

The little Taoist priest said: "Poor Dao is a Taoist, and it is his duty to exorcise ghosts and demons." Even if you don't say it, the poor way is self-righteous. ”

Patriarch Li was overjoyed and couldn't stop thanking him.

The little Taoist priest smiled bitterly: "But if you want to get rid of the ghost child, it's a troublesome thing." The ghost boy was extremely fast, coming and going like the wind, and it was hidden in the shadows. It's very difficult to do! ”

Patriarch Li was annoyed: "How should this be? ”

The little Taoist priest thought for a while and said, "For the sake of today's plan, we can only gather the villagers in one place at night, and then lay talismans around the poor road. In this way, I dare not say that I will be able to catch the ghost boy, at least I can keep the villagers safe. ”

Patriarch Li thought about it, clapped his hands and smiled: "This trick is good, great!" That ghost boy can't eat people in our Lijia Village, so he will definitely run to other places. Then we'll be fine. Good, good. ”

After Patriarch Li finished speaking, he thanked him, left in a hurry, and shouted loudly at the door: "Immortal Chief is merciful and promises to help us get rid of ghosts in Lijia Village." You bastards get up first, hurry up and get to the point, and catch that demon. After this is over, one by one, they will kneel at the ancestral hall for three days and three nights. ”

The men were overjoyed and left one after another with great thanks.

Only the little Taoist priest was left with a wry smile: "This trick is a ghost!" The ghost boy stays in Lijia Village, and I can still try to destroy it. If it leaves Lijia Village, the earth is so big that no one can find it, where can it find a ghost? ”

In the evening, the villagers of Lijia Village brought all the quilts and gathered in the center of the village.

Lijia Village is a famous village in several nearby counties, with a population of nearly 1,000, so many people sleep together, and the chicken feathers and dogs jump in the middle and the chickens fly in one place naturally needless to say. Every now and then, an angry roar can be heard:

"Li Sejiao, you are a dead thing, look into my mother-in-law's clothes again, Lao Tzu gouged out your eyes."

"Second Brother Li, can you move your hand to the right a little, you, you have touched someone's ass."

"I'm going, let's die, who let out a fart, so stinky, I want to kill someone!"

It's only been half an hour, and Patriarch Li is already so busy that he is foaming at the mouth,*.

The little Taoist priest didn't care about these trivial matters, he concentrated people together as much as possible, and where he really couldn't take care of it, he put the kind of evil charm that could serve as a warning.

When it was finally settled, someone in the crowd started a fight, and naturally someone went to persuade him to fight. But the persuasive and persuasive, and the one who persuaded also fought. So there was a lot of chaos in the field, and after it finally subsided, nearly 1,000 people were already tense everywhere.

In the previous bloody battle, Lijiacun suffered heavy casualties, how can the resentment in it be easily eliminated?

Sure enough, after this riot, there was chaos everywhere in the field, and Patriarch Li couldn't help it, and said angrily: "Scattered, all dispersed, go back to their own homes, and life and death are subject to the destiny of heaven." ”

When everyone was about to disperse, several screams suddenly sounded in the farthest part of the left corner.

The little Taoist priest hurriedly ran over, and the two families over there pointed to a clearing on the side, and said in a trembling voice: "Ghost, ghost is coming." There, there, the talisman suddenly ignited on its own, flashing into a fire. I, I can't be wrong. ”

The ghost is coming! These three words blew quickly like the wind, and then miraculously, all the people quieted down, stayed in their places, and did not dare to come out.

The little Taoist priest also raised his vigilance, changed into ordinary clothes, and walked around in the crowd.

An hour later.

In the eyes of the law, the little Taoist priest vaguely felt that the yin qi somewhere seemed to be wrong. He hurried over and whispered, "Are you there?" ”

"Yes!"

"No, Li Goutou went to pee."

The little Taoist priest secretly screamed that it was not good, and hurriedly rushed away. Seeing that there seemed to be a figure over there, the yin aura next to him was strong, and he took off his hand to see six ghost charms, flying into a six-fold array.

But it came to naught.

The ghost boy was extremely fast, and he had rushed over in an instant. When it was being disturbed by someone while tasting the delicacy, it was furious, opened its ghost hand, and wiped it on the throat of the little Taoist.

The little Taoist priest shouted, and the copper coin sword stabbed away. He had been practicing Qingcheng's swordsmanship for many days, and he thought that this sword would never fail.

Unexpectedly, the ghost boy's body was extremely flexible, and he spun around in the air, not only avoiding it, but also going around behind the little Taoist priest and biting it.

The little Taoist priest was in danger, his body was on one side, his left hand was raised, and an exorcism talisman was played.

But at such a close distance, they all fell into the void.

Somehow, the ghost boy turned to the right side again, and another claw struck.

The little Taoist gritted his teeth, this time he didn't dodge or hide, and several exorcism talismans in his left hand flew out together.

He can only exchange injuries for injuries and reduce the speed of the ghost boy, so that he has a chance of winning.

Unexpectedly, the seven exorcism charms still all failed!

The ghost boy's body was really like electricity, and he was far away from it in a flash. It glared at the little Taoist priest fiercely, and then turned and walked away.

The little Taoist priest was dumbfounded, chased two steps, and could only stop helplessly.

I'll go! You are a little ghost, you have the ability to fight with Dao Ye and me for 300 rounds. The winner is not scored, just run away, what kind of man!

Hey, forget it, this ghost boy is just a newborn baby, and he is really more than ten years away from that man.

This big fuss naturally alarmed Xu Ruoxue. She hurried over and asked, "Husband, didn't you catch it?" ”

The little Taoist priest smiled bitterly: "It's too fast, it comes and goes, and my eyes can't keep up with its speed." Hey, it's elusive, it can fight if it wants, it can run away if it wants to, what can I do? ”

Xu Ruoxue said angrily: "I hate this kind of person the most when I fight, I can't fight it, I can't catch up with it, it's like a ball of kraft candy, and I can anger a person to death." ”

The little Taoist priest sighed: "The trouble is not only here. When I first saw this ghost boy at the last festival, it was no more than a foot and a half long. See it again today, it's more than two and a half feet long, and it's only been a few days? The ghost boy has grown up so fast, this matter must be resolved quickly, and it will drag on for some time, and your husband and I are really not its opponents. In a few years, I am afraid that no one in the world will be able to control it. At that time, it will be a great trouble! ”

But how can it be destroyed? But the two of them had nothing to do.

After discussing for a while, the little Taoist priest patted his head before remembering that there was still a Li dog's head upside down.

Fortunately, he was rescued in time, and only four or five pieces of flesh were bitten off the back of Li Gou's head, and the injury was not serious, but there was a lot of blood loss.

After waking up, Li Gou didn't even open his head and eyes, so he shouted frantically: "Ghost, ghost! ”

When he finally calmed down, he cried: "Yes, there are ghosts." I was halfway through urinating, and suddenly I felt a chill behind me, and I couldn't move anymore, and I couldn't scream. But I could clearly see that the ghost was crawling and crawling around on me. It crawled up to my back and opened its mouth to bite. I just stood there alive and let it slowly drink my blood and eat my flesh. I'm so scared to death, I'm scared to death, I'm going to die, ah, ah, ah! ”

As soon as the news got out, thousands of people obediently died.

The Li Turtle lost his mind at all, and peeked at a large number of mothers-in-law lying in front of him. The little lady who screamed "Second Brother Li, don't touch other people's butts" was completely held in the arms of Second Brother Li. Even some people couldn't hold it back, and pulled a big bubble of in the middle of the crowd, but no one said a word, everyone just didn't see or smell it.

This night was spent safely. The next day, when the village was inspected, a pig died, and only a skeleton was left after being eaten.

In the evening, having learned the lesson of the previous night, everyone emptied their stomachs, took all the fowl, and obediently gathered together, all of them in peace.

So that night, the wind and waves were calm, and the ghost boy finally ate only one hen.

In this way, Patriarch Li was furious, saying that the mice would not leave a single ghost for the ghost, so that after a few days of starvation, the ghost boy would inevitably leave Lijia Village.

But the little Taoist priest was most afraid of this.

In that way, Lijia Village was fine, but it caused a big disaster elsewhere. Lijia Village still has its own, who can stop this ghost elsewhere?

It's just that in this situation, what else can he do?