Chapter Ninety-Two: Forced Explanation!
This is a giant panda!
Even if it looks cute, it's a panda!
weighs hundreds of pounds, one palm can open mountains and break rocks, and one butt can sit dead!
There is no room for Qian Tree to be imprudent and careful, after all, his ass is about to fall in half.
However, what puzzled Qian Shu was that the giant panda that had just shown various combos and big moves was rolling, how could it be ...... at this time Motionless, just staring straight at yourself?
Humans also evolved from animals.
So, instinctively, they still retain that kind of ...... After being targeted by a fierce beast, the instinct not to act rashly.
Qian Shu is really afraid, if he moves again, the giant panda will pounce on him and bite him.
So, this person and a panda stared at each other with such big eyes and stalemate for dozens of seconds.
"Hey! Old money, what are you doing? Are you staring at pandas? ”
Zhang Jiang also stood outside the door cautiously and refused to come in.
"Don't make any noise, Lao Zhang, is our support coming? You didn't see it...... Am I stabilizing the panda's mood? Prevent it from escaping......"
In just a few tens of seconds of staring, Qian Shu found a very "reasonable and legitimate" reason for his dare not move.
"Not so fast! Then you...... Keep staring at it? ”
Zhang Jiang, who was standing outside the door, was a little strange, "But, why is this giant panda not moving now?" ”
As he spoke, Zhang Jiang wanted to come forward again.
"Hey! Stay back...... Don't move! Do you still want to be panda k? Qian Shu immediately warned Zhang Jiangdao.
However, it's over.
Humans, like cats, have inexplicable curiosity.
Zhang Jiang cautiously stepped forward, took a step, and found that the giant panda was rolling, so he took a few more steps...... Still not moving?
Stick out your fingers...... Touch the panda lightly, then immediately run backwards.
Halfway through the run......
"Huh? That's not right! This touches ...... Why is it so hard? Shouldn't a panda's fur be soft? ”
After being stunned for a moment, Zhang Jiang was bold, stepped forward, and touched the giant panda's rolling head.
"Ouch! I said Lao Zhang, you don't want to live anymore......"
Qian Shu had already prepared a defensive posture, and was even ready to meet the giant panda's head-on blow.
But the strange thing is that the giant panda is still motionless, no matter how the money tree touches it and touches it, it has always maintained this posture and does not move.
"Hahaha...... Old money, it looks like we have been cheated! ”
After Zhang Jiang found that there was no danger, he laughed, and even hugged the giant panda intimately, and said to Qian Shu, "This is not a ** giant panda at all, just a sculpture." ”
"Sculpture? How can it be? Lao Zhang, you're kidding me! Can a sculpture slap you in the face and knock you out the door? ”
Qian Shu, who was a little disbelieving, first took two steps forward, then took a step back, reached out and touched the giant panda's rolling head.
"Don't believe it, touch it yourself...... I guess it's made of iron! Zhang Jiang said as a matter of course.
"Huh? Really? That's weird, how can a giant panda made of iron move? ”
In an instant, the two policemen, Qian Shu and Zhang Jiang, stared at Li Sao, the boss of the house, with puzzled eyes.
"Two officers, don't look at me like that...... I don't know! ”
Li Sao had been laughing beside him without saying a word, and when he saw that the two had finally discovered the secret of the giant panda, he spread his hands and made a gesture of "I'm also helpless".
"You don't know? Who's going to report it? When did this giant panda appear? ”
Eliminating the threat, Qian Shu took out the majesty of a police officer, and asked with two eyes firmly on Li Shao, the "biggest suspect".
"Just over an hour ago, this giant panda appeared in our room at the Saoshe Hotel. Where it came from, I don't know. At first, I thought it was a real panda, so I called the police, but ...... Now the two police officers have also seen that this is not a real panda at all, but a ...... A toy for it! ...... moving"
Li Shao said ambiguously, but most of them were true.
After hearing this, the two police officers looked at Sister Qiao next to them.
"That's right! What our boss said is true......" Sister Qiao also immediately corroborated what Li Sao said.
"That's embarrassing! Since this giant panda is not an item from your hotel, we must take it back to the house, maybe someone else's lost property......"
Speaking of which, the two police officers, Qian Shu and Zhang Jiang, worked together to lift the giant panda.
"Li Sao ......"
When Sister Qiao saw it, she was anxious.
She was afraid that such a good and cute "super security guard" would be confiscated by the police station!
But......
Li Sao was not in a hurry at all, because he had redeemed it from the system, and it belonged to him completely, and no one should snatch it away in any way.
Sure enough, Qian Shu and Zhang Jiang used their strength to eat, but they couldn't lift the giant panda up.
"What's going on? It seems to be welded to the ground, little boss, wasn't this giant panda able to move just now? Can you control it and let it follow us obediently......" Qian Shu pouted his hand and said to Li Shao sweating profusely.
Li Sao continued to pretend to be stupid: "I don't have the ability to do this!" ”
Zhang Jiang was puzzled: "Could it be, this is a panda robot independently developed by college students from some university?" It's really heavy enough, and it's really lifelike, or ...... Let's go back first. If someone really comes to report that he lost a panda robot, how about we bring him to this hotel to pick it up? ”
"How can that work? Since it is certain that this may be someone else's lost item, you have to wait for ......"
When he said this, Qian Shu's eyes widened, pointed to a handful of hair on the giant panda's chest, and said to Li Sao very angrily, "Wait! You're a little boss! I dare to say that I don't know the origin of this giant panda robot! Clearly...... This is your Saoshe Hotel! Otherwise, how could there be a logo text on it......"
"Got a logo? Yo! It's true, the word Saosha is engraved here. You're deliberately making fun of the two of us, aren't you? What about deliberately teasing us? ”
In fact, just now, Li Sao discovered this logo, and deliberately didn't mention it, just waiting for the two police officers to find out.
In such a fuss, the matter of rolling this giant panda robot is confirmed at the official police station.
In the future, no matter who calls to report that they saw a giant panda in the house, the operators and police at the police station will definitely not send the police to take care of it, because in their eyes, this is just a robot that looks like a giant panda.
"Oops! That's not right, officer, look at my brain. How did I forget this, this is the super security robot that I asked the graduate students of mechanical automation of the University of Technology and Business to customize for us! It's just that...... I didn't expect them to make it look like a giant panda......"
Li Sao's acting skills were immediately launched, and he made a sudden realization, "Fortunately, the police officer is wise and martial, and he saw the logo of our Saoshe, otherwise, without your reminder, I really can't remember this matter......"
"Yes, yes, yes! I forgot that there was such a thing. Our boss also reminded me that they might be able to deliver in a few days. It must have been that I wasn't there just now, so they put the robot down. Sister Qiao also cooperated with Li Sao's performance very tacitly.
"That's how it is...... However, you, the robot security guard, are also a little too dangerous. ”
Qian Shu still wanted to give Li Sao a good oral education, and when he was angry, his walkie-talkie rang.
"No. 89757, Officer Qian Shu, how did you handle the panda incident over there? There are many unknown corpses in the Hedgehog River, please rush to the scene immediately......"
"No problem on our side! The requested support can be revoked, the giant panda reported here is just a robot in the form of a giant panda, please send me the specific location of the scene, and Zhang Jiang and I will immediately finish the scene of the hedgehog river......"
As soon as he heard about the new case, he actually found many corpses on the riverbank, Qian Shu suddenly had no mood to educate Li Shao, and He Zhang Jiang immediately turned around and walked out, wanting to finish the crime scene as quickly as possible.
"Two police officers, go slowly!"
Seeing the police car leave quickly, Li Sao also let out a long breath, and the identity of the giant panda was finally successfully solved.
Wiping the sweat on his forehead, Li Sao saw that the giant panda was still motionless, and Li Sao also praised his forcible explanation.
In the future, in the house, it can be said that you will have a legal identity, and you will no longer have to worry about someone calling the police when you see it......
…… The first free king of the Tang Dynasty
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