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Galen is dead!

Chen Yu goes to the next city first!

"Whew" killed Galen, and Chen Yu, who returned to the city easily, also let out a long sigh, don't look at Chen Yu is actually under control, in fact, Chen Yu's psychological pressure is also very great. After all, it is a psychological game, if Chen Yu relaxes a little, or even says that there is a small mistake in operation, so that Galen just seized the opportunity and opened the big move in seconds, maybe the barbarian king's big move can't be opened, and it will be directly seconds!

"You're cool! It is estimated that Long Xiaobao has already cried! ”

Kang Ke went home in the middle to replenish supplies, and had time to chat with Chen Yu.

Chen Yucai didn't panic, and went home and slowly took out the equipment, "He has already lost!" The one who bets against me doesn't exist yet. ”

"It's hard to say, if Galen comes out of the meat suit, the growth of your equipment is very slow, and when Galen's armor comes up in the later stage, it won't hurt at all if you hit him, and you can't bear him! At most, you'll only be able to kill him once! ”

Unexpectedly, Chen Yu laughed, "This time is enough!" Who said I'm going to kill him many times? ”

Chen Yu's chicken thief smiled.

"You mean ???" Conk paused, "Rogue ??? How can you be so shameless!! ”

"It's so shameless! Ha ha! Chen Yu laughed proudly.

The equipment that had just been hit by blood did not come out of the attack outfit at all, and there was no other equipment.

Instead, the entire economy is used to buy Scout Guards!

That's right, it's all used to buy Scout Guards!

Chen Yu, a slut, is not ready to fight Galen again at all!

What else to fight with a blood?

Chen Yu had enough eyes on his body to go out to brush the wilderness.

The blue f4 puts an eye, and the own f4 puts an eye, basically Galen wants to find trouble with Chen Yu.

So, today's spectators had the privilege of witnessing one of the most farceous matches in the history of the First Division!

Yes! One of the most farcical games!

The biggest spectacle since the start of the First Division!

A complete spectacle!

Have you ever seen the Barbarian King who has been taking Galen around in circles after ten minutes?

Have you ever seen a jungler that never supported the lane?

Have you ever seen a pro player hang up after 20 minutes?

That's right, Chen Yu took twenty minutes, and when his teammates gained an advantage, Chen Yu decisively chose to hang up!

No matter how Galen on the other side typed mocking. No matter how Galen invaded Chen Yu's wild area on the other side.

Chen Yu just calmly typed such words on the public frequency, "I am willing to gamble and lose, and I will not get tired of cheating!" ”

In the end, when the battle ended in forty minutes, Chen Yu was already equivalent to commanding a team battle for twenty minutes on the spot.

The audience can see that Galen is constantly circling in the wild area, constantly taunting. But the barbarian king went around in circles at home.

In the battle room, Long Xiaobao kept saying insulting words in his mouth, while Chen Yu was calm, laughing and scolding to command his teammates' battles.

In the end, forty minutes later, the Demon Glory team was victorious as always. As for whether the new forces deliberately released water, it is unknown.

Of course, the audience also saw the worst stats Chen Yu had ever seen.

1 kill, 0 death, 0 assists, 50 supplements!

Of course, compared to Galen's 0 kills, 1 death and 0 assists, everything seems so perfect!

"Demon Sentai! Victory! ”

With the narrator's rhetoric, the demon team also managed to win the game.

Win the 10th race of the season!

The Demon Glory team defeats the new faction team. As far as netizens ridicule the mentality, the demon team can be regarded as winning this battle of the strongest upstarts.

Of course, Chen Yu's behavior in the game was also discussed by many people.

Some netizens said, "How can such a professional player with no quality become the strongest jungler?" ”

Some netizens also said, "My Chen Yu is such an eclectic player." ”

There are even netizens who have copied Chen Yu and Long Xiaobao's old background, pointing out that there may be grievances between the two.

Of course, all of this is gone.

All the viewers will not know about Long Xiaobao and Chen Yu's bet.

The advantage of victory for Chen Yu is that Chen Yu does not have to fulfill his promise and withdraw from the national service.

The good thing about the victory for the Demon Sentai is that the Demon Sentai is still ranked second in the league.

The victory also brought benefits to the new forces, and from now on, their tactics will finally be able to be enriched.

The victory only brought damage to Long Xiaobao alone. The depressed game made him never able to use a hero like Galen again. That's his treasure. He has never compromised in the face of the head coach, and he has never compromised in the face of many gods in the national uniform.

One misstep turned into a thousand years of hatred, and finally fell under Chen Yu's shamelessness!

As for what kind of hero Long Xiaobao will use in the future, I will see what kind of state Chen Yu will be in the future. Chen Yu didn't know anything about it.

However, it did not prevent Chen Yu from looking forward to this day very much.

"I'm just going to say that a shameless person like you can't lose a game. But what I didn't expect was that you would be so shameless. After the game, Kang Ke climbed Chen Yu's shoulder, and several people hurried back to the backstage.

"It's not shameless, it's tactical." Chen Yu pursed his mouth, making the same shameless quibbles about his actions.

"Cut! AFK is not part of our tactics! The monkey also mocked Chen Yu.

"Come less! Don't talk about me??? Hey, isn't that what that? Chen Yu turned his head by chance and pointed to another passage.

"Who?" Conk followed his gaze.

"I'm X, Goddess of Flying Smoke!"

"I'm X! Gongqin! The monkey exclaimed.

"You two don't really like it, do you?" Chen Yu glanced at the two of them, "Are you sure that's the case?" ”

"Of course!" Unexpectedly, the two of them answered Chen Yu in unison without the slightest hesitation.

Chen Yu couldn't stop being weird, what's wrong?

Is it still early winter? Is this the rhythm of spring?

"How long has it been, and you've got your target in less than a week?"

Seeing that the girls disappeared from sight, Yanyu Hongchen thought that it was the next game, and several members of the demon team also returned to the lounge to tidy up.

It's just that along the way, both Monkey and Conk are absent-minded and obsessed.

"I said that the two big men have never been in love?"

The monkey raised his middle finger, "You are a full man and you don't know that a hungry man is hungry, you know?" Last night, in a dream, I dreamed that my girlfriend died, and I cried so sadly! ”

Everyone laughed, "You have a girlfriend?" ”

The monkey glanced around, looking up to the sky with a sad look, "So, when I woke up, I remembered that I didn't have a girlfriend at all, and I cried even more sadly!" ”

Chen Yu: "?????? ”

Chen Yu looked at Kangke, "What about you?" ”

When it comes to sad things, Kangke is also a handful of snot and tears,

"My love is the Three Kingdoms Kill! You know the Three Kingdoms Killing, right? ”

"You know, what?"

"When I fell in love in junior high school, my parents were flawless. fell in love in high school, and my parents crossed the river and demolished the bridge in various ways. In college, I found that my conditions were not enough, and I couldn't fall in love, and my parents began to make all kinds of things out of nothing. Now, in order to achieve the effect of ten thousand arrows, my parents continue to arrange blind dates in a chain of iron locks, and when I meet, I know that the girl who introduces people in their mouths is a girl who looks like a variety of Nanban invasions..."

"It's hard to get a good one, but in the end it was taken by someone, and now the soldiers are cut off, and there is no one with a bumper harvest, so they can only form a righteous relationship with their friends Taoyuan. I don't need much for diao silk, it's true love!! ”

Chen Yu: "??????? ”

Gao Tianle: "?????? ”

Guan Chen: "?????? ”

Seeing the sad state of Monkey and Kangke, although Chen Yu wanted to do something to comfort these two tragic children, he finally said straightforwardly: "Are you sure of true love?" Liang Shanbo and Zhu Yingtai both turned into butterflies and were not human-shaped; The Cowherd and the Weaver Girl are on each other's side, and they can only get together for one day a year; Bai Suzhen and Xu Xian are under the pressure tower, and the other is lonely and old; Meng Jiangnu shed tears on the Great Wall for her husband, and she was powerless to return to the sky! ”

"You're comforting?" Conk and the monkey's gaze looks like they're going to kill!

Chen Yu observed his words and looks, realized that something was wrong, and quickly changed his tone. "Huh! All right! You see, history has cruelly proved that true love does not end well. Therefore, you should get by and not pray for any true love. ”

"Besides, have you confessed?"

Conk didn't raise his head, as if he was really defeated by the ruthless reality, "White is not tolerant of dirt, my watch is black"

Chen Yu: "??? I bought a watch last year. ”

"Monkey, you're not the same, if you like it, you have to pursue it, you definitely haven't taken the offensive, you haven't even pursued it, how do you know it's not okay?"

"If you have such a girl around you, love to write articles, chase new things all year round, scum ***, cute cos, love the same person, don't like to sell cute, don't be coquettish, self-reliant, and looks like she has a Chinese paper heart, but she will take care of people, and she will accompany you to play lol...... Please don't hesitate to confess to her! Because of such a girl - she must be"

Monkey and Conk's eyes lit up: "What must be what?" ”

"-No boyfriend!"

Gao Tianle (Guan Chen): "?????? ”

Conk and the monkey are on the contrary.

"What about a literary young woman like Qin Feiyan? How can you conquer such a young woman? ”

If someone is willing to listen to himself, Chen Yu will immediately change his appearance, as long as Chen Yu is given a stage, he can have a bright vision.

Sure enough, Chen Yu looked at Conk with disdain, pulled Conk and the monkey to the sofa and said, "You won't know this?" ”

Kang Ke rubbed his hands awkwardly, where is there still a professional style at this moment, "This ??? This one??? It's been a long time since I've been in love, and I can't remember what the steps are to fall in love. Is it watching movies, sending flowers, and dating? Now in my world, being in love is about taking off your pants, putting on your pants, taking off your pants, putting on your pants. ”

Chen Yu has been completely defeated by Kangke, and he can't imagine that a person who is usually a thief is so weak in love.

As a teammate, Chen Yu had no choice but to move out of his own D bar big diao silk reading post countless experience to save this poor baby!

"Alright! How can I sleep with a young woman for free? The answer is very simple: whistle when you have nothing to do, hum a little song, step on a cigarette butt, and your expression is seven disobedience and eight resentment, depressed every day, depressed, and depressed like your dead parents. Go out to walk the dog in the middle of the night with a wine bottle, and make a gentle phone call to a woman under the street lamp in front of the 24-hour supermarket. Basically, a woman like Qin Feiyan won it. ”

"It's too hard!" Chen Yu said for a long time, and finally Kang Ke held back such a sentence.

Obviously, Chen Yu's vocabulary is too large, like an English listening test, and Kang Ke did not grasp the point of Chen Yu's sentences at all.

Again, the monkey clearly misses the point.

"Great god, big brother, how to deal with the kind of palace qin girl?"

Apparently, the monkeys are also thinking about this.

"Gong Qin, three no girls, no lower limit, no breasts, no temperance girls - it's better to push it directly!"

"Really?" Such a direct method makes the monkey's eyes light up.

Chen Yu smiled, and his heart was already happy.

How did he know if it was true. He doesn't know anyone well?

It is also diao silk, and it is also not poverty alleviation. He didn't even settle the affairs of his own family, how could it be true.

If Chen Yu was really so experienced, he would have hugged left and right like YY.

He said all this, but he was just bragging.

The authorities were fascinated by bystanders, didn't they see that Gao Tianle and Guan Chen couldn't stop shaking their heads and sighing at the ignorance of Kang Ke and the monkey?

That is lamenting that two more good young people have embarked on Chen Yu's road of no return.

From now on. You can't turn over for 10,000 years!

Guan Chen could already imagine Chen Yu's status in the team in the future. The Monkey and the Conk Cliff are about to fall.

"This love is also a method!" Chen Yu didn't care, and continued to talk about it.

I will continue to share the experience of diao silk that I have gained from a few years of water stickers.

"First of all, if you want to achieve your goals, you have to sell yourself, and first impressions are important. The first impression is like business marketing. ”

"Oh? How so? Kang Ke and the monkey thought that Chen Yu had finally taught the real skills, so they hurriedly listened to them.

Chen Yu raised his hand and coughed dryly.

The monkey took out a bottle of drink and served it with great interest. Chen Yu took a sip beautifully, and saw that both of them were dizzy.

Chen Yu couldn't help but laugh in his heart.

Damn, Lao Tzu finally seized the opportunity, don't fool you two to death today, Lao Tzu is still called Chen Yu?

Haha, it shouldn't be a sin to fool your teammates, right?

Smash it, smash it, smash it, and then continue.

The boy said to the girl: I am the best, I promise to make you happy, follow me. - It's a sales pitch.

The boy said to the girl: My father has 3 houses, be good with me, and they will all be yours in the future. - This is a promotion.

Boys don't confess to girls at all, but girls are fascinated by boys' temperament and demeanor. - It's marketing.

The girl doesn't know the guy, but all her friends praise the guy. - This is the brand. ”

"It's so profound!"

"Of course! Love is a science, but my brother is a person who has come over, listen to me, yes. ”

"Great God, Great God, please continue to guide!"

"Okay, I'll just teach you a hard time, and then I'll talk to you, don't go out and lose face when the time comes, I don't have teammates like you. Falling in love is like taking a shower - the temperature is better than the higher, not the higher; It is impossible to have the right temperature at the beginning, and it needs to be constantly adjusted in both directions; It's best to adjust the temperature from low to high, and if you adjust it from high to low, even if you can find the right temperature in the end, you will have to pay the price of pain??? ”

After the game, at the instigation of Chen Yu, Monkey and Kang Ke really ran to watch the game and prepare to confess.

As for whether these two sad children can succeed - Chen Yu can only look up to the sky and touch his chest to express his "goodwill" prayer.

The Demon Sentai won the first game of the week, and of course, it was a bit hilarious.

After the game, it was already close to dusk when the finishing was completed.

Shanghai is located in the easternmost part of China, of course, the night comes very early, the light rain is dripping, the cold wind is inexplicably inexplicable, everyone wants to return to their warm little home as soon as possible.

Therefore, Chen Yu Gao Tianle Guanchen threw down the monkey and Kang Ke, and the three of them went home early.

On the way, Chen Yu called Su Xiaoliang and wanted to have a dinner, but Su Xiaoliang told Chen Yu that he needed to work overtime, so Chen Yu had to give up.

Su Xiaoliang's company is not very far from the demon team base, of course, this is more or less a coincidence.

Su Xiaoliang told Chen Yu that Qi Yanran was at home.

Thinking of Qi Yanran, Chen Yu couldn't help but feel a big head again.

Since Qi Yanran and Su Xiaoliang turned their rivalry into jade silk some time ago, the relationship between the two daughters has grown by leaps and bounds, and now it is about to rise to the level of best friends.

Not long ago, at the instigation of Qi Yanran, Chen Yu was tragically sent to hell - the warm quilt was not there at night. From then on, Su Xiaoliang and Qi Yanran slept together, while Chen Yu had to stay alone in the empty room.

This is far from the end of Chen Yu's tragedy.

What's even more ruthless is that I don't know which tendon Qi Yanran has committed - I actually asked Su Xiaoliang for cooking skills.

As a result, Chen Yu was gorgeously transformed from a widow to a taster again!

You can imagine such a scene, the eldest lady who has been pampered since childhood, and Su Xiaoliang, who is not very good at expressing cooking methods, how tragic the result is.

Countless ingredients were tragically sacrificed, and countless ingredients were charred.

Thinking of the miserable food, Chen Yu unconsciously tightened his coat.

That heart-rending smell will never be forgotten for the rest of my life!

In less than an hour, Chen Yu returned to the community. opened the door, and Qi Yanran was the only one in the living room watching TV boringly.

"You've been home all day?"

Qi Yanran saw Chen Yu go home, and did not restrain her "rippling" posture at all. "Who else is not me? It's cold and don't want to go out. Hasn't the little boy gotten off work yet? ”

Chen Yu changed his shoes, "I said I was going to work overtime, so I wasn't in a hurry." What's for dinner? She had to work overtime and told us to eat first. ”

Chen Yu also sat on the sofa, went out to the base to train in the morning, and still needed to play games in the afternoon, running back and forth for a day, needless to say, he was also very tired.

"Hey, eldest sister, can you take your ** away? The sofa is only so big, and people should respect each other. ”

"Since it's all **, wouldn't it be good to show it to you for free?"

"Cut!" Chen Yu personally broke Qi Yanran's long legs to the side. "People say that ** will like it more and more, why don't I think so? Is there something wrong with my aesthetic? ”

The topic of whether she is beautiful or not is always a girl's favorite question, Qi Yanran became energetic when she heard this, ** as soon as she closed it, she swayed in front of Chen Yu's eyes, "Then you mean to say that the more I look at this, the more beautiful I become?" ”

Chen Yu waved his hand to resist Qi Yanran's attack, and began to close his eyes vigorously and then open them, and closed his eyes vigorously and opened them again.

"What are you doing? Do you look more and more beautiful? ”

Chen Yu opened his eyes for a long time, "I didn't do anything, I just refreshed it and saw if it would become beautiful, but I failed??? ”

"Get out!"

"Boring!" Chen Yu waved his hand and put Qi Yanran** aside. I finally lie down comfortably...

Unexpectedly, how could Qi Yanran be the master who gave up?

Chen Yu just dared to say that she was not beautiful, she had been in the room for a day, and she was looking for something to do at this moment.

**Not only did he not accept it, but it rested on Chen Yu's thigh.

There was anger on his face, but his mouth was very sweet: "I said, don't you like me?" ”

Ma Susu's voice came, and Chen Yu was shocked in his heart - you crazy woman has started again.

Lao Tzu is tired for a day, and he has to be tempted to go home? Want to play with your brother? All right! The corners of Chen Yu's mouth also rose into a smile, and his big hand moved to Qi Yanran's stockings** and kept rubbing, "I like it!" How not to like it. I don't have a big hobby in my life, I like it! ”

"Like me? It's true? Qi Yanran's eyes lit up, and she couldn't care about the small movements in Chen Yu's hands, she half-propped up her body and looked at Chen Yu expectantly. What do you like about me? ”

Chen Yu smiled, "Why?" It's easy, because you're the only girl who didn't faint after I took off my shoes! ”

After speaking, he raised his leg and signaled that he had just changed his shoes.

"I ???" I was looking forward to it for a long time, and what I was waiting for was this answer. Needless to say, Qi Yanran also knew that she was being teased by Chen Yu again.

The good mood just now was fleeting, and as soon as he closed it, he slapped Chen Yu's hand away. "Take away your dirty hands! The old lady didn't faint, so why didn't you faint yourself? ”

Chen Yu retracted his hand stupidly, "I have rhinitis!" ”

"Yo, why do you still have rhinitis! Blowing like the real thing! Tell me, how did you get this rhinitis? ”

Chen Yu: "My feet are smoked!" ”

“？？？？？？” Qi Yanran: "I found that I really can't stand you anymore!" ”

Chen Yu changed his position and lay on his side, "If you can't lose weight, you can get fat!" I can't lose weight anyway! ”

"You?????? Bastard! ”

Half an hour later, the two of them, who finally couldn't stay hungry, ended the cold war.

"What do you want to eat?" Qi Yanran stood up and said that the Cold War was over.

"What's there?" Chen Yu was almost hungry, so he didn't have the strength to joke.

"Stewed chicken with shiitake mushrooms, braised pork ribs with green onions, beef brisket with tomatoes, braised beef, choose whatever you want! That's all I'll do. ”

"Are you sure you will?"

"The taste is guaranteed to be authentic! The inauthentic old lady will meet you in the future and call you the master! ”

"Shall I do it then?"

Qi Yanran laughed strangely, "I'm afraid you won't be able to eat it." ”

"Cut, if you don't guarantee it first, I'm afraid I really can't eat it, since you guarantee that it is absolutely delicious, then you won't give me a salary if I can't eat it!"

"Good! You said it yourself, I didn't force you! ”

After a while, Qi Yanran brought a large plate.

On a large plate - four bowls of Master Kong's instant noodles.

Chen Yu: "! Holy! Master Kong's braised beef noodles??? ”

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