Six o'clock in the evening, Xiao's house.

Xiao Mu happily trotted all the way back.

"Mom! Did you go out and pick up money today? Or did you eat honey? So beautiful? ”

Xiao Zuoqiu felt that his mother was very abnormal, so he squinted his eyes and asked.

"Yes! Wife, could it be that you have encountered something good today? ”

Father Xiao also felt that something was wrong.

"No, no, no...... It's just a good mood, isn't it? ”

Waving her hand and smiling, Xiao's mother asked her daughter instead, "Zuoqiu!" What does that husband of yours look like? Are there any photos? You've got to let me and your dad take a look, right? ”

"Mom! It's another question, no need to talk about it! ”

Xiao Zuoqiu turned his face and said coldly, "It's my husband and not your husband, you don't care what he looks like!" ”

"I'm not afraid, didn't you find an ugly guy?"

Hehe smiled, Xiao's mother said again, "Anyway, today my mother went out and met a handsome guy, that's really a handsome!" And I also asked, he doesn't have a girlfriend.

Or...... Zuoqiu, do you think about it? Kicked your husband and got to know this handsome guy? ”

"Handsome guy? Hehe! Mom, I don't dare say anything else. But when it comes to handsome, the handsome guy you are talking about is definitely not as handsome as my husband......"

Xiao Zuoqiu said this sentence with great confidence.

After all, there are countless handsome guys who pursue her, but Li Sao's appearance is absolutely unbeatable.

In fact, as long as Li Sao is serious and serious, not hippie and smiling, his side face, his high nose bridge, and his deep and divine eyes can definitely kill any national male god in the entertainment industry in seconds.

It's just that Li Sao usually looks like a hanger, to put it simply, his handsomeness is completely covered up by his arrogance.

"Oh? In that case, if you have the ability to take out your husband's photo and let me see it, you will know only if you compare it! ”

It turned out that Xiao's mother was using the agitation method to fish out some information.

However, Xiao Zuoqiu didn't eat this set, got up and was about to leave, and said with a cold face: "Don't give it!" I won't give it! ”

"You...... Autumn! I think you've really grown up now, and your wings are stiff, aren't they? ”

couldn't make a plan, Xiao's mother was so angry that she stepped forward and grabbed Xiao Zuoqiu's arm to prevent her from leaving.

However, Xiao Zuoqiu shook his hand violently and shouted very arrogantly: "Let go!" Don't touch my wings! ”

"You kid, what a ......"

Seeing her daughter running back to the room again, Xiao's mother was so angry in her heart!

Where is there a mother-in-law who doesn't want to see her son-in-law!

It's been a year since I was married!

But I don't even know what my son-in-law looks like or what his name is, isn't this disturbing?

"Wife! I can't help it. When Zuoqiu wants to say it, he will naturally tell us. ”

Old man Xiao hurriedly stepped forward to comfort his wife.

And Xiao's mother turned her head and said with a malicious smile: "Old Xiao, we won't sleep at home tonight." ”

"Huh? What did you say? Not sleeping at home? So where to go? ”

Faintly, Old Man Xiao had an ominous premonition in his heart.

"Get out! Play something exciting! ”

It was this weird smile, as soon as Xiao's mother finished speaking, Old Man Xiao's heart chuckled, and he felt a little cool.

……

Saoshe, more than eight o'clock in the evening.

In the guest room on the second floor, the uncles who lived in began to complain one by one.

"Little boss! Why is the wall skin in your room falling down? ”

"I'll it! The chandelier on the top keeps shaking, will it fall off? ”

"What age! The poster on the wall of your room still has the Four Heavenly Kings pasted on it! ”

……

"Our hotel is like this, old, dilapidated, old! If you don't want to stay, you can check out. ”

For these uncles who watched the excitement, Li Sao didn't want to explain too much, and he couldn't help it.

"Little boss! Your service attitude is not good! ”

"The customer is God! You know what? ”

"Also, that, did you bring her husband here?"

"Yes, yes, yes...... Are they coming? ”

……

The uncles poured out of the room, and they all wondered what kind of man would be to marry such a wife.

"It's coming! I am registering below! ”

Li Sao glanced downstairs, and sure enough, he saw a beautiful aunt who came in the evening, and walked upstairs with a middle-aged uncle who was a little blessed.

"Wife! What kind of hotel are you looking for! It's so old, and it costs a thousand dollars a night? Don't be fooled, right? The room here, really has that effect? ”

While reluctantly going upstairs, Old Man Xiao expressed deep doubts.

And when he just walked upstairs, he met Li Sao at the staircase.

They immediately recognized each other.

"Uncle Impotence!"

"Little liar!"

The two shouted almost at the same time,

Li Sao recognized that this was the uncle who asked for directions on the street yesterday with a small advertisement for the treatment of impotence.

Old man Xiao also recognized it, and the one in front of him was the little liar who played him yesterday.

"Little boss, you...... How do you know our old Xiao? ”

Xiao's mother is also a pleasure, dare to love this is really a coincidence that it is not a book!

"Wife! He's the handsome guy you said? The small owner of this guesthouse? Walk! We don't live here, it's a lie. ”

Old man Xiao, who didn't want to live here, immediately wanted to go downstairs in a huff.

"Xiao Yaowu, you stop for me!"

Mother Xiao immediately grabbed Old Man Xiao's ears very domineeringly, "The old lady didn't speak, you dare to go?" ”

"It hurts, it hurts...... Wife! Let go! Let go, I'm not leaving! Don't go along, do you? ”

Old man Xiao, who was very spineless, turned around with a drooping face, "But this kid is really a liar!" Yesterday he was the one who gave me random directions on the street. ”

"Are you stupid or rely on others to lie to you?"

After Xiao's mother finished speaking, she dragged Xiao's father to room 205.

Bang!

Close the door of the room, in the hallway,

Whether it's Li Sao, or those uncles who watch the excitement,

They all looked at Old Man Xiao with deep sympathy and concern.

However, as soon as the door closes.

The uncles all ran to the door of room 205 and put their ears against the wall, as if they were eavesdropping.

"Hey, hey, hey...... Uncles! What are you doing here? Listen to the wall roots! Listen so openly, what kind of system! ”

Although I have long expected this scene,

But as the owner of the house,

Li Sao felt that it was still necessary to stop their bad behavior with righteous words.

"If you don't listen, how do we know if your room has an effect?"

"That's it! Little boss, you don't care. ”

"Huh? That's not right! Why can't I hear anything! How can this wall be so well insulated? ”

"This old wall! The bricks used are very solid, and the sound insulation effect is much better than the current hollow bricks! ”

"What then? I can't even hear the sound, how can we verify the effect? ”

……

All of them brushed up, and these uncles focused their eyes on Li Sao's body again.

"Why are you looking at me like that? I can't let them open the door and let you watch it live, can I? Li Sao spread his hands and said helplessly.

"You're the owner of the hotel, we don't believe you can't help it!"

"That's right! Isn't there a hidden camera or anything like that in the room? ”

Li Sao: "Uncle! We are a serious hotel! ”

"That'...... Are there any secret passages and secret doors or the like, just like the inns in martial arts novels. ”

Li Sao: "Uncle! Again, we are really a serious hotel! ”

"Serious hotel, you are so broken! So old! But the walls of the room are still so thick, you are a serious hotel! ”

"It looks like it's tonight! We can't verify the effect! ”

"Little boss! If you don't find a way, I think you'll lose ours. ”

……

Li Sao: "Uh......"

Just imagine, surrounded by a group of uncles with beer bellies, saying something like "lose us" and so on, Li Sao is really drunk.

But in fact, he is also in a hurry!

He also wanted to know the real effect of this long-lasting house, but he couldn't really break in.

was so anxious that Li Sao stomped his feet!

Chop chop chop ......

Knock knock knock......

Stomp your feet, this way...... It's really there.

"That's right! The walls of the room are thick, but the floor is thin! ”

With a honey smile on his face, Li Sao snapped his fingers at the uncles and said, "come-on!" follow-me！ ”

That's right, Li Sao took this group of uncles to his room downstairs.

His room, just below room 205.

The sound of Xiao Wanqiu's dancing was clearly heard by Li Sao in the downstairs room, not to mention other more intense and exciting sounds.

【Drop! The system detected a wave of five-star operation of the host, and obtained a total of 10 sao points. 】

This wave of operations, 999.

brought the uncles to his room, and Li Sao's operation was fully recognized by the system.

The uncles, on the other hand, raised their heads and looked at the ceiling.

"Downstairs, can you really hear me?"

"I think so! The floor slabs are made of wood, and they are ...... The beds in this hotel don't seem to be very sturdy! ”

"It's moving! It's moving! The bed moves! Listen...... Squeak! Squeak and move! ”

"Why are you still stunned! Hurry up and time it! ”

"Yes, yes, yes! It's eight thirty-nine p.m., see how long they last......"

……

There was a creaking sound upstairs, and the uncles were all excited in an instant.

In Li Sao's mind, there was a prompt sound from the Sao operating system.

【Drop! The system detects that the number of listeners in the long-lasting room reaches 10, and turns on the program effect mode! During the duration of the number of listeners, in order to maintain the effect of the program, the effect of the long-lasting room will not be limited by a specific multiple. 】

"! It's really amazing......"

"Still the audience? Still...... Program Effect Mode? ”

"What the does that mean it's not a specific multiplier?"

At this moment, Li Sao was really stunned by the Sao operating system.

……

[Note: Brother Huo is writing several books at the same time!] This is a new book, and it's a joke stream! So it was harder than I thought it would be to start writing, and I'll be updating it gradually! 】