Chapter 863: Only to find out that I have been provoking people who shouldn't be provoked

Probably those players are dead, or the kind that died miserably, when the toad who ate the phoenix saw that Guan Yu's cart did not slow down, and was still driving towards him, he knew that he would blow up a little, so he didn't touch the porcelain again, jumped up decisively, and fled, without any intention of staying, and he didn't even have time to wipe the blood stains on his mouth.

At this time, it was exactly the same as Guan Yu at that time, revealing his gaze and temperament. The toad who ate the phoenix really felt a little heartache, he pretended to be so similar in mud, even the rhythm of the convulsions had some rhythm, and there were some sways so that there was no response, wouldn't it make his expression in vain, and his movements in vain? He even got the spit out of his mouth, so seriously, but the three of them were completely indifferent.

What the heck! Is the current society so indifferent and without a little compassion?

The toad that ate the phoenix wanted to go, but he couldn't, in this situation he still wanted to go, it was impossible to go, but he wanted to go, and after putting it into action, not only could he not go, but he would be ravaged by Zhang Fei and them again.

If it weren't for his attributes being good enough and his body being strong enough, he would have been killed by Zhang Feiyi just now! Now that he has endured it, his back is still scorching, all of which come from his unremitting pursuit, unremittingly improving his strength, even if he is dead, okay!

At the beginning, he could escape from Guan Yu's men smoothly, or because Guan Yu just regarded him as a dispensable person, a passerby. It's impossible now, no matter how much he wants to think of himself as a stone, an obscure stone, he can't do it.

Alas, his bond with Liu Bei, Guan Yu and Zhang Fei has become so deep unconsciously. Nowadays, no matter whether they sell badly or cutely, it has no effect on them.

But the toad that eats the phoenix still chooses to lie down, lie down peacefully, and everything has an eventuality! What if Liu Bei and the others thought of something important at this time, and they had to do what they had to do? What if you eat something bad, can't help it, have the urge to go and defecate it, and have to leave?

Well, he thinks it's impossible. It is still possible for one person to eat something bad and have diarrhea, but it is really a miracle if three people eat bad stomach at the same time. Speaking of which, the toad who ate the phoenix felt that he had a good idea at the moment, and when such a similar scene could occur in the future, he must have put a little laxative in the food of the three of them before that.

People sometimes clear their stomachs and enjoy the feeling of being hollowed out.

Lie down peacefully, lie down solidly.

"Big brother, he looks like he's dead." Zhang Fei said, looking at the phoenix eating on the ground. He turned his face sideways, smiled secretly, and when he turned his face, he regained that serious expression.

Guan Yu nodded and said, "I think so too, maybe the third brother just started too hard, and I express my heavy condolences." ”

When he heard Zhang Fei's conversation with Guan Yu, the toad who ate the phoenix was overjoyed, and felt that luck seemed to appear by his side when he needed his general, and a feeling of hitting the jackpot suddenly appeared. He resisted the urge to jump up and cheer, suppressed the joy in his heart, and prayed incessantly.

"That's right, that's right, that's it, that's it, I'm dead, you must not look at the friendship between you and me, leave quickly."

It seemed that he heard the inner prayer of the toad eating the phoenix, and Liu Bei said at this time: "In this way, if there is no way, we have to go." ”

Zhang Fei Guan Yu next to him turned around, and the toad that ate the phoenix secretly opened his eyes at this time, looked at their backs, and finally understood how the sentence that everyone who was waiting had a chance came about. He was surprised that according to his old habits, they could not have left like this. But whatever, maybe the sun is coming out of the west today!

When the toad eating the phoenix was overjoyed, he suddenly sensed that something was wrong and closed his eyes violently. He didn't hear the voice, only the footsteps in the distance, and they approached him quickly.

"If you're dead. It's not okay to put the corpse here? If you scare those who walk the alley, forget it, not to mention that the toad and we still know each other and have a good friendship, how can we bear to watch him on the street like this! Liu Bei said righteously.

"That's right, that's right." Zhang Fei echoed on the side, eating the phoenix toad, his eyes swept over all parts of his body, as if he was studying something. "Big brother, second brother."

"Huh?" Liu Bei and Guan Yu raised questions.

"While the toad's corpse is still hot, the waste is reused, and it is hard to see him die once, so I will show you a show of Ku Ding's request to solve people's needs! And maybe he is not dead yet, so simply let him die a little more simply, so as not to let him have too much pain. Zhang Fei walked in front of the toad eating the phoenix, condescending, really taking a closer look at the toad eating the phoenix.

The toad who eats the phoenix can feel that his whole body has been seen through, and he can see it at a glance, no matter what muscles, bones, blood vessels, etc., he has a feeling of being penetrated by Zhang Fei. What's more, he didn't think that Zhang Fei was telling a lie, compared to others, Zhang Fei was a general, but he was still a pig slaughterer, although he rarely did it, but his skill in killing pigs was really not much different from that of Ku Ding and Jie Niu.

Zhang Fei can kill pigs, kill more people, and kill people without a problem. Because of his strong strength, he can start wherever he wants, and there is no possibility of making mistakes.

The weaknesses, the flaws, the most vulnerable parts of a person's body, have been deeply imprinted in his mind and have become a habit. This habit is an instinct, so that when Zhang Fei is fighting, when the enemy has a flaw, he can seize this flaw and inflict a powerful blow on him.

It's not a battle now, there are all kinds of restrictions in the fight, such as to dismember a kind of person, there is no time to do it. But now the toad eating the phoenix pretends to be a very injured person, and if he jumps around, it won't be self-defeating.

In fact, he also knew that he was just dying, and now what Zhang Fei said was more joking. But with that faint murderous aura, he really felt that he couldn't say for sure, he might or could not do this, who knows?

As soon as he thought of this, the toad that ate the phoenix immediately jumped up and said angrily: "What are you doing, what are you doing, I'm still alive!" ”

"Of course we know you're alive." Zhang Fei clasped his hands around his chest and looked at the toad eating the phoenix with a bad face.

"I just want to see how long you can act." Guan Yu added.

"Then again, you're in Luoyang City, including when you're on the road. Surely you've done a lot of things in our name, right? Liu Bei got straight to the point and asked.

"What? No, no, how could it be? Boss Liu, Guan Laoer, Zhang Laosan, where do you think I look like that kind of person. The toad who ate the phoenix was suddenly in his heart, but he maintained his composure on the surface, and denied that he had done those things.

How is it possible to admit it? He'd done those things, but even if he did, he wouldn't be able to admit it if he didn't catch him. The toad who ate the phoenix suddenly remembered that it would be good if Guan Yu and Zhang Fei were the same as the superman in the Common Era, and the underwear was full of power. In this way, he has more things to sell, although there is no such thing as panties in this era. But when it comes to speaking, Liu Bei and Guan Yu and Zhang Fei are barefoot behind their backs, who dares to believe it!

"You're not that kind of person?" Liu Bei glanced at the toad eating the phoenix suspiciously, and indeed saw a look of awe-inspiring righteousness.

"yes, I'm certainly not that kind of person!" The toad that ate the phoenix nodded decisively and busily.

"You must be that kind of eye." Guan Yu and Zhang Fei spoke in unison.

If they hadn't seen that scene with their own eyes, they wouldn't have believed that the toad who ate the phoenix had done so many things in their name. Let's take a look at what they are selling, their eldest brother Liu Bei has straw sandals, their weapons, everything is engraved with traces belonging to the three of them, and everything is sold. Even when they lived in the inn, the bowls they used to drink water were clearly priced.

Now Guan Yu and Zhang Fei seem to understand a little bit why they are so famous outside, maybe all the fame is because of the toad that eats the phoenix. This fame, they would rather not!

Thinking of the scene where there are aliens holding something, when they use it, they are saying that this is the scene where they have used things to show off, both Guan Yu and Zhang Fei are a little unbearable. Are these strangers sick? It's good that they've used it, but it really doesn't have any special power on it!

"Huh." Liu Bei laughed dryly, looked at the toad eating the phoenix, and planned in his heart.

The toad that ate the phoenix was a little hairy in his heart, and he didn't know what Liu Bei was doing when he looked at him like this, and he always felt that something bad was happening.

Having said that, Liu Bei's resourcefulness is also good, and his ability to command the army is also good, if it weren't for being covered up by the generals and strategists around him, he himself I think is the kind of person that should not be underestimated. And the opponents he met were too powerful, either Cao Cao's resourcefulness could play against top strategists, or Lu Bu's force to blow up the sky.

finally fought Sun Quan once, but the reason why he lost was because of the deaths of Guan Yu and Zhang Fei, which made him lose his mind. Otherwise, with such a good record in the early stage, even Lu Xun would not be able to stop him from stepping into the Wu Kingdom.

Thinking about it like this, eating the phoenix side toad suddenly found that he seemed to have provoked someone who couldn't be provoked.

(End of chapter)