The next day, the little Taoist priest and Xu Ruoxue rushed to Chongqing Mansion.

In the days that followed, the two hurried away.

It doesn't matter if you eat and sleep all the way, what makes the little Taoist secretly complain is that after learning the lesson of the last time, Xu Ruoxue strictly guarded him, stared at him tightly, and never allowed the little Taoist to leave her sight.

There is nothing the little Taoist priest can do about this. After a few days like this, the little Taoist priest missed Rou'er very much.

Hey, I obviously carry a beauty with me, but I can't see each other, this taste, how uncomfortable!

This night, the moon was bright and the wind was clear, and the little Taoist priest sighed while cooking the meat soup.

Xu Ruoxue naturally knew why he was sad, but she just pretended not to know. When he was really tired of hearing it, he drew the blood sea sword and began to wipe the sword. The noisy sound in the ears will stop for a while.

After cooking the soup, the little Taoist priest first filled a bowl and handed it to Xu Ruoxue. Xu Ruoxue thanked and took it.

The little Taoist priest filled a bowl of himself, and when he was about to drink it, he saw the ghost beads on his waist move slightly, and then a wisp of light smoke floated out, and after landing on the ground, he turned into a stunning little beauty, which was Rou'er.

This little girl, seeing that the little Taoist priest hadn't summoned her for a few days, couldn't hold back her longing, and ran out first.

The little Taoist priest was overjoyed when he saw it, and secretly praised Rou'er for being really unusual. If she had been in the past, she would never have been able to get out.

At that moment, the little Taoist priest flew a kiss, Rou'er was stunned, and after she understood, two red clouds flew on her face.

The little Taoist priest looked at it interestingly, and another kiss flew over. Unexpectedly, this little girl was bold, opened her mouth shyly to take it, and then spit out her lips slightly, and flew one shyly.

A man and a woman, just take advantage of Xu Ruoxue's bowed head to drink soup, you have one, I have one, and the play is called a sweetness, and that is called a thrill.

Sweet enough, Rou'er ran to Xu Ruoxue's side and grimaced viciously at this fierce woman.

Seeing that the murderous woman did not notice it at all, the soft child's heart rose up, and she jumped up and down there, sticking out her tongue and waving her fists, and having a lot of fun.

The little Taoist priest couldn't help but want to laugh when he saw it, but he couldn't help it.

Xu Ruoxue happened to see it and said strangely: "Husband, what are you doing?" How strange is the expression on his face? ”

The little Taoist priest said nonsense seriously: "Ruoxue, your posture of drinking soup is really beautiful, and your husband is intoxicated when she sees it, so I want to laugh." ”

When he said this, Xu Ruoxue was very intoxicated in her heart, so she drank the soup, which was more elegant, and took one sip after another. It doesn't look like a square talent, and I pour it into my stomach in one gulp.

The heroine is cool, and the female ghost is naturally dissatisfied. She stamped her foot, bit her fingers, and thought and thought.

As if thinking of something, Rou'er's face turned red, and after hesitating for a moment, she said angrily to the little Taoist: "Brother Taoist, you turn your head and don't peek." ”

The little Taoist priest was very curious, what kind of ghost did this harmless man and beast come up with? Naturally, he refused to turn around, only closed his eyes tightly, and then covered his face tightly, indicating that he did not look at it, and resolutely did not look at it.

Rou'er was not at ease, and after coming over and checking it carefully, she stuck out her little tongue and stood in front of Xu Ruoxue on tiptoe.

After a little more hesitation, the little beauty finally turned around, bent her knees, and slowly, bent over. aimed the little buttocks at the bowl in Xu Ruoxue's hand.

So, in the crack where his fingers were quietly opened, the little Taoist's eyes opened wider and wider, and his mouth opened wider and wider.

The little buttocks swayed left and right, and after making sure that it was correct, Rou'er took a deep breath and slammed it hard. Then, with his right hand, he scooped it behind him.

The little Taoist priest seemed to see that a cloud of gas spewed out of the small buttocks, and was grabbed by the little hand. Then the little hand was lightly thrown into Xu Ruoxue's bowl. And Xu Nuxia, who didn't know it, just opened her mouth and swallowed the gas in one gulp.

The little Taoist priest was stunned, and then, laughing!

The ladies of the Guogong Mansion and the county lord of the Song Dynasty could come up with and dare to use this trick? It turns out that it is also a talent!

Seeing the little Taoist priest laughing, Rou'er, who was triumphant, stiffened her face, and instantly became red clouds, she sighed, covered her face, floated away with the wind, and disappeared in an instant.

Hearing the little Taoist priest laughing, Xu Ruoxue asked inexplicably, "What is the husband laughing at?" ”

The little Taoist priest quickly stopped laughing, and Zhengse said, "It's okay, I just thought of a joke." ”

"Oh, but what a joke, let's hear it."

Little Taoist Priest says:

There is a noble family, and there is a servant in the house, who is good at flattery. On this day, this noble man inadvertently let out a fart, which stinks and sounds. When the noble man was embarrassed, the servant said strangely, "Where is the Ganan incense?" Well, it smells so good. ”

And the nobleman said; "I've heard that farts are grainy, and stinky is the right thing. It's fragrant, which means that there must be something wrong with my body. ”

The servant immediately beckoned with his hand, sniffed it vigorously, and said, "Now it stinks, it stinks, it stinks." ”

After the joke was finished, the little Taoist priest leaned forward and leaned back with laughter. Xu Ruoxue didn't laugh, and said angrily: "Husband is really, he said this when people were eating." Forget it, don't eat it. ”

After a while, Rou'er blushed, came over with a twist, and pouted: "Brother Taoist is so boring, he said that he didn't look at it, but he peeked at it, which made the slave ugly." ”

The little Taoist priest didn't dare to speak, so he gestured with his eyes, asked Rou'er to sit down, and then took Keren'er into his arms and comforted her with his actions.

Xu Ruoxue saw that his left hand was ringed, and his posture was very strange, so she asked, "Husband, what are you doing here?" ”

The little Taoist priest said: "This is practicing for the husband, this is the Taoist health preservation skill, called traction technique." ”

After saying that, his left hand was still in a ring, and his right hand was upright, reaching his forehead, and then going straight down to his abdomen, making a set of paradoxical and seemingly miraculous movements.

Rou'er looked funny, lying in his arms and giggling.

Xu Ruoxue is also interesting to watch, like watching a monkey.

After playing with the monkey for a while, the little Taoist priest was tired, so he took out the purple bamboo flute.

The two girls listened to the flute quietly.

After blowing, Rou'er naturally applauded and worshipped in a thousand ways. Xu Ruoxue frowned: "Husband, the song is the voice of the heart." A few days ago, your flute was loud and resentful, like an abandoned woman. Today's flute sound is very happy, what good thing is there for the husband? ”

The little Taoist priest's heart suddenly burst out, and he sighed that this woman is really not to be underestimated, and said at the moment: "In this life and this life, my most beloved person is by my side, how can I not be happy." ”

He said this affectionately, and both women thought that he was saying it to themselves, and they were both overjoyed!

The little Taoist priest was proud when he saw it, I am really amazing!

It was late at night, and the two of them set up a curtain and slept in their clothes.

After Xu Nuxia fell asleep, the little Taoist priest carefully threw the Blood Sea Sword placed beside her outside the tent. Sure enough, after a while, Rou'er came through the tent.

Holding the lovely person in his arms, he felt that it was not very cool, so the little Taoist priest whispered: "Use the Great Yan Dream Technique." ”

At the mention of the Great Flame Dream Technique, Rou'er was ashamed and refused to do so. The little Taoist priest just begged, and Rou'er half-pushed and half-agreed.

Coming to this white space again, the little Taoist priest praised in his heart and sighed magically.

But as soon as the man appeared in shame, the little Taoist priest couldn't wait to hug him, and then his body trembled violently.

This feeling is really, really, very refreshing!

He is no longer Wuxia Ameng, and Xu Meiren of warm nephrite has hugged a lot. But how can the feeling of the fellowship of the spirit and soul be beyond the reach of the physical touch?

Almost instantly, the little Taoist priest's heart moved!

But the man was shy and struggling.

It's good that she didn't move, but when she twisted up, the little Taoist priest was immediately murderous.

But the man's legs were weak, and he said in a trembling voice: "Bad brother, don't." The slave will not be able to control it, and will use the technique of collecting yang and replenishing yin on you, which will damage your brother's cultivation. Please wait, brother, wait for the slave's soul to return to the body, what the brother wants, the slave will do whatever the brother wants. It will definitely make my brother happy. ”

The little Taoist priest gasped and said, "My good boy, my brother I have learned the technique of yin and yang dual cultivation. If you use the technique of collecting yang and supplementing yin, I will use the technique of harvesting yin and supplementing yang. You borrow my supreme yang qi, and I will borrow your supreme yin qi. You and I are fellow cultivators, that is, we have grown in cultivation and have gained happiness. Isn't that the best thing in the world? ”

Rou'er pouted: "How can there be such a good thing, the Taoist brother must be cheating the slaves." ”

The little Taoist priest couldn't hold back any longer, and said in a trembling voice: "Good baby, you just believe me." If you don't think it's right, you can kick me out of here, right? ”

Rou'er was still hesitating, and the little Taoist priest couldn't wait to act.

The bliss of the intercourse of gods and souls hit her heart, and Rou'er refused to win her beloved Taoist brother.

Thereupon......

The next day.

It's dawning.

The little Taoist priest finally woke up.

As soon as I opened my eyes, I saw a pair of big eyes.

The little Taoist priest was startled, and when he saw that it was Xu Ruoxue, he was even more startled when he was a thief.

"Ruoxue, you, what are you doing?" The little Taoist priest asked in a trembling voice.

Xu Ruoxue frowned and stared at him deadly. The little Taoist priest was beating a drum in his heart, but his face was pretending to be calm.

After watching the meeting, Xu Ruoxue said affirmatively: "No, it's not big, dead Taoist, you must have done something bad last night!" ”

The little Taoist priest pretended to be puzzled and asked, "I have been sleeping next to you last night, and I have been sleeping with you in my arms, so what else can I do badly?" ”

Xu Ruoxue snorted coldly, stretched out her finger, and nodded to the little Taoist's place.

The little Taoist priest looked down, and his head was dizzy: his crotch was so wet that a big chunk of it. And this time, when he came to his senses, he noticed that the curtain was full of that indescribable taste.

The little Taoist priest smiled to himself: "Ruoxue, you have found out about this, you are really shy for your husband." ”

Xu Ruoxue snorted coldly: "Honest hospitality, what bad things have you done?" ”

The little Taoist priest naturally didn't dare to entertain honestly, he hugged Xu Ruoxue, and said softly: "Ruoxue, you and I don't have a few days, no, um, is that?" ”

"The way you slept last night was really beautiful, and my husband was very excited when I saw it, so I thought, that. But seeing that you are sleeping really soundly, my husband can't bear to wake you up, just myself, that. As a result, that's it. ”

Xu Ruoxue was surprised: "You don't need a woman as a man, you can be yourself, that?" ”

The little Taoist laughed a few times, looked at Xu Ruoxue deeply with ill-intentioned eyes, and then said evilly: "Madam, I don't understand, not only men can be alone, but you women can also be alone." ”

Although Xu Ruoxue is already a wife, she can't afford to talk like crazy. Her face flushed with shame, she took a sip and ran away like a gust of wind.

The little Taoist priest breathed a sigh of relief and fell limply on the mat.

Oh, my God! Hugging my wife and stealing fish, such an exciting, such a deathly thing, do I, really have to do it?