Nick Fury is suspicious by nature, and there are few agents in S.H.I.E.L.D. that he can trust.

Except for Phil Coulson.

This honest template agent, although not as sultry as Natasha, not as Clinton as cumbersome, not as many agents as he can, and his hairline is getting higher and higher.

But he's obedient!

Ahem, no.

But he can do it!

Coulson has an affinity that others can't cultivate, and when something tricky is thrown at him, it can always be solved perfectly.

The leader's warm baby!

Look at that hairstyle, it's almost close to him, who do you trust if you don't trust him?

Sum up.

After working overtime for two months in a row, Coulson asked the director for leave to accompany his girlfriend when he asked the director, who looked like a boiled egg but was actually a black-hearted egg, to accompany his girlfriend, and approved it on the spot.

He is now sitting at his girlfriend's cello recital, with his signature friendly smile, looking at his girlfriend on stage immersed in the world of performance, and the exhaustion of working overtime for two months has been swept away.

Ah~ What a wonderful moment~ Look at the beautiful face of your girlfriend ~ The right hand that twitches vigorously ~ The long legs with the cello ~ Hiss –

This time, I was granted two days off, and after fighting all night tonight, I am afraid that tomorrow day will not be enough rest.

It doesn't seem to be a big deal lately, and Stark also has Natasha to accept it, do you want to take more than half a day off?

While he was planning his vacation, Coulson's phone suddenly vibrated - which made Coulson wake up from his dream in an instant and quickly get back to work.

During his vacation, his mobile phone is in anti-disturbance mode, except for a few special people who can get through.

For example, the director, such as Nick Fury, such as boiled eggs, such as black-hearted preserved eggs.

It's just strange that the caller ID doesn't show anything, and it seems that the phone is going to be repaired by the logistics department.

Reluctantly glancing at his girlfriend on the stage, Coulson sighed, quickly got up and walked outside the venue to answer the phone.

"I'm Coulson, do you have any urgent tasks?" When Coulson spoke, he naturally put on his trademark smile full of affability.

This makes his tone relatable as well.

It's just that.

What came from the microphone was not the director's voice, but a familiar voice with anger and a hint of disgust.

"Coulson, I killed two of your S.H.I.E.L.D. agents, you'd better give me an explanation, or this won't be over!"

What's that?

Kill the agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.?! Kill me and call me and throw yourself into the net?! Do you want me to explain it to you?! Don't explain that this is not over yet?!

That moment.

Coulson's complexion changed very excitingly, and the process was roughly as follows:

【(๑╹◡╹๑)】

↓

【ヽ(。 _°)ノ】

↓

【ヽ(ー_ー)ノ】

↓

【(▼ヘ▼#)】

It is a perfect interpretation of what it means to "smile fade away and go perverted".

But.

The top-notch quality of the template agent allowed Coulson to hide his true emotions in a light second, and immediately put back his signature smile.

Because he heard the owner of the voice, confirmed the voice, and was a person who could not be messed with for the time being.

[(๑╹◡╹๑)]: "Mr. Victor, I think there may be some misunderstanding here, can you explain what happened?" ”

"I'll explain your grandmother's legs!" An extremely angry roar came from the microphone: "You S.H.I.E.L.D. knocked me unconscious, and I was tied up to the Kun fighter ready to be transported away!"

If I hadn't woken up quickly, I wouldn't have been able to go to a lab right now!

Do you still want me to explain?

Are you ready to see my wrath? Just like that time in Los Angeles! ”

The amount of information in these words is so large that Coulson's excellent psychological quality is a little panicked, and his brain quickly turns countless thoughts, and finally freezes in a scene full of corpses.

In the "massacre" that occurred at 10880 Malibu Street in Los Angeles, as the only survivor and unscathed, Victor's combat effectiveness has always been a mystery in the eyes of S.H.I.E.L.D.

If it weren't for Tony and Norman sheltering Victor, S.H.I.E.L.D. would have deployed a plan to control it first.

Yes.

When the other party was furious, Coulson understood a fact - tonight's negative distance contact with his girlfriend was blown again!

···

New York, northern suburbs of Manhattan Island, in an abandoned building.

The original one Quint fighter became two, and Coulson could no longer put on his signature smile, looking at the scene with a sinking face.

With his professional agent training, a simple look can restore the general battle scene.

Coupled with the feedback from the other agents, a fact that he had to face was laid out in front of his eyes.

Victor, who had already left the scene, had indeed been kidnapped, and there were S.H.I.E.L.D. agents involved, and S.H.I.E.L.D.'s unique Quint fighter was parked there, without any excuse to refute it.

Think again of Victor's angry words before.

This made Coulson's head go big.

Trouble!

But no matter how troublesome it is, he must also settle down and solve it carefully, which is his duty.

It's just that.

When Coulson called up the information of the two S.H.I.E.L.D. agents, he found a trace of abnormality - why did the S.H.I.E.L.D. research base to which these two people belonged send them?

With a keen sense of smell, he realized that something might be unusual underneath!

And.

The other two civilians who died, one of them was the yellow-skinned guy, and his information didn't even have permission to view it!

Even he didn't have permission to see it, and that might involve high-level secrets.

Coulson contacted Director Fury as soon as possible and reported the matter to the public - high-level secrets should not be easily touched, this is the ironclad rule of S.H.I.E.L.D.!

···

Coulson's vacation was ruined by himself, and he had to run around for Victor's affairs.

Victor is also having a hard time here.

The smell on his body can't be washed off at all!

I have taken a shower less than 20 times, and the bath master specially invited from Huaxia has 6 people who have run out of power.

It's just that his thick skin can block bullets, otherwise he will have to peel off the skin when he rubs it off.

But even so.

Victor still feels that there is a smell of stinky ditches wrapped around his body, especially his hands and feet!

With this look, he didn't dare to go home at all, and it would be troublesome to be asked what he was doing and being disgusted by Wanda.

There is no choice but to ask for help.

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