Chapter 4 "Exploring the Qingshui River"

"Have you ever heard of tongue twisters, geographical maps?" Su Ming continued on the stage, and the old man knew that he couldn't leave too much time for the audience at this time, otherwise he would be in trouble if he was tired of laughing.

"I've heard that." Sun Yue was a little aggrieved by Su Ming, and there were some small complaints in his tone.

"Steamed lamb, steamed bear's paw, steamed deer tail, roasted duck, roasted chicken, roasted goose, roasted pig, roasted duck, sauce chicken, bacon, pine flower, small belly, dried meat, sausage~"

After a series of coherent words, the audience applauded again, and thunderous applause resounded in the small teahouse.

"Have you heard of it?"

Sun Yue: "I heard it. ”

"You have to practice it."

Sun Yue: "Hmm. ”

"Or go to Qinghe, Shahe, Changping County, Nankou, Qinglongqiao, Kangzhuangzi, Huailai, Shacheng, Baoan, Xiahuayuan, Xinzhuangzi, Xuanhuafu, Shalingzi, Yulin, Zhangjiakou, Chaigoubao......"

"Papapa~" The audience burst into thunderous applause again, and I used to think that Su Ming was a little stammering when he spoke, but now I will never have this idea again.

As the basic homework of cross talk, the most important thing is to speak clearly and speak fluently. After these two paragraphs were spoken, no one could feel that Su Yunming couldn't say it.

"Is this really Yun Ming?" After listening to these two passages, Lao Guo in the background also felt that the old brother had returned.

"You have to practice these every day." Su Ming patted Sun Yue's shoulder and said.

After speaking, he turned his head to look at the audience: "You also applaud, this is the basic skill of cross talk." ”

Su Ming: "When you talk about cross talk, you are talking about the basics!" ”

"Doesn't that all say that? We're all the same. It makes no difference. ”

This is Sun Yue's turn to throw off Su Ming's burden, which is also a highlight of cross talk.

A good joke can turn the burden of the joke into a laugh and make the audience laugh.

"That's right.,That's how the book is.,You can't change it blindly.。 Su Ming's eyes rolled and said seriously: "If you want to change it, you can write a new one yourself." ”

"you. If I could write a new one, I'd still use it standing here! Sun Yue pushed Su Ming.

"Yes, if you can change it, I guess you can go back to raising elephants." Su Ming quickly followed.

"Hahaha......"

As soon as they heard this, the audience burst into laughter again. After all, the stalk of Sun Yue raising an elephant just now is still remembered in everyone's hearts.

Now that I heard it again, the expression on my face could no longer hold back.

"Hey, can we stop talking about elephants? The elephant provoked you. Sun Yue pulled Su Ming, after all, it was just a stalk, and it would definitely not work to just say this.

"The elephant didn't do anything to me, it's you...... You said that the elephants provoked you and fed people thin. Su Ming said with a smile.

"Hahaha......"

Listening to the words of the two people on the stage, the people below all thought it was funny.

even felt that just this cross talk had all their laughter.

"Everyone knows that Mr. Sun loves to go out and play." Su Ming saw that the audience was very good, and hurriedly struck while the iron was hot.

"Well, I like to hang out."

"Let's not talk about how many places outside, let's talk about the country. What famous mountains and mountains, what rivers, seas and lakes. He loves to go. ”

"Great view." Sun Yue nodded.

"What can you do if you go that far? Make an airplane! Originally, my master also reimbursed him for the air ticket, but after going a few times, Mr. Sun stopped going. Su Ming continued, and the audience continued to listen, wondering what the other party said this time.

"No, why don't you go?" Sun Yue asked.

This question is also exquisite, in cross talk, the jargon is called planing.

It's to ask tease questions and bring this point out.

Whether a cross talk actor has the ability can be seen with one question after another.

"Later, my master didn't give me the ticket, and Mr. Sun couldn't afford to pay for the ticket for two people, so he didn't go." Su Ming explained.

"No, I usually go out alone, how can I get a ticket for two people?" Sun Yue pulled Su Ming.

"Appeal ......"

The audience poured out.

"Audience friends, it's not like I'm wrong. Mr. Sun did go to play alone, but if he wanted to fly, he could only buy two tickets. It must also be a joint sitting. Su Ming was not in a hurry: "Look at Mr. Sun's size, is one seat enough for him to sit?" ”

"Hahaha......"

The audience, who were still cheering just now, heard this, and when they looked at Sun Yue's body again, they immediately understood, and they couldn't stop laughing.

This time, even Sun Yue lost his temper, and now he didn't think that he was taking care of Su Ming, and the farewell performance he gave him looked more like he was taken into the ditch by Su Ming step by step.

"Okay, okay, let's talk about cross talk, not mine." Sun Yue saw the audience laugh for a while before pulling Su Ming.

"Yes, cross talk, it's the key." Su Ming can be regarded as returning to the topic.

"You know, when it comes to cross talk, this statement is too crucial. Speak when you need to speak, sing when you need to sing! ”

As soon as Su Ming finished speaking, Sun Yue pulled him and said, "I like to listen to singing." ”

"You like to listen to singing!" Su Ming asked.

Sun Yue: "Hmm. ”

"Okay, then I'll sing one for you." Su Ming didn't refuse, and today was a performance that he was about to leave the stage.

However, Su Ming, who has master-level singing skills, is waiting to sing it all over the audience.

After hearing Su Ming's words, the audience also burst into applause, which can be regarded as a cooperation.

Su Ming nodded backstage, and his own tuner played the music that Su Ming had arranged in advance.

The melodious sound of the piano is transmitted from the loudspeaker, instantly attracting the attention of all the audience. More people were thinking about what kind of song Su Ming would sing.

"The tip of the peach leaf is ......"

The delicate voice reached everyone's ears, and the entire small teahouse suddenly fell silent.

Everyone was stunned!

The voice......

Many viewers looked dumbfounded, as if they felt that their ears had heard it wrong!

What did I hear just now?

What sound is this?!

"This, is this really Yun Ming?"

Backstage, the moment Su Ming spoke, Lao Guo was directly stunned on the spot, pulling Uncle Qian's arm and asking in disbelief.

"Isn't that the kid?" The two of them were still very worried when Su Ming sang just now, but now they really heard him sing the first sentence, which shocked both of them.

The deep voice was mixed with some clarity, and the voice was indescribably bright.

It was as if they were in the middle of a mountain jungle and heard the sound of a stream running against the pebbles not far away.

Clear, melodious and bright.

"When did Yun Ming's voice become so good?" Lao Guo looked incredulous.

Su Ming sang "Exploring the Qingshui River" in the Beijing song.

There is nothing outstanding about this song, but when it comes out of Su Ming's mouth, it suddenly changes its meaning.

"I'm afraid this song will be Yun Ming's signature in the future." Just a word, Uncle Qian said affirmatively.

But just when everyone was waiting for Su Ming to sing, Su Ming stood there, looking like nothing had happened. The music in the background also stopped at this time.