Gaze!

Sharp eyes!

Familiar gaze!

Unexpected gaze!

Frightened gaze!

……

This scene!

This picture!

It's really hard to describe in words!

According to Li Sao's own feelings,

It was in those quarter-seconds that he thought of death!

Because he thinks that this world is too fake.

It's like......

Flying in the sky, I came across a fish.

Eating candy and eating, I ate a sad taste.

As soon as I came out of the Internet café for the night, I met my mother who went out to buy vegetables.

That's what it feels like......

I met my wife in the men's bathroom...... Xiao Zuoqiu!

Surprised?

Not surprised?

Isn't the sting irritating?

Even Li Sao's angry brain was instantly short-circuited and stuck.

That's not all, though!

The most sassy thing is that Li Sao is doing free landing at this time......

According to his original trajectory,

Hold on with both hands, jump down,

It can land very stably.

But now, there's someone in the compartment!

This man is still ...... Xiao Zuoqiu!

How do you land safely?

Wait a minute......

Li Sao seems to have seen it, an airport?

Bang!

Before he could react, Li Sao ......

I was caught by two hands!

A little confused!

He was actually a whole person, and was hugged by Xiao Zuoqiu in the way of a princess.

This, this, this......

The atmosphere is a little embarrassing!

Li Sao felt that at this time, he seemed to be ...... Something should be said to ease the embarrassment.

But this opening sentence is a bit difficult!

"This ...... Such a coincidence? You go to the toilet too! ”

Slurring, Li Sao looked at Xiao Zuoqiu with an embarrassed but polite smile.

Burst!

Bang!

Xiao Zuoqiu shook his hand suddenly,

threw Li Shao's whole person to the ground.

Oh!

At this time, Li Sao remembered.

Xiao Zuoqiu also has a layer of identity, the runner-up in the women's group of the National Wushu Conference.

Hey?

Why the runner-up?

Because on the day of the finals, Xiao Zuoqiu was busy tricking Li Sao into getting the certificate and missed the game.

"Say! How did you end up here? ”

Xiao Zuoqiu sneered and questioned Li Sao.

"Xiao Zuoqiu, you ......"

"What are you going to call me at school?"

"Yes! Mr. Xiao, I still want to ask, why are you here? ”

After experiencing the loss of consciousness in the quarter of a second just after falling, Li Sao immediately regained his composure.

When I think about it, this is a men's restroom, and it belongs to the territory of male creatures.

Why can she ask herself so confidently?

In fact, it should be me who questioned her in turn!

A woman!

A woman who looks so beautiful and is a little fierce!

Why is it in the cubicle of the men's restroom?

"Humph! You pretend! You can pretend to me again! ”

"Why am I here? Not because of you? ”

Xiao Zuoqiu was also unusually calm, pointed to the black bag, and said, "Say it!" What's in there? ”

"You're really weird! If you want to know what's in it, just open it and see it, and ask me what I'm doing? ”

Play stupid!

This is Li Sao's ultimate knowledge point for dealing with all emergencies.

Regardless of it, Lao Tzu just doesn't know anything.

"If you don't know what's in there, why are you going to go into this compartment? Not to take this bag of things? ”

Xiao Zuoqiu's logic is very meticulous, and he doesn't give Li Sao a chance to pretend to be stupid.

"I ...... I just like this cubicle, can't I? ”

With his eyes squinting upward, Li Sao deliberately didn't look at Xiao Zuoqiu's eyes, and said nonsense, "Don't you know that some people just have such a habit."

When pulling poop, it must be in the designated familiar pit, otherwise...... The poop will not come out. And I'm ...... My favorite is the last pit ......"

Saying this, Li Sao is face is not red or panting, this is a reasonable appearance, and there is really no one.

"Full of nonsense, since you don't admit it, let me tell you."

With a sneer, Xiao Zuoqiu pulled out the wig and suit inside, and said, "During today's exam, someone used these props to pretend to be an examiner ......"

"Isn't that good? It can also reduce the workload of the inspection teacher. ”

Li Sao interjected with a smile, "I think today's inspection teacher should thank this warm-hearted good student." ”

"I'm afraid you don't know, today's inspection teacher...... That's me. ”

Xiao Zuoqiu squinted his eyes and said, "Don't think that if you don't admit that these things are yours, I don't have any other evidence." ”

"Oh? If you want to trap me, it's impossible. ”

"Teacher Xiao, you can save your worries!"

"If you catch a thief, you want to take the stolen goods, you can't say that these things are really mine!"

"You can't say that I pretended to be the inspection teacher to copy the answers, it's really me! There is no excuse for the sin you want to add! ”

There was a series of chirps, and Li Sao was fearless.

This is the real god of sorrow, first of all, your aura must stand, don't wait to take the initiative to show your feet as soon as you are questioned and doubted.

Of course, this is also necessary to do everything tightly when the operation is carried out, so that it can be so fearless.

However, Li Shao made a lot of calculations, but he still missed a little......

"Li Sao, do you really don't know or fake don't know?"

"There are several surveillance cameras on each floor of our school building!"

"So, all this you have done, I just need to go out to the security room and check the surveillance video this morning, it is ironclad evidence."

At this moment, Xiao Zuoqiu enjoyed it extremely and looked at Li Sao's stunned and dull gaze.

It is not often that the god Li Sao can be so confused!

And when Li Sao was planning this operation, he didn't think about the camera at all.

After all, in general, do this kind of high-risk sassy operation.

Either they were caught red-handed, or they brushed off their clothes seamlessly, leaving no flaws, and no one would check the surveillance footage for no reason.

In this way, as long as there is no incident after a week, the school's monitoring records will be automatically deleted.

However, Li Sao really never expected that this inspection would be Xiao Zuoqiu.

"How? Don't have anything to say? ”

Xiao Zuoqiu said in a tone that hated iron and steel, "I usually sleep in class, otherwise I will skip class." It's time for the exam, and you're all kinds of bad ideas and crooked ideas, and you're constantly manipulating! ”

"That...... Teacher Xiao, for the sake of us being so familiar, it's ...... again The relationship between husband and wife. Can this matter be ...... like this? Never mind? What should you have done without seeing it? ”

Things have come to this point, and Li Sao can only ...... Soft!

After all, bow your head to your wife, what's the point!

However, Xiao Zuoqiu shook his head and said, "Do you think that with my style of acting, you are close to me, is it useful?" ”

"It's useless!"

It's been three years, and in the University of Technology and Business, who doesn't know that Dean Xiao is ruthless and resolute, whether it is for teachers or students, he doesn't have any mercy at all.

"That's it, honestly follow me to the teaching office. Write a review, demerit punishment! ”

is really ruthless, Xiao Zuoqiu is also iron-faced and selfless and impartial in enforcing the law towards her "husband".

"Xiao Zuoqiu! That's ...... It's too much! ”

If it's soft, Li Sao will come hard, "I know you are serious and responsible!" But have you ever thought that China is a humane society, and it is no problem for you to be so strict and perfect for yourself, but you have always been so harsh on all the problems of everyone......

You don't feel that so not only do you live tired yourself! Will everyone around you only stay away from you, or even be full of disgust for you? ”

"Li Sao, don't change your concept. The fact that you have done something wrong has nothing to do with my style of doing things and how I behave in the world. And I don't think there's anything wrong with that. Yes is yes! Wrong is wrong! Those who do wrong things should pay the corresponding price. ”

If it was an ordinary person, he might really be caught up in Li Sao's words.

But Xiao Zuoqiu maintained a clear logic and order, and still had an attitude of resolutely bringing Li Sao to justice.

However, at this moment, footsteps and talking were heard at the bathroom door.

"Shhhh Someone's coming! Li Sao, keep quiet, don't talk......"

The sensitive Xiao Zuoqiu doesn't want to be found hiding in such a cubicle in the men's toilet with Li Sao!

……