"Let's applaud the top eight players, Li Qingping, Liu Yupu."

The host's voice sounded in front, and the eight into four of the cross talk contest also kicked off.

Su Yunming and Yue Yunkun waited quietly in the back, and at the same time, they also listened sideways to the things ahead.

The recording of the program plus the middle director team let them rest for a while, and by the time Su Yunming and them came on the stage, it was almost noon.

"Su Yunming, Su Yunming~"

"Su Yunming~Su Yunming~"

Although it was on CCTV, the audience was still very enthusiastic. Over there, Su Yunming hadn't come out yet, and the shouts below had already risen.

"Standing on this stage again, I am still a little excited."

Su Yunming walked up and didn't talk nonsense, bowed, and started directly.

"You may not know much about me."

"Not familiar with you?" Yue Yunkun said on the side.

"Everyone around me understands, Teacher Yue Yunkunyue." Su Yunming pointed with his hand and pointed at Yue Yunkun.

"Don't dare to be." Yue Yunkun hurriedly waved his hand and said.

The introduction is not over here, Su Yunming continued: "High school students at Xishan Normal University. ”

"It's not that you wait a while~" As soon as Su Yunming finished speaking, Yue Yunkun stretched out his hand to stop him: "What kind of education do I have?" ”

"College graduates." Su Yunming looked at Yue Yunkun and didn't feel anything wrong.

"And you're still a high school student?"

"A middle student among top students! High school student! Su Yunming explained.

"Hahaha~"

"Interesting~ In the future, all those who graduated from college will be high school students."

"It reminds me of Nishiyama Dinner University~"

……

The audience was amused, and felt that when Su Yunming and the two stood on the stage, they were full of laughter.

"As I introduced last time, Mr. Yue Yunkun is majoring in Chinese history!" Su Yunming continued.

"Yes, yes." Yue Yunkun nodded and agreed.

"Amazing, Teacher Yue Yunkun's stomach is full of history!"

Su Yunming said, and put his hand on Yue Yunkun's stomach. There is no seat in the way, and everyone can see it more clearly: "From this~"

Just when Su Yunming was about to continue, he found that Yue Yunkun stood there, motionless, but the unhappy expression on his face was clearly reflected in everyone's eyes.

"History!" Su Yunming knew why, and hurriedly changed his words: "It's all history!" ”

"Hahaha~"

"I'm laughing to death~"

"I'm afraid that Su Yunming wants to laugh at me so that he can inherit my IOU."

……

The audience below was still amused by Su Yunming.

And Yue Yunkun also changed his words because of Su Yunming, so he didn't pursue it.

"The history of the Qing Dynasty, the history of the Ming Dynasty, the history of the Yuan Dynasty, and the history of the Northern and Southern Dynasties, they don't dare to move!" Su Yunming said as his hand slid from top to bottom on Yue Yunkun's stomach.

"It's out as soon as I move!" Su Yunming's next sentence made everyone drink: "It's amazing!" ”

"Why are you talking so disgusting?" Yue Yunkun couldn't stand it anymore, and looked at Su Yunming, his eyes were full of disgust.

"What do you mean by disgusting?" Su Yunming asked casually.

However, he firmly grasped the rhythm, let the joke come out of his mouth more compactly, and also made the audience feel that the last laugh has not gone down, and the next laugh has already come.

You don't need to rest at all, you just have to laugh the whole time.

"Now all women can be called women!" Su Yunming continued to introduce Yue Yunkun.

Yue Yunkun: "The co-authors don't know me, do they?" ”

"What do you mean that men don't know you?"

Yue Yunkun: "What do women know?" ”

"There is such a word~" Su Yunming looked at Yue Yunkun.

"That's what women and children know!" Yue Yunkun corrected Su Yunming.

"Yes, you know all the bean curd." Su Yunming nodded.

"I'm good friends with Tahini?" Yue Yunkun was not happy.

He wasn't happy though, and the audience below did.

"What's the tahini again?" Su Yunming looked at Yue Yunkun.

"That's called women and children, women and children know it!" Yue Yunkun corrected again.

"Oh, yes! Women and children know it. Su Yunming was right, and continued: "Especially the work of Teacher Yue a while ago. ”

"No, that's your work." Yue Yunkun hurriedly said.

"Will govern the population!" Su Yunming praised again: "Many people give it to me~"

Before he finished his sentence, he was stopped by Yue Yunkun again.

Yue Yunkun: "I haven't learned to see teeth!" ”

"Why do you look at your teeth again?"

Yue Yunkun: "What do you mean by being able to govern the population?" ”

"Words."

Yue Yunkun: "That's called popular!" ”

"Popular!" Su Yunming was right, and after repeating it again, he continued: "The classmates I haven't seen for many years have all asked him for autographs. ”

"yes, all the classmates I haven't been in touch with for a long time have been contacted."

"You've graduated from college, do you still have a class reunion?" Su Yunming asked again.

"That's for sure!"

"Time is like a song, years are like water, a little bit is like a wave, the pen is like a knife, and the knife is urging people to grow old!" A set of words, Su Yunming's mouth came.

"Who taught you the words?"

"You see that you have graduated for so many years, do you still have to have a good party?" Su Yunming continued.

Yue Yunkun: "We get together every year, especially in 2015, and we have to get together for ten years, but we have to wait until summer. ”

"Look, I can't wait. Last year, I had a big reunion, and I was very excited to see my friend. Bitter lala, bitter lala, excited. Su Yunming said.

Yue Yunkun: "Your classmate is still a Transformer. ”

"Hahaha~"

"I can't stand it anymore, hahaha~"

"I want to hold back, but I really can't hold it!"

……

"What Transformers?"

"Why are you still bitter, bitter?" Yue Yunkun asked puzzled.

"I'm very excited, I'm holding our boss's hand."

Yue Yunkun: "Who is the boss?" ”

"Our boss." Su Yunming said, and put his two hands together, as if holding someone else's hand: "Cucumber!" ”

"If I can hold back, I will definitely kill this thing~"

"What good is it for him to laugh to death~"

"Hahaha~"

Not only the audience, but also several judges had smiles on their faces.

But they were obviously a little more reserved and didn't laugh out loud.

"I haven't seen you in a long time, Cucumber." Su Yunming said with emotion.

"You wait a while, you wait a while, if you want to say that this boss really understands, generally this dormitory is sorted, and there are only four people in our dormitory. The oldest one is called the boss. The point is, your boss's name is a little wrong. Yue Yunkun listened to Su Yunming's words on the side, a little confused.

Su Yunming explained: "Nickname." ”

"This man's nickname is Cucumber?" Yue Yunkun asked in disbelief.

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