342 was pitted by the queen's mother

When Zhang Tianshi saw it, he was furious and shouted: "Tianxuanzi, what is the Dao heart? ”

Tian Xuanzi hurriedly got up from the ground, stood up straight, and replied respectfully: "The human heart is only in danger, the Taoist heart is only slight, but the essence is the only one, and it is allowed to be persistent." ”

Zhang Tianshi Zhengse said: "People's hearts are changeable, and there are often more evil thoughts than good thoughts. In order to turn evil thoughts into good thoughts and turn people's hearts into Dao minds, we have to work on the most subtle aspects, and we must be single-minded. ”

"You don't have meditation when you encounter something like this, and you are often shocked, how can you cultivate the Tao in this way?"

"Punish you for copying the Tao Te Ching ten times and send it in three days."

After speaking, Zhang Tianshi angrily brushed his sleeves away.

Tian Xuanzi still stood respectfully, but that handsome face was getting redder and redder.

The little Taoist priest also stood respectfully, and looked at his nose and nose, and his heart was very serious.

Tian Xuanzi said hatefully: "If you want to laugh, laugh!" ”

The little Taoist priest shook his head: "You are my lifelong confidant, how can I make fun of you." ”

Tianxuanzi breathed a sigh of relief and said a "lot", the word "thanks" had not yet come out, but he heard the little Taoist priest say again: "But confidant, can I laugh a little." The way you are obediently being trained, it's so cute. It's really not okay not to laugh. ”

Tian Xuanzi's face gradually turned blue, and he gritted his teeth and said, "You can laugh if you want to." ”

Before the words fell, the little Taoist priest covered his stomach and laughed. He couldn't breathe with laughter, but despite this, he laughed and said, "It's so funny." Tianxuanzi, who has never been a fairy wind bone, also has such an embarrassing moment. Haha, I'm laughing to death! ”

Tian Xuanzi's face was blue, and he shouted: "If you want to die, go and die!" ”

Then he punched it.

The little Taoist priest's laughter stopped abruptly, and he covered his nose and said angrily, "You dare to hit me." ”

Tian Xuanzi looked at his fist and nodded: "Well, this is indeed much more comfortable." ”

The little Taoist stomped his foot hatefully: "The guy with a small belly and chicken intestines, I don't bother to pay attention to you." ”

Back in his room, the little Taoist priest began to prepare. If he wants to see the queen tomorrow, he naturally doesn't dare to be careless.

After a while, Tianxuanzi walked in.

The little Taoist snorted coldly: "I'm angry with you." ”

Tian Xuanzi said: "I've been angry with you. But there is one thing I have to ask you, how did you convince the Celestial Master to be an old man? ”

"As Heavenly Master's favorite disciple, even I don't have this qualification, let Heavenly Master take me to meet the saint, how did you do it?"

The little Taoist priest said: "Yes, it's strange, I haven't had time to ask the Heavenly Master for help, I haven't had time to speak." ”

"Could it be that the saint personally invited me?"

"That's even more unlikely!" Tian Xuanzi was shocked.

"It must be so!" The little Taoist priest said proudly: "Hmph, you just stay in the Taoist temple obediently, envy, jealousy, hate!" ”

On the second day, Yuqing Garden.

"The royal garden is really extraordinary!" The little Taoist priest praised.

Along the way, everywhere to see carved railings and paintings, from time to time there are small bridges and flowing water, really, ten steps and a scene, people are dizzying.

When he arrived outside the West Wing, he was stopped by his own guards, and the little Taoist priest handed over his degree and precept. After the guards checked, a eunuch went to tell him.

After a while, the eunuch returned, and the saint was invited.

The little Taoist priest followed him in, and saw a column of palace maids along the road. Seeing such a young and handsome little Taoist priest coming in, all the palace maids were stunned, either quietly or hotly, and they all looked at him a few times.

The little Taoist priest looked indifferent, and bowed his head one by one.

The palace maids were even more stunned, so Jiao laughed all the way with him.

The eunuch sighed: "The villain has served the saint for a long time, and it is the first time that he can be so indifferent, only the little fairy Er." The little fairy is really not a person in the world, and the villain worships it! ”

The little Taoist priest said in his heart, I am indifferent, I am big-hearted. Of course, he said lightly: "I have heard the kindness of the saint for a long time, since this is the case, why should the poor Dao panic? ”

As he spoke, he wiped it on his waist and handed over a talisman seal: "This is an evil talisman, the lieutenant carries it with him, and for at least a year, he is not afraid of demons." ”

There are people along the way, so it is naturally difficult to send gold and silver, but it is certainly no problem to send talismans.

The eunuch's voice trembled with joy: "The little fairy gave the rune himself, and the villain is deeply grateful." ”

Then he lowered his voice and said, "Little Ma Yiming." ”

While speaking, he entered the west wing.

After the confession, a nice voice shouted: "Spread the heavens!" ”

The little Taoist priest went in and saw a beautiful woman sitting on the main seat. He didn't dare to take a closer look, bowed deeply, and said respectfully: "Tianyi sect Taoist priest Tianyizi, meet the saint!" ”

Empress Yang said, "Raise your head." ”

The little Taoist priest raised his head, still looking at the ground.

Listening to the sound of the ringing in his ears, a beautiful woman in a dark gown stepped forward, but she circled around him and looked at it carefully.

The little Taoist priest muttered in his heart: Poor, she is only allowed to look at me, not her.

After returning to the main seat, Yang Hou smiled and said: "If you really have the appearance of a fairy, I don't know if you have the ability to be an immortal." ”

The little Taoist priest smiled bitterly: "It's just that the world misunderstood, so he falsely called the poor Dao a little immortal." In front of the saint, the poor Dao did not dare to speak, and he really had no ability to be an immortal. ”

"Oh," Empress Yang nodded: "I summoned Zhang Tianshi a few days ago, and he bluntly said that he would not come back to life and scatter beans into soldiers, you are still young, so naturally you can't beat Zhang Tianshi." Okay, count you little Taoist priest sincerely. ”

The little Taoist priest replied, "Don't dare to be honest." Otherwise, if the sage asks me to pick a peach from the heavenly court, or take a pearl from the East China Sea, wouldn't the poor Dao be dumbfounded? ”

This was said interestingly, and Yang Hou smiled: "What a wonderful person." Give me a seat. ”

A palace maid moved a nanmu chair, and the little Taoist priest sat down carefully and said, "Thank you, saint." ”

Yang Hou said: "Recently, I have been bored, and I have heard the story of the little fairy in the capital." I was inconvenient to invite Mr. Liu over, so I asked someone to take his notebook and read it for half a night, and it was really tasteful. So I was curious and called you to meet you. ”

"So, the stories in the commentary are all fake?"

The little Taoist priest replied: "Dare to teach the saint to learn that Mr. Liu will naturally add fuel and vinegar when he tells the story." Therefore, five of the things said in the commentary are false, but five are true. Saying that the poor road can come back to life and scatter beans into soldiers is a fallacy of the people of the capital, which is naturally all false and cannot be true. ”

Yang Hou nodded: "I think it is also, things in the world, true and false, false and true, you can't believe it all, and you can't believe it all." But I don't know what is said in the commentary, which ones are true and which ones are false? ”

The little Taoist priest replied: "The main story is true, and the names of people and places are naturally false. The glamorous places are fake, but the sad and lamentable places are all true. ”

"In fact, I have experienced a lot since I came down the mountain, and there are some things that I didn't tell Mr. Liu last time. If the saint is interested, he can tell a thing or two, and Quan Dang also said a book. ”

Yang Hou smiled: "Of course it's very good, you have a heart." ”

The little Taoist priest cleared his throat and told everything that happened in Prince Gong's mansion.

His eloquence was already given, and then he messed with Mr. Liu for a few days, and secretly learned some storytelling skills, which is a personal experience, and the story itself is very tense and exciting, so this time, Yang Hou heard that it was called concentration, and even the palace maids who accompanied him, one by one, forgot about everything else, and only cared about pricking up his ears.

In particular, the story of the second master and Liu Qingyan made all the women cry silently one by one, so even Empress Yang also wet her hand towel.

After the little Taoist priest finished speaking, the room was silent for a while. After a while, Yang Houcai sighed: "What an infatuated Liu Qingyan, what a poor and hateful second master!" ”

"It's just that according to the commentary, Liu Qingyan was forced by Tian Qingzi to become a puppet, and in the end, she ended up scattered."

The little Taoist priest explained: "The story of the Guogong Mansion, Mr. Liu has changed a lot. Tianqingzi's experience before was actually a poor experience. Liu Qingyan's experience later is all fictional. Liu Qingyan is fine now, and she is on the poor road. ”

"Ah," Yang Hou heard this, and was frightened and curious for a while.

Seeing that he accidentally frightened Yang, the little Taoist priest hurriedly said: "Poor Dao should be damned, I didn't understand it." ”

He took out the ghost bead from his waist: "This thing is called the ghost bead, and the ghost can hide in it, and Liu Qingyan is in it at this time." ”

"Holy man, rest assured. It was broad daylight, and there were high-grade ritual weapons in the room, and there was a Taoist ban outside the door, so the ghosts were never visible. ”

"Oh, that's it," Empress Yang said, "This kind of beautiful woman carries with you, and it seems that you are also very happy." ”

The four words "very happy", I don't know if it's an illusion, the little Taoist priest clearly heard a few traces of coldness. He felt strange in his heart, but he didn't have time to think about it, and hurriedly replied: "Liu Qingyan was extremely injured by love, and since then, she has not had a good face for men in the world. And she hated me for knocking her to pieces. So either you don't open your mouth, and when you open your mouth, you must be cynical. So Poor Dao took her with him,"

He smiled bitterly: "It's very eye-catching, but it's extremely sad!" ”

As soon as she said this, Empress Yang giggled. After laughing, she said, "Today's story of yours is very well told, and I should reward you." If you want something to appreciate, you can say it! ”

The little Taoist priest was shocked in his heart, the critical moment is coming!

According to yesterday's discussion with Tianyizi, the top priority now is to rescue Rou'er. Li Guogong's matter was postponed for the time being, and he could try to leave a good impression in Yang Hou's heart. But now it seems that the story just now is very exciting, should you strike while the iron is hot and take the opportunity to intercede for the Guogong Mansion?

The little Taoist priest was very moved for a while. But after hesitating, he still decided to rescue Rou'er first.

So the little Taoist priest said: "Poor Dao does have a reluctant request. ”

"Poor Dao looked at the white jade bracelet next to the saint, the texture was peculiar, but it was somewhat similar to the ghost bead of Poor Dao. Poor and courageous, please borrow the sage's jade bracelet to take a look, in order to relieve the curiosity in your heart. ”

"Oh," Empress Yang looked at him with a smile: "This jade bracelet was given by my mother, I have always been extremely precious, and I take it with me wherever I go." This request of the Taoist chief is really a reluctant request. ”

Yes! No way? The little Taoist priest could only bite the bullet and say, "It's good to teach the saint to know." The jade of this jade bracelet is by no means an ordinary jade, if it is really as poor Dao expected, then the yin energy contained in this bracelet is very deep, wearing it on the body, I am afraid that the phoenix body of the saint will be damaged. ”

Empress Yang said meaningfully: "I have already heard this matter clear, so I have never worn this bracelet." The man also said that this jade bracelet is not only heavy in yin qi, but also can hide ghosts. ”

"Am I right? Tianyizi! ”

The little Taoist priest's heart was shocked!