"Ouch, ouch."

Xie Lang rolled on the road while wiping the ash stains on the ground and wiped his face.

Holy, this guy is crazy!

Totally insane!

Dare to touch Mr. Li's porcelain?

Li Yang on the wedding car was very puzzled, why did the wedding car suddenly stop when it was running well?

After he got out of the car, he saw Xie Lang at a glance, and the beads turned, thinking: I shouldn't meet the porcelain, right?

So, after Li Yang got out of the car, he walked in front of Xie Lang.

He grabbed Xie Lang's collar, and his face suddenly sank, "Boy, today is my wedding day, you actually dare to touch my porcelain, do you know who I am?" ”

Li Yang looked down at Xie Lang from top to bottom, the corners of his mouth rose slightly, revealing a small faint smile.

It was a handsome man of twenty-seven or eighteen years old.

Perhaps because of the marriage, the custom shirt is set off by the blazer, which seems to add a touch of color to the whole black outfit, with a straight figure and a cold temperament, which vividly interprets the mysterious charm of black.

Xie Lang was secretly shocked in his heart: Damn, this guy is really handsome.

Then, Xie Lang set his eyes on the Lincoln wedding car, where a woman in a white wedding dress sat inside.

It was a fairy-looking super beauty, and there were two stunning bridesmaids in black and white dresses sitting on the left and right.

Xie Lang was stunned, his eyes widened and he looked at Li Yang in front of him, and there was a jealousy and hatred in his heart.

"Boy, let me ask you again, are you here to touch my porcelain?"

"Huh!?"

Hearing that familiar voice again, Xie Lang couldn't help but be taken aback when he heard this, and said, "It's you, you are the big guy who wrote the strongest cheating system in history!" ”

"Ahem!"

Li Yang realized that the other party recognized his identity, and he seemed a little out of shape at the moment, "Who are you, how do you know my pen name, I haven't written novels for many years." ”

"Of course I know you, and I won't forget your voice even if it turns to dust! I'm a big fan of yours! ”

Xie Lang didn't expect that Mr. Li was once known as the number one handsome man in the online literature industry.

"Shhhh Li Yang squinted at Xie Lang and said.

Before Li Yang became the richest man, he was a famous Internet writer, and he wrote "The Strongest Pit Daddy System in History" and "The Strongest Porcelain Touching System in History".

Later, because of the popularity of porcelain novels, the result was that primary school and junior high school students around the country rushed to imitate his porcelain, and as a result, he was banned on the grounds that spreading porcelain was harmful to society, and since then he has embarked on the road of business.

But it can be regarded as a blessing in disguise, this guy has become the richest man in China.

"You leave for me." Li Yang dragged Xie Lang's arm to the side and said, "It's because you guys all came to imitate me and touched porcelain, which led to the sealing of my novels, so now I can no longer write novels." ”

"Damn, the dog is gentle, you can pretend to be fine! Is it bad to be the richest man without writing novels? Brother Wenwen, let me tell you, I used to be your number one fan, and I stole manhole covers to reward you every day, can you invest me 10,000 yuan now to help me complete the task? ”

"Young people, touching porcelain is a very immoral thing." Li Yang shook his head vigorously and patiently explained to Xie Lang.

Many citizens at the scene saw this scene, and their eyes widened, they didn't know Xie Lang, but they knew Li Yang.

Everyone's eyes lit up, and they turned their heads and ears, asking each other who was this person who dared to touch Mr. Li's porcelain?

Do they know?

Xie Lang didn't know what words to use to express his feelings, he had an idea, and said, "Brother Wenwen, you see that I, as your number one fan, once crossed the mountains and mountains in the winter, just to steal a few manhole covers to give you a reward... Right now... Woo woo... Your Lincoln hit me, and if you don't get me to the hospital as soon as possible, I'm afraid... I'm afraid I'll never be able to stand up on my legs again. ”

Li Yang's heart tightened, specially, he taught these guys to touch porcelain before, and now they actually use porcelain touching on himself?

Also, you kid don't stand well? Tell me I can't stand up on my legs anymore?

I, Li Yang, have been in the business world for so many years, and I have never seen such a brazen person.

"Brother Gentle!" Xie Lang tried to get close to the other party, "I know you definitely don't want others to know about the black history of your writing novels?" I don't think it's better to do this, just give me 10,000 or 8,000, and it will be regarded as a hush money, and I will definitely repay you when I counterattack in the future. ”

In order to complete the task and buy a game cabin to cultivate, Xie Lang went out.

"How much do you want?" Li Yang asked cautiously.

Xie Lang stretched out a finger: "Not much, 10,000 will be enough."

"Ten thousand?" After hearing that it was only 10,000, Li Yang couldn't help but feel funny, he thought at first that this kid would ask for 100 million.

Ten thousand, this kid is really easy to satisfy.

Li Yang glanced at Xie Lang and said very happily: "I can give you 100,000, but you have to promise me one thing." ”

"Don't worry, I'm sure I won't say you used to be a too. Prison novelist..."

Burst!

When Li Yang heard this, he vomited blood angrily, and in order to completely block this kid's mouth, he had to turn 100,000 yuan, and then went to Lincoln and left......

Xie Lang looked at the 100,000 yuan that came from the porcelain, and a smug smile crossed the corner of his mouth: "Yo Xi, this mission must have been completed!" ”