On the way here, Li Sao had already thought about it.

It's okay to be forced to go to the mother-in-law, but you must not let Xiao Zuoqiu be so wishful, and she will do it yourself today.

Therefore, before he stepped into the house, Li Sao had already shouted "wife" very angrily and affectionately.

This time, Xiao Zuoqiu was a little surprised by the "bad cold", but what was really taken aback was Liu Zilang who was hiding in the dark and peeping.

Wife?

Li Sao called Xiao Zuoqiu "wife"?

I'm not dreaming, am I?

Is there a mistake?

Saoshen, Saoshen! You're so good at manipulation, not death!

Who is Xiao Zuoqiu?

This is the female devil vice president of our School of Economics!

Usually walking on the road, the students of the School of Economics, where don't they walk around Xiao Zuoqiu?

If you say a word to Xiao Zuoqiu, you have to be trembling, for fear that you will be caught by this Dean Xiao.

But but but but but......

Now Li Sao actually dared to talk to Xiao Zuoqiu so frivolously, and even ...... And call her a "wife"?

"Crazy! Lose your marbles! ”

"Li Sao, this is trying to be hot! No, I don't want to live! ”

"The female devil hasn't skinned him?"

"Don't think that this is outside the school, on your territory, Li Sao, you are dying! It's a big death! ”

At this moment, Liu Zilang had already drawn a cross on his chest and prayed sincerely for Li Shao...... Oh no! It should have helped Li Sao overtake in advance.

In his opinion, Li Sao's "wife" shouting out is basically a death sentence for himself.

However, the next second.

Liu Zilang felt that this was definitely the most incredible scene he had ever seen in his life.

I saw Xiao Zuoqiu, who was sitting inside, saw Li Sao coming, and when he heard his "big disrespect" words, he was neither annoyed nor angry, but stood up, straightened his chest, and said delicately: "Yes!" Is there anything wrong with a wife thinking of her husband? ”

Wife?

Husband?

it! I'm going to go......

Liu Zilang was really scared.

Is this really the female devil Xiao Zuoqiu?

She really responded to Li Sao's words and admitted that she was Li Sao's woman?

"Just think about it! You can think about it, and you don't need money anyway, but didn't you say that you would come in the afternoon? Why did you come here so early? ”

Li Sao deliberately put on a straight face and said with the appearance of a big husband.

"Didn't I wonder if you don't even have a decent set of clothes? Find you early, accompany me to go shopping, and help you choose an outfit. Don't come to my house, embarrass me. ”

Xiao Zuoqiu naturally stepped forward, faced Li Sao, and said with a smile, "I blew out all the cowhide in front of my mother." said that my man's appearance is higher than any little fresh meat or any star, and he is a proper handsome guy. Don't embarrass me! ”

"Buying clothes, huh? Yes! Although in my opinion, the real temperament comes from the soul, and there is no need to rely on clothing to dress up. However, you are mortal after all, and your eyes are shallow, and you only see my handsomeness on the surface, but you do not see the depth of my soul. ”

With a wave of his hand, Li Sao took the initiative to walk out.

Xiao Zuoqiu followed, and the two waved a taxi on the side of the road and headed towards the shopping mall.

Liu Zilang, who was not far away, was completely stunned.

"This, this, this...... What's going on with this Nima? ”

Liu Zilang's brain hasn't turned around a little, he is still combing, what is the relationship between Li Sao and Xiao Zuoqiu?

In school, the relationship between the two is obviously that of a student and a teacher!

But why is it here, the actions and manners of the two are so intimate and daily?

Moreover, the conversation between the two of them just now was obviously ...... Xiao Zuoqiu wants Li Sao to come to the door!

This, this, this......

Isn't this Nima in those messy and vulgar networks, where the protagonist pretends to be the heroine's boyfriend and comes to deal with the bloody plot of the heroine's parents?

It's so bad that I pretended to be the boyfriend of the female devil.

"That's right! It must be like this, Mr. Xiao has no object at this age, and the family is definitely in a hurry. So, I thought about finding someone to pretend to be my boyfriend first and deal with my parents. Right...... Definitely so......"

At this time, Liu Zilang really felt that the tens of millions of words on the Internet were not in vain.

"But, no! Even so, as far as I know about the god of sorrow, he will definitely not succumb to such obscenity. He must have a hard time, maybe there was some trick in the hands of the female devil, so he had to be forced to pretend to be her boyfriend......"

As Li Sao's old friend and good friend, Liu Zilang expressed deep sympathy for Li Sao in his heart.

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On the other side, after Li Sao got in the car, Xiao Zuoqiu directly asked the driver to drive to Xidan Street, the most prosperous and expensive street in Beijing.

Xidan, Wangfujing.

This piece can be said to be a must-visit holy place for old Beijingers and now tourists to Beijing.

Especially Xidan Joy City, all kinds of brands, all kinds of grades, it can be said that there is everything.

However, generally speaking, Li Sao was born and raised in a good country since he was a child, and the number of times he came to Xidan was only a handful.

"I said, Xiao Zuoqiu, with my appearance, what can your mother be dissatisfied with? Do you need to take me to buy new clothes? Anyway, I'll tell you, I've got two hundred dollars in my pocket. ”

Walking into the Joy City shopping mall, Li Sao saw the quotation of clothing one by one, and his heart was very empty.

What Zara Uniqlo and other civilian brands, a slightly a little formal wear, also has to be thousands of yuan.

Li Sao, who has worn stalls all his life, said that he is afraid that the clothes he buys in a year are not as expensive as none of them.

"It's okay, I'll pay. How? Don't have a favorite here? ”

Seeing Li Sao's cowardly look at the price, Xiao Zuoqiu smiled, then walked towards the elevator and said, "Then follow me and take a look at it above." ”

"Look? I'll just forget it! I'm wearing jeans and a T-shirt......"

Li Sao chased after him and said that he really didn't like to go shopping, especially when he went shopping with women, especially with a woman who was both his wife and not his wife.

This feeling is very awkward.

On the fifth floor, there are many clothing brands here, both men's and women's, unlike below, where there are more women's clothing.

However, when it came to this floor, Li Sao couldn't even recognize a brand.

That's right, when buying clothes in big shopping malls in Beijing, the really expensive ones are not those brands that you often see or can name, but the kind of "messy" brands that you have never even seen in the upper echelons of the mall, these ...... It's the clothes that the real rich can afford.

Seeing these brands, none of them are famous brands that he knows, Li Sao feels that there seems to be no difference from the "Zoo Wholesale Market" that he often visits!

It turns out that big shopping malls also sell all kinds of copycat brands!

So this time, Li Sao touched the two hundred yuan in his pocket, and suddenly became confident.

For two hundred dollars, it is definitely not possible to buy zara and Uniqlo, but ...... Buy one shirt and one trouser for these miscellaneous brands, two hundred dollars...... There should still be left, right?

So, Li Sao walked in front of Xiao Zuoqiu rarely, and walked to a store with confidence and asked the sales lady: "Huh?" This blue plaid shirt is nice, Scottish. Miss, how much does this cost? ”

"Hello sir! This shirt is our brand's latest collection this summer. Very hot! The price is also very affordable, this one is only 3999, the recent Qixi discount, and eight discounts, as long as three thousand two less, very cost-effective. ”

Although the sales lady knew that she was not the target customer when she saw Li Sao's dress, when she saw Xiao Zuoqiu's dress, she came to the heart and introduced Li Sao very responsibly and enthusiastically.

"! 3999, so expensive? It's just a shirt! ”

This question really startled Li Sao, he didn't expect that a shirt could be sold so expensive.

"That'...... What about that piece? That one is short-sleeved, so it should be a little cheaper, right? Li Sao pointed to another short-sleeved shirt and asked.

The sales lady smiled slightly, looked at the price tag "7999", and said to Li Sao very politely: "This one, two slots!" ”

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